Chapter Seventy-Seven: Boss Xiao Yu
“WHOAREYOU?” Who are you? This question was quite hostile, even if Xiao Yu couldn't understand English, he felt the strong hostility on Ba Shen's body, as if Xiao Yu had robbed his girlfriend.
frowned, Xiao Yu didn't want to pay attention to this girl at all, Ba Shen is a psychopath, God knows if he will cut people down with a knife, or stay away, can't he be provoked, can't he hide?
After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Yu decided to go into the small villa, leaving Catherine alone to face this terrible suitor.
Sure enough, there was a quarrel in the yard, but what I didn't expect was that scolding in English seemed to be very interesting, although Xiao Yu couldn't understand most of the English, but the words father and mother still remembered it relatively clearly, and the scolding of the two in the yard Xiao Yu assured that there was absolutely no father and mother.
This is much more gorgeous than Huaxia's scolding techniques, in Huaxia, most people greet their families as soon as they open their mouths, and even take pride in them, Xiao Yu has never figured it out, Nima's scolding other people's families is very interesting or what? Although he himself has been scolding others like this.
Look at this posture, it will not end in a short time, looking out of the window, the two people outside are red-faced, Catherine is making a look of being too lazy to pay attention to you, and at the same time she is crackling and scolding, maybe this is the essence of women.
Turn your head to look at the villa, the layout is very fine, very tasteful, this side is not like Huaxia, there must always be a big hall at home, and even everyone is comparing, whose hall is bigger, I am afraid that the hall is too small to stand people, but often most of the time only a few people are used in solitude; The hall of this house is relatively small, with four small sofas in a semicircle, a pink blanket in front, and a fireplace in front of it.
That's right, there is actually a fireplace here, Xiao Yu has never seen this thing since he was a child, I don't know if Huaxia has it, anyway, there is no such thing in his hometown Haicheng and Yucheng. The main reason may be that Yucheng and Haicheng are both southern, and the weather is not too cold.
Manchester is different, it's still colder, as far as the weather is in January. The temperature can reach below zero at any time, and the rain can come at any time, to be honest, it's quite cold; So this fireplace is very emotional, listening to Catherine who is still arguing in the yard. If it's winter, lie on a blanket with a cup rolled up, enjoy the temperature of the fireplace, and hold a Catherine in your arms......
Football! Football! The scene that appeared in his mind made Xiao Yu almost fall, and he quickly took the football out of his bag and held it in his arms, implying that his dream was football, and the purpose of coming here could only be football; However, which is the size of Catherine's "ball" and football? Anyway, Yu Ting's "ball" is definitely not as big as football...... Thinking about it, Xiao Yu's mind went astray. If the question he was thinking about was known to Yu Ting, it was estimated that his feet might be broken.
The villa has a total of two floors, and there is a small room on the first floor, which should be a utility room, and the smell inside is very strong, mixed with the smell of the fireplace, and the smell of the coal stove, which is very nastic, Xiao Yu estimates that if you live on the first floor for half a year. He will become bacon.
"Don't go upstairs! That's my room" I don't know when, the quarrel in the courtyard has ended, Catherine entered the house, but saw Xiao Yu preparing to go upstairs. Hurry up and stop it in a hurry.
"Huh? Oh well, no, where do I stay if I don't go upstairs? It suddenly occurred to me that if the second floor was full of Catherine's room, then I would only be able to live on the first floor, and followed Catherine's gaze to the utility room that had just been criticized for a long time. Xiao Yu's face became very pale, did he really want to turn into bacon?
"Eldest sister, okay, the smell here is too terrifying." Sure enough, Catherine threw Xiao Yu's bag directly into the utility room, as if telling a pet that this is where you will live in the future, which made Xiao Yu's face turn red.
"Get clean! Don't be like Mario, lazy like a pig. Hearing the name of Ba Shen again, Xiao Yu suddenly thought of something bad, according to Ba Shen's urine nature, he scolded Catherine for a long time and then stopped drumming? Probably not, Xiao Yu feels that Ba Shen is definitely not a person who is easy to fool.
"Pounce!" A low sound in the courtyard startled the two of them, and they hurriedly went out to take a look, and there was a person lying on their stomachs outside.
Xiao Yu showed such an expression, Ba Shen is worthy of being Ba God, he doesn't go through the gate, he just wants to climb the wall, and the main wall climb must be premeditated and planned, looking at the branches and flowers all over his body, it's really embarrassing for him.
