Chapter 294: Shameless
Ten men and ten women stood opposite each other in two columns in the open field outside the Udymore Dingping military camp, the women's faces full of solemnity and the men's faces smiling. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
In addition to the ten pairs of men and women on the empty field, the empty field was also surrounded by people, among them, in addition to the soldiers of the Dingping Army, there was also a group of women, those women stood straight, their eyes kept staring at the ten pairs of men and women on the empty field, and they didn't care about the eyes of the men around them.
These women are naturally Xiao Wu's Feng Dance Camp, and the reason why there are ten pairs of men and women facing each other in the empty field is also due to the promotion of Zhang Yi and his father Zhang Chong.
It turned out that Sima Wei's strategy was to let Xiao Wu come to Udy Moore, and pick up Zhang Chong and Da Qiao by the way, Xiao Wu is so clever, after getting Sima Wei's flying pigeon biography, she immediately understood what it meant, she hurriedly gathered her Feng Dance camp, and then marched all the way to Pingcheng, and picked up Zhang Chong and Da Qiao before slowly rushing to Udy Moore, which is why, seeing Xiao Wu coming, Zhang Yi was dumbfounded.
With Zhang Chong and Da Qiao here, coupled with Zhang Ning's bitter pleading, Zhang Yi, who originally wanted to scare and scare Xiao Wu, finally reluctantly compromised, but Zhang Yi's compromise was conditional, his condition was that Xiao Wu's Feng Dance Battalion must win the male soldiers sent by himself in order to spare Xiao Wu, which is why there is the current confrontation scene, but Xiao Wu also put forward his own requirements, that is, two wins in three games, and in the first game five against five, the people sent by Zhang Yi won, and now it is the second game of ten against ten.
"Come on, come on, all sit," happily beckoned Sima Wei and the generals who came after him to sit down, Zhang Yi said with a slight meaning: "You try the chair I asked the craftsman to make, this is much more comfortable than kneeling and sitting." ”
Zhang Yi, who is not used to kneeling and sitting, after inviting Mr. Gongyi from Yingchuan, the first thing he did was to discuss the matter of tables, chairs and benches with him, but later because of the construction of a shrine dedicated to the statue, this matter could only be delayed, and now it was finally done, and it was brought over by Xiao Wu and them.
According to the seat arranged by Zhang Yi, Zhang Fei sat in Zhang Yi's lower hand position, and as soon as he sat down, Zhang Fei immediately grinned: "Hehe, this thing is more comfortable than kneeling, big brother, how did you come up with it?" ”
In fact, there were things like chairs and stools in the Eastern Han Dynasty, as mentioned earlier, Zhao Zhong had Hu Dun'er and smaller Hu beds at home, and Hu beds and Hu Dun'er were similar to the chairs of later generations, but the Hu beds were much larger, Hu Dun was like the current Maza, Emperor Han Ling liked these things very much, and he would naturally reward them to Zhao Zhong if he liked them, but these things are not common among the people, and Zhang Fei and others naturally have never seen them.
"Haha, it's not important how you think of it, comfort is the most important thing," smirked, Zhang Yi turned his head and asked Sima Wei: "How does Mr. feel?" ”
"Huh?"
Hearing Zhang Yi call himself, Sima was slightly stunned, this had never happened before.
When Zhang Yi asked Sima Wei, Sima Wei was looking at the girls in Fengwu Pavilion not far away, he was very empty now, although Xiao Wu invited Zhang Chong and Da Qiao according to the plan, but Sima Wei was not sure whether Zhang Chong and Da Qiao would intercede for them, just now he had met Xiao Wu privately and asked Xiao Wu to ask Da Qiao, but now he didn't know the result, so he was very worried, and as soon as he was worried, his attention was distracted, and when he was suddenly called by Zhang Yi, his face changed color.
Seeing that Sima Wei's face turned pale, Zhang Yi asked with concern: "Is Mr. in good health?" Why is your face so bad? ”
"Ah, it's nothing," smiled at Zhang Yi with a slightly embarrassed face, and while Sima Wei slowly sat down, he explained: "It's nothing, it may be the reason why I slept a little late in the past two days, and my spirit is a little trance." ”
"Oh, that's the case," after nodding, Zhang Yi turned his head to Han Tao behind him and said, "Go back and give more of the medicinal food that Daddy brought to the generals, and give it to Mr. Just take my share, and now you can take half of my share and send it to the sir's tent, for the sirr is too tired to make up for it. ”
After listening to Zhang Yi's instructions, Han Tao whispered his promise, turned around and walked towards Zhang Yi's big tent, Sima Wei wanted to stop it after hearing it, saying that he couldn't touch Zhang Yi's medicinal diet, but was stopped by Zhang Yi.
"Sir, don't shirk," pressed Sima Wei, who wanted to get up and chase Han Tao, Zhang Yi said with a smile: "It's just some medicinal food, and it's not a valuable thing, I'm a rough person, martial arts, good health, eating less is not in the way, it's better for Mr. to eat more, I see that Mr. is really not very good in the past two days, pay attention to the body." ”
Zhang Yi only thinks that Sima Wei has worked hard for going north these days, and he was even more anxious about not eating in the last few days, so he didn't doubt him, but his concern made Sima Wei feel even more ashamed.
