[291] Bus whispering
In the afternoon, a man and five women went to the zoo.
Strange to say, Britney was very nervous in the car, and when she arrived at the gate of the zoo, people came and went, and she was even more nervous and didn't know how to walk. But as soon as she entered the zoo and saw all kinds of small animals, Xiao Tiantian seemed to have changed into a different person, as lively as Shen Xue.
Especially when she saw the only giant panda in the C City Zoo, Britney smiled.
At that moment, Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er were stunned.
That was the first time they saw Britney smile happily, the smile was breathtakingly beautiful, as if the sunshine in the entire zoo was focused on Britney alone, and her brilliance was enough to overwhelm all beings.
At that moment, Zhen Lang was thinking, it is estimated that a man of the level of Dugu seeking defeat and Ximen Blowing Snow is worthy of Xiao Tiantian.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, everyone said goodbye.
Before leaving, Britney finally agreed that she could go to the university town for the next team dinner, and she would meet her teammates.
This is already a huge step forward for an autistic eighteen-year-old girl.
Seeing that Britney took this important step, several little sisters were happy for her. Deng Yuqing's attitude towards Zhen Lang was also a little kinder, she couldn't figure out what Zhen Lang did to Xiao Tiantian, in short, seeing Xiao Tiantian develop in a good direction, Queen Qing was still happy to see it.
Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er got on a double-decker bag, this car is relatively crowded, a man and a woman sit on the second floor, chatting and watching the scenery along the way, very happy.
Seeing the relaxed and happy smile that Zhen Lang always had on his face, Shui Mi'er said curiously: "You seem to be very happy, share it with my sister." ”
Zhen Lang smiled: "It's not just happy, it's mainly very relaxed." I've been busy clearing the wasteland for the past few days, and I'm feeling a little tired without panting. The president said that he would go to the maze of 20 people tomorrow, and he was finally relieved today, and he didn't have to play a copy at night. After I finish fifty fights with Master, we can watch a movie, no, we can watch two. ”
"Also, everyone has been fighting hard lately. It's just a game, and if you're so tired, you'll lose the fun of playing, and it's good to have a day off. Shui Mi'er said, her little hand wrapped around his arm: "Let's not go out at night, let's just play two old movies at home, I want to lie on the sofa, you hold me to watch." ”
Zhen Lang liked this setting very much and hurriedly agreed.
A man and a woman are lying on the sofa, and old movies are playing on the TV, and it's very hurried just to think about it.
Shui Mi'er said again: "Husband, if I fall asleep, you will carry me to bed?" ”
Zhen Lang: "No problem. ”
Shui Mi'er: "You can't sneak attack while my sister is asleep, otherwise I will seek revenge on you tomorrow." ”
Zhen Lang: "Look at what you said, am I like that?" ”
Shui Mier: "No, you are that kind of person at all, after people fell asleep last night, you secretly touched me......"
Zhen Lang laughed: "That's a dream, I met you in a dream, I couldn't help it." ”
Shui Mi'er: "Is there such a big movement in your dream, it wakes everyone up." ”
Zhen Lang's face was very unbearable: "Hehe, mistake, that's a mistake in a dream." ”
Shui Mi'er: "Let you go this time, let's get down to business, you're so happy, not just because you don't have to play a copy tonight, right?" ”
Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief and said: "There is another reason, probably Xiao Tiantian, this girl is really distressing, seeing her condition improve, I am in a good mood." ”
Shui Mi'er was unhappy: "You feel so sorry for her, when will you feel sorry for me?" ”
Zhen Lang: "Don't eat this kind of flying vinegar, you look at the type of Xiao Tiantian, it is estimated that you have to find someone who will treat her as a little princess for the rest of your life." Anyway, I just moved my mind in that area, and I felt guilty. Touching her little hand is a kind of blasphemy. It seems that I can only be her big brother in my life. ”
Shui Mi'er was even more unhappy: "You have no conscience, you eat my tofu all day long, why don't you have a sense of blasphemy?" ”
Zhen Lang reasoned with the facts: "This is exactly the difference between you and Xiao Tiantian, I think we ordinary people, in a normal state, should have feelings and fantasies for our sisters, and maintain those little evils and little obscene tastes in our hearts." Holding your hand, I feel happy, not blasphemous. ”
"If you can speak, spare your life." Honey smiled sweetly with a little happiness.
Zhen Lang just breathed a sigh of relief, and the goblin raised a new problem.
