Miracle QQ group chat history: 2020/12/25

07：13

Doom Watcher: Hey! Merry Christmas!

Dead House 2: ...... Brother Doom, what are you doing early in the morning? Merry Christmas. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Doom Watcher: Gee, anyway, this group is either night owls or psychotics who are awake for 25 hours a day.

Lu Renjia: It's not neurotic, it's psychotic...... Speaking of which, what kind of gifts do you want to receive?

Doom Watcher: ........................

Dead House 2: ..................

Dead House 1: ......

Lu Renjia: Oh, I'm looking forward to having a 4D game console with a sense of wholeness......

The Silent Turtle: ... Is there a game console now?

Dead House 1: In principle, there should be - I mean the player's world.

Lu Renjia: Oh, Santa Claus, please help me......

Doom Watcher: Brother Lu, it's shameful to be cute! I didn't start the topic just to see you selling cuteness!

Lu Renjia: Oh? Then you incompetent waste wood, may you suddenly have made some new discoveries?

Doom Warden: You're switching between states a little quickly, and I can't get used to it for a while......

Doom Watcher: It's nothing special to say that the discovery is ...... However, the relevant person you asked me to find that may know about it can be regarded as finding one. You are all the top strength of the industry, and the task of judging whether that guy is true or false is left to you.

Dead House 2: I'm not a god! I'm just an ordinary high school student, alas!

Dead House 1: I'm just an ordinary family squatter...... It's just the occasional sale of fake certificates......

Lu Renjia: I'm also very ordinary, it's better to say that I'm the most ordinary! I'm just looking for a group of young people who have lost their way on the road of life on the Internet, organizing a netizen party, giving them guidance, and receiving some remuneration by the way!

Dead House No. 2: No, no, Brother Lu, you're a typical charlatan, right?

Silent Turtle: Don't talk nonsense, just add in.

Doom Watcher: Oh, thanks to Brother Turtle, you are slow to type, otherwise you wouldn't know where the crooked building would have gone!

The Silent Turtle: . . .

Civil Servant: Hmm- is that what kind of group is this? Brother Doom?

Dead House No. 1: Why is it called a civil servant? No matter how you look at it, this is completely untrustworthy! At the meeting, in addition to the three-year-old child, it is an eighty or ninety-year-old old man and an old lady, the end of the day!

Lu Renjia: What happened to the civil servants? What's so bad about civil servants? As the only person in the whole group with a three-word ID, looking at you people living in both habitats, how lonely and painful your heart is, do you know! Welcome, civil servant!

Civil Servant: Brother Doom - You seem to have told me before that this is a group of strange people who have a deep understanding of "games". You're not kidding me, are you?

Doom Warden: Uh- most of these strange people have a bit of a brain problem, just don't worry about it......

Doom Watcher: Civil servant is the name I gave the group, okay? Brother No. 1, what are you crazy about! Brother Lu, what kind of fun are you making!

Silent Turtle: Let's get down to business.

Silent Turtle: There's been no reaction to this.

The Silent Turtle: What the hell is going to do?

Civil Servant: It's not impossible for me to say it, but at least you have to exchange the equivalent information, right?

Lu Renjia: Oh, brother, what you said, will we still hack you? Even if they want to hack you, I won't lie to you! Otherwise, the two of us will have a private chat, and you will hand over the information to me?

Dead House No. 1: Brother Lu, no matter how you look at it, you feel like a charlatan......

Lu Renjia: I've always been talking about magic sticks, okay! Why is it so bad to listen to in your mouth all of a sudden!

Public servant:...... Well, Brother Doom, I think I'd better quit the group.

Dead House 2: Alright, they're polite, do you really think they're all stupid? Now that you have joined our group, all our information will naturally be shared with you in the future! As a newcomer, you don't take the initiative to show some sincerity, and you have a very bad attitude, what do you think you are? Why should we trust you?

Lu Renjia: Oh! That's right! That's all I have to say! Little 2, you're amazing!

Dead House No. 1: In the blink of an eye, my sister has grown a lot, and I'm very pleased......

Dead House No. 2: I'm not your sister, and you're not my brother, okay!

Public servant:...... Do you want me to show sincerity? What about your sincerity?

