Chapter 30: Let Daddy King Tell the Story
"Xiaofan, I really want to know the people and stories in the hearts of the third uncle and brother. Xiao Wuyue tilted her little head on the chair and said boredly.
"I want to know too, but what should I do? We are not detectives, can we still find out?" Long Fan also said helplessly.
"Otherwise, let's go and ask the king's father, and he will know. Xiao Wuyue thought for a while and said.
"But, we just cleaned up your father, won't we fall into the net now?" Long Fan couldn't help but worry, you must know that the cactus on Wang Zhengbin's bed was asked by Xiao Wuyue to put it on him. If his future father-in-law knew that he had released it, it was estimated that Long Fan's future life would definitely be difficult.
"That's right. Xiao Wuyue pursed her lips and said distressedly. "But people just want to know, they really want to think about it. ”
Long Fan stroked his forehead and said helplessly: "Otherwise, you can ask, if you really blame it, you can push it on me." Long Fan really couldn't bear to see Xiao Wuyue distressed.
"Well, that's what I thought. Xiao Wuyue said happily.
"Uh-_-||, It's not unladylike to meet people, I actually have such a summoner who summons beasts by himself. Long Fan was depressed and ran out by Xiao Wuyue's hand, heading towards the south study.
In the south study, Wang Zhengbin was lying on the bed in pain, and he was in no mood to criticize and fold. I didn't expect to be so miserable by that little girl this time, and my ass was pricked and bleeding from that cactus.
"Your Majesty, you dissipate your anger, the little princess is playful, still young, and ignorant. Li You, the chief manager who had just arrived, said hoarsely with the pain in his throat, and handed over a cup of tea by the way.
Wang Zhengbin took the teacup, looked at Li You, whose face was still red and painful, and said, "What's wrong?
"That, the little princess is playful, and there are some devil peppers missing in the imperial garden, and they are all in the throat of the minions. Li You said with tears in his eyes.
"Eh, this girl can fix you as an old minion, but I didn't expect even me to be done. Wang Zhengbin said in frustration.
"Huh?" Li You was stunned, Your Majesty, did I hear something I shouldn't have heard just now.
"Your Majesty, the little princess and Long Fan are here, saying that they want to call you. Then a little eunuch ran in and said.
"Hmph, no see, let her play. Wang Zhengbin turned his head angrily to look at the wall.
"Daddy King, are you so ruthless that you don't see your favorite Yue'er?" Xiao Wuyue didn't wait for the little eunuch to go out to tell her, and directly pulled Long Fan in, and gagged her mouth at the same time.
"No, no, you don't even see what you've made of your father. Wang Zhengbin also waved his hand angrily, his eyes still staring at the wall.
Long Fan just wanted to step forward and carry all the pranks on his body according to the previous plan, after all, he is a dragon, even if the other party is his future father-in-law, but he will never object, right.
"That, Your Majesty the King, in fact, ......" Long Fan just spoke, but was pulled behind by Xiao Wuyue, Xiao Wuyue knelt down directly, and the tears that had been brewing in her eyes for a while began to gather in her bright big eyes.
"Daddy King, Yue'er is wrong, Yue'er knelt down for you, you want to be beaten and punished, Yue'er admits it. Xiao Wuyue knelt pitifully and said.
Wang Zhengbin didn't react yet, Long Fan on the side was shocked first, no, the plot shouldn't be like this, it should be to push all the pranks on me, why did you take it all?
Xiao Wuyue quietly turned her head and smiled at Long Fan, and then turned her head and pretended to be pitiful.
Long Fan saw from Xiao Wuyue's smile what Xiao Wuyue said before, I just want you to be good.
Long Fan laughed, then knelt down and said, "King, in fact, all the pranks were done by me, I think it's quite funny, and it has nothing to do with Dancing Moon." Let me do all the punishments, she is still young. ”
"Xiaofan, you give the puppet up, you are a puppet summoned beast, even if one person does things and one person does things, even if the king's father wants to beat me, scold me, or don't want me anymore, I will admit it. Xiao Wuyue stubbornly pulled Long Fan, who was also kneeling beside her. I want to pull Long Fan up.
"No, you are my summoner, I am your summoning beast, and I will take care of any harm for you. Long Fan also said stubbornly.
"But I want you to be well, or I'll be unhappy. Xiao Wuyue said again.
Long Fan grabbed Xiao Wuyue's little hand that was still pulling, looked at Xiao Wuyue and said word by word: "But you are not good, how can I be good." ”
Xiao Wuyue stopped talking, and the movements of her little hands stopped, Xiao Fan seemed to be right, and Xiao Wuyue suddenly didn't know what to do now.
"Ahem, are you two performing a bitter meat trick for me and adding a double reed?" Wang Zhengbin finally turned his head and looked at the two children who were still fighting to admit punishment, and he was very helpless in his heart, these two little ancestors, none of them could be punished. One is his own precious daughter, who can't bear it, and the other is a legendary creature, and he can't be punished.
"Hee-hee, Daddy King. We're all wrong, just forgive us. Xiao Wuyue hurriedly pulled Long Fan to Wang Zhengbin to admit her mistake.
"Alright, alright, get up! Wang Zhengbin went down the steps given by Xiao Wuyue, both of them can't be punished, hurry up and end the game, otherwise you will definitely not be able to get off the stage for a while.