She didn't mean to let Zhen Lang go at all: "What about Yun Jia, what do you think of her?" ”
Zhen Lang: "Didn't I tell you earlier, Huya Sister and I are old classmates." ”
Honey: "Is it just an old classmate?" ”
Zhen Lang struck back: "You are embarrassed to say that you and she have known each other for a long time and have never told me." ”
Shui Mi'er: "That's because I trusted you and didn't break the casserole to ask the end." ”
Zhen Lang: "Then why are you asking now?" ”
Shui Mi'er: "Wood, don't you think the situation is wrong today, Yun Jia is a little interesting to you." ”
Zhen Lang: "No, except for today, she used to quarrel with me as soon as we met, and she was not a lady at all." ”
Shui Mi'er: "Haven't you heard of the Huanxi Enemy?" ”
Zhen Lang: "I'll go, this is too godly turning, right?" ”
Shui Mi'er: "Don't worry about me, be serious, my sister is down to business." I can tell you responsibly that among the girls I have seen, Yun Jia is the person who threatens me the most, and she is also the most suitable person for you. ”
Zhen Lang: "Impossible, she used to know me very well, and she even knew where I skipped class and went." After so many years, the relationship between us has faded, and I am probably an old classmate with her. ”
Shui Mi'er: "That's because you didn't see her merits." Do you know what the person who is so damaged by Queen Qing evaluates Yun Jia? She said that Yunjia is a five-star type of good wife and mother, and she also has the hidden attribute of inner charm, which is the kind of girl you dream of being a lady outside and very open at home, I don't know how many men want to marry such a wife. ”
Zhen Lang: "I have such a wife now, she is very ladylike outside, and she is not only open at home, but also very dark." ”
Shui Mi'er's expression darkened: "However, your current wife is temporary." ”
Zhen Lang was furious: "What do you mean by that?" ”
"Don't be angry." Shui Mi'er pegged him to play tricks, and she was coquettish and cute for a while, and when Zhen Lang's face eased, she said: "After I graduate, you go to open up Yunjia, she is a good candidate for a girlfriend." ”
Zhen Lang made a straight face: "I don't want to talk about this, youth can't stand waste, can you make me think about you every second?" ”
"Okay, husband, I was wrong." Shui Mi'er showed a little emotion, a little self-blame, and then the belly black attribute was activated again: "Let's not talk about land reclamation, let's talk about it purely from the perspective of training you, how about it?" ”
Zhen Lang: "This can be had, and you have come up with a new training content?" ”
Shui Mier: "Well, I've seen so many beautiful women today, and you're doing pretty well." Especially Ah Hua, I was speechless by you again. So, you're now at level 14. ”
Zhen Lang was overjoyed: "It's finally upgraded, after level 13, I feel that the upgrade is so slow." ”
Honey: "Your chance to level up on a rocket is here, as long as you pass the next test, you will be promoted to level 15." ”
Zhen Lang: "It's the same as when I was in high school, when the teacher suddenly sent out the test paper for a mock test? ”
Shui Mi'er: "Perception is quite high, that's what it means." ”
Zhen Lang was terrified: "OK, let's get the question." ”
Shui Mi'er: "Today's topic is mainly to test your observation of girls, what do you think of Ah Hua?" ”
Zhen Lang: "Too arrogant, too cold-blooded, not my dish." ”
Honey: "That's all?" ”
Zhen Lang: "Yes." ”
Shui Mier: "Bad reviews, you only see a little surface, and you don't know her at all." ”
Zhen Lang: "Could it be that she still has hidden attributes?" ”
Shui Mier: "In the future, you will explore by yourself, the first question failed, pay attention to the second question, what do you think of Tao Qiqi?" ”
Zhen Lang: "I won't talk about her appearance association, this girl is too noisy, I feel that she has the attributes of a big lady, she is not bad to her sisters, and she lacks sincerity towards men, in short, she is a bit similar to Coco, not the type I like." ”
Honey: "Honey, you have to train you how you look at girls." ”
Zhen Lang: "I said it wrong again?" ”
Honey: "That's right about half of her surface, and you haven't tapped out the inner half of her." ”
Zhen Lang: "I just got two questions wrong in a row? ”
Honey: "Yes, the last question, you will be rewarded with 20% XP for answering the question correctly." ”
Zhen Lang waited: "Come on." ”
Shui Mi'er: "Shen Xue, do you have feelings for her?" ”
Zhen Lang's expression was a little sullen: "Can you tell the truth?" ”
Honey: "I just want to hear the truth." ”
Zhen Lang: "Shen Xue is the type I dreamed of before. ”
Honey: "Dream girl? ”
Zhen Lang was even more sullen: "That's not it, before my second college entrance examination, I often read novels and comics, and when I was in class in my freshman and sophomore years, I secretly took my mobile phone to read it, and I also had some ideas in my heart...... You know. ”
Shui Mi'er pursed her lips angrily: "I don't understand, you explain clearly." ”
Zhen Lang: "At that age, I have a natural liking for that kind of soft and cute Lori, isn't it just that the soft voice is easy to push down, it's a kind of anime complex." Shen Xue's girl is cute, very cute, she laughs very sweetly, her temper is good, her voice is like an anime beautiful girl, mainly because of the big 'breasts' in the comics...... For a long time in middle school, I fantasized about meeting such a girl, but unfortunately I never saw it in reality. ”
Shui Mi'er: "Let's make an assumption, when you met Shen Xue in middle school, would you pursue her?" ”
Zhen Lang thought about it seriously for a while, and replied truthfully: "You don't know my situation, let's talk about it in two stages, when you meet Shen Xue after the first year of high school, you won't chase her." If you meet her before the first year of high school, you may go to soak her. ”
Honey: "Are you sure?" ”
Zhen Lang: "Sure." ”
Shui Mi'er looked at him coldly, and her murderous aura suddenly exploded: "The soul is faint, I really can't see it, you are still a lolicon!" ”
Hearing this, Zhen Lang was very hurt.