Lu Renjia: In principle, there is no need for us to be sincere, because no matter which side of the information we have, as far as our opinion is concerned, there is no need to keep it secret, and now it is only because there is no need to make it public, and we are relatively lazy, so we are still in a state of secrecy for the time being. However, you are different, civil servant.

Dead House 1: If you're really a civil servant, the civil servant in charge of this, you must want to keep it a secret for the time being, right? After all, the relevant information on the Internet is basically blocked, and there are no reports on TV about mysterious people falling from the sky. In other words, you have something to ask us for.

Public servant:......

Lu Renjia: However, as I said before, we don't think there is any need to keep this information secret. Let's talk to you a little bit first. I've talked to the GM and if he's telling the truth, then our world should be on the same level as the player world. In other words, we're not virtual reality created by the other side, and we're not AI.

Public servant:...... If this is your sincerity, then I will take my leave.

Dead House No. 1: Brother Lu, has your level regressed...... I tried contacting the GM, and after listening to the hunting music for a full five minutes of unknown places, and my spirit was greatly damaged, a sweet female voice healed me. Here's what she said: "I'm sorry, your number is not answered at the moment. ”……

Dead House 2: That said, I thought GM would talk to NPCs very nonsense.

Lu Renjia: Is that so? Number 1, you're too impulsive, aren't you? The awesome function of contacting the GM must be used in the right place, of course. All in all, I really got in touch with GM. No. 2: Have I explained your question? Our world is on par with the player's world, although most players don't know about it.

Civil Servant: So you say, this is a planned invasion from the Otherworld?

Lu Renjia: So I'm not done yet...... GM doesn't seem to be from the player world, uh, I mean, if we take his word for it, he's a self-proclaimed demon.

Civil Servant: Nonsense, if what you say is true, he is obviously.

Silent Turtle: I don't agree with you.

Lu Renjia: I don't approve of it either, but let's not talk about this for now. Since it's going to take the form of a transaction, you have to say something, right?

Public servant:...... The above current plan for the future is that since they want to play, then play with them.

Dead House 1: ...... I see, it can't be said to be a wrong idea.

Lu Renjia: But I don't think it's a good idea

Lu Renjia: - you talk first, there is an emergency on my side.

…………

When the knight entered Lin Qing's house, Lin Qing's computer screen was playing a strange animation full of mosaics, and a very discordant sound was playing in the stereo......

"Brother Knight? Rare guests. Lin Qing very skillfully quickly turned off the stereo and turned off the display, turned around with a smirk on his face, and read without emotion, "What kind of wind blew you over today?" ”

"......" The knight was stunned for a while, and finally decided not to talk about what Lin Qing was doing just now, coughed twice, and complained, "I stayed with you until midnight yesterday, and today I became a rare guest?" ”

Lin Qing shook his finger: "Nuo Nuo, don't say that, Brother Knight." It sounds like you're a poor young woman who was ruthlessly abandoned by me, doesn't you? I've said it many times, and my orientation is normal. ”

The knight shook his head with a headache: "It's my fault, I shouldn't have complained about you." Do you like to steer the subject so much...... Okay, that's the case, your two pets and my employers went to farm copies of the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor, you know that, right? Well, because those two teasing pets of yours have already brushed up on what they say confidently, and the basic land clearance method has been understood. I was sent to help you. ”

"Oh, Brother Biyuan, the king of the harem, is worthy of being a man who can support the harem of four people, and he is really careful and kind-hearted." Lin Qing praised, "Since Brother Knight is going to come to help, can you help me make breakfast?" ”

“…… That's how you usually call your pets? The knight's face twitched, "I'm not here to help. Don't you know - oh, yes, you can't know. This game opens up an expansion. ”

"Expansion? Didn't that guy say that it won't be open until the closed beta......" Lin Qing muttered, then looked at the knight, "You really don't think about cooking for me?" Anyway - you've been tasked too, haven't you? ”

"Those twenty experience points are not enough, I confide in the information and deduct a lot." The knight pursed his lips.

"Hmm." Lin Qing nodded, then put his hand into his clothes and took out a square object, "But I have a magic book here?" Don't you really think about it? ”

......The knight was silent for a moment, then stood up silently, walked over to the stove, and studied the use of the things.

