"I said, Mr. Lin Qing, you must do what you promise to others, didn't your mother teach you?"

On the bus, there are three strange-looking guys sitting in the last row, a little girl in a gothic loli costume with a black umbrella in the car, and a handsome blonde guy wearing a knight's soft armor on her left, who is looking at the lazy young man sitting by the window with a serious face, that is, on the right side of the little girl, the clothes on his body seem to be one size bigger and loose, and somehow exude an aura that no one else can approach. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"The question is, how can you get the job done like that?" The lazy young man slammed his fist on the window, and the white shirt on his body kept shaking under the wind, "I'm asking you to make breakfast, not letting you make dark matter, Ah Soul Fade!" ”

"What dark matter?" The confusion on the knight's face was very sincere, "That's just an ordinary ten-ripe omelette?" ”

"You're endless! In that case, why don't you eat it yourself, and end up running over and eating my instant noodles! Lin Qing's expression was very vicious, "Do you know how sloppy instant noodles and coffee are!" ”

"That's because I don't have a habit of eating fried food." The knight looked calm, "Fried food may cause cancer?" ”

"It's because you made that spherical carcinogen that it broke the table!" Lin Qing tore his clothes hard like crazy, but perhaps because he was loose and wrinkled, his appearance did not change.

"Wait a minute, I have a problem." I've been listening to the two of them arguing for forty minutes in the middle of the golden scale, and at this time I finally couldn't bear it anymore and joined the conversation, "Fried eggs, originally, not black?" ”

This time, not only Lin Qing, but even the knight who had always looked like "our fried eggs over there are like this balls" all looked at Xiao Jin, and his face was full of disbelief and unbelievability......

"Ahem-ahem-anyway, I'll just go back and give you another task." Lin Qing changed the subject.

"Yes, what you didn't promise in advance can't be considered a mission reward." The knight nodded.

"Wait," Libra frowned, "not black?" ”

"......" Lin Qing looked out the window, "Oh, the sun is so bright today, it's a good time to travel into the mountains." ”

"I see," the knight turned to look at the man and woman to his left, "no wonder there are so many." ”

“…… Today at all, there is no sun. The golden balance looked faintly at the overcast sky.

"Little Gold, you're still too young! You haven't understood the high-end rhetorical device of borrowing scenery to lyricism? Lin Qing's smile was full of sunshine, as if to illuminate all the shadows, "I say this to express my sunny mood!" ”

"Lyricism and expression, not rhetoric." The golden libra was expressionless, "And, no, that's how it works." ”

The knight looked at Lin Qing, who was silently covering his face, sighed, and said to the golden libra with a smile that seemed like a victor: "It's really worthy of the golden libra, come on, come on, give you a lollipop." ”

"Lollipop...... Black? Golden Libra's face was full of doubt, "The one above, like, fried egg?" ”

"Puff - cough cough, huhu ......" Lin Qing, who was covering his face on the side, made a strange sound, shaking all over his body, "Silly, right?" How dare you carry a lollipop with you? Even with your kind of goods, you dare to rob me of a little gold? ”

"Huh? Little Gold, you seem to be a little upset? Okay, okay, that tease doesn't have sugar, but I do. Lin Qing said and raced a lollipop into the hand of the golden Libra, and then looked out the window, "Uh--it's time to get off the station, let's get ready to get off." ”

An hour later, snow began to fall in the normally gloomy sky.

Lin Qing, who was climbing a rock in an inaccessible place, whistled: "It's really a white Christmas, I don't know why my temperament suddenly got better-well, well, I have to speed up, it will be very troublesome when it gets wet, right?" ”

"You're going to have to speed up." The knight crouched on the cliff and shouted downward, "I suddenly feel that you are a burden to come, and if you really meet a wild monster, you can only fight soy sauce?" It's not impossible that you just took the bento and walked away without even putting on the soy sauce. Seriously, what the hell are you here to make a fuss about......"

