【106】Honey's Hidden Mission
The time period from 6 o'clock to 8 o'clock in the evening is the golden time for men and women to show their affection after dinner.
Whether inside or outside the school gate, you can see young couples strolling hand in hand or hand in arm.
This night, Zhen Lang also became one of these people.
After the meal, as before the meal, Shui Mi'er held his hand, and the two walked while talking.
Along the way, Zhen Lang was very emotional in his heart.
When he was in junior high school, he dreamed of one day walking arm in arm with a certain girl on the campus path. It's really not possible, but it can also be ...... on the path outside the campus
After many years, this dream has finally come true.
Zhen Lang felt the need to express the ups and downs in his heart, so he sighed: "It seems that Su Jie is still a very real person, and your D-cup is also very real, whether others believe it or not, I believe it anyway!" ”
Shui Mi'er let go of his hand, pinched his arm, and forced a confession: "How did you find out? ”
Zhen Lang was very sincere: "Just now when you were holding me, I accidentally touched it." I now understand the difference between having and not having a corseted breast, which is like the three princesses with super big who have no defense, and the turbulence can't be stopped. ”
"Su Jie is very real, she is not wrong, you are really obscene in your bones!" Shui Mi'er refused to touch his hand anymore, and said angrily: "Su Jie is not only real, but also a prophetic emperor...... Color Wave, this title, is so suitable for you! ”
Zhen Lang was panicked: "Then did I fail to meet the training requirements?" ”
"Not necessarily, this situation has to be explained on three levels." Shui Mier is very high-end, and she analyzed professionally: "Some girls can't stand your type, and when you meet this kind of girl, you can retreat." There are also some girls, who just like that kind of boys, and when you encounter this situation, you have to seize the opportunity. The last type of girl, who pursues excitement and likes the kind of very bad boys, compared to the standards in their hearts, you are more honest than Xu Sanduo. ”
Zhen Lang immediately shuddered: "According to this, one-third of women on the planet may like me?" ”
Shui Mi'er looked at him with a crying smile: "Dear, you think too much." ”
Zhen Lang: "Your setting is very general, can you be specific?" ”
Honey: "I can't be specific, it's too esoteric for you." Anyway, you're still in your infancy, and it's not bad to comfort yourself with the idea that 'one in three women on the planet likes you', and it can build your self-confidence. Anyway, I may like you, but I don't necessarily like you. ”
Zhen Lang: "You are a high-level black, you are hitting my self-confidence at all." ”
Shui Mi'er: "You are in a hurry to do anything, and it is only the first day of training, and you want to graduate?" No matter how hot-blooded a young man is, it's like leveling in the game, you're only level 1 now, and when you reach level 10, my sister will naturally take you to change jobs. ”
"I said it earlier, listening to your analogy, I have an intuitive impression in my heart." Zhen Lang suddenly realized, and said with a blank eye: "After I change jobs, will I be able to become the domineering president who kills the queen of Lori's royal sister?" ”
"You want to be beautiful." Shui Mi'er poured a bucket of cold water, and then gave Zhen Lang a little hope: "After you change jobs, you can go to open up small flowers in the wasteland, and wait until you get the first kill." ”
Zhen Lang was under a lot of pressure: "I still have to change jobs before I can open up a small series of flowers?" ”
Shui Mi'er: "Of course, just a level 1 little virgin like you goes to open a wasteland flower, isn't it looking for destruction?" ”
Zhen Lang said weakly: "Can you open a double experience card or something, let me quickly upgrade to level 10?" ”
Shui Mi'er smiled: "Isn't my sister your double experience card?" Now it's equivalent to me taking you to brush the [Pickle Girl Version Intermediate Prestige Mission], taking you to upgrade and flying with you, and you will be level 10 in a few days. However, whether you can change jobs or not is up to you, and no one can help you. ”
Zhen Lang had an epiphany: "Okay, then let's hurry up and level up." ”
Shui Mi'er became arrogant: "But I was molested by you just now, and I was in a bad mood, so I didn't have time to take you to upgrade." ”
Zhen Lang's heart is dead: "Don't, sister, hurry, take me and pretend to take me to fly." ”
Shui Mi'er was even more arrogant: "That's not good, you have to coax me until my sister is happy." ”
Zhen Lang was indignant: "You deliberately bullied me, right?" ”
Shui Mi'er became more and more arrogant: "You can say it, I am a weak woman, how can I bully you?" ”
Zhen Lang: "How do I feel that I was taken into the pit by you?" ”
Shui Mi'er was disappointed and said, "You see, you just can't pass this little test and miss a lot of experience." ”
Zhen Lang wondered: "What test and experience?" ”
Shui Mi'er's theories are all set in one: "Wasn't my sister testing you just now, this is a hidden task triggered by randomness, if you complete it, you can at least upgrade to level 2." ”
Zhen Lang was stunned by her: "When did the hidden mission be triggered?" ”
Shui Mi'er couldn't help but despise him: "What a piece of wood, didn't I tell you to coax me?" If you can coax me to be happy, in the future, those small flowers, won't they be born and ripe again? Maybe you can succeed in clearing the land in one go. ”
Zhen Lang was convinced: "High, it's really high." ”
Shui Mi'er was suddenly arrogant to the extreme: "Little guy, if you want to be promoted to level 2, speed to coax me." ”
Zhen Lang was like an empowerment, and immediately started leveling: "Sister, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said your D-cup." ”
Shui Mier: "Bad review, you still dare to mention this, the more I talk about it, the more angry I become." I'm sorry to inform you that you were killed by the mini-boss of the hidden quest in seconds, and 10% of the experience points will be deducted. If you fail a few more times, you'll have to fall back to level 0, and then Sister Angel won't be able to save you. ”
Zhen Lang let it go: "Sister, a beautiful, kind and generous girl like you, why should you be as knowledgeable as a lewd man like me?" Forgive me, I was wrong, my panties were all wrong. ”
Shui Mier: "Bad review, I asked you to coax me, but I didn't ask you to ask for my forgiveness." ”
Zhen Lang's brain is not enough: "Is there a difference?" ”
Honey: "Of course there is a difference, and that's the fundamental difference between level 1 and level 2. ”
Zhen Lang scratched his head and thought about it, and said with a shy face: "There are also hints for hidden tasks, can you give some hints for tasks?" ”
Shui Mier: "You can't keep talking about that embarrassing obscene topic, the more you talk about it, the more angry the girl will be." So, you have to change the subject, divert the attention of the girls. Once you've learned this trick, you'll be level 2. I forgot to tell you that there is a small reward for reaching level 2. ”
Zhen Lang was thoughtful, seemed to be inspired, and suddenly pointed to the night sky and yelled: "Look, aliens!" ”
These words did not frighten Shui Mi'er, but they startled the passers-by nearby.
Several passers-by looked at Zhen Lang with alien eyes, and they couldn't figure out which mental hospital this tease ran out of.
"Oh, I can't do it...... You...... That's how you divert your attention? ”
Shui Mi'er hugged her stomach and almost fainted on the road laughing.
Zhen Lang ignored the gazes of passers-by and said excitedly: "You laughed, I'm upgraded, right?" ”
Shui Mi'er laughed for a few minutes, and finally relented: "That's not good, you haven't coaxed me yet." ”
Zhen Lang: "Let's have some task tips, how to coax?" ”
Honey: "For example, praise me." ”
Zhen Lang: "A little more detail, how can you praise it?" ”
Honey: "Describe my strengths and say something to compliment me." ”
Zhen Lang had another epiphany, and brewed a sentence to praise her: "Sister, your breasts are really big......"
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