[292] Dog planing in the river of love
In the vast sea of people, which girl is her own ONE'PIECE?
It's a very deep topic, and it's an unsolvable problem.
Countless people don't know the answer, and Zhen Lang is no exception.
A person's experience is often reflected through comparison.
In Zhen Lang's eyes, his cousin is a bear child.
In the eyes of a thirty-year-old man, Zhen Lang is also a bear child.
In the eyes of a forty-year-old uncle, a thirty-year-old man is still too tender.
Don't look at Zhen Lang, who is about to be a junior, and will reach the legal age of marriage at the age of twenty-two in two months, from the perspective of a man who has really experienced the wind and rain, three words are enough to evaluate Zhen Lang: too young.
Zhen Lang, who is too young, doesn't know how to find ONE'PIECE, and doesn't even know what love is like.
He fell into that state of sublimation of thought, and seemed to have a slight understanding.
When he finished his sublimation, the bus arrived.
It was not yet five o'clock after getting off the bus, Zhen Lang said: "No matter if the cake is full at noon, let's go to dinner now, right?" ”
Shui Mier: "Don't eat out all day, the zongzi wrapped by grandma herself can't be wasted." This girl decided to cook herself tonight and have a meal of instant noodles and rice dumplings, what do you think? ”
"Good idea." Zhen Lang praised it, and when he returned to his hometown yesterday, he came back with a bag of zongzi.
Shui Mi'er was in high spirits: "I have never tried such a creative dinner as instant noodles and zongzi, I am so excited to think about it." Hurry up and fight your master, when you're done, it's all mine, and neither of us is allowed to touch the computer again. ”
The two of them decided so happily that they were busy with their own things.
At half past six in the evening, Zhen Lang and the human sword fought 50 battles.
Today he was in good form, with 6 wins, 2 draws and 42 defeats.
In the face of Ling Bo Weibu, who was a combination of human and sword, he was no longer as helpless as yesterday. After carefully studying the footage last night, he has a certain understanding of this routine, and can sometimes predict the opponent's intentions, and occasionally sell a flaw to fight back strongly, and win a few victories.
After playing in the arena, Zhen Lang had two expectations in his heart.
The first expectation, zongzi + instant noodles, will this wonderful combination have a wonderful chemical effect?
The second expectation, Shui Mi'er will take a bath when she comes back, what kind of pajamas will she wear tonight?
Walking to the table, the idol brother's two expectations were shattered.
First of all, the combination of zongzi + instant noodles is not as sharp as he imagined.
However, he still took care of the feelings of the goblins in the family and ate them all.
Secondly, Shui Mier put on the most conservative summer pajamas for 2030.
While helping Shui Mi'er wash the dishes, he protested: "Wife, why are you dressed so conservatively tonight?" ”
Shui Mi'er was unhappy: "What do you mean, you've only been living together for a few days, and you dislike what I'm wearing?" If I really marry you at the age of twenty-nine, according to your attitude, wouldn't you be arguing for a divorce from me before it is two months? ”
Zhen Lang's head was full of black lines: "You are too fierce in your brain, don't I want to grasp every minute before you graduate?" Youth, youth can't stand the waste, it's hard to live in a two-person world today, I can't make some requests? ”
Shui Mi'er was persuaded: "Count yourself right, and tell you frankly, I did it on purpose." ”
Zhen Lang: "Why? ”
Shui Mier: "If my sister dresses too sexy, how can you watch movies if you are hairy?" ”
This time, Zhen Lang was convinced: "It makes sense, or you think thoughtfully, let's start [Weekend Home Theater]." ”
Shui Mier: "Don't be in a hurry, take a walk first and eliminate your food." ”
Zhen Lang was stunned: "You go out for a walk in your pajamas?" ”
Honey: "Isn't it okay to take a walk around the house?" ”
Zhen Lang was surprised: "Is this okay?" ”
"Why not, follow me."
Asleep, Shui Mi'er pulled Zhen Lang and took an indoor walk.