He was even more wronged than Dou E: "I'm talking about before the first year of high school!" ”
Shui Mi'er: "Don't explain, the explanation is to cover up, you even have the heart to soak in Shen Xue, I really didn't see that you are so black-bellied." Shen Xue is a hidden scholar, she studied very early, and she is not yet eighteen years old this year, you go to open up her, be careful that she accuses you of harassing underage girls! ”
Zhen Lang: "Look at you, I'll just express my opinion, as for it?" ”
Shui Mi'er: "Your opinion has stimulated me, and now I have an opinion about you." ”
Zhen Lang hugged her: "Wife, don't be angry, I was wrong." ”
Honey: "I'm not angry, I'm just uncomfortable. ”
Zhen Lang: "That means you're still angry." ”
Shui Mi'er: "No, I can't say clearly, it's a very contradictory feeling anyway." ”
Zhen Lang was stunned: "How can it be contradictory?" ”
Shui Mi'er fell into his arms and murmured, "Hearing that you have such a good impression of Shen Xue, people's hearts are sour. But on the other hand, this is also the result of my sister's special training for you. You are finally worthy of your level 14, this time you are quite discerning, Shen Xue is really good. Don't look at her young age, she is very delicate, and she is very good at taking care of people. Listening to Yuqing, Shen Xue and Britney have been roommates for a year, and Shen Xue is usually taking care of Britney. ”
Zhen Lang said with a stammer: "Then can I add 20% experience?" ”
Shui Mi'er snorted: "Something that has no interest, just 20% experience, will make you happy like this." You have to think about the central idea here, this time you have a bright spot, grasp the key to land reclamation, and find a breakthrough. Among the five girls you met today, Shen Xue is the easiest to get started, if you hit her with an outburst, she will most likely stop cooking. ”
Zhen Lang: "No, I heard that many handsome guys in the college town chased her, but she didn't pay attention to it at all." ”
Honey: "Stupid wood, you have a huge advantage, you are Britney's brother." ”
Zhen Lang: "What kind of advantage is this?" ”
Shui Mi'er: "Haven't you heard that the building near the water gets the moon first, Xiao Tiantian can't see many boys, she has recognized you, and Shen Xue has no defense against you." This kind of advantage, all the handsome guys in the college town combined, as long as you master a reasonable output loop, I dare to guarantee that you can definitely succeed. ”
A cold sweat broke out on Zhen Lang's forehead: "How can you be like this, instigating your husband to seduce little Lori." ”
Shui Mi'er: "I'm just talking, what if Shen Xue is your ONE'PIECE?" ”
Zhen Lang was stunned: "Impossible, right?" ”
Shui Mier: "You haven't dated her, how do you know she's not the person you're looking for?" ”
Zhen Lang: "I think ONE'PIECE should be dark at first sight, the sun and the moon are dark, and it is love at first sight." ”
Shui Mier: "That's not necessarily, many couples who fall in love at first sight end up parting ways." Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, and the criterion for testing true love is to date, so that you will find out the unknown strengths and weaknesses of the other party, and finally you will naturally know in your heart whether the other party is your ONE'PIECE. ”
Zhen Lang seemed to understand: "If you test it like this, how many girlfriends do you have to have?" ”
Shui Mier: "So you are wood, and when I talk about dating, I don't necessarily have to be in love." It's okay to start as ordinary friends, and some people are just friends at first, and then they find that they are quite compatible with each other. There is also a situation that is more open, first sex and then love, first the body accepts the other person, and then the other person accepts the other person mentally, and there are not a few examples of this. ”
Zhen Lang fell into deep thought, looking mentally sublimated.
・(To be continued.) )