"Sir, do you know your friend's name?" got off the plane and got out of the airport in Manchester, I don't know if it was because of the dizziness of a long flight or because I couldn't find anyone, anyway, Xiao Yu was lost; Uncle Huo said he was going to pick up his friend, where is it? How do I contact him? What about collective partnership teasing me? The worst thing is that the mobile phone can't receive a signal at all, and it has become a waste product.

"I don't know his name, do you speak Chinese here?" is the so-called looking for the police if there is something, although Xiao Yu's English is very poor, but when he saw the POLICE sign, he seemed to have found the organization, and after comparing with the eldest brother on duty for a long time, he finally found his motherland Huaxia on the map, and the other party immediately understood and found another policeman.

"I'm the best Chinese speaker here, and since you can't find your friend, and you don't know his name and contact information, you can only tell me, where are you going? I can send you there. Looking at the uncle in front of him, Xiao Yu felt that this must be a very cute person, with a dense beard, extremely messy, a faint smell of wine in his mouth, and his face was also chubby, which was very interesting.

"I'm going to Old Trafford, you know?" Old Trafford is naturally the home of Manchester United and a mecca in the hearts of Manchesters.

"Old Trafford, you say? If there is no mistake in the translation of Chinese, OldTrafford? The policeman's cloudy eyes suddenly widened, as if he had heard a big secret.

"It sounds like that, it's supposed to be what you said, 'Tara ......' it's a stadium anyway." I don't know if there should be such a thing as selling cuteness, anyway, the police uncle was conquered by Xiao Yu's stupidity in an instant.

"That's right! I'm a Manchester United fan! You won't be mistaken, are you going to visit? Huaxia lad. "In the UK, when it comes to football, it's always a lot of talking, and it's always close to each other. The police uncle felt that the Chinese young man in front of him looked very kind.

'No, I just moved to Manchester United and I'm a player. In the surprised eyes of the police uncle, Xiao Yu expressed his identity.

"Impossible! Although I haven't been paying attention to transfer information lately. But it's impossible for a Chinese player to come to Manchester United with such a big news that doesn't attract attention, boy, are you lying? "Obviously the uncle is a little bit distrustful, Manchester United is his favourite team. Transferring a Chinese boy? Is this an international joke?

"It's true, I'll show you my report letter and my player credentials." After saying that, he went straight out of the house, but fortunately Britain is not full of scammers.

"I believe in you! Oh, my God! Is this actually true? Let me see, your name is Xiao Yu! House! You're such a lucky guy. Oh yes, my name is John. After reading all the documents handed over by the teenager, Uncle John jumped up with excitement, and saw a young Manchester United player at the airport, which was very worthy of cheering.

"Okay, Uncle John, trust me now, can you take me to the club? I'm going to report in. ”

"No problem, let's go now, Yu. You wait here for a while, and I'll go talk to the inside. ”

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Manchester's architectural style is very distinctive, unlike the blind pursuit of ornate and tall in China; The buildings here can be summed up in one word, inheritance, listen to Uncle John, the longer the history of the building, the higher the value, some look dilapidated and old, but full of cultural charm. Sure enough, Manchester's architecture is like a man, the older you get, the more flavorful it gets.

The second thing that makes Xiao Yu feel strange is that it is the second largest city in the UK. There are very few people here, of course, this is also a comparison, compared to the tens of millions of people in the cities of China, this side is indeed very small.

In a police car, you can get in a police car on your first day in the UK. Xiao Yu regarded this as a great honor.

"Yu, you know? This is the second time in this year's transfer window that a new member of Manchester United has been sent out in a police car, and guess who the first one is? "Uncle John is very talkative, I chatted with Xiao Yu very happily along the way, Xiao Yu is lucky, he should be lonely in a foreign country, but when he came, he met Uncle John who can speak Chinese.

"I don't know, I haven't been paying attention to Manchester United's transfers for a while." Xiao Yu is very honest, some time ago he was either practicing football, or enjoying the two-person world with Yu Ting, where did he have time to pay attention to the "miscellaneous matters" of Manchester United's transfer.

"It's your club, but I'll tell you, you would never have imagined the first player to be pulled into Manchester United by a police car, and to be honest, I almost fainted when I heard that this player was coming." Uncle John seems to have a lot of ideas about this first place, because Uncle John is laughing all the time, and the smile is weird.

"Uncle John, I'm a little itchy when you say this, tell me quickly, which star is transferring with me, a big name?" Xiao Yu was a little anxious, Uncle John's weird smile made people think, could it be Cristiano returning to Manchester United? However, isn't Ronaldo ready to retire? He is 36 years old this year, and he has long reached the age when professional footballers should rest.

