In less than a minute of fighting, Zhen Lang learned the methods of the poisonous tongue queen.

The simple sentence of "how old are you" made him completely fall into a passive and embarrassing situation.

Looking at the rightful mixed-race girl opposite, he was speechless.

Fortunately, at half past two o'clock in the afternoon on Tuesday, people went to work and went to class, and there were not many people in the café. There were no guests sitting nearby, but no outsiders heard Mo Xiang's straightforward question.

"Okay, woman, can you be a little more reserved, just be a little more reserved." Shui Mi'er couldn't listen to it anymore, saved Zhen Lang, and took the initiative to change the topic: "You must know Xiangxiang's name, but many people don't know, Xiangxiang is my best friend, and today is officially introduced to you." ”

Zhen Lang was curious: "Can I ask, how did you become friends?" ”

"Isn't it because of you boring males?" Mo Xiang got angry when she heard Zhen Lang's question, and spoke faster than AK47: "You said that you people don't know a person what they think, so they made a list by hearsay, and they made it look very credible, which is even more unreliable than Baidu Encyclopedia!" ”

To the surprise of the poisonous tongue queen, Zhen Lang was actually very convinced, and said: "It's not unreasonable for you to say this, those animals haven't said a few words to the girl, and they came to a conclusion completely based on the first impression and the gossip they heard, anyway, I don't believe in that list." ”

Mo Xiang stared at him coldly: "You won't deliberately cooperate with me to say this in order to please me, right?" ”

Zhen Lang is very realistic: "Let me tell you this, I used to be suspicious of that list, but since I met Xiaomi, I found that the list was pure nonsense." Her impression in my heart is completely different from what others say. ”

"Who allowed you to call me Xiaomi?" Shui Mi'er pinched Zhen Lang under the table. However, the expression was very useful, and he asked, "Then tell me in front of the people, what am I like in your heart?" ”

Zhen Lang continued to be realistic: "I can't finish this in a few words, the outside world's evaluation of you is completely unfair and not detailed enough!" Anyway, the list didn't say you had a black belly. I didn't say that you were stingy, I didn't say that you were jealous, and I didn't say that you had so many little evils hidden in your heart......"

Shui Mi'er was stunned, and no one jumped up and pinched his neck: "Dare to say that about me, you are dead!" ”

Zhen Lang rubbed his neck and added: "I just forgot to say that you still like to pinch people, and occasionally bite people." ”

"Boy, I suddenly appreciate you a little." The concept of Moxiang's camp is vague. actually stood on Zhen Lang's side, and said with emotion: "Since the second year I have known her, I know that she is hiding a lot of secrets. You've known her for less than two weeks, and it's not easy to discover her characteristics. Although you are a little poisonous, I have to say that your evaluation of her is still very objective and fair, she is such a stingy and evil goblin. ”

Honey was stabbed by a friend. I was so wronged that I was about to cry.

"Don't say that, she has a lot of advantages." Zhen Lang really seems to want to stop being sad today. The courage was greater than usual, and she held Shui Mi'er's little hand under the table, and said very seriously: "Let's not talk about the advantages, the main thing is her shortcomings, I can accept it." ”

Mo Xiang was shocked: "Are you sure?" When she became evil, even I couldn't accept it. ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "Others can't stand it." I don't care, I just can stand it. ”

Mo Xiang was silent for a few seconds, looked at Shui Mi'er, and said with a little envy and congratulations: "You are lucky, you finally found a good one when you graduated." Fortunately, he just didn't have a clear conscience and said that you can rank first in the sky. Otherwise, I would have scolded him to death. What he just said, it sounds more like an alternative romantic confession to me. ”

"Well, I'm more discerning than you." Shui Mi'er got up, took the initiative to hold Zhen Lang's arm, half leaned on him, and said in a show-off tone: "Don't look at him usually like a piece of wood, sometimes it's quite romantic." Last night, he created a very special romance for me. ”

Mo Xiang said curiously: "When those male animals lined up to chase you in the past, they didn't use any tricks, I thought you had already seen all kinds of pickling methods in the world." Even you thought it was special last night, how special was that? ”

Shui Mier is very arrogant: "This is my little secret with him, anyway, I felt like I was living in a Korean drama at the time." ”

"What's it like to live in a Korean drama?"

An abrupt, cold and moving voice came from a few meters away.

The girl who spoke made the eyes of several male customers in the store straighten, and several pairs of thief eyes kept staring at her.

This 20-year-old girl has a very unique charm, whether it is hairstyle or clothing, it shows her unique character, even her walking posture is very different from ordinary girls, every step is like taking an unusual road.

She's beautiful, and that's not her biggest highlight. If you just look at her face, she can score about 85 points like the small series of flowers that are generally recognized by the Normal University. But seeing her figure, you may rush to your head with a rush of blood and give her a score of 100 directly, which is enough for her to crush many big flowers.