"Lord," knelt down beside Zhang Yi on one knee, Sima opened his mouth slightly to confess his guilt, but finally changed his words: "The lord knows the grace of encounter, and Decao is willing to do what he has learned all his life to achieve the ambition of the lord." ”
Sima Wei's confession just now came to his lips, if it weren't for the fact that Xiao Wu's matter was too involved, Sima Wei would have confessed to Zhang Yi at this moment, but he changed his words so temporarily, and he was a little emotional in addition, so that Sima Wei spoke a little incoherently.
"Virtue Cao," for fear that Sima Weiyan would make a mistake, Zhang Chong hurriedly interjected: "Isn't it just some medicinal food, old man, I'm here again, just go back and make more for the lord, why are you so excited, don't you say?" ”
When Zhang Chong spoke, his eyes kept staring at Sima Wei, and Sima Wei had already understood the meaning of his words.
"Yes, Daddy is right, his old man is here again, just go back and do something, sir, what's wrong? Looking at Sima Wei with an inexplicable expression, Zhang Yi asked with a smile: "Mr. Shuijing, who is usually eloquent, why can't he speak well today?" Oh, it must be too tired, come on, don't kneel without moving, you know I don't like this, get up, sit. ”
Stretched out his hand to pick up Sima Wei, and personally helped him sit down, Zhang Yi took his hand and said: "What is not dead, sir, don't talk nonsense, okay, watch the play..."
Zhang Yi was about to say watching the play, but suddenly felt Xiao Wu's unkind gaze on the other side, and after glancing at Xiao Wu's gloomy little face, Zhang Yi felt that it was better not to stimulate Xiao Wu, otherwise after Xiao Wu's side lost the two battles, Zhang Yi was afraid that he would be unlucky in the end, because at this time, Xiao Wu was still standing Da Qiao and Zhang Ning, as the so-called three women in one play, Zhang Yi didn't want to be the only male protagonist in their play.
"That," after a deep groan, Zhang Yi smiled and said, "Let's watch them fight, hey, by the way, how about we gamble?" Just bet on who wins or loses. ”
Zhang Yi, who suddenly came up with a gamble, glanced at the generals, but the generals avoided his gaze one after another.
If it is usual, Zhang Yi said that he would take a small gamble, even if the generals knew that they were going to lose money, they would still give Zhang Yi face and put some fun on it, but now the generals are worried that after Xiao Wu's matter is opened, Zhang Yi will be furious, where is there any interest in gambling with him, even Zhang Fei, who likes to cheer Zhang Yi the most on weekdays, is now silent.
"Huh?" Glancing at the generals again, Zhang Yi smiled and said, "You won't be afraid of losing, right?" ”
Zhang Yi, who didn't know what was going on in the generals, mistakenly thought that the generals always lost, and he was afraid of losing, so he didn't dare to gamble with himself.
"Hehe, you," thinking that the generals had already contributed a lot to themselves, Zhang Yi smiled and said: "In this way, I will break my undefeated golden body today, and I will win by pressing the female soldiers with ten taels of gold." ”
Zhang Yi naturally didn't think that the female soldiers would win, so he said that he would break his undefeated golden body.
"Since the lord wants to send money, then we can't do without," laughing, Zhang Chong took the lead in standing up, took out ten taels of gold and put it on the table: "I will press ten taels, bet on the male soldier to win." ”
Zhang Chong stood up again at this time, and took the lead in pressing ten taels, he pressed this, and the generals also understood that they couldn't do it if they didn't gamble, so they took out money one after another, and they all pressed the male soldiers to win, but they didn't press much, the most was Zhang Chong's ten taels, and most of the rest were about three or five taels, which made Zhang Yi a little puzzled, in his opinion, he was sending money out, why didn't everyone press more?
Although he felt inexplicable, Zhang Yi didn't think much about it, but ordered the competition to begin.
"Hah!"
With Zhang Yi's order, the ten female soldiers shouted in unison and put on a posture, but the ten male soldiers still held their hands and chests, looking at them with a smile, it was obvious that the ten male soldiers did not take the ten female soldiers in their eyes.
"They look down on us."
"Damn bastard!"
"Sisters, let them taste our power, kill!"
"Kill!"
“……”
The attitude of the male soldiers completely angered the ten female soldiers, and they roared and rushed towards the ten male soldiers like an angry little female lion.
"The momentum is quite sufficient," the slightly older male soldier at the head grinned, turned his head to the brothers on both sides and said, "Brothers, lightly, they are the second lady's private soldiers." ”
"No matter what, if I lose, my company commander will definitely pick my skin."
"Let's win first, if you win, you can add food, let's do it!"
"Kill!"
“……”
With the same roar, ten male soldiers also met the female soldiers.
The distance between the male and female soldiers was only about thirty meters, and the ten pairs of people hedged against each other, and the thirty-meter interval disappeared in the blink of an eye, and after the formal confrontation, the ten male soldiers did not leave their hands, and attacked the ten female soldiers almost at the same time.
When the ten male soldiers rushed towards the female soldiers, Zhang Yi was still interested, but when he looked at him, his brows furrowed, because he found that the ten female soldiers were completely different from the previous five female soldiers.
"I'll go, this can also win?" Blinking, listening to the cheers of the female soldiers over there, Zhang Yi shouted loudly: "Evil, pick fifteen pro-soldiers for me, Lao Tzu still doesn't believe it!" ”
Zhang Yi's shamelessness is vividly reflected at this moment.