"Let me tell you what he did first, so that it feels more immersive." Uncle John is definitely a storyteller, and such a talent should go to China to talk about cross talk! Xiao Yu thought with some dissatisfaction.

"That night, when he got off the plane, he had already drunk too much, and it is said that he drank eight bottles of red wine in front of the dark sky alone on the plane, hahahaha!" Speaking of this, Uncle John laughed himself, Xiao Yu squinted at the former, and said secretly: Is this funny? Aren't the British all so boring.

But Uncle John didn't pay attention to Xiao Yu's dissatisfaction at all, and continued to say happily: "So he made trouble at the airport, fortunately he also did some things like lifting girls' skirts and snatching children's lollipops, until we put him in the police car with a wry smile and pressed him back to the club, I still remember what he said before getting off the police car...... I'm a genius, the king of Manchester United! Hahaha! ”

From beginning to end, Xiao Yu didn't think Uncle John's narrative was funny at all, but Uncle John himself, the more he talked, the happier he became.

"You guessed it, he's Mario Balotelli! Tremble, Yu~" Uncle John glanced at Xiao Yu next to him, and saw that the latter was shocked by this, and laughed.

"! Balotelli? Ba God? He's coming to Manchester United!? "O gods! O earth! O Virgin Mary! Ba Shen comes to Manchester United!? The reason for such surprise is not because of how strong Balotelli is, but because of Ba Shen's famous brain, which should be a high-end human brain that can spin.

Legend has it that this is a player with a hole in his brain, and all kinds of things make people laugh. There have been stories such as when he went to a meeting alone, thinking about life in a forbidden area.

What do United want him to do? This is really something to ponder; Mourinho is in charge of the whip, a madman plus a psychopath, plus a Xiao Yu with a somewhat magical personality. What kind of club will Manchester United develop?

In a pleasant exchange with Uncle John, the two finally came to Old Trafford, the home of Manchester United; Saying goodbye to John, the old man who was guarding the door at the door didn't pay attention to him, and Xiao Yu walked directly into the passage.

Xiao Yu decided not to report first. Because he suddenly discovered that the Old Trafford stadium was more attractive than anything else.

Before I saw the green field, I was shocked by the rows of honors on the wall, Manchester United really lived up to its name, this road of honor that anyone can see, from shallow to deep, is full of photos and awards.

I saw stars such as George Best, David Beckham, Eric Cantona, and Sters, as well as Ryan Giggs, who is now an assistant coach in the team; Finally, in many photos, I saw a legend who smiled very kindly. Sir Alex Ferguson.

Filled with deep respect! Maybe it's not very luxurious, there is no handsome appearance, and there is no beautiful wallpaper, but this simple framing is shocking.

Walking out of the passage, there is green turf outside, and every time I see the green and red Old Trafford stadium on TV, today I can finally get my wish and see its true face.

It's not as beautiful as you imagined, just like the British style of architecture. It may seem commonplace, but no one can ignore it, because it's Old Trafford! That represents everything.

Now it's time to trim the grass, on the pitch. Busy people are shuttling in the sunshine, they are meticulous and conscientious, trying to show the most beautiful side to the players and fans, and pay tribute to them!

Midweek is a Carabao Cup game and today happens to be Tuesday. That is, tomorrow, Manchester United will welcome guests at home, but Xiao Yu knows that he will not be able to play, after all, he has not officially joined the team.

Thinking that he still had something to deal with to report, Xiao Yu looked at the time on his phone, and if he didn't go to the club, his colleagues would probably get off work.

Standing at the bottom of the office building, Xiao Yu's mood was incomparably bad, he had just chatted with Uncle John very happily, and once thought that this place was the same as Huaxia, but he suddenly remembered when he stood here, this is the United Kingdom, and the blondes and blue-eyed people who passed by are all foreigners, and they have gone upstairs, how should they communicate? It's embarrassing.

When he was hesitating, the savior came, it was Catherine, who had met in Huaxia, and there was a little ambiguity between her and Xiao Yu, of course, this was just Xiao Yu's own opinion.

"Xiao Yu!? How do you stand at the door and not go in? Catherine's Chinese is quite standard, Xiao Yu is really lucky, he met Uncle John at the airport, and he met Catherine here, otherwise with Xiao Yu's half-baked English level, it must be difficult to move an inch in the UK.

