[May 2nd, 3rd Update]

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Looking at Shui Mi'er's slightly upturned lips when she was proud, Zhen Lang inexplicably boiled with beast blood.

Stroking the tooth marks on his neck, the pain that had not yet dissipated calmed him down a little.

He remembered that Dynamic had come back from a date with his sister, and he had a few more tooth marks on his neck, and he claimed to be a "love mark", and he was in the dormitory for several days. What's even more shameless is that the dynamic goods are still deliberately wearing clothes without collars, and they shake their heads to show tooth marks on the street with all kinds of vicissitudes, as if they are afraid that they don't know that a girl has bitten him on the neck.

With this mark on Zhen Lang's neck, I don't know how many versions of the joke were made up by the cattle after I went back.

When he was distracted, Shui Mi'er's voice came: "The strange man you worship is going crazy, and you still don't reply to him?" ”

Zhen Lang looked at it, and in the few minutes that he and Shui Mi'er were arguing, Zou Batian had sent several messages.

"Master, what about you?"

"Master, give me an answer, can you let me join the club?"

"Master, are you silently rejecting me like those ruthless high-level players?"

Zhen Lang sat down and replied, typing: "I was just busy with something else, I want to join the Glory Guild, you don't mind coming." ”

Zou Batian: "No problem, the reputation of Glory is not bad, I admire their actions against the Supreme Guild." ”

Zhen Lang: "Okay, I'll talk to their president later." ”

Zou Batian: "Master, do you have any game currency, and then dump me for some goods." ”

Zhen Lang: "You came by coincidence, there are just eight of them." ”

Zou Batian: "Eight silver coins? It's not enough, my wives are all losers, I don't know the hardships of my business back then, I have to explode when I buy white clothes, and they don't bother to take a look at it. ”

Zhen Lang: "I'm talking about 8 gold coins." ”

Zou Batian: "Master." I love you, the speed auction house specified to me, hang 6500 well, I don't like the number 4. ”

Zhen Lang sighed secretly that local tyrants are more superstitious than mortals, they don't want 6400, they have to be 6500.

I met such a strange man with such a personality. Zhen Lang was embarrassed to refuse, and hung up 6,500 yuan angrily.

The two had a pleasant transaction, and Zhen Lang asked weakly: "Brother Batian, can I ask you a question?" ”

Zou Batian: "Just ask, we are so fateful, you don't have to be polite." ”

Zhen Lang sorted out his emotions and asked very sincerely: "I originally thought you were a rich second generation, but I didn't expect you to start your own business." I just wanted to ask what kind of motivation it was. Let you start a successful business and have so many wives? ”

Zou Batian was silent for a while, and then typed out a sentence: "Brother, I only say four words: because of dreams." ”

Zhen Lang was even more curious: "What kind of dream?" ”

Zou Batian: "The dream of being ridiculed." ”

Zhen Lang didn't realize until today that Brother Batian was so literary and artistic in his bones, so he also became literary and artistic: "Is it the sentence circulating on the Internet - the dream that is ridiculed has the value of being realized?" ”

Zou Batian: "That's right. ”

Zhen Lang: "Can you describe the process?" ”

Zou Batian: "When I was in college, I was a poor student. Went to a second-rate school. One year I liked a girl and went to confess to her. She thinks that my rural Mandarin in Hunan is not standard, and she actually thinks that I am shorter than Ma Yun. I pointed to her nose and said, "One day, Lao Tzu will marry ten wives who are more beautiful than you!" ”

Zhen Lang was deeply shocked, and admired Brother Batian so much.

Zou Batian opened the conversation box and said: "Since then, I have become the target of ridicule from the whole school. Few people look up to me, and everyone calls me funny in front of me. I've failed countless times, stumbled for more than a decade, and in some cases I was so poor that I couldn't even afford to paper towels. In the winter of my thirties, it snowed heavily. I don't have any paper, and I don't have the money to pay the electricity bill, and the water released from the water heater is cold, so I can only rinse Xiao Ding Ding with cold water, which makes my balls frostbitten......"

"Brother, you can't imagine the sadness of the frostbitten little brother...... In a word, I don't believe that I will fail so much in my life, and then ...... Not much to say, brother, I just want to say one thing to you: stick to your dreams, and you will definitely succeed! Those who don't believe in their dreams are because they are afraid of hardship, tiredness, and failure, and they don't persist for a few years at all, and some people can't even hold on for a few days! ”

"Brother Batian, you will be my idol in the future." Zhen Lang was amazed.

Zou Batian: "Haha, do you want to admire me as much as my wife?" Okay, I'll go with my wife first, and we'll talk next time. ”

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This accidental online chat deeply shocked Zhen Lang's outlook on life and values.

He sat in Su Jie's chair in a daze for ten minutes, and he couldn't recover yet.

The spiritual impact that Zou Batian brought to him was too great, and he had to digest it slowly.

