Alone in the grand and splendid halls, doing almost exactly the same thing endlessly, although there are occasional guests, there is almost no communication with the outside world on the whole, and there will be no accidents in life for the foreseeable long future, not even death. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThis kind of life may be a bit boring, right?

For those who are hungry, clothed, living in dire straits, and survival is already a torture for him, such a life may already be heaven. However, I think that if he really came to such a paradise where he ate and died every day, and did nothing, it would not be long before he would be in pain again to the point of madness, and even suicide......

Therefore, most of the dungeon bosses who stay in one place forever and can't go out, and rarely have contact with the outside world, are not in a very good mental state. It's understandable that you want to kill all the intrusive adventurers and don't give you room to negotiate to solve the problem. No matter what kind of people they were in the past, now that they have become dungeon bosses, they are just prisoners living in a luxurious prison and have no way to go if they want to be free.

Feng Ming has a clear understanding of his situation, but he believes that he is fundamentally different from the other bosses. First, he is the quest boss who took the initiative to become, and he has a lot of initiative in choosing who to enter; Second, he had a definite goal; Thirdly, he is indeed steadily approaching his dream.

"Rare guest, I didn't expect you to come to me in person." Feng Ming somehow made a huge seat at the top of the stairs facing the door in his palace-like hall, and at this time he was lying on the chair with a cane in his arms.

"Are you making such a strange look, are you selling cute? I'm not a priest, so I'm not interested in a boy or anything. A man who looked like an uncle in a tank top, big pants, slippers, and an embarrassing stubble on his face pouted, as if to show something, and pulled the piece of paper on his vest......

Feng Ming propped himself up, tilted his head to look at the man, and then looked at the other party with a trash-like expression: "Generally speaking, it's shameful enough for someone of your age to wear clothes with a two-dimensional beautiful girl painted on them - but you obviously didn't buy the peripherals, and you still pretended to be forced to paste the printed pictures on your broken vest...... I don't know how to describe it anymore. ”

"If you don't understand, you can learn something." In the face of Feng Ming's ridicule, the pseudo-uncle not only didn't care, but also looked proud, and said with the posture of showing off and educating children, "Adults are creatures, when they survive in society, they have to change their posture from time to time. That's why you need some exterior trim that can be replaced in time, and a little kid like you who can wear open crotch pants for any occasion won't understand. ”

“…… No matter how you change the sticker above, the vest and pants you wear won't be able to fit in with society, okay......" Feng Ming shook his head helplessly, sat up, and sat cross-legged on the seat with crutches across the face, "Are you going to keep talking nonsense like this?" You're looking for something with me, right? I was taken aback when I found you on the shortlist, you can't resist the desire to go to a new world just because reality is too boring, right? Lin Qing has been holding back, I can't find his name. ”

"Of course there's something to do, but I think you're very unfriendly when I come to you." Uncle Pseudo shrugged his shoulders, "You said you would take an intelligence quiz and everyone would have fun, but the key is why is the set so disgusting?" Do you know that it's hard to walk alone in a passage like intestines? When speaking, the pseudo-uncle added an accent to the three words "one person".

Feng Ming raised his eyebrows and laughed: "Really? I'm really sorry.,Because it's a lot of trouble to modify the environment settings.,So I just let you walk in through the NPC trial passage.。 And I'm not very willing to change it, I'm very happy with the design of my copy, even if I miss the welcome passage, I don't want to change it. ”

“…… Do you mean that your copy still has a mystery? Uncle Pseudo nodded thoughtfully, "Well, okay then...... Let's move on to the next topic, how are your followers doing? ”

"Ah, not ideal. There are some signs of prosperity in a few places abroad, but it is still very troublesome to develop cults and other things in the Celestial Empire...... Pulling people in on a small scale as a means of manifesting spirits is not practical in the Celestial Empire, especially if you want to hide from the above. Feng Ming said as he shook his head, then suddenly snapped his fingers and whistled with a smile.

"What's wrong?" Uncle Pseudo asked suspiciously, "You didn't suddenly come up with a good idea, did you?" ”

"How is it possible, thinking that things are all based on a whim, and in the end it will be the end of all the plans collapsing." Feng Ming smiled and shook his head, "It's just that a wave of adventurers was wiped out just now." If you stay alone for a long time, you won't pay much attention to etiquette, and if you accidentally feel uncomfortable, please bear with me, I'm really sorry. ”

"No, it's okay, you can tell from my outfit that I'm not a person who likes to bother with that kind of thing." Uncle Pseudo said thoughtfully, "Did you just destroy a wave of players?" Look at you like more than one. ”

"To be precise, the image you know of me is more than one individual. I've told you all, right? I'm very happy with my copy design, it's not as simple as it seems to you. Feng Ming said with a smug smile, "As the average level of the player increases, open up more exploration areas to increase the difficulty, such a dungeon can be set to a high intensity from the beginning, this is a small trick, right?" ”

“…… Before I confirm that the dungeon can be connected to the Internet, I don't have the idea of becoming a dungeon boss for the time being......" The pseudo-uncle tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Regarding the question of your believers, you really have to hurry up, otherwise you may not be able to catch up with 'that' thing." That's why I came to you. ”

