On the table where the two of them were talking just now, there were already several side dishes with all the color and flavor, and because of Lu Jie's personal request, none of the dishes were dog meat. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lu Jie was so moved that he wanted to cry, he could still eat orthodox hometown food in such a place where the principle of the motherland was.

"Come on, Xiaojie, it's not the eldest brother who blows to you, just the gendarmerie, this piece is under my control, I have been ...... for the past 19 years"

"Well, I've been thinking about it for more than twenty." Lu Jie looked at this table, because he drank a little bit of Lao Baigan, it seemed to be a joker who had changed into a person, and he was really speechless.

Who will have a police officer who will eat with the suspect and drink, aren't you afraid that I will take the opportunity to escape after drinking too much? Please, please take your work seriously!

Lu Jie really didn't know what this gendarme named Joker was thinking in his head, and calling for takeaway delivery here was already very inconsistent with his identity as a prisoner in the first place, especially when Lu Jie glanced at Joker's contact list, and the entire row of food delivery lists was almost blinding his titanium alloy dog eyes.

And after calling and ordering takeout, Joker seemed to think that this seemed to be a disadvantage, so he picked up the phone and dialed another number, and said to Lu Jie while waiting for the call.

"Oh, by the way, Lu Jie, you have a bar? Wait, I'll find another tavern and send two bottles of wine. ”

Send wine peat, you're a policeman, ah, no, you're a gendarme, what kind of wine do pie squads drink with me as a prisoner, don't be like this, I'm afraid, if you hadn't already told me the truth, I would have thought this was my severed head!

Lu Jie resisted the urge to lift the table again, because ...... He is also a bit of a glutton, he has not drunk since the beginning of this book, or even before, if he doesn't drink a little, even readers will think that he is a good young man who does not drink alcohol, does not touch pornography, gambling and drugs.

Let me give you an explanation here, Lu Jie, not only drinking, but now I must tell you loudly that there is no poison in this book!!

After all the drinks and dishes were delivered by a takeaway brother, a police banquet for prisoners who were caught by themselves began so awkwardly, of course, it is better not to complain, if you complain, you will lose.

"Lu Jie, are you interested, go to our gendarmerie to develop." Joker poured Lu Jie a glass of wine first, and asked straight to the point.

[Sure enough, I knew there was no such strange thing. Hearing Joker's words, Lu Jie understood a little why he received such treatment, it turned out that the gendarmerie wanted to dig up the foot of the wall...... I thought that table really had a lot of power. (Note: The table is a metaphor for the governor, because it is flat.) ）

However, if it was really the governor who secretly attacked, he should not have been courteous but killed. Moreover, it is impossible for the gendarmerie to dig into the wall in front of the governor.

"Not much interest." Lu Jie shook his head decisively, it seems that there is no benefit in transferring from the admiral to the gendarmerie.

"Don't be in such a hurry to refuse, Brother Lu Jie." Joker took a long sip of wine, and the peculiar pungency of Chinese baijiu made him sneeze, and invisibly brought him and Lu Jie closer together.

"Don't look at the small official position of the gendarmerie, our rights are not small, and almost all the admirals are subject to the control of the gendarmerie......"

"Can the Governor take care of it?" Lu Jie asked with a sudden twinkle in his eyes.

"This, ahem......" Joker was suddenly beaten by Lu Jie and didn't know what to say, you yourself are a commander, you actually want to make a move on your top boss, tsk, there is a kind of teenager!

"It's not realistic, it's like you can't control the boss of our gendarmerie, and no matter how good we are as gendarmes, we can't do anything to the governor."

"Oh, forget it, then." Lu Jie's face was disappointed, if he could really manage the governor, he would really be eager to try, this temptation was too great, if he really had the ability to manage the governor, he would not say a word, he would tie up the governor, tie up the life jacket and throw it into the pool, while he himself would jump down desperately, and then swim around beside the governor's girl.

"But after you become a gendarme, the governor will not be able to control you." Joker took a sip of wine a little depressed, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed in his heart, his boss sent him, the task was to dig Lu Jie as much as possible, he himself didn't know why, he just had to obey the order.

It's just that now that things are going, he doesn't know whether it's good or bad, although Lu Jie was disappointed when he learned that the pie team had no control over the governor, but when he heard that the governor couldn't control the pie team, his expression suddenly became a little high, it was really ...... This admiral is really incomprehensible, forget it, let's hurry up and complete the above tasks, do your best to do it yourself, and if you can't finish it, you won't be shot.