The golden libra standing on the edge of the cliff opened his mouth, then thought about it for a while, and seemed to be reluctant to shout out loud, so he jumped down decisively, and when he came to Lin Qing's side, he asked in a low voice: "Lin Qing is really an NPC?" ”

"Huh? Haha, little gold, you are so smart, I didn't expect to guess it a long time ago, hahaha. The corners of Lin Qing's mouth twitched, looking at the figure of the golden balance nodding and silently teleporting up, and whispered, "Although I know that Xiao Jin may guess, I haven't taken any precautions before...... All in all, is it safe for the time being until the little gold level 25...... Ah, what a hassle - this state. Before the real plan is implemented, let's support the plan to order the world game......"

"Speaking of which, that GM is really in the brain...... It's now a closed beta expansion pack...... Generally, this kind of thing is done after the official operation. Or maybe I've been cheated by my knight brother? It's been more than an hour in the mountains, don't say any demonic creatures, I haven't even seen an ordinary squirrel......"

When Lin Qing was muttering and complaining, a strange sound suddenly came from the right......

"Uh-well, okay, can I be a?" Lin Qing turned his head, and his whole face was distorted instantly, "Isn't it okay for me to take back the preface?" I don't even want to see some kind of unlucky thing like a normal squirrel, a demonic creature, or something -- so can I get this thing to where it needs to go? Ahhh ”

I saw that on the cliff on Lin Qing's right, a goat with knotted muscles and red eyes rushed straight to this side, well, perpendicular to the cliff, that is, parallel to the ground, rushing towards Lin Qing step by step, although the slightly open mouth did not show its fangs, but the mouth was spewing black gas and sparks, no matter how you look at it, it is not a friendly herbivore......

Lin Qing's arm exerted force, his whole body broke away from the cliff, and in the process of his body rising for a short time, his right foot found a crack, and when he stepped on it again, his body curled up, and the whole person's position came to the top of the goat.

"Ahh Fighting on the front line, jumping up and down like a monkey, risking your life at any time or something, this kind of behavior is not in line with my setting at all. Well, whoever you want, bless me, just don't let this unlucky thing blow itself up. ”

Thinking like this, Lin Qing stepped on the goat's body - but somehow it fell in, and several flesh-colored tentacles stretched out from the goat's body and wrapped around Lin Qing's legs like vines......

"Well, it doesn't seem like it's an animal protection theme like animals rebelling against humans, Brother Lin Qing." The knight had already taken out a bag of melon seeds and watched the show while eating, "You guessed it wrong, it looks more like an invasion of otherworldly creatures." ”

"This-this-this-this......" Lin Qing was about to complain back, but he was carried by the goat and galloped all the way and trembled up and down, unable to say a complete sentence, except for one sentence-"Help!" Yes! Yes! ”

Therefore, when the ancients created language, most of them took a lot of pains, such as "Help! This kind of necessary line, unless you encounter the helpless situation of your mouth being blocked, whether you fall into the water, or jump off a building, or stumble on a roller coaster, you can basically shout a few notes so that others can understand......

"Hmm......" Lin Qing's shout stopped abruptly, it turned out that in the process of running, the goat would crack the rocks with every foot, and small stones flew all over the sky - as a result, one of them hit Lin Qing's cheeks, and then bleed......

"Oh! This visual effect is very good! The knight smiled at the pillar of blood, illuminated by the somewhat gray light, and against the background of the flying snowflakes, leaving scarlet marks on the stone cliffs and flying gravel of the white forest, "Seriously, you know what? Now that gives people a kind of -- how do you say that? What a bewitching beauty. ”

"Demon - Yan your brother-in-law!" The former goat, which no longer knew what to call it, suddenly had a brain twitch - if it was still thinking with its head, in short, somehow managed to do it, the thing suddenly jumped out of the stone wall...... Thanks to this, Lin Qing didn't let the knight continue to taunt like this, and he had no power to fight back.

But the problem is that because of this, our classmate Lin Qing seems to be dying soon......

"Ouch, huh?" Lin Qing's expression when he fell down with the goat--it was not ordinary surprise or fear, and certainly not a calm sigh of life or something--because of the credit of the stone just now, Lin Qing's cheeks were now leaking, and the flesh on his face was shaking like a rag being washed, and there was no expression at all......