"I'm not waiting for you, hehe, take me up." I don't know why, maybe it's the locals, when I came to the UK, the first thing I said to a woman was so natural, if I could have such a relaxed ridicule when facing Yu Ting in Huaxia, Yu Ting might have fallen a long time ago.

"Little villain, are you kidding me? Okay, come up with me, where's your agent? You don't speak English, what will you do? It's better to find a broker. While walking, Catherine looked at Xiao Yu, this little guy is very interesting, he is not familiar with life, and it is so difficult to communicate, but he can actually find a club.

"I want to too, there was one, but it seems to have been messed up." I remembered the friend Uncle Huo said, he wouldn't still be waiting for him at the airport, right? Sins, sins, sins.

On the other side, outside Manchester Airport, a man wearing sunglasses sneezed, he held a sign, but unfortunately, he spoke Chinese very well, but there is a considerable obstacle in the attainment of Chinese characters, and the crooked word "Xiao Yu" on the sign looks like Indian characters, no wonder Xiao Yu didn't notice this guy at all.

After waiting for a full two hours, I also inquired everywhere, but I didn't see Xiao Yu walking out of the airport as Huo Yongchao said, and the man in sunglasses was already going crazy.

And here, with the help of Catherine, the final signing was finally completed, Mourinho said, Xiao Yu does not need to do messy trials and other things, directly to the team, training with other players, and will train for the first time next Monday, because this week Mu Shuai is going to compete in the League Cup and the Premier League, which is relatively busy.

"Then Xiao Yu, where are you going to live? There are no dormitories in the team right now, so you have to find a place to live outside, but the team will reimburse you for the accommodation. Xiao Yu found that Catherine is definitely not as simple as a scout, because everywhere she goes, in addition to appreciation, others look at her with feelings such as admiration, awe, etc., which should not be the eyes that a beautiful scout can enjoy.

"I don't know, why don't you help me find it, Sister Catherine." Xiao Yu is really enlightened, in the environment of Great Britain, he first learned to be coquettish.

"It's really unbearable for you to be like this, can you have a normal tone? Why don't you stay with me first? Catherine's face was actually flushed, and I have to say that as a coquettish man, Xiao Yu felt quite proud.

"What! Staying with you? Oh, my God? I will make mistakes! Xiao Yu felt that the blood qi in his body was tumbling violently, what does Catherine mean by this? Is this what is called backward thrust?

“OMG！ You think too much, I just want to say, there is a neurotic living near my house, so I decided to move out of there, empty is also empty, you just live first, and after I find a new place, I will move away, but during this time, you and I are still living in a two-person world~" At first, Catherine was still thinking about explaining, and suddenly found that Xiao Yu was actually a chick, hum? So Catherine began to tease Xiao Yu, and the latter really behaved very badly.

"I... I was wrong, let's go home. In a hurry, Xiao Yu's words sounded more ambiguous and more suspicious, but unfortunately all the people present were British, and they couldn't listen to Chinese, otherwise they would definitely be surprised to jump on the spot.

Rumble! Catherine's car is very powerful, low-key and cold black, noble car appearance, this is Bentley, a romantic brand, acceleration is fast, Xiao Yu, who can't drive, can feel the unusualness of this car, that kind of nervous push back feeling, very enjoyable, good car!

Unfortunately, the journey from the club to her house was not romantic, only a few hundred meters away, plus a small turn, in front of a row of small estates, the car stopped, turned off, opened the door, and Catherine walked out first.

"Here we are." OMG！ This is the first sentence of English that Xiao Yu learned when he came to the UK, such a distance, walking for more than ten minutes at most, is it necessary to drive a Bentley, what to pretend to be 13?

But it's worth the trip, the small estate is so beautiful, Manchester has a small population, so the living place is also very open, and the rows of plants and small flower paths in the manor build a dream garden.

A small two-story villa in front of it, crawling with branches, is beautiful! It's psychedelic, but aren't there many insects like this?

"Catherine! You're back!? Just as I was appreciating, an abrupt English came from next door, and I didn't see him, but I heard his voice first, and this voice was very thick, and it sounded like a man with five big and three thick.

"The ghost is not gone, hum!" Catherine looked in the direction over there, not wanting to answer, but looked at Xiao Yu and smiled helplessly; I guess this is the mentally ill neighbor as she said, and judging from the current situation, this is probably a loyal "fan" who pursues her.

Just as he was thinking, a head suddenly popped out of the flowers and plants, Xiao Yu turned his head and looked, stunned; Isn't that the one Uncle John said he was talking about, Mario Balotelli? Ba Shen is the haunted suitor? What a poor Catherine...... (To be continued.) )