Xiao Wuyue burst into tears and laughed, pulling Long Fan to stand up. Wang Zhengbin just wanted to reach out to wipe the two tears that Xiao Wuyue had just held back, and his hand reached into the air, but he didn't expect that Long Fan had already used his little hand to help Xiao Wuyue wipe away his tears.
Wang Zhengbin's hand stopped in mid-air, very embarrassed, this kid is going to kidnap his daughter!
"Ahem, let's get down to business, I don't believe you're here to admit your mistakes. Wang Zhengbin coughed twice to hide his embarrassment and asked about business.
Xiao Wuyue also wiped her eyes, and said with a small mouth: "I just want to ......"
Before Xiao Wuyue finished speaking, Wang Zhengbin replied: "The two bears in the grove in the back garden can't be killed. "Anyway, Xiao Wuyue wanted to eat bear paws before, but those two bears were relatively rare magical beasts, and Wang Zhengbin refused.
"No, I want to ......" Xiao Wuyue spoke again, but was interrupted by Wang Zhengbin.
"You can't kill the peacocks raised by your mother. Wang Zhengbin wiped his forehead, Xiao Wuyue didn't know who said that the peacock wings and peacock claws were delicious, and she had been thinking about the two peacocks raised by her mother.
"Oh, Daddy King, I want to ......" Xiao Wuyue was anxious, but was interrupted.
"No, your summoned beast can't be eaten, besides, can you bear to eat him?" Wang Zhengbin said.
"Ahh
Long Fan looked at this scene and could only smile secretly, this pair of wonderful father and daughter is really interesting.
"Hmph, Daddy King, will you listen to me this time? Xiao Wuyue snorted, picked up the pillow and looked at Wang Zhengbin viciously.
Wang Zhengbin covered his buttocks and nodded aggrievedly with tears in his eyes. This daughter is amazing, is this to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors? It seems that the description is a little inappropriate, and the righteous destruction of relatives? This description is also incorrect. Forget it, this daughter is amazing anyway.
"I want to know why the third uncle and brother are still a lonely single dog now. After Xiao Wuyue finished speaking, Wang Zhengbin first glared at Xiao Wuyue, although the title of single dog is quite suitable for his third brother, but do you call your uncle's niece like that?
Wang Zhengbin was silent for a while, and said, "This matter is a little difficult to say." ”
"Huh?" When Xiao Wuyue heard this, the pillow in her hand that had not been put down was raised high again. Li You, who was on the side, saw it and immediately blocked in front of Wang Zhengbin, and Wang Zhengbin was also taken aback: "Stop, stop, baby daughter, I say, I say." ”
Seeing this, Xiao Wuyue nodded with satisfaction, and pulled Long Fan to find two small stools to sit down. It's just that the pillow in his hand is still not put down, and Wang Zhengbin, who is watching, is a little frightened.
"Daddy King, please start your show. Xiao Wuyue said hopefully.
Wang Zhengbin took the teacup handed over by Li You and took a sip, moistened his throat and said: "10 years ago, my third brother, that is, your third uncle, was only 22 years old and in his prime. At the beginning, 8 percent of the girls in our royal city liked this kid. If it weren't for the fact that I was five years older than this kid, at least half of these 80 girls would like me. Wang Zhengbin said and praised himself by the way.
Xiao Wuyue's hopeful gaze disappeared in an instant, she looked at Wang Zhengbin with a dark face, and raised the pillow in her hand: "Daddy King, if you don't talk about it well, I'll let you know what the pillow tastes like." ”
Wang Zhengbin looked at it, and immediately said very seriously: "It was 10 years ago, in a big rain in Wangcheng, and the third brother ......."
"Stop!" said Xiao Wuyue yawning and holding out a hand to signal a pause.
"What's wrong?" Wang Zhengbin asked. Everyone's eyes were focused on Xiao Wuyue.
Xiao Wuyue rubbed her eyes and said, "Daddy King, your storytelling voice is not as good as Xiao Fan's, and you just want to sleep when you hear it." ”
"Nani?" Wang Zhengbin was shocked, little ancestor, you asked me to talk about it, and you still disliked me for not speaking well enough, making you want to sleep. The most important thing is that I am still your father, in your eyes I can't compare to a brat, it hurts your father's heart too much.
"Daddy King, I'll sleep first, and then you can tell Xiao Fan about it, and then I'll tell Xiao Fan at night. After speaking, Xiao Wuyue pulled Long Fan and ran to a bench, and then sat down.
Then he fell on Long Fan's lap in Wang Zhengbin's shocked gaze, closed his eyes and said: "Daddy King, you must tell Xiao Fan, if Xiao Fan can't speak well at night, you are going to try my eighteen pillow shots tomorrow." With that, he raised the pillow. After a while, Xiao Wuyue's even breathing announced that she was asleep.
Wang Zhengbin was a little helpless, looking at the baby daughter who was sleeping slowly and sweetly on other people's laps, did this kid really have that much charm?
Long Fan looked at the sweet little Wuyue sleeping on his lap, the painting competition in the morning and the pranks in the afternoon had exhausted Xiao Wuyue's energy, after all, Xiao Wuyue was still a child.
Wang Zhengbin sighed helplessly, and in order for his ass to be safe tomorrow, he began to continue to tell the story of the single dog Wang Wenming: "It rained a lot, and in the crowd, 22-year-old Wang Wenming met her......"