Chapter 29: The King Civilization of the Single Dog
"What are you laughing at!" Xiao Wuyue pursed her lips. Then Xiao Wuyue said coquettishly to Wang Wenming: "Third uncle and brother, this is really delicious, otherwise, you can eat some." ”
Wang Wenming had already seen through Xiao Wuyue's intentions, picked up a chopstick with his chopsticks, and then pretended to put it in his mouth. Xiao Wuyue's eyes widened, looking at Wang Wenming, waiting for Wang Wenming to eat the chopsticks in her eyes.
Wang Wenming was about to put the dish into his mouth, and he also raised his chopsticks high, afraid that Xiao Wuyue would not be able to see it. Just when Xiao Wuyue was about to put the chopsticks into her mouth, Wang Wenming suddenly turned her head and said behind Xiao Wuyue: "Hey, Brother Wang and sister-in-law, why are you here." ”
When Xiao Wuyue heard this, she couldn't care about looking at Wang Wenming, so she quickly turned around and looked behind, and her little hand also pulled Long Fan over to block her in front of her for the first time.
As a result, there was only a boring breeze behind him. "Third uncle and brother, you ...... Ah!" Xiao Wuyue was angry, and just turned her head, and was about to be angry with Wang Wenming, a pair of chopsticks with Xiao Wuyue's personally added dishes were sent into Xiao Wuyue's mouth, and Xiao Wuyue's anger was immediately suppressed.
Xiao Wuyue's cute little face suddenly became as ugly as it was, "Bah, bah", Xiao Wuyue turned her head and spit out the food in her mouth, looking at Wang Wenming with a resentful look in her eyes.
Long Fan laughed when he saw this, this little witch finally reaped the consequences of her own evil, Wang Wenming also laughed when she saw this: "Haha, you prank little witch has finally tasted her own prank, right?" ”
Xiao Wuyue looked at the two who were laughing at her with resentment. But the third uncle and brother are elders, and if they want to retaliate, they will definitely not be able to retaliate, but the other person, hehe, they are all their own summoned beasts, can you not listen to what your wise and lovely summoner says?
Long Fan was still laughing, and slowly, he suddenly felt that Xiao Wuyue's resentful eyes turned into malicious eyes, and he also turned to himself...... Long Fan's smile suddenly froze on his face, this little girl won't transfer her hatred to herself.
"Hee-hee, Xiaofan. Xiao Wuyue said to Long Fan in a gentle voice.
Long Fan only felt a cloudy sky coming towards him, and shivered all over: "That, Moon Dance, what's the matter?"
"Hehe, Xiaofan, I'm usually very good to you. Xiao Wuyue's gentle voice sounded again, and Long Fan only felt that this voice was not as gentle as he heard.
"Good, good, it's so good that I can't say anything. I feel very honored to have such a smart, beautiful, and lovely summoner as you. Long Fan boasted with a desire to survive.
Xiao Wuyue's two big eyes smiled, obviously she was very satisfied with these words, but she couldn't escape from it, Xiao Wuyue stepped on Long Fan's feet fiercely, and stepped lightly on two feet after stepping on it.
Long Fan was still in pain, but now his body has only cultivated to the second level, and he is at the same level as Xiao Wuyue. However, the two feet that Xiao Wuyue stepped on lightly made Long Fan recall his previous life, and Wuyue would step on him every time he was angry, and then gently stepped on his two feet, this familiar feeling made Long Fan stay in place, and Wuyue was really still that Wuyue.
"What's the matter, idiot, what are you doing in a daze?" Xiao Wuyue stretched out her hands and shook them in front of Long Fan's eyes.
"It's okay, it's just that Dancing Moon just made me feel familiar. Long Fan returned to the Divine Dao.
"Hmph, am I a stranger before?" Xiao Wuyue looked a little angry and suddenly a little unhappy.
"No, really, it's just that you just acted as if I knew you in a previous life. Long Fan said very seriously.
"Hmph, sure enough, the queen mother is right, men are all rhetorical. Xiao Wuyue turned her head, her little face was a little red, and then she pointed to the food on the table and said, "In order to punish you, you can eat all these things on the table." ”
Long Fan looked at Xiao Wuyue, who was a little duplicitous, and smiled: "Okay." Then he walked to the table, looking at these dark dishes with a stomach perforation index of up to seven or eight thousand in front of him, Long Fan got off his chopsticks without hesitation, just like Long Fan could do anything for the moon dance in his previous life.
Long Fan clamped two chopsticks, and the sour, spicy, bitter, and salty ones all burst in his mouth. Long Fan endured it, swallowed it, and when the taste in his mouth was paralyzed, the speed of holding the chopsticks became faster and faster.
Xiao Wuyue saw that Long Fan was really eating those dark dishes on the side, watching Long Fan's movements getting faster and faster, somehow, she was very irritable, and even felt that she was too much, and began to worry about whether Long Fan would be bad if she ate these.
"Don't eat it!" Xiao Wuyue stepped forward and snatched the chopsticks in Long Fan's hand, and then pushed Long Fan: "If I tell you to eat, you will eat, why are you so stupid!"
