[May 2nd, 4th Shift]

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Friday, May 22nd.

At noon that day, Er Fat was stalking Zhen Lang: "Boss, just explain, what happened last night?" ”

It is said that the cattle were shocked when they saw Zhen Lang coming back last night.

Although Zhen Lang looked normal at that time, he always gave the cattle a way to escape the pursuit of the outlaws.

Later, Zhen Lang ignored the forced confessions of the animals, practiced hard from 10 o'clock to 11 o'clock in the game at night, and fell asleep as soon as the lights went out.

"Second brother, don't ask, the truth is already in front of you. Do you see the mark of love on the boss's neck, the plot is obvious. As soon as the dynamic mentioned the imprint of love, he was inexplicably arrogant, and analyzed: "There is a small detail, the boss took a shower when he went out, and when he came back, he took a shower again, didn't you find that the boss came back and went to the toilet with a change of clothes?" ”

The stationmaster took over the conversation: "Could it be that they really got into it last night?" ”

“oh，no！” Dynamic finished a sentence in English, and analyzed it more and more professionally: "I used to think that the two of them had come up with a story, but in the past two days, I have thought carefully about the night sky, and the kind of little purity in our boss's heart, and the vague reserve of Sister Xiaomi, they can't do it so quickly." ”

The second fat was angry: "What you said is equivalent to saying it in vain, what is the truth?" Speed to the truth! ”

Dynamic: "There is only one possibility, a possibility that makes the boss reluctant to think about it again, unwilling to mention it again, and feels faceless when he thinks about it." That is, when he was held by Sister Xiao Mi and marked, he ejaculated on the spot......"

Er Fat was shocked: "No, just hold a mark, and you can shoot too?" ”

"Second master, it depends on who is hugging you. You want to. How sexy and sultry Sister Xiaomi dressed last night, how many animals can withstand it? The stationmaster looked very experienced, and continued: "According to the plot in Xiao Huangwen, some little virgins can erupt when they are pulled by girls, you say that the boss is such a non-masturbator. was hugged by Sister Xiaomi's goblin-like stunner, and was marked by her senior sister with flaming red lips, can he bear it? ”

"Makes sense." Er Fat was persuaded by this theory, so he diverged his thinking and made a suggestion: "Boss, in the future, you don't call yourself a masturbator, change your name to a newspaper, anyway, you are also from the journalism department." ”

Dynamic was stunned for a moment: "Second master, what is the newspaper company?" ”

The stationmaster's spiritual lewdness transcends the dynamic. Seconds understood: "You are a second goods, you are the one who hugs ~ shoots ~ !" ”

"Aha!" Dynamic laughed and rolled on the ground, laughed for five minutes, and then said: "Second brother, the nickname you think of is too incisive, and it perfectly reproduces the situation of the boss at that time." ”

"Are you all dogs, shut up Lao Tzu!"

Zhen Lang roared angrily and stood up to intimidate everyone with force.

When I was stamped by Honey last night. He guessed that the animals would weave many versions.

But he never dreamed that this time the animals made up the version of the brain. It went straight to the truth......

He couldn't remember how long he had hugged Honey last night, only the indescribable excitement of the process.

Just when that excitement was about to reach its peak, Su Jie pushed the door in.

Theoretically, there are two things that happen at this point.

First, Zhen Lang was too frightened and scared on the spot. Since then, he has faced the sequelae of not lifting.

Second, Zhen Lang was stimulated to the extreme, adrenaline dominated the body, and the volcano erupted on the spot......

I don't know whether to say lucky or unlucky, Zhen Lang encountered the second situation.

What an embarrassment it is. And what kind of eruption?

At that time, Zhen Lang didn't want to think about the tragic scene......

The only thing that comforted him was that Shui Mi'er discovered his abnormality, hugged him and didn't let go, and talked to Su Jie a few words. At that critical moment, Su Jie, who had drunk too much beer, couldn't hold back and went to the toilet, and Zhen Lang took the opportunity to slip away.

In a man's life, there are always things that he doesn't want to mention.

Last night, Zhen Lang experienced something that he never wanted to mention to anyone.

He had thought countless times that in addition to the dream, the first conscious launch in his life should be in the same bed with the girl in his heart, ushering in a beautiful and meaningful moment.

However, the reality is not always as beautiful as people imagine, this God gave Zhen Lang 10,000 assumptions, and he couldn't imagine that the first extremely sober launch in his life was actually hugged with Shui Mi'er, and he didn't even take off his pants, and it was actually completed under the strong onlookers of Su Jie, a female hooligan......

He has no shame to face Jiangdong's father, no shame to face his brothers in the dormitory, and even more shame to face Shui Mi'er.

The title of [newspaper writer] made Zhen Lang unable to raise his head and be a man.

Fortunately, Su Jie was half drunk last night and didn't find Zhen Lang's "newspaper", otherwise I don't know what kind of bloody case it will cause and what kind of bloody storm it will set off on the rivers and lakes.

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At one o'clock in the afternoon, Zhen Lang's mobile phone rang again.

It was Su Jie who called, and this was the third time Su Jie called him today.

