"You two perverted women, can you be a little reserved when you meet for the first time, he is frightened by you!"

Shui Mi'er felt a little sorry for Zhen Lang, and angrily scolded the two close friends.

"When I first met you, were you reserved?"

Ye Yingying's personality is like her clothes, and her unique style of not following the usual path is implemented thoroughly, and she doesn't pay attention to worldly opinions at all.

"I'm already very polite today, if it weren't for the fact that you are about to graduate and haven't sent it out, I would have picked and picked him up from beginning to end." Mo Xiang's life is endless, and her poisonous tongue is not endless, and her tone is like a dead goods that can't be married: "For the sake of your graduating soon, I will promote you at a discount, so that you don't shout all day long that you have regrets in your college days." ”

"What do you mean, I think I'm a can that is about to expire next month." Shui Mi'er was angry and stared at Mo Xiang angrily: "After graduation, my sister's life has just begun, and a new world of One Piece is in front of me, you little hairy children don't understand it at all!" ”

"Cut, you seem to have a lot of experience." Ye Yingying's face was disdainful, and her voice was more obscene than the fourth master: "Girl, if you can't find a suitable man to increase your experience points, just mix with me." I promise you, I don't just let you live in Korean dramas, I also let you live in island art films. ”

"Die." Shui Mi'er wrapped her arms around Zhen Lang and said coquettishly: "They bullied me and helped me scold these two lustful 'women' to death!" ”

Zhen Lang was confused, he tried to scold people, but he never tried to scold women.

"Young man, I advise you to think before you move your mouth. In the past, Su Jie scolded me eight times, and even knelt eight times, but now she doesn't dare to see me. Mo Xiang looked at Zhen Lang coldly, and put on a posture of "If you want to fight, I will fight". The momentum of the Queen of the Poisonous Tongue was released vividly.

When Zhen Lang heard that the eldest sister had actually suffered eight consecutive kneeling, he suddenly saw no hope.

The situation in front of him is obviously incapable of outwitting the enemy, and he has hatched a strategy to save the country with a curve: "Why bother, it's not good to quarrel in public." Otherwise, let's go outside. farther than whom? ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned for a moment, and immediately looked at the two Lala gloatingly, and shouted regardless of the image: "Go, aren't you tsundere, there is a kind of comparison with him." ”

Ye Yingying was stunned for ten seconds and said six words: "I have no words." ”

Mo Xiang stared at Zhen Lang and said eight words: "I was actually defeated by you." ”

"Hmph, now you know how good my people are, let's see which of you dares to bully me in the future." Shui Mi'er looked like a serf turned over and sang. It's just too much to do, he kissed Zhen Lang on the face in public, and encouraged: "Maintain your combat effectiveness, although your move is too shameless and obscene, but as long as you can defeat these two perverted women, no matter what method you use, my sister will support you!" ”

"I didn't expect that this little black-bellied girl would also turn over one day, and you would go on. I'll take it easy. Ye Yingying took a sip of coffee and motioned for the Queen of Poisonous Tongue to launch a cruel and inhumane move.

How do you know that Mo Xiang doesn't cooperate very well. She also took a sip of the cup, and sighed: "I didn't see that this thing is silent, and the combat power is so strong, it disrupts my rhythm." It seems that I have nothing to do today, let's change people, why hasn't Yuqing come yet? ”

Ye Yingying said angrily: "It's strange that she's coming." You think the late queen is called for nothing? The last time she had made an appointment with a male animal to go out on Love Day, the animal waited from the evening of May 20 to the afternoon of May 21, and she finally showed up...... Then they made an appointment for dinner, and the last animal waited from the evening of May 21 to the morning of May 22. She called and said she was not going to go. ”

Hearing this, Zhen Lang was terrified.

Mother Sippi, is there anyone else?

Zhen Lang wants to scold his mother, listen to what he means to Lala, there are not only the two of them today, but also more ruthless characters.

Look at this urine sex, it's completely the rhythm of Sanying vs. Lu Bu!

He thought to himself, is it easy to be a pickle girl and change jobs, so that he won't recruit all the queens, right?

Suddenly, an extremely arrogant and cold voice came into everyone's ears: "Not only do I love to be late, I also have ears to the wind, and I can hear broken mouths saying bad things about me from a hundred meters away." Lewd at night, saying bad things about people behind your back, you will be cursed by people for drawing circles and cursing you for not having a big misme. Originally, the chest was not big, and he didn't accumulate some virtue. ”

It was a woman who was difficult to describe, and Zhen Lang's first impression of her was tsundere, tsundere from the inside out.

The sofa chair by the window is very long, and it is no problem to sit three people, and the tsundere woman sat directly next to Shui Mi'er, as if she didn't notice the existence of Zhen Lang, and directly squeezed the idol brother who was sitting in the innermost part to the window.