This girl is from the School of Radio, Film and Television next door to the School of Communication, and she is also a junior this year and is studying in the Department of Choreography and Directing. The girl who aspires to be a screenwriter or director in the Canton Cinema is either the appearance of a female man or the appearance of a female doctor, the girl in front of her is completely different, and people were once curious why she didn't want to be an actor but a choreographer.

Her name is Ye Yingying, and she is the flower of the choreography and directing department, and her comprehensive score has reached 93 points in the minds of the male students of Normal University.

Ye Yingying's most attractive thing about boys is not her personalized hairstyle and dress, nor her literary and artistic atmosphere that is different from Chinese girls, but her long legs that crown the teacher's university, and her electric buttocks that smile proudly from the teacher's university.

When a girl has slender and beautiful legs, it is already very popular, and if there is an electric buttock that can understand the connotation of the animal, it will be a human life.

Ye Yingying, who is 1.68 meters tall and has long legs and a thin waist, happens to have these two big killer weapons at the same time.

Don't look at Ye Yingying, she only ranks fourth on the list, but she has created an unprecedented record in the Normal University: the first place in the back stroke!

What is back masturbation first?

The answer is simple, the boys don't need to look at her front, just look at the back, and they can masturbate beautifully.

Such a strong force is simply the legendary "back singles......

She is the favorite masturbation object of countless animals in the National Normal University, and people call her the little queen of electric buttocks and legs, and some people call her the queen of back masturbation.

Seeing Ye Yingying, Zhen Lang was not only not nervous, but calmed down, as if relieved.

When she first came, she wondered that there was no Ye Yingying in the place where Moxiang appeared, which was completely unscientific.

There is a saying in the Normal University: Where the queen of the poisonous tongue is, there must be a queen of the back.

Why is that?

The answer is also very simple, Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying, they are the most famous pair of lilies in Shida!

The relationship between the two of them was made public in their sophomore year, and countless people have seen the intimate scenes of the two. These two lace edges are quite open, no different from girls from European and American countries, and they dare to kiss affectionately as if no one was next to them in the school cafeteria.

"Hello, I'm Zhen Lang."

After being buried once by the Queen of Poisonous Tongues, the idol brother learned well this time and took the lead in getting up to say hello.

However, this is of little use.

"Nonsense, you're not a real wave, you're still a fake wave?" Ye Yingying's attitude is even more unfriendly than Mo Xiang, and she is worthy of the identity of the lover of the Queen of Poisonous Tongue. She sat next to Mo Xiang, completely ignoring the somewhat embarrassed Zhen Lang, and looked directly at Shui Mi'er: "Say, how does it feel to live in a Korean drama?" ”

Shui Mi'er is still arrogant: "You can't care, why did you go to the toilet for so long?" ”

Ye Yingying was angry: "Are you talking about people, do you think that just because you only have a few days a month, Lala is not a woman?" ”

Huge beads of sweat appeared on Zhen Lang's forehead, and he felt that the dialogue of these women was too sharp.

Choking Shui Mi'er speechless, Ye Yingying finally looked at Zhen Lang squarely, and said arrogantly: "It seems that you have been dressed up by Mi'er, and you look better than the lewd man in the photo." Regardless of whether you are a real wave or a fake wave, I tell you very seriously that from this second onwards, you will be my rival in love! ”

Zhen Lang couldn't understand this logic: "I just said a few words to Mo Xiang, and I became your rival?" ”

"You really deserve the title of wood, Mi'er didn't misjudge you." Ye Yingying glanced at him and said coldly: "I forgot to tell you, the first time I talked to Mi'er, I went straight to her alone, and my sister made friends with her, just to soak her...... Although I haven't gotten my hands on it for three years, I won't give up! ”

Zhen Lang couldn't understand this logic even more, he looked at Mo Xiang: "Aren't you a couple?" How could it be ......"

"Don't look at me like this, Yingying and I are lovers, and we are also independent free individuals. If she meets someone more suitable, I won't stop her. If I find someone more suitable, she has no right to stop me, can you understand that? ”

Mo Xiang was a little sympathetic to Zhen Lang's IQ, she looked at Shui Mi'er in a daze, and her words almost scared Zhen Lang to pee: "My relationship with Mi'er is mainly friendship, but I don't mind having a relationship with her that goes beyond friendship but is by no means love." Actually, Yingying and I have long wanted to have a threesome with Mi'er, but this black-bellied woman in your family is too vicious, rejecting me again and again and hurting me. ”

Looking at Zhen Lang, who was bluffed, Ye Yingying felt a sense of accomplishment, and said with a smile: "Hey, male animal, why don't you join in?" How about finding a time for us to have a foursome, you don't have to be embarrassed, Xiangxiang and I can just use your thing as an electric rod. ”

Foursome?

Zhen Lang was almost scared to tears, the setting of these two Lala is too grand.

He took eight deep breaths in a row, still unable to accept such a strong setting.

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[It's May 20th, do you remember the True Love Festival in the book? ] Haha, smash the ticket to commemorate it]

· (To be continued.) )