33. Everyone is a Conspirator (3)
Miracle QQ group chat log: 2020/12/26
12:02
Lu Renjia: Huh? Is there almost no one in this group at noon?
Doom Watcher: Brother Lu, you rarely go online at noon...... You guys communicate until four or five o'clock in the middle of the night, and you still ask others to stay online at noon, to be honest, I can't understand the thinking of you mentally ill people......
Lu Renjia: "You"?
Doom Watcher: Ah, didn't we talk until the wee hours of the morning the day before yesterday? Then at noon that day, on the 1st, I also asked a similar question to you, it seems that I am the only one, and he seems to be a little disappointed......
Lu Renjia: I was very disappointed to see that you were the only one......
Doom Watcher: Hey! What the! If you do this again, I won't play with you!
Lu Renjia: Don't don't, I mean that as the leader of the group, you have a respected status, and those boring things are not suitable to disturb you. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info so I have no one to communicate with, so I feel very disappointed.
Doom Warden: In that case, I'll make an exception and talk to you. Go ahead.
Lu Renjia: Uh...... Your Majesty, what is the above strategy that the civil servant brother said that day?
Doom Watcher: Didn't you look like you had already guessed that day?
Lu Renjia: Whether you guess it or not, you will feel at ease if you confirm it.
Doom Watcher: That's right. As he said at the time, since the players want to play, then we will play with them. Although the civil servant posted a description of the content in a few hundred words at that time, the meaning was very simple: NPC for all.
Lu Renjia: That's really the case......
Lu Renjia: Speaking of which, my Celestial Empire's handwriting is big, blocking intelligence all the way, the major media have so far not found reports with suspicion of being invaded by players, and even foreign websites are blocked, and they can't climb over the wall......
Doom Warden: Well, Brother Lu, you misunderstood. It's not the kind of teasing scheme that says in the media that "there is a creature called a player around us, and we hope that everyone will actively sell them some red medicine to earn gold". Although both No. 2 and Brother Turtle are not very supportive of this strategy, everyone agrees that the feasibility of the specific plan is not low.
Lu Renjia: ...... Really...... Well, my head was hot and suddenly bruised. On the premise of not publicizing the existence of the player, through some method to make the broad masses of people subconsciously carry out the work of acting as NPCs without a clear understanding?
Doom Watcher: That's what it means, I'm actually quite looking forward to it.
Lu Renjia: So, what kind of method should be used to achieve this?
Doom Watcher: Well, since you don't know, Brother Lu, let's look forward to it slowly, I don't think you will be disappointed.
Doom Watcher: Speaking of which, in this group, the people who are really interested in that event are you, me, and the three of them, right? Although Brother Turtle is a weirdo, he only joined because he has no friends in reality as a dead house......
Lu Renjia: That incident?
Lu Renjia: Oh, do you mean the reason why we started the group in the first place?
Doom Watcher: Bingo. People who are bored with reality, find pleasure here through abnormal methods, which is what we are aiming for now. However, at the beginning, we were still young and immature, and the reason was not just that "looking for fun" was so realistic. Now that I think about it, I feel a little nostalgic.,The reason why we came up with the name of the group.,Before you know it, it's come true.。
Lu Renjia: "Looking forward to the arrival of miracles, changing the monotonous reality, and embarking on a magnificent future." "What...... I really miss it. Actually, I wasn't interested in the "magnificent future" or anything, at that time, it was only because of the second illness, and the two of you had to insist, that I would add such a sentence......
Doom Watcher: Okay, okay, Brother Lu, you are someone who can be satisfied as long as there is a sense of freshness, and you will feel happy to see the scripts written by others being perfectly interpreted, right? What will happen next, I think will be the most exciting since the player invasion.
Lu Renjia: I see. Then I'll look forward to it.
Lu Renjia: By the way, I almost forgot about another thing. Although it is against the rules of the group, the rules of the group have never been followed, right? Do you know the recent whereabouts of 1 in Doom?
Doom Watcher: Oops...... Although the rules of this group are useless, I have never seen anyone break the rule of "prohibiting the actual information of other people in the group...... In this way, I will be afraid of funding your activities.
Lu Renjia: Okay, okay, for so long, after so many strange activities, everyone knows everything about other people's real information, most of them have a bottom in their hearts, right? You're the only one who is still in the fog......
Doom Warden: Alright. Anyway, I'm just telling you what he said in the group and my reasoning, and even if something happens, I can't say that I'm responsible (laughs).
Doom Watcher: The day before yesterday at noon, the 1st discussed with me the news of the recent beast attacks on people, and then exchanged information. Well, even so, the information I can provide is still on this side of the world. No. 1 asked me for the crime rate statistics of the major cities of the Celestial Empire, as well as information on the strange serial killings. In exchange, he told me about his general plan, which I won't tell you because he specifically told me.
Doom Watcher: Then, he said that he thinks there may be something else behind the beast attack, and that it is mostly related to the "game". Well, combined with the above information, I think he probably went to Yongping City.
Lu Renjia: ...... Thank you, and in exchange, I'll give you a rough idea of what I planned......
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"Yo, Xiaocang, what are you doing here?"
One of the passes into the Qinling Mountains, Fengyukou. This is the most lively entrance to the Qinling Mountains, and it happens to be Saturday, and it can already be described as a sea of people in the valley that has just entered the mountain. On the large and small stones on both sides of a small river, there are tourists dressed in colorful clothes, watching the scenery, chatting, eating barbecue, and popping...... Ahem......