However, Zhen Lang didn't answer once, he could imagine how frustrating the female hooligan was when she broke out.

The ringtone suddenly stopped, and the stationmaster's phone rang again.

The stationmaster picked up the phone and couldn't wait: "Sister, is there any movement in Yu Shasha?" ”

Su Jie: "I don't have time to talk about Yu Shasha today, is Selang there?" ”

Stationmaster: "Yes." ”

Su Jie: "You turn on the speakerphone, my sister will scold him to death!" ”

The stationmaster hesitated, but finally had the opposite sex and was not capricious, and turned on the hands-free.

"Selang, I know you're there, if you squeak?"

Su Jie's fierce voice came out of the mobile phone, and the animals in the dormitory heard it clearly.

"Adultery, you two really have adultery!" As if an angry flame came out of the mobile phone, Su Jie was furious: "It doesn't matter if you two have an adulterous affair, you dare to blatantly cheat in my dormitory?" ”

Hearing this, the three animals in the dormitory were dumbfounded.

They thought that Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er went for a walk outside again last night, but they didn't expect to go to Su Jie's bedroom.

"Ahhh Su Jie became more and more angry, "To tell you the truth, my sister has long wanted to grab the pigtails of the two of you." Yesterday, my sister went to send a team friend, he was going to do an internship, I pretended to tell Xiaomi that I was going to play all night and not go back, that stupid girl was really fooled. But Lao Wei also dreamed that she actually brought you to our dormitory, and you did that kind of thing in Lao Gao's Buddhist cultivation place! ”

The eyes of the three animals lit green, and they all wondered, what kind of thing is "that kind of thing"?

I only heard Su Jie scold with great pain: "Beast, if I hadn't arrived in time, your cliff would have made a big mistake!" ”

The stationmaster exchanged a look with Dynamic, he stretched out his hand and pointed to his bed, which means: Could it be that the boss and Sister Xiao Mi just lay on the bed and were broken in by the eldest sister's head?

Dynamic showed a bitter expression, and then pulled his clothes, which means: The boss is too miserable, I guess when he was about to take off Sister Xiaomi's clothes, the eldest sister was killed.

The second fat also joined in eye contact, he looked down at his crotch, which meant: No wonder the boss looked like he was being chased and killed last night, according to my estimate, when the boss was about to insert it, the eldest sister's head suddenly broke in......

At this point of exchange, the cattle looked at Zhen Lang with sympathy.

Su Jie was still chattering and scolding: "Lustful, the old lady really didn't give you the wrong name, you are really lustful and promiscuous!" Honestly, how did you take off my honey's little hood last night? ”

Hearing this, the three animals were even more convinced of the conclusion of the eye contact just now.

The stationmaster made eye contact again, which means: Even the small mask is taken off, and the plot is developing quickly.

Dynamic also has a deep look, which means: It seems that I guessed correctly, the boss just took off Sister Xiaomi's skirt, and when she took off the small hood, it was a tragedy in an instant......

Er Fat joined eye contact again, he shook his head, that means: Not necessarily, who stipulates that if you take off your small hood, you must take off your skirt? Maybe the boss took off the senior sister's little inner first, and then took off the small hood?

The stationmaster released a connotative look again, which means: I like your idea very much, but I don't agree with this reasoning. Based on my understanding of the eldest sister's head, if the boss takes off the senior sister's little nene first, the eldest sister will definitely say the little nene directly, and will not say the small mask first.

Dynamic and Er Fat nodded at the same time, the meaning is very simple, just three words: reasonable......

No one expected that Zhen Lang suddenly said angrily: "I didn't take it off!" ”

"Dare to quibble! You took off Mi'er's little cover, and you actually threw the little cover on my mouse pad, you insult my dignity! Su Jie became more and more indignant, and scolded: "Selang, you beast is not as good as a thing, don't you know that the mouse and keyboard are my wife?" ”

Speaking of this, Su Jie's voice was heartbreaking: "Ahhhh The girl who has been trained for seven years was blinded by you with lard, and for the sake of the freedom of love, I will admit it. But you touched my computer and threw a cover, which is more excessive than stealing grapes and returning to his mother, sister really can't forgive you! ”

Zhen Lang suddenly sacrificed a big killing weapon: "I team up with you, can you forgive me?" ”

"You said earlier, a team, there is something to discuss." Su Jie suddenly stopped being angry, even her really? The voice of the two-dimensional cute and cute beautiful girl is all out: "Actually, I'm not such an unreasonable person." There are a lot of animals in the girls' dormitory in the school, and there is no shortage of you, my sister can understand. Students, welcome to come back next time. ”

Zhen Lang became extremely neat: "Okay, think of the name of the team and notify me." ”

"So refreshing?" Su Jie couldn't accept this setting for a while, she said weakly: "Selang, you usually look arrogant." I knew that you were so vulnerable, and my sister threatened you on the first day. ”

Zhen Lang: "It has nothing to do with your threat, I thought about it last night." ”

Su Jie: "Why? ”

Zhen Lang took a deep breath and said Brother Batian's famous words: "Because of dreams." ”

・(To be continued.) )