A man shorter than Ma Yun, a self-made man, a man who masturbates without paper, and a man who was frostbitten by cold water in the snowy winter...... Such a man finally succeeded because he insisted on his dream, which is simply the biggest miracle on the rivers and lakes, and he can be as inspirational as he wants.

"Do you want this?"

Shui Mi'er took out a women's cigarette from Su Jie's private collection and handed it over along with the lighter.

Zhen Lang didn't react much, lit a cigarette and swallowed the clouds.

After smoking a cigarette, he finally relented and wondered, "How do you know I want this?" ”

Shui Mi'er smiled and said: "In the past, when I saw my father buried in things, he would always light a cigarette, and I think you would be like this just now." ”

Zhen Lang was very moved: "Sister, you are about to become a roundworm in my stomach." ”

Honey: "you, I don't want to be such a disgusting creature." ”

Zhen Lang was in no mood to argue, and sighed sincerely: "Seriously, this Deception Brother really shocked me." It has been hard for more than ten years to get to where we are today, how difficult it is. ”

"My opinion of this Zou Batian has also changed, this kind of man with dreams is worthy of respect." Shui Mi'er said, and stimulated Zhen Lang again: "Compared with you, he is the real inspirational brother!" You see, people are shorter than Jack Ma. Mandarin speaks like Cantonese, and you've married eighteen wives, and there are eight foreign girls, so you can't work harder? ”

Zhen Lang was stimulated a lot: "Sister, my little universe is burning." Actually, I didn't dare to tell you that I had a little dream. Try it in the last two years of college to see if you can upgrade to a professional player. If it doesn't work, I'll listen to my grandmother and go back to my hometown to work...... Without further ado, I'm going back to practicing my skills! ”

As soon as the words fell, he stood up and was about to run, looking too hot to go.

"Stop!" Shui Mi'er grabbed his hand, gritted her teeth and said, "Don't think I don't understand anything, do I have to go back to the dormitory to practice game skills?" Su Jie in the lobby of the Internet café. was watched by more than a dozen livestock, and he still practiced with relish. Sit down, you're here to practice. ”

Zhen Lang: "I'm still not used to using Su Jie's things." ”

Honey: "Then you have to get used to it, professional players have to get used to playing in any harsh environment. ”

Zhen Lang: "But you're next to me, I'll be distracted." ”

Shui Mi'er was unhappy: "Why did my sister distract you?" ”

Zhen Lang: "You are so beautiful, you are so sexy, and you are so fragrant." Can I not get distracted? ”

Honey was stunned, and suddenly laughed and trembled. The waves on his chest were turbulent, and Zhen Lang was embarrassed to look at it.

At this time, Shui Mi'er stood up, flicked his nose, and said with a smile: "Ding, congratulations, you have upgraded again." ”

Zhen Lang was confused: "This is an upgrade?" Excuse me. How did I do it? ”

Honey: "Don't you know yourself?" ”

Zhen Lang asked rhetorically: "Do I need to ask you if I want to know?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "You just praised me for being beautiful and sexy again, which made my sister very happy." ”

Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "Is this okay?" I seem to get it. ”

Honey: "It's good to understand, that's why you got to level 2." ”

Zhen Lang was more happy: "It's only level 2?" Well, you don't have to say it. I get it. I just completed the second part of the hidden mission, and I haven't finished the third part yet, right? ”

Shui Mi'er: "That's good, it's all inferred." The third ring task is very difficult, so you can work your own. ”

Zhen Lang frowned: "Hearing you say this, I want to complete the third ring, it's not scientific at all." ”

Shui Mier: "It's man-made, why is it not scientific?" ”

Zhen Lang was very depressed and said: "You are such a difficult girl, if I can make you happy, then I can make the girls all over the world happy." By that time, I'll already be a love saint, is it necessary to upgrade to level 3? ”

Shui Mi'er was silent for a moment, and suddenly showed a naughty smile: "Ding, congratulations on your promotion to level 3?" ”

Zhen Lang was stunned: "Excuse me...... How did I do it this time? ”

Shui Mi'er: "Selang, didn't you realize that you are very smart, it turns out that your wooden head will also turn." ”

Zhen Lang: "Can you give me some more task guidance?" I still don't quite understand. ”

Shui Mi'er said angrily: "I just praised you for being smart, but you have become a wooden head again." If you think about it carefully, just now you said that if you make me happy, you can make the girls all over the world happy, doesn't it mean that if you can get me, you will get the whole world...... This is already the greatest compliment for a girl. ”

Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "It turns out that the stalk is here, I understand." ”

Shui Mi'er poured a bucket of cold water: "Don't be complacent, the third ring requires to coax my sister to be very happy, but you have only done half of it." So, this task is divided into two parts, and you have only completed the first half, and you are still short of the second half. ”

Zhen Lang: "Don't take such a trick, you have completed the third ring, is it possible that there is a fifth ring directly behind it, one more ring than the fourth ring?" Or is it a subdivision of the upper and lower parts? If I finish the lower part, do you have to say that in fact, the lower part is subdivided into three parts: upper, middle and lower? ”