Lin Qing was struggling to squeeze into the crowd at this time, looking at Pale Yan who was jumping up and down next to a big stone with a gloomy face, and asked with a dangerous smile, "Didn't you come here with Xiao Hei to level up?" Is it interesting for you to learn monkeys by yourself? ”
"Yo, Lin Qing? How did you get here? How's the check-up, is there anything wrong with the baby in the belly? Xiao Cang jumped down from a height of about three meters, and said to Lin Qing with a happy smirk.
Originally, Xiao Cang jumped up and down next to the stone, jumped more than a meter high, and the action of climbing the stone with his hands was already very eye-catching. After everyone saw the appearance of Xiao Cang and Lin Qing clearly, they immediately started to talk about it.
"Huh? That scrawny guy is a woman? Will anyone want this type of thing? ”
"What does it mean to be skinny? I think it's okay to be long-term, although it's a little more masculine. ”
"What do you mean to be a little more masculine? Does he have stubble on his chin? The whole person gives people the feeling of a waste wood otaku. Even if the face is okay, it can really be said that there is no development of the body. Speaking of which, aren't you from Lolicon? How do you feel when you look at his flat body? ”
"Even Lolicon wouldn't be interested in otaku, right...... Not only is the height and age exceptional, but even the gender is exceptional! I'm not the kind of deep rotten house who will say, 'How to fall in love with different genders'! ”
"Well, that's right...... But he- sorry, she was pregnant, alas, like the monkey of the burly monkey. ”
"It's a child, not a monkey...... Maybe that monkey just likes cute boys? The monkey here is not a child, the child is not a monkey, uh, wait, monkey, child, monkey...... I've messed up the soul fade! ”……
After the focus of the discussion of the onlookers who were pregnant with a child shifted from Lin Qing, who was pregnant with a child, to the difference between a child and a monkey, Lin Qing sighed, and finally took Xiao Cang to the side, climbed a mountain road that was almost a cliff, stopped on a platform where no one was around, looked at Xiao Cang, and sighed deeply.
"Xiao Cang......" Lin Qing wanted to speak and stopped, and after thinking for a while, he shook his head and said, "It's better to say less of this kind of thing in the future...... Playing this kind of meme will make the reader doubt the author's sexual orientation......"
The corners of Xiao Cang's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile: "But you do have a child in your belly, right?" ”
"What is in the stomach, at best, it can be said in the body!" Lin Qing roared a little annoyed, then restrained himself and said in a relatively calm manner, "Besides, nothing was found in the hospital this time. We may have been wrong in our previous conclusions, and even if that action was reproduction, it was probably not time to sow seeds yet. ”
"Oh? Do you mean he hasn't had time to go high yet? Xiao Cang nodded thoughtfully.
"You go to die!" Lin Qing's face darkened, "All in all, if the whole body CT examination can't get the results, then it means that even if the seeds are really sown, it is still a size that is difficult to observe." There was a marked difference from the state in which all the signs of the whole organism were altered, and the tentacles were so thick - that is, I should not have any problems in the short term. ”
Xiao Cang saw that Lin Qing had finally started to talk to him about serious topics, and he was no longer as casual as before, he sat cross-legged on the stone, and breathed a serious sigh of relief: "But even so, you have to have a solution, right?" ”
"Well, but it's not as anxious as I thought it would be." Lin Qing nodded, then walked in front of Xiao Cang, put his hands on Xiao Cang's shoulders, and said with a terrifying face, "Xiao Cang, let's go back to the topic at the beginning." Didn't you come here with Xiao Hei to level up? What the hell are you jumping up and down there? ”
"Oh, are you blaming me for not being with Blackie? Indeed, if Xiao Hei is alone, it is possible to hang up in the wild area...... It's sad that there is magic as powerful as stealth. Xiao Cang sighed a few words, "That's right, we are here, and when I jumped on a rock, the system suddenly prompted me, saying that my 'Door Theft Introductory Technique - High Jump' has improved - to be honest, I forgot that there is such a thing...... Since it was such a coincidence, I decided that it would be better to simply practice this 'introductory exercise' here. So I let Hei go into the mountain alone. ”
"Well, did you separate when you first arrived here......" Lin Qing let go of Xiao Cang's shoulders and turned his back to Xiao Cang, the expression on his face was unprecedentedly gloomy, but his voice suddenly became cheerful, "Since Xiao Hei is willing to go in alone, then he deserves to die, right?" By the way, by the way, what time did you get here? ”
"Uh--the time in this world, it's like, nine o'clock?" Xiao Cang raised his head and looked at the sky, and began to recall, "Well, I didn't pay attention to the time at the time, but listening to someone next to me, it seems to be nine o'clock." ”
"Nine o'clock-ah......" Lin Qing showed a black smile, "Great, it's just the right time to commit suicide and return to the city." ”
"Well, you can continue to practice here. Personally, I think you really need to speed things up, and I'm probably going to be quite busy in a while. At that point, I doubt you'll be able to complete the rest of the task on your own. Lin Qing twisted his neck, looking at Xiao Cang's smile a little strangely.
"Anyway, I'm a well-known pioneer on my own, okay? Don't look down on people so much, hey! After Xiao Cang spit out a sentence, he suddenly frowned, "Although you say that this sentence is as annoying as ever, it seems to be out of a sense of good intentions...... It's strange, do you have any conspiracy? ”
"As a good owner, how can you have any intrigue against your pet?" Lin Qing smiled brightly, "It's just that I'm also very interested in the setting of this thief." You haven't added any sects to the game, have you? ”
“…… You really know everything, it's just an NPC......" The corners of Xiao Cang's mouth twitched.
"What, you have to call the master." Lin Qing said this, turned his head to the side, looked in the direction of Yongping City, and the smile on his face became cloudy again, "Disobedient pets, the owner will punish them." ”