【107】L、XL、XXL
The two-person bag of electronic faith is very stylish, and it is worthy of the existence of the so-called couple's box.
There are no computer chairs inside, and strictly speaking, there are not even a common computer desk. On a special bench table, there are two monitors, behind which is a compact book-sized case, and in front of which are keyboards and mice. And in front of the long table, there is a two-seater sofa.
Couples can sit on the same sofa without barriers, shoulder to shoulder, leg to leg.
Of course, most of the guests who enter the couple's box definitely don't just go in and hack the game......
The lighting in the room is different from that of the big box, which is a bit of an atmosphere, and even the paintings hanging on the walls are depicting some NPC couples holding hands, hugging or kissing in classic games. This kind of picture, just like a lonely man and a widow sitting together and watching the hero and heroine on TV make a story, can't help but want to have a story.
Zhen Lang sat on the left side of the sofa and began to complain: "The area of the small bag is so small, and the price is the same as the big bag, which is not scientific." ”
"Incurable guy, you've all fallen to level 0, do you still have the right to speak?" Shui Mi'er didn't forgive Zhen Lang's words of "praising her", and said hatefully: "You are just a wooden head, the atmosphere of the small bag is good, you said that a couple come in, are you willing to sit in the empty ten-person bag, or come here?" ”
Zhen Lang still couldn't understand this logic, until he opened a drawer of the long table and finally realized it.
The drawer, apparently sorted out every day, was clean and contained two packs of unopened wipes, a box of sleeves, and an AIDS prevention card that read: Rare Life, AIDS Prevention......
Zhen Lang was shocked by the humanization of the couple's bag, and once he accepted this setting, he found that it was quite emotional.
Having said that, before 10 p.m., the VIP price is 80 yuan an hour for a small package, which is a little cheaper than the daily rental at the south gate of Shida. Of course, there is also an advantage to renting a day at South Gate, which can be used all day and night......
As soon as the drawer was opened, Shui Mi'er immediately blushed, and Zhen Lang, who had been downgraded to level 0, broke the jar: "You wouldn't have known that there were these things in here, would you?" ”
"How did I know there would be these?" Shui Mi'er's little face turned crimson, her breathing was a little short, her chest rose and fell, and she said angrily: "I've told you, I'm going to meet my graduation list." When I came with Su Jie before, I saw those little couples going in and out of the small bag, I was very envious, sister, didn't I fulfill a wish before graduation? ”
"I see, your graduation list is just like the [Achievement Party] in the game, you must complete certain achievements before you are willing." Zhen Lang pointed to the box of sleeves and said curiously: "Then does your graduation list include the use of this thing?" ”
Honey's face turned even redder, and under the ambiguous light in the small bag, it was indescribably tempting.
She took a few deep breaths, closed the drawer, and said fiercely: "You don't care, sit down honestly for me!" ”
Zhen Lang will no longer provoke this real who is about to go berserk? The hospital spent, and it saw that the time was 7:55 p.m., and it was not far from the scheduled time to play the dungeon. Based on Zhen Lang's understanding of Su Jie in recent days, if someone is late, they will definitely be scolded as a dog.
At 7:57, the human priestess of Honey landed and was pulled near the teleportation stone outside the dungeon door. After an afternoon of bloody battles involving thousands of people, the Kraken Dungeon's door became a forbidden area, as deserted as a graveyard.
"Boss, you really calculated the time accurately!" Dynamic shouted in the team's voice, he knew that the person who was playing the human priestess now was Zhen Lang, and his words were a little referential.
"Big boss, your accuracy of timing makes the little brother deeply admired." The stationmaster also pointed out, and his mind was full of exciting five-minute scenes from the movie he had seen.
Su Jie said suddenly: "Mi'er didn't go back to the bedroom, Selang, where did you kidnap my Xiaomi?" ”
Zhen Lang is very honest: "We are in the Internet café. ”
Su Jie: "Box? ”
Zhen Lang: "Hmm. ”
Su Jie's brain circuit is very similar to Zhen Lang: "Such a luxury, two people go to a ten-person bag?" ”
Zhen Lang ejaculated ashamedly: "The small bag ......"
"Couple's box?" The cannon exclaimed, obviously having the experience of being "chic" in Xiaobao, and sighed: "Master Lang, senior sister, I didn't expect you to develop so quickly secretly." The Durex in that drawer is still aromatic. But the model is L, Lang Ye, this model does not meet your specialty, you go to the counter and ask the waiter to change the box XL, I guess you have to use XXL. ”
"......" and the second fat didn't dare to speak, and played a row of ellipses on the team channel.
The "......" movement was also silent.
"......" the stationmaster followed with silence.
"......" looking for a sister and a cold are even more silent.
"......" Even a fierce female hooligan like Su Jie was silent, and the whole team fell into a strange state of dead silence. After a while, Su Jie was embarrassed to speak, and crackled and typed a private chat with the cannon: "Bear child, sister knows that you are real, but do you want to be so real?" The next time you encounter this kind of thing, don't shout loudly, dare to learn that silence is golden? ”
A man and a woman in the couple's small bag were even more silent.
This time, not only Shui Mi'er blushed, but even Zhen Lang blushed.
[Glory Xiaofa], who just joined the team, was very confused: "Why is there no sound, am I disconnected?" ”
This is often the case in games, where a player disconnects and does not leave the game screen for a while, but cannot hear the sound or see his teammates typing.
"You didn't drop the line, just now we observed a minute of silence to commemorate the chastity of a little virgin and an old virgin." Su Jie regained her true colors, and shouted in her voice: "All enter the dungeon, ready to start." Xiaomi, I know you can hear it, you dare to play the dark bar behind your back, I remind you, if you don't break out later, you won't go back to the dormitory tonight. ”
"It's all you, it's all you!" Shui Mi'er knew that Zhen Lang's game was set up with key pronunciation, and she didn't worry about others hearing her coquettishness, so she held down Zhen Lang's stormy little fist.
Sitting on the sofa, Zhen Lang couldn't jump 15 yards back like a hunter, nor could he flash 15 yards like a mage, let alone be invincible like a knight, he could only eat the damage of water honey and air like a summoning sacrifice.
After eating a set of injuries, Zhen Lang rubbed his aching chest, which was regarded as a light healing, and then said angrily: "Can you still be reasonable, didn't you propose to come here, why do you blame me?" ”
Shui Mi'er was confident: "I'm coming here, but how do I know that you, the wood, will admit that you are in the bag?" Aren't you going to tell a little lie and say you're sitting in the corner of the first floor with me? ”
Zhen Lang: "That's not good, how can you deceive our good friends?" ”
Shui Mi'er strangled his heart: "Aren't you usually very good at pretending to be mysterious, why didn't you pretend just now?" It's okay if you don't lie, pretend to be mysterious and don't answer, isn't it? ”
Zhen Lang patted his head: "Yes, why didn't I think of it?" ”
Shui Mi'er was still angry: "I've never seen such a stupid person as you, tell you, you're finished!" If Su Jie kicks me out of the dormitory tonight, you won't want to go back to the dormitory! Don't look at me with that lewd look, you think too much, I won't let you take advantage! If we can't go back tonight, let's go to the South Bay Park bench and sit and chat, and I'm going to listen to you talk all night, from your kindergarten to high school graduation! ”
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