"Are you embarrassed to talk to me about oral morality? I've never seen someone so damaged by you. Ye Yingying's relationship with the tsundere woman looks bad, and the two quarrel as soon as they meet, only to hear the little queen of electric buttocks and legs say fiercely: "You wait, one day I will stun you and throw you on the bed, so that you can't get up." ”

The tsundere woman let out a sneer that made people feel inferior and ashamed: "I really look down on you, you will only stun me?" If you really want to do that kind of thing, it only means that you are more failed. If you have the ability, you will come clearly, and this palace will accompany you at any time. ”

"Okay, don't quarrel as soon as we meet, it's okay, I'm annoyed if you don't bother me." Shui Mi'er resolved the tense atmosphere and introduced to Zhen Lang: "This is my classmate in the next class in high school, my good friend, Deng Yuqing. Don't talk to Su Jie about Yuqing, there will be bloodshed as soon as the two of them meet. ”

Zhen Lang was shocked: "No, isn't Su Jie a unilateral slaughter?" ”

"That female hooligan slaughters a scum with a combat power of 5 at most, and I can cripple her with my eyes." Deng Yuqing turned her head and glanced at Zhen Lang, and after a quick glance, she showed a surprised expression, and glanced at Zhen Lang several times in a row.

The silent Mo Xiang seized the opportunity to fight back at this moment and avenged her lover: "Little Master Qing, don't you see that men never look at each other, and it means a few times to look at him in a row, are you addicted to robbing other people's boyfriends and prying the corner of the wall in front of Mi'er?" ”

Deng Yuqing snorted coldly: "Call me the little master again, beware of the palace flattening you into an airport with its eyes." ”

"Please, make me an airfield, I'm too burdened." Mo Xiang deliberately straightened her chest, making people understand that milk is the essence of willfulness, and she said arrogantly: "Did I say something wrong?" How many times have you dug into a corner at the branch? ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Deng Yuqing turned her head to look at Zhen Lang again, ignoring Shui Mi'er's threatening expression, and she asked, "Are you Yunjia's junior high school tablemate?" ”

Zhen Lang was stunned when he heard this: "How do you know?" ”

Deng Yuqing: "She has a photo of you in WeChat." ”

Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "Oh, no wonder your voice is a little familiar, you are that strawberry Qing'er?" ”

"What's the situation, you two have already had an adulterous affair?" Women are all gossipy. Mo Xiang's poisonous tongue queen is no exception, she looked at Zhen Lang, then at Deng Yuqing, and forced a confession: "Also, who is that Yun Jia?" Zhen Lang, you are really a wave, why is your photo in Yunjia? ”

"Your chest has become a burden, so don't show your intelligence, okay, do you have to scold you for having big breasts and no brains?" Deng Yuqing saw that everyone was crushing the rhythm. said coldly: "I said that they are junior high school classmates, add a WeChat and flip through a few photos in the circle of friends, what's the fuss?" ”

Mo Xiang really didn't do anything today, and was crushed by Deng Yuqing's IQ.

Ye Yingying was not convinced, and found a place for her lover: "Zhen Lang, come on, what is Strawberry Qing'er, you are still engaged in online dating?" ”

"Alright. Shut up! "Honey went crazy and finally got the situation under control. She turned her head to look at Deng Yuqing: "I've been doing fruit for a long time, and that strawberry Qing'er is you, don't you just play Lianliankan?" ”

"I can't keep up with the times?" Deng Yuqing was so arrogant that she was about to fly, and said: "Come on, don't look at me with that kind of resentful look, didn't I tell you before, did I recognize a little sister with autism?" That girl is quite pathetic. Except for playing games, I don't talk to people much. I don't understand how such a naturally beautiful little girl can be autistic. Anyway, she played, and I also called a few sisters to accompany her. As long as she's happy. ”

Shui Mi'er thought thoughtfully: "Are you talking about mango sweetness?" ”

Deng Yuqing: "How do you know?" ”

Honey: "Nonsense, I don't just know, I'm still in the same group as her." ”

Deng Yuqing: "You can't even beat me, when will you learn to form a group with others?" ”

"Only you can keep up with the times? I have been influenced by Su Jie for so many years, and I am much sharper than you when playing online games. I'm not afraid to scare you to death when I say it, sister, I'm still one of the members of the first kill of the 20-person nightmare dungeon on the whole server. Shui Mi'er finally found an object where she could brush up her sense of superiority, she held Zhen Lang's hand and showed off: "My dear, tell her if my sister is high-end." ”

Zhen Lang was very cooperative: "Well, it's very high-end." ”

Deng Yuqing expressed dissatisfaction: "Boy, don't speak with your conscience in order to make her happy." ”