Shui Mi'er laughed: "There are definitely not so many, we have pulled the hook, my sister will not lie to you." ”

Zhen Lang had an idea: "Is there a reward for upgrading?" ”

Honey: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

Zhen Lang: "There are all at every level, right?" So what is the reward for me to reach level 1? ”

Shui Mi'er ruthlessly despised him: "You were originally level 1, and you fell back to level 0 yesterday, and you are embarrassed to ask for a reward?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Then it's always up to level 2, right?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Yes, didn't you just give it to you?" ”

Zhen Lang was furious: "Bad reviews, massage is also counted?" Isn't that another small perk? ”

Shui Mi'er said disdainfully: "Did I say it was a massage, just now you peeked at your sister's **** for so long, it's not a reward?" ”

Zhen Lang Chrysanthemum tightened: "How did you find out?" ”

"Get up. Let my sister sit down and show you. Shui Mi'er sat on Su Jie's rotating chair and said, "You stand behind me like you did just now, peek again...... Pervert, start peeking so soon! ”

Zhen Lang felt very strange and immediately looked away.

"Well, you didn't see it."

Zhen Lang doesn't believe in evil. Immediately lowered his head again for a burst of voyeurism.

"Pervert, you're watching again."

Zhen Lang was stunned, and turned his head directly.

Shui Mi'er was unhappy: "Are you guessing my instinct to insult me?" The head twisting action is so big, can my sister not find out? ”

Zhen Lang was completely convinced: "Sister, how did you do it?" Sixth sense, superpowers? ”

Honey: "This is not something I have alone, many women have this kind of intuition. Usually within 10 meters, when a man peeps at a sensitive area, at least 60% of women can feel it. So. In the future, when you peep at your sister-in-law, be careful, don't think that your sister didn't find out, maybe she scolded your whole family in your heart. ”

Zhen Lang was taken aback: "You didn't scold my whole family, did you?" ”

Shui Mi'er is very realistic: "That's not true, I'll curse you to be a little virgin for the rest of your life." ”

"Can you think of such a vicious curse?" Zhen Lang was furious, and fought back on the spot: "There is also a reward for upgrading to level 3, right?" I've pulled the hook, I can't wait any longer, I'll reward me with level 3 right away! ”

Honey stood up. Very able to hold the scene: "Give it, give it, you close your eyes." ”

Zhen Lang retreated to a spacious place. Kill decisively closed his eyes.

Then he heard a sound of a girl undressing.

Niang Xipi, there won't really be a story, right?

Zhen Lang felt confused about life again, and he was completely unprepared.

Just when he was confused, he felt the taste of ******** for the first time in his life.

"Don't open your eyes. Hold your hands flat to learn the Titanic. Otherwise, the reward will be gone, and my sister will do what she says. ”

Honey's voice is very soft and charming, and it almost makes people's bones numb.

Hearing this, Zhen Lang, who was just about to open his eyes. He closed his eyes.

He raised his hands flat and posed as flying on the bow of the Titanic.

This time, Zhen Lang was hugged by Shui Mi'er again.

Unlike last time, tonight Honey hugged him from the front.

What's even more different from last time is that Shui Mi'er not only didn't wear a corset, but also took off the lace cover!

She was wearing a hollow skirt like that, holding Zhen Lang and not letting go.

While hugging Zhen Lang, really? The courtyard flower kept complaining: "Xiaoxiao, let you dislike me, let you complain that I don't have a turbulent feeling." Aren't you a younger brother, don't you bear it, you can continue to hold back if you have the ability! ”

Heaven and earth, how can you let your buddy stand up to such a goblin!

Zhen Lang's heart turned a thousand times, he couldn't help it, and he really wanted to hug the beauty in his arms hard.

But the thought of doing so would be a "foul", and Shui Mier said that she would cancel the reward. So he maintained his younger brother's big and erect momentum, posed as the Titanic, and let Shui Mi'er keep hugging.

Under this bizarre embrace, both a man and a woman trembled slightly.

In addition to the impact of the physical senses, the two also endured the shock of the mind.

In the confusion of the night, the young men and women were so intoxicated and so selfless that they did not hear the sound of the key inserting into the hole, nor did they see the sturdy woman who pushed the door in.

"Emma, I'm going...... What are you two doing? ”

Su Jie opened the door and stared murderously at the man and woman embracing each other.

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[When I wrote this chapter, I was deeply moved. Since daydreaming, Lao Niu has been trying to convey something inspirational to readers, even if many people still use the old eyes of seven or eight years ago to say that I am coquettish and obscene...... This book, Zhen Lang, who has experienced three college entrance examinations, is inspirational in itself. The story of Brother Batian, in this chapter, is also inspirational. I don't expect everyone to feel something after reading my book, I just want to convey a little positive energy to my teenage friends. When you want to give up, think of Zou Batian, who once had frostbitten eggs, and then think about the title of this chapter: Because of dreams. 】

· (To be continued.) )