"Well, it doesn't seem that Xiaocang is too easy to deceive, it looks like a player will eat this." Lin Qing shrugged his shoulders and turned on the computer monitor again, "Brother knight, twist that button, yes, there's a fire coming out, it's amazing, right?" ”

“…… It's just that the simple style is more special......" The knight turned his face away with some embarrassment and changed the subject, "Speaking of which, where did you get the magic book?" ”

"You still don't understand after all, Brother Knight, it's not just that the style is different, this thing is very different from what you're familiar with, I'm afraid the internal principle is also very different~" Lin Qing smiled strangely, and after whispering a few words, he re-amplified the volume and replied, "When I gave Xiao Cang the task of slapping you twice yesterday, the system gave it to me." Maybe it's used as a quest reward? ”

"As a result, you are in a daze...... What an unscrupulous NPC......" After the knight briefly familiarized himself with the operation, the next move became smooth, showing his superb physical skills.

"When you can ignore it, you can ignore it. And I don't think this thing is very good for Xiao Cang......" Lin Qing threw the skill book in his hand, "This thing can't be torn open this time...... What a pity. ”

"What did you just say?" The knight frowned and asked, but waited for a while without answering, so he ignored it and continued to ask, "What is that skill book for?" ”

"Hmm." Lin Qing flipped through the skill book and sighed, "It's all blank paper...... It's better to be a little more careful. ”

"Spellbook: Dream Awakening (Player Only)

"Effect Description: Master magic after use: Dream awakening. Attack the target's face with a certain amount of force with the palm of your hand, dealing an additional 5 damage, and having a 5% chance to remove the target from a mentally restricted state (e.g., stun, body sensation control, etc.). Consumes 5 MP per use, no CD.

"Note: The easiest way to get someone to come to their senses is to slap him."

"All in all," Lin Qing concluded after reading the explanation of the magic book, "that's what Xiao Cang did at that time." ”

"Uh--while the 5% probability is a bit low, there's no indication of level suppression. Overall, it's still somewhat useful. The knight thought for a moment, "What is the cooking task I was sent this time?" ”

"How is it possible to have something for every mission...... If I had a skill book for every mission, I would have become a bug-level NPC sought after by all players. Lin Qing grabbed the two ends of the book with both hands and pulled it hard.

"That's right." The knight turned off the fire and seemed to be loading, "Do you have any clue about the monster I told you earlier?" ”

"Obviously, right? Xiao Hei was beaten to death by a beast in the Qinling Mountains? Lin Qing calmly made himself a cup of coffee, "And there are more and more unlucky ghosts around the world who are attacked by wild beasts. Well, it's probably a script in the animal protection style of the magic change animals that run rampant in the mountains and forests, accumulating strength and preparing to launch revenge on arrogant humans. ”

"Uh-oh, that's what that expansion meant." The knight nodded, "The group of animals suddenly became muscles twisted, their eyes glowed red, and they looked like they were going crazy. I thought you'd have wiped out all the animals except cats, dogs, sparrows, and insects, so I couldn't figure it out. ”

"Well, Brother Knight, I have to say that your brain is really big...... Or is it what a visitor who has been staying in the city will look at it? In short, after the small gold is launched, we are ready to go to Qinling to see the situation. Lin Qing made coffee and sat back in his seat, then rubbed his eyes, and then rubbed his eyes.

"Until then, I have a question." Lin Qing finally raised his head, his face was a little green, and said to the knight, "Did I accidentally spill coffee on your masterpiece just now?" ”

"No? It's just a very ordinary fried egg. The knight responded as usual in the face of Lin Qing's questioning eyes and the carbon ball of his fingers, "Or you don't like ten mature?" Then you should have made it clear to me in advance. I want a medium-boiled fried egg and a glass of '82-year-old Lafite. That's how it feels. ”

"Eight points your sister! What a ghost is Rafite! Isn't that good when ten are ripe? No matter how the two worlds are, at least the structure of human taste buds is similar! Don't pretend that this is a cultural difference brought about by a different worldview! ”

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Word doesn't know what to smoke like crazy, and suddenly closes and doesn't let me archive...... I have to find the files for a while or something...... What the hell......