As a result, joker ignores a very important thing, that is, drinking, especially with this kind of Celestial Empire liquor, it is easy to drink high, once you drink too much, something will happen, such as drinking and mishapting.

"Damn, I don't know what kind of moths this gendarmerie is doing all day long, Lao Tzu was fooled in back then! The first thing I did after coming in was to take the Chinese level 4 test? Gather together! ”

The joker in front of him was flushed, as if he had drunk too much, Lu Jie hurriedly moved away a little, sat and waited to watch the play, and by the way saw if he could get a little information, when people drank too much, they could say everything.

"But isn't that good, even a prisoner like me can be treated like this, you must be doing well, right?"

"Nice? What a ghost! Joker took another big sip of wine, "What do you know, you are a special case, I was specially assigned by the above to dig up your corner, do you think we all do this, then we must not pay for death?" ”

Oh, if you say that, I'll be at ease, otherwise I'm really going to stay with you for ten days and a half or something. Lu Jie knew it in his heart, and saw if he could get anything interesting.

"But ah, the only advantage of being a member of the gendarmerie should be that you don't need a ring when you get married, just get a marriage certificate. That's why I was fooled in......"

"So you used to be an admiral?"

"Isn't it, I just hate being too young back then...... But it's also good, my current wife was found after the turn, if I used the blood of the original admiral, I guess I won't find it in my life. ”

"Well, let me ask, is your wife wearing a black headphone, holding a big bag in her hand, wearing a short pink dress, red hair, and a little dark circles?"

"Ah, no, my wife usually holds a notebook in her hand, not a bag, ah?! How do you know, did I accidentally drop the picture of me hiding on my body and you saw it? Still in a state of dizziness, Joker hurriedly turned out his wallet, and after opening it, he found that he used to put it in his wallet, and the photo of kissing it several times a day was still there, and he was immediately relieved, and after thinking about it, just kiss it again, um!

"No, she's over there." Lu Jie pointed to a sleepy expression, standing next to Joker's table yawning, and at the same time looking at some of the girls on the table who were extremely indecent and drooling, there was no sadness or joy in his heart, but he felt that neither of these two people was normal.

After being reminded by Lu Jie, Joker wiped his eyes and took a look, and sure enough, he found a girl who was exactly the same as the photo in his wallet, and even had a somewhat similar expression, standing there, and a few seconds later......

"Impossible, I must have drunk too much, why is my wife Beizhai not at home but here, I must be dreaming!"

"Why are you dreaming when you see me?" Beizhai angrily pulled joker up, too much, saying that he was like an otaku girl who never went out, although he liked to stay at home, but he still went out.

"Didn't I buy you the latest game before I left, even the steel bars you love to eat have been bought, you can actually give up those and run out, this is impossible, you are not my wife, my wife is not as diligent as you!"

"It's not all your fault!" Kitataku angrily pulled Joker up from his chair, "Why are all the games you bought adult-oriented?!" ”

"Didn't you say you liked it?,And you said a few days ago that because the book creation was uninspired, you wanted me to buy more.。

"But have you forgotten that you must be by my side every time you play this kind of game, how can you let me simulate the plot without you by my side!"

Burst! Lu Jie, who has been in the background for a long time, really can't help but squirt, and what makes him sad is that he has been completely forgotten in this small corner, but as a single dog, he still has to be shown in such a fancy way......

And playing adult games also simulates the plot, what the hell is this!!

Beizhai's extremely powerful reason not only scared Lu Jie, but even Joker, who had already drunk alcohol, instantly woke up half of his wine.

After thinking about it for a while, his wife still thinks that there is really this kind of very yellow and violent setting, and he used the reason of being at the bottom of the pit to accompany her for a lifetime to marry her, and the two of them really often do something together.

"But, wife, what have you brought here?"

"Hehe, Prison Girl series, you're good here anyway, so naturally you have to make good use of it!"

"Wait, wife, calm down,, how many things did you bring in?!"

[I'd better go......] Lu Jie silently packed his meals, turned around and left, this place is too dangerous, he better go quickly, the recent anti-pornography and anti-illegal atmosphere is too heavy, if you don't leave, you will be blocked.

Picking up a chopstick and pinning the handcuffs, Lu Jie silently left here, that is, escaped from prison......

[Damn, who's the protagonist!] Lu Jie looked up at the sky, showing a forty-five degree sad harvesting curve.