"Damn, what is this! You don't have to kill yourself like this, do you? Brother Tentacle Goat? Since there was no way to speak, Lin Qing at this time had to complain in his heart, "I think whether it is Brother Goat or Brother Tentacle, there is still a future, right?" The future is bright, huh? There's no need to just fight with me, right?

"Hey, hey, hey...... Just now I thought you wouldn't kill yourself before you chose to complain to the knight and play treasure, you know, just hang up, I will definitely confess my heart to Xiao Jin! Tell her that the reason why I'm acting like this isn't because the girl I like happens to be Lori, but because I'm Loricon! Well? Isn't there something wrong? Faced with a desperate situation where there was nothing to be done, Lin Qing gave up superfluous thinking and liberated his thinking - but he was still a pretending to be calm......

Falling from a great height is a novel experience, and some say it feels like flying, and while no one has actually flown it, it's clear that this isn't true. First of all, this is usually a free-fall motion with increasing speed - flying is a level flight except for take-off and landing, right?

In addition, because it is accelerating the fall, the mess in this person's body may squeeze up relative to him due to the effect of inertia - well, in fact, it is generally in a head-down state at this time, so this person is likely to have symptoms of insufficient blood supply to the brain, and it is possible to feel dizzy or even lose consciousness.

However, Lin Qing's situation was a little different, because he was originally stepping on the body of the former goat, and then he fell off like this, so he was always in a head-up state. At this time, the feeling was basically similar to bungee jumping, the difference was that Lin Qing did not have deliberately reassuring protective measures - he clearly knew that he was going to kneel......

But he didn't feel fear or anything else this time—not because he was so bold or mentally ill, but because the wound on his face was bleeding like a fountain. At this moment, he not only felt dizzy, nauseous, unconscious, but also had chills all over his body, his limbs were stiff, and he was basically half dead.

At this time, Lin Qing lost consciousness. It's a contingency action made by the brain. What is the significance of such a measure? Maybe it's just that the brain doesn't want his soul to feel too much pain before leaving the body......

Five minutes later, before Lin Qing opened his eyes. He somehow regained consciousness, feeling warm all over his body, and the place he was in was soft and comfortable, and he felt more reassuring and warm than he had ever felt - at least for as long as he could remember.

"I'm going to hang up? Players invade reality, what a good setting this is, even if someone wrote such a thing in advance before you sent the book, even if it was written that not only the results but also the content collapsed so much that I don't know where it went, this brain hole itself is still commendable...... Forget it, what's next? The Underworld? Crossing the chapter? Rebirth? Wake up from a dream and end up in a bad story? ”

Lin Qing opened his eyes, and all he could think about in his mind were these messy things with unknown meaning......

"Uh-" Lin Qing opened his eyes and saw the golden scale's lowered face, with a black hair ornament with white edges on his head, and long golden hair fluttering in the wind, the golden balance was still expressionless like most of the time, but somehow Lin Qing felt a different kind of tenderness, "What's the situation?" I crossed over into Little Gold and - the boy of the knight of the fool! This is absolutely unbearable! ”

The knight sitting on the side and Lin Qing, who turned his head, looked at each other for a while, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably again: "I said, Brother Lin Qing...... It may seem silly to say that to an NPC, but I have to say - what do you have on your mind all day......"

"Oh, I'm still alive......" Lin Qing sat up, glanced around, paused for a moment, nodded, and then seemed to suddenly remember something, "I'm still alive - if I'm still alive, that is to say, ......"

"Little Gold just gave me a knee pillow! That's great! So impressed! Sure enough, little gold, you are still interesting to me! You secretly did such a shameful thing to me while I was asleep! ”

"So...... Your brain circuits are really incomprehensible...... What the hell are you thinking......"

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By the way, this book is hitting the streets anyway...... There is no need to be too stable in future updates...... Kavenka has been terrible lately...... If there are still a few readers who are interested in this book, it is better to save a month's updates and read them together than to chase chapter by chapter, isn't it...... Well, if you're still upset -- then all I can say is I'm sorry......

Well, as the poor Dao who read the first four online texts are all eunuchs, I deeply understand the feelings of the readers of the eunuch book - even if the writing is not very good, the eunuch is very unhappy, so this book will not be a eunuch - it should be......