She and he walked from the bedroom to the living room, from the living room to the other bedroom, then to the living room, then from the living room to the kitchen, and from the kitchen to the balcony. In this way, the two walked around more than a dozen times repeatedly, and they had already surpassed the rhythm of walking 100 steps after dinner.
Interestingly, both enjoyed it.
For Zhen Lang, it doesn't matter where he walks, what matters is who he walks with.
As long as he is with the goblins at home, he is happy in whatever he does, which is probably the legendary sentient water full.
As for what Shui Mi'er thought in her heart, he didn't know.
However, judging from Shui Mi'er's performance that is more tireless than Zhen Lang, you can also get a glimpse of the whole leopard.
When she was almost done, Honey asked, "Husband, what movie do you want to watch at night?" ”
Zhen Lang got up in literature: "I want to watch song and dance films." ”
Shui Mi'er looked at him in surprise: "You have such a tacit understanding with me today?" ”
Zhen Lang smiled: "You think it's the same as me?" ”
Shui Mi'er suddenly became gentle as water: "Well, it turns out that I have telepathy with my husband." ”
Zhen Lang suddenly had a feeling of bathing in love, and he couldn't wait to enjoy the dog planing in this river of love......
The two sat on the sofa, to be precise, Zhen Lang sat on the sofa, and Shui Mi'er leaned on him.
The fairy twisted her moving body, chose a comfortable position, and asked, "Husband, what is your favorite song and dance movie?" ”
Zhen Lang thought for a while and replied: "There are too many, if you have to choose one, it should be "Singin' in the Rain", what about you?" ”
Honey didn't think about it, and replied: "Hello, Dolly." ”
Zhen Lang: "I thought you would say "The Sound of Music". ”
Honey: "The sound of music is also good, and it can be ranked in the top five of my favorite music films." ”
Zhen Lang: "That's it, let's watch Dolly first, and then watch the song in the rain." ”
As early as 20 years ago, TV set-top boxes could search for all kinds of movies. In the golden age of the Internet in 2030, most old movies can be found on the TV set at home, but some movies need to be paid.
Zhen Lang quickly searched for a high-definition "Hello, Dolly", and the two began to enjoy the happiness brought by the old movie. Young Barbara in the picture? Streisand takes two young audiences of the new era into New York City at the end of the nineteenth century.
In this process, the two of them didn't talk much, and they only talked about the plot and expressed their opinions almost every ten minutes or so. Despite this, a man and a woman seem to be enjoying themselves very much, and they can't wait for time to freeze forever.
Happy times always fly by.
In the blink of an eye, after ten o'clock in the evening, the two old movies were finished.
Zhen Lang looked at the energetic honey and said curiously: "Why didn't you fall asleep?" ”
Shui Mier: "The first time I watched a movie at home with my husband, how rude it was to fall asleep." ”
Zhen Lang didn't speak, and held down the goblin and kissed wildly on the sofa.
After a long time, Shui Mi'er pushed him away and said angrily: "Go take a bath and remember to brush your teeth." ”
Zhen Lang always felt that there was a hint in this, and ran to take a shower.
He solved the problem in ten minutes as always, and saluted when he came out: "Report to my wife, I'm done!" ”
Shui Mi'er finally found out that when Zhen Lang was cheap, he was cheaper than a few animals in the 301 dormitory.
She was amused by the movements and tone of the slut in front of her: "Can't you wash it seriously?" ”
Zhen Lang said with a clear eye: "I'm very serious, usually five minutes, today it is eight minutes, and it took two minutes to brush my teeth." ”
Honey was defeated: "Go to my room and wait, I'm going to take a shower too." ”
Zhen Lang: "Haven't you washed it?" ”
Shui Mier: "Can't I wash it again?" ”
This time Zhen Lang was defeated: "Okay." ”
He saw Honey mysteriously carrying a black bag and entering the bathroom.