Zhen Lang was very honest: "Seriously, the first two bosses of the Nightmare Quest are the sixth in her DPS team, and even many men can't beat her." The members of Su Jie's team, DPS are all ranked behind Mi'er. ”

"No way, you must be hugging your thighs." Deng Yuqing couldn't bear to be brushed with a sense of superiority at all, she stared at Zhen Lang for a while: "I understand, the thigh is you." Being messed up by these crazy women, I almost forgot that you are the representative of the Nirvana Rebirth People's Congress, and you must have equipped her with great equipment. ”

Zhen Lang: "I can't pretend I didn't hear this, you don't know what a red-handed beautiful girl is." ”

"I don't understand? I don't understand at all? Deng Yuqing was angry, she asked herself, there are really not many things she doesn't understand. She glared at Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er, and said a very domineering sentence: "Okay, I admit it, I really don't understand, tell Bengong quickly, what is a red-handed beautiful girl?" ”

"Don't tell her." Shui Mi'er turned over again and sang as a serf, hugged Zhen Lang for a wild kiss, and after kissing, she said, "My dear, you are too angry with your sister today." I can't imagine that Queen Qing, who has never been defeated by Su Jie and Xiangxiang, was defeated by you today, I finally saw with my own eyes that this woman who loves to be late is deflated, hahahaha! ”

Speaking of which, she was still not satisfied, and launched a sharp ridicule at Deng Yuqing, and her hatred was very stable: "Queen, don't you understand quantum mechanics, don't you understand gamma rays, don't you understand hundreds of acupuncture points in the human body, then tell you, what is a red-handed beautiful girl?" ”

Deng Yuqing's expression became indescribably wonderful.

She's like a legendary world-class driver, who has shown off her skills on the Formula 1 track, drifted on Mt. Akina, and finally tumbled into a gutter next to a small road......

She couldn't bear this kind of pain.

Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying had never seen Queen Qing deflated, and these two Lala were even more gloating than Shui Mi'er.

While admiring Deng Yuqing's depressed appearance, Ye Yingying asked: "You said it for a long time just now, I basically didn't understand a word, I won't ask the red-handed beautiful girl, tell me first, what does that Nirvana Rebirth People's Congress representative mean?" ”

"I won't tell you." Shui Mi'er became more and more proud, and deliberately ravaged all three friends, in order to raise her eyebrows.

"Get carried away, these four words are talking about you, have you forgotten what an era of information explosion we live in?" Mo Xiang took her mobile phone, searched for keywords, and soon found the truth, she read a few posts with the highest clicks, and sighed: "Zhen Lang, I really didn't see it, it turns out that you are so good in the game, and you have become a recognized idol-level figure in the region." ”

"It's magic.,The style of this game is very good.,I played in Telecom Zone 1 for a few days on May Day.,I can't beat the level 5 dungeon.,Sister deleted the number in a rage.。 Ye Yingying also flipped through her phone and looked at it for a while, then raised her head and stared at Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er: "I decided, go and hug your thighs, in the future, you two must take me to upgrade and fly with me, otherwise I will be entangled with you every day." When you snapped, I jumped out halfway and scared you to death! ”

"I'm going too, anyway, I have nothing to do lately, and I don't know how to spend the summer vacation." Mo Xiang also became enthusiastic, and the next sentence made people squirt blood: "I am most afraid that others will insult me, please insult me with equipment and gold coins." Treat me as green tea, take care of me, and ask for a foursome! ”

Shui Mi'er completely controlled the scene: "Call sister, and I'll take you." ”

Ye Yingying is even more undisciplined than Mo Xiang: "Don't talk about my sister, I dare to call me even brother-in-law, but you have to take me through the level 5 dungeon first, that damn bandit leader has abused me countless times." ”

"Look at your little bit of talent, can you be a little reserved and self-respecting?" Deng Yuqing finally took a breath, and when she opened her mouth, she was full of contempt: "Night lewdness, I can't even complain about you, I can't even beat a level 5 dungeon, are you embarrassed to live on this planet?" I'm just playing casually, and I've cleared level 10 dungeons. ”

Ye Yingying was very disdainful: "Cut, people who don't even know about red-handed beautiful girls are not necessarily much more high-end than me." ”

"You...... Count you ruthless, today this palace admits planting. Deng Yuqing is a person who can afford to lose, she turned her head to look at Zhen Lang, and her tone was not so arrogant: "Originally, I wanted to torture you today, count you as a blessing and a great life, you are very good to our Tian'er sister these days, she has been much more cheerful recently, and you will pass my level." ”

Zhen Lang was overjoyed, could it be that he had successfully changed jobs?

After settling down, he said truthfully: "Actually, it is mainly due to Su Jie, she can talk to Xiao Tiantian very well." ”

Deng Yuqing's face suddenly changed: "Don't mention Su Jie in front of me, I said it's your credit, it's your credit!" ”

· (To be continued.) )