Eighty-nine. Humanized management of the pie team

Just when all the outside world has become very lively because of the annual oath meeting, whether it is the admiral, the ship's mother or ordinary people, they are all planning to have a good time, we take the poor male protagonist, but at this time in the solid and cold ear wall, spend the rest of his life - a small part. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Taking Rujie away, all the way to throwing him into the prison fence, was done by only one person, and what surprised Rujie the most was that there seemed to be something special about the prison he was locked in.

Normally, no matter how humane the policy is, it is still necessary to be strict with prisoners, and even if the accommodation conditions are good, the arrangement should be similar to that of college student dormitories.

(Actually, if you don't count the usual free activities, it seems to be really the same.) )

But what the hell is this prison in front of me, it looks like a small house from the outside, and after entering, an iron fence was installed in the middle of the room, divided into two rooms, where is it like a prison, it's like a home hotel!

Normally, a private room without a door is for prisoners, but why doesn't the room reserved for this gendarme seem to be as large as that reserved for prisoners......

"Oh, here's the mode of interrogation we use when interrogating some special prisoners." As if to see Ruger's look of surprise on his face, the young gendarme pushed his forehead and replied.

But what are you doing without glasses, is it fun? And......

Lu Jie swept the room, he really couldn't bear it, and began to complain despite the fact that he was still a prisoner: "If it weren't for the incredibly large room on that side, just looking at the layout on this side, I would still believe that this is a prison ......"

"But what the hell is that tyrant-like configuration over there!" Lu Jie covered his eyes with some sting, oh my God, what kind of world is this, why did he find a double bed covered with Simmons mattresses in the prison prepared for prisoners? And what the hell is that all-encompassing home life set? It's hard to understand just having a double Simmons in a prison, and there's a dining table and a TV, and there's even a separate bathroom for toilets and bathing.

"Because the main job of the pie team is the style of the Admiral, considering the particularity of the Admiral's profession, we made the prison look like this in order to prevent the Admiral from reporting us for work after we were released, although I know that there is still a certain gap between this and your town guard's mansion, please be patient during this period."

The pie team in front of him explained to Lu Jie with a serious and serious expression, although the reason he said was as if someone had made it up and memorized it in advance, but Lu Jie really couldn't bear to expose it.

"Why do I feel the urge to cry now?"

"Is it because the conditions here are too bad, it doesn't matter, I'll reflect with my superiors and give you a new one!"

"Don't, don't, that's good!" Lu Jie hurriedly stopped the pie team members who took out the phone and were about to dial 110, oh my God, can you get such good treatment for crimes here? Even my town guard mansion does not have such a luxurious and connotative configuration!

"If you're satisfied!" Looking at this player who was about the same age as himself, Lu Jie had some feelings that he didn't know where to start, there were too many places to complain, but Lu Jie didn't know where to complain first.

The pie team set up two chairs next to the table on their side and motioned for Rujie to sit down face to face with them.

[Is it finally time to get down to business?] Lu Jie thought, after all, when he caught himself, it was because of the fact that he beat people, but I don't know if it was because of those African admirals or the garbage on the port, no matter what kind of treatment he would bear.

Before leaving, despite the hurry, he also asked Lilicia to take care of his own ship girls, and at the same time expressed his gratitude to Mei Yi, although the latter looked at him with a scumbag expression.

It's just that after following this pie team that caught himself here, Lu Jie found that something didn't seem right, where was this like treating a criminal who had committed a crime, and he was a distinguished guest at all.

Even in Lilycia, Ruger had never been treated with such ceremonies.

Therefore, although he had several ways to break free from the handcuffs and get away with it, he still maintained a good image of a citizen, and he didn't want to embarrass the young gendarme in front of him.

Right now...... Lose a ball, I finally have two comfortable days, so let's rest here for a few days.

"So," the gendarme sat down in his chair, crossed his chin with his hands, and asked Rujie very seriously, "This is Mr. Admiral, although I do not know your identity very well, now, there is a very important question, which you must answer seriously." ”

"Well, okay, just ask." Lu Jie straightened his body, secretly wondering in his heart, whether he was asking how many people he had beaten or something, and he didn't seem to remember,, wouldn't it be that group of people who wanted to pay for their own medical expenses!

Thinking of being compensated by those guys with broken arms and legs, and collectively asking for compensation for medical expenses, mental damages, and miscellaneous expenses, that kind of picture was so beautiful that Lu Jie's face instantly deteriorated.

It is impossible to change the difference, and he can't afford to pay for his poor and white family background.