The bag seemed to contain some kind of pajamas, and he could only see a few corners.
This sense of mystery makes Zhen Lang full of expectations.
He realizes a problem, and Honey tells him to go to her room and wait, it looks like tonight is a sequel......
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For the second time in his life, the idol brother went to the bed of Honey.
The sheets that were soaked last time have been replaced with new ones, and the style and color are very sensitive.
Zhen Lang rolled around on the bed, as if bathed in love.
Since they are all in love, he is not polite, and poses in various sassy poses, breaststroke, butterfly, and his best dog planing ......
The waiting in the dog planing is full of happiness.
This time, Zhen Lang didn't wait too long.
Shui Mi'er also washed quickly, probably because she didn't wash her hair a second time, and she came out in ten minutes.
When she walked into the room, Zhen Lang, who was shaving the dog, almost jumped off the wall in a hurry.
He saw an unprecedentedly seductive girl, the fairy played a new trick again, tied her hair up, and wore a white V-neck short-sleeved shirt on her upper body, which was almost exactly the same as the female secretary in the movie "Do Not Disturb". She was wearing a black OL skirt, which was a little shorter than the average OL skirt, revealing the rhythm of wrapping her hips, and was full of extreme seduction both on the front and back.
What's even more ruthless is that Shui Mier is wearing high heels, and her figure is getting taller and more attractive. The slender and meticulous ****, wearing the black 'silk' stockings of the important person's life, makes people think about it and is difficult to extricate themselves.
She specially wore a pair of black flat glasses, which looked from head to toe and showed the charm of an office girl. If you look closely, the main black glasses frame, with a slight pink, is full of ambiguous temptation.
Seeing such a beauty, Zhen Lang not only straightened his eyes, but also straightened a certain part of his body.
Shui Mi'er stood at the door, leaning against the door with one hand, and deliberately posed for a life.
Zhen Lang's nosebleed almost spurted out, and he was about to pounce on the spot to release the beast's nature.
"Don't come." Shui Mi'er predicted his position, and her voice was very soft: "I don't look like a domineering female president?" ”
Zhen Lang blurted out: "It's more like a beautiful secretary with a domineering president." ”
Shui Mi'er's face fell: "Ignore you, don't cooperate at all." ”
Zhen Lang glanced at it twice and said, "If you take a closer look, you really feel like a domineering female president." ”
"That's pretty much it." Shui Mi'er's face turned gloomy, with a little arrogant hurry: "I'll tell you about the drama again, today's overall plot is like this, I am a domineering female president outside, a tigress at home, you are a strict wife, understand?" ”
Zhen Lang was heartbroken: "According to that, I have no benefits at all?" ”
Shui Mi'er said arrogantly: "How can there be no welfare, you carefully consider the characteristics of my character, it is obvious that I am a domineering female president with a strong desire, and I will ask for you endlessly......"
At the end of the day, she was a little embarrassed.
Zhen Lang's eyes lit up, and he instantly understood the connotation, so this slut lay on the bed on all fours, looking like he was at home: "Female president, come on, insult me!" ”
Shui Mi'er's little face was a little red: "The female president won't be so casual, before insulting you, you have to satisfy me first." ”
Zhen Lang sat up and said with a blank eye: "Like last time?" ”
Shui Mi'er blushed even more: "No, I want you...... You help me...... You put your head down and look at you embarrassed...... Last night...... What I helped you do last night, you're going to do it for me again. ”
Zhen Lang understood in seconds, and the whole person was stunned.
Seeing his expression, the female president was angry: "Hmph, I knew you disliked me!" ”
Zhen Lang stood up and said very seriously: "No, I mean...... Can it really be? ”
The female president was not domineering at all, lying in his arms, her voice trembling a little nervously: "You are the husband of the domineering female president, and you have been officially authorized." ”
Zhen Lang was messy, and he couldn't calm down for a long time.
Next, in order to pay tribute to the Holy Light, 500 words were cut......
・(To be continued.) )