"'That' thing?" Feng Ming frowned, "I haven't heard of any new events recently." It's just that a new expansion has been opened, and players have been brushed with some monsters. What does this have to do with my followers? ”

"Ah, the expansion? Are you talking about the reason for the recent beast attacks on people, because I'm busy with other things, and I don't pay much attention to it. Uncle Pseudo looked a little surprised, and then shook his head, "What I said has nothing to do with this. Didn't you hear the wind either? That's a really good job of secrecy this time. But guess too, right? The player has been invading for so long, and the strange things that have happened can't be said to be less, right? Is there really nothing up there to perceive? ”

"Above...... The action? I really didn't think about it......" Feng Ming said, biting his lip.

Uncle Pseudo smiled generously and said, "After all, you are a primary school student, and the government is still too far away for you." ”

"Don't taunt with that kind of expression, it will make people not know how to respond." Feng Ming rolled his eyes, "To be honest, I don't really like to work against the government...... Even if I'm a boss, I'm just a schoolboy anyway, so it's not very good to do this kind of thing......"

"I didn't let you keep up with the above, at most, it can only be regarded as a little benefit for yourself by following the east wind of the policy, as a young and precocious genius, it should be okay to accept this level, right?" Uncle Pseudo shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "A lot of well-known and well-known good people are doing this." The world of adults abounds with filthy things. ”

“…… No, I was just kidding. Feng Ming got up, stood in his seat, played with the cane in his hand, and smiled strangely, "Tell me about the actions above - and your plan." ”

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"Yes, yes~ I did see that one, he is indeed a very strange person, I understand I understand, I am a sane person, hahaha." The young man's voice seemed to be very pleasant, and almost every sentence had a peculiar trill, "Okay, okay, sir, you don't have to be like this, we are a community of interests, aren't we?" ”

"It's not a community of interests, it's just a relationship of mutual use, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes, sir, if you think it's more in line with your aesthetics, then make use of each other." Although the words on the other side were unceremonious, and they also reflected a very unfriendly attitude, the young man's voice was still cheerful, and the smile on the corner of the young man's mouth could be clearly felt from the voice of the voice, "But I really respect you very much." ”

These two sentences have nothing to do with each other. Never mind. How many tasks have been completed? ”

"Yes, sir, although he likes to talk nonsense, he likes to get straight to the point when talking about problems." The young man paused as he spoke, as if sticking out his tongue, "Well, tasks 1, 3, 4, and 6 have all been completed, you must rest assured of me, the reward you gave me is impossible to refuse." ”

"Your emphasis on this sentence itself means that you are not so trustworthy as you say, right?"

"Haha, what are you talking about, hahaha." The boy's laughter was hearty, "Didn't you say we were similar last time?" We're all just playing, what's the point of betraying the drama with intrigue? The pleasure of everything going according to plan is the highest, don't you say, sir? ”

"It's not. We're actually playing, and as part of the play, I think- no, I want you to betray me, because that's more fun, isn't it? Compared to boring step-by-step games, chaotic games with a high degree of freedom are fun, right? ”

"Huh? Is that the case? Maybe it's because of the different types of games we usually play? Oops, cultural differences are such a scary thing~ haha, hahaha. The boy still seemed to be smiling happily, "Well, let's continue to discuss the mission, shall we?" As you requested, I have reached a cooperation agreement with the apparent leaders on the other side. ”

“…… That's amazing, you. In addition, it's not the head of the surface who lied to you before, sorry. ”

"Ouch, huh?" The young man's voice instantly became a little sad, "You lied to me? So who is he? ”

"How to put it, it should be regarded as such a role as an intermediary between the two aspects. But because the real leaders of both sides will not play head-on, and he is a person with more ideas, if you can convince him, he will naturally find his own way to make both directions meet our needs. Now the problem is, that person's plan. ”

"Ah, although it is said that it is a lie to me, such a complicated explanation is really troublesome. You don't have to explain these things to me anymore. The boy's voice trembled in a strange way, as if he had begun to spin his body inexplicably, "Anyway, my requirements are low, as long as you can meet my requirements, I will follow your instructions." ”

"Well, in that case, you're good, I'm good, everyone's good."

"Ah, sir, you actually started playing such an old stalk, obviously you should be a person who can keep up with the trend of the times." The young man raised his right hand in an uncertain way, held the phone in his left hand, tilted his head and said, "To be honest, when I watched that person play the old stalk today, how hard I couldn't help but complain!" ”

"Huh? Have you endured it hard? I've been waiting for you to complain. A somewhat emaciated hand rested on the young man's shoulder, and the young man slowly turned his head with a somewhat stiff smile, and his eyes were the seemingly sunny smiling face of "that person" named Lin Qing, "If you want to complain, you can vomit, don't bear it, it's not good for your health, Xiao Yixiao~"

“…… Haha, what you ~ said, too, hahaha......" The boy laughed, his hand shook, and the phone fell downward with an acceleration far beyond the acceleration of gravity, and fell directly to the ground and shattered.