Long Fan wiped the soup from the corner of his mouth, and said with a smirk: "I'm your summoned beast, don't say just eat these, even if you want the stars in the sky, I will also pick them for you." ”
Xiao Wuyue's little face showed a worried look: "I don't want the stars in the sky, I just want you to be good, and when I see you bad, I want to cry very much, and I can't be happy." After speaking, Xiao Wuyue turned her head and looked at Long Fan a little angrily.
"Okay, as long as you're okay, I'll be fine. Long Fan nodded firmly.
"You've eaten so much, will there be anything wrong?" Xiao Wuyue said worriedly.
"Don't worry, I'm a dragon, everything in the world, there's nothing I can't eat. Long Fan patted his stomach and said with a smile.
Xiao Wuyue breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, don't be so stupid in the future, I'll be unhappy." ”
"Mmmm, okay!" Long Fan smiled happily, the sour, spicy, bitter and salty that he had just eaten in his mouth was diluted by the sweetness in his heart.
Just as Xiao Wuyue and Long Fan's atmosphere was becoming more and more inappropriate, an inappropriate cough attracted the attention of the two.
"Ahem, that, you two little ...... Small...... Kids, yes, kids, you're all underage, and you're not allowed to fall in love. Besides, I can't stand you and me like this in front of a bachelor. Wang Wenming said helplessly, and took a sip of the wine in his hand.
When Xiao Wuyue heard this, her little face was a little red, but she still stubbornly said to Wang Wenming: "Slightly, third uncle and brother, you are alone, no one loves you, no one likes it, who is to blame." You're like ...... Resemble...... Xiaofan, how do you describe this?"
"It's like a single dog!" Long Fan replied appropriately.
"That's right, it's like a single dog, I didn't expect it, third uncle and brother, you are as lonely as those single puppies. Xiao Wuyue said proudly.
Wang Wenming covered his chest and said bitterly: "The ability of you two to hurt people is simply invincible. ”
"Of course, Xiao Fan and I are the best partners!" After speaking, Xiao Wuyue proudly put her little hand on Long Fan's shoulder.
Long Fan could only smile apologetically and say that she was my summoner, and whatever she said was what she said.
Wang Wenming looked at the two proud people in front of him depressedly, and poured a big sip of wine before he felt a lot better. These two people are simply shameless, in front of their own ...... What did you describe just now, a single dog, yes, showing affection in front of your single dog, this is simply dog abuse!
Xiao Wuyue pulled Long Fan to sit down, and then said to Wang Wenming, who was drinking: "Third uncle and brother, you are not ugly, although you are much worse than me and Xiao Fan, but why does no one like you." ”
Wang Wenming glanced at Xiao Wuyue fiercely, you kid, why are you talking?
Wang Wenming raised the wine jug in his hand, took another sip and said, "Nonsense, your third uncle and brother are so handsome and chic, there are many people who like me." ”
"But third uncle and brother, you are thirty-two years old, and you are still a single dog, it seems that those who like you are fake, is the third uncle and brother a natural single dog?" Xiao Wuyue said with a tilted little head.
"Poof!" Wang Wenming spit out the wine he had just sent to his mouth, this kid's paper is simply endless. "The reason why your third uncle and brother are still alone is because ...... Because...... Alas. Wang Wenming sighed.
"Is it because you're a single dog?" Xiao Wuyue said again.
"Because you already have someone in your heart. Long Fan said. He had already seen that this Wang Wenming was definitely a man with a story.
Wang Wenming raised his head, his eyes lit up and glanced at Long Fan, and the wine jug in his hand was picked up and touched the wine jug in Long Fan's hand: "Boy, you are really my bosom friend!"
Long Fan smiled and didn't speak, didn't he pretend to be a person in his heart, pretended to be a person who was now beside him and vowed to protect him.
When Xiao Wuyue next to her heard this, she was immediately puzzled: "Third uncle and brother, can your heart pretend to be a person? And your heart is so small, how can you pretend to be a person, how did you pretend to be a person?"
Wang Wenming touched Xiao Wuyue's little head and said with a smile: "You are still young, when you grow up, you will know how the heart pretends to be a person." ”
After speaking, Wang Wenming said to Long Fan: "Boy, I'm very happy to drink with you this time, I have a feeling that you are not like a child." ”
Long Fan pursed his lips: "Of course I'm not a child." ”
"That's right, that's right, Xiao Fan is Xiao Longlong, my little Dragon Dragon. After speaking, he had a smug expression.
"Yes, it's your little dragon dragon, you two are here, you and I are here, the third uncle and brother still have something to do, go first!" Wang Wenming smiled and left the side hall.
"Xiao Fan, how do you say the third uncle and brother's heart is pretending to be a person?" Xiao Wuyue looked at Wang Wenming who was walking away, sat on the chair and asked.
"Well, the third prince seems to have not only pretended to be a person, but also a story. Long Fan also sat aside and said.
"How did you pretend to be a person?" Xiao Wuyue couldn't ask the answer, and there was a bit of a reluctant posture.
"Uh...... Wuyue, like, what you like, you just put what you like in your heart. Long Fan also had a headache, but he didn't know it very well.
"Oh, will what you like be put into your heart?Well, I think about it, I like Xiao Fan's roast rabbit, and I also like Xiao Fan's roast lamb legs, roast chicken legs, roast duck legs, grilled fish, ......" Xiao Wuyue said a lot of things that Long Fan roasted for Xiao Wuyue to eat.
Long Fan is full of black lines, why is there no me?