"Unknown Mr. Admiral......"

"That, you're welcome, just call me Lu Jie." Lu Jie was a little embarrassed haha, thinking in his heart, if this compensation really wants to come, he is really a little powerless, girl, really pretending to do this kind of thing too much will be struck by lightning, if you can do it, you will first slap yourself in the mouth, let your hands be cheap, nothing to pretend to be forced.

"Well, Mr. Ruger, my name is Joker, and I'm a member of the gendarmerie, and it's a pleasure to meet you." Maybe it's because I feel that if I haven't introduced myself yet, I'm going to be treated as a trick and keep writing for the afternoon, whether it's an unacceptable thing for the author or myself, Joker stood up and introduced himself to Lu Jie very solemnly, and at the same time stretched out his hand to Lu Jie, looking very friendly.

Nima, what kind of trouble are you going to make with a gendarmerie and a prisoner of mine to get acquainted with each other?

It's like a policeman, when interrogating a prisoner, he suddenly feels that this person really meets his appetite, it's really a waste not to be a confidant, and it's hard to find a voice, you see that we are so fateful, let's get to know each other, I'm very happy to meet you......

What about the cheat, there will be that prisoner who will be happy to be friends with the police?! Of course, it should not be counted.

"Oh, Joker, nice to meet you......"

"No, no, no, my name is not Joker, it's Joker." After not holding Lu Jie's forced smile, Joker explained to Lu Jie with a straight face.

"Eh, isn't that the same?"

"It's different, my name is joker, it's all uppercase, you must have thought of a lowercase joker when you said this name just now, right?"

Do you know that, too? Lu Jie really gave a thumbs up to the nerves of this thing, but what he said was really right, he really thought it was a lowercase joker just now......

Joker felt that this explanation was a little weak, so he pulled out a piece of paper from the table, and wrote on it as he explained: "Look, for example, it's your name, Lu Jie, if it's written in traditional Chinese, it's Lu Jie, you see it's obviously a name, but whether it's a reader or someone else, it's exactly like two people." ”

Damn, it seems to be true, this guy is so reasonable.

Seeing his name written by this guy in both simplified and traditional Chinese, even Lu Jie himself didn't feel like a person at all, and the style of painting had changed because of the change of font.

"So when you call me in the future, please call me Joker. Bracket. All caps are in parentheses. ”

"Hey, what the hell is it to put parentheses after the name, anyway, what kind of question do you want to ask me, the topic has gone somewhere."

And the letters are different from the simplified and traditional characters, right, even if they become lowercase, they can still be recognized at a glance, why do you have to stick to this?

"Ah, I'm so sorry, Lu Jie, because this is important, so I forgot about business."

"Let's not mention that you apologize to me, how do I feel weird when you call me, you won't use traditional Chinese characters to call me, right?"

"Well, it doesn't matter, it's better to use a traditional character like Lu Jie, it's also very fresh if you look at it occasionally."

"Fresh, you ghost, hurry up and change it back, readers will have a headache when they see it, and what do you want to ask?!" Can't you just pick the key points?

"Okay, Mr. Lu Jie, I'll ask now." Joker straightened his posture and gave Lu Jie a very reliable look.

Of course, even if he kills Lu Jie now, he will never have the idea that this guy is a very reliable again, peat, who will be entangled because of the capitalization of the letters of his name, in other words, is it really good to insert a character with a name in English format in this kind of Chinese novel?

"Lu Jie, what do you want to eat at night, tell me quickly, I'll ask someone to prepare it now." Joker asked Lu Jie with a straight face.

……

Peat!!!

Lu Jie knew that he shouldn't flip the table now, but he couldn't bear it anymore, and directly lifted the table between himself and Joker, is there a mistake, you made such a big posture just to ask what I want to eat, Nima's current prisoners' human rights are so high? I don't want to be a lieutenant now, but I'm a prisoner with you!"

"Really, what to do on the table, how bad." Joker didn't show any dissatisfaction, put the table back in its original position, and asked seriously:

"What do you want to eat? If you can't think of it, then I'll do it...... Oops, I forgot, you shouldn't have any money on you, it's okay to eat a public meal anyway, tell me if you have any taboos. ”

I...... Lost.

Lu Jie failed completely, what kind of composition is the pie team, Lilicia is still a normal human compared to this!

[Eh, why would I use her for comparison?] 】

"I don't eat dog meat, I eat the rest of the food." Ruger replied like a dead dog, as if telling Joker why he didn't eat dog meat.

Probably because it's the same kind of reason......