"Mario! What are you doing!? Catherine had an urge to go crazy, covering her face with her hands, and her feet kept stacking on the ground, Xiao Yu thought to himself, these two are really crazy, and things are like each other.
Shaking his head, deciding that no matter the two of them, it must be another quarrel, or think about how to clean up his own nest in the future, Xiao Yu looked at everything in the utility room with distress, and the sky will descend on the people!
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"Xiao Yu, let's get it done, let's go out to eat." In a blink of an eye, an afternoon has passed, utility room, no! It should be Xiao Yu's bedroom that has finally been figured out, looking at everything new, he is relaxed and happy.
However, it is worth mentioning that in the process of working in the afternoon, Ba Shen actually took the initiative to come over to help, and also proposed to get all the sundries that were originally in the room to his house; And Catherine, looking at these, actually smiled weirdly, could it be that Catherine accepted the god of Ba? Oh, my God! At that time, Xiao Yu's heart was broken, and he couldn't believe it when he was killed, so the two of them quarreled together.
But helplessly, there is a language barrier between him and Ba Shen, so he can only communicate with simple movements and smiles, and for a whole afternoon, Ba Shen is in Xiao Yu's smile, completing all the work, and doing it happily, just like pleasing his brother-in-law, wait a minute! Brother-in-law? Looking at Catherine's weird smile, Xiao Yu secretly doubted his conjecture.
Sitting in Catherine's Bentley again, Ba Shen also got into the car, he was still very generous and atmospheric when facing Catherine, but when facing Xiao Yu, he always looked very twisted, like a mouse meeting a cat.
"Catherine, why do I think Ba Shen is a little strange?" From the rear mirror of the car, Xiao Yu frowned and observed Ba Shen's every move, secretly wondering if this girl was sick again?
"No, hasn't he been chattering like this all the time?" It can be seen that Catherine is holding back a smile, Xiao Yu feels very strange, but he doesn't know how to continue asking, but he is surprised by Catherine's Chinese, Catherine is really Huaxiatong. She would use the word "god babbling".
Red Hot Chili Peppers!? On the streets of Manchester, where Catherine's Bentley stopped; The name of this meal is actually Huaxia, it's called red pepper! Oh, my God! Xiao Yu looked at this and cleared all the doubts about Catherine and Ba Shen in his heart.
Chinese characters appeared in foreign lands. Xiao Yu always felt pride and pride, and then looked at the crowds of people in the Red Pepper Restaurant, and he was even more excited.
Catherine is really a good girl with a delicate mind, drinking wine, Xiao Yu found that Catherine is really very beautiful; Arrived in the UK on the first day. The first day I ate in England and the first day I saw so many Englishmen, but I have to say that in any place, put Catherine in it, she was the most conspicuous one.
Elegant, noble, smiling, she is intoxicating during the meal, at this moment, Xiao Yu can't find from Catherine what she looks like when she quarrels at home, her gestures are so natural and beautiful, but. All this feeling comes from Xiao Yu's drunkenness, after all, foreign wine is different from Huaxia liquor, the former tastes extremely strong, and the latter is the stamina of accumulation.
"I downloaded a mobile app, which is a software for communicating in English and Chinese, and I know you don't speak English, so we use this to chat." Ba Shen may have drunk too much, his face was dark and red, and he looked like a monster, of course. That's why Catherine is so quiet in this restaurant; When the surrounding diners saw the appearance of Ba Shen, who would dare to talk to Catherine?
"Huh?" I didn't understand it at all, Xiao Yu, who was holding the wine bottle, saw Ba Shen squirming and handing over the phone, and was secretly guessing what the hell this was? Restricted small movies?
The screen of the phone is huge. I don't know what the brand is, but the content above is clear at a glance, the top line is a string of English, and the bottom is a string of Chinese, if you don't guess wrong, this should be an English to Chinese software; Creak? It's a fun way to communicate! Xiao Yu looked at the Ba Shen who was frowning next to him. I thought this girl's brain wasn't too stupid.
Ba Shen: Mr. Xiao, Catherine has already told me, you are his own brother in Huaxia, she told me today, only if she is good to you, so good that she can not be better, she will give me the opportunity to pursue her, I have decided, I heard that you are also at Manchester United, and I will cover you as a genius in the future! Don't worry, you're my brother too.
After reading this passage under the attention of Ba Shen absentmindedly licking his fork, Xiao Yu felt that his head had been occupied by cold sweat, and he deserved to be Ba Shen!
Xiao Yu replied: Starling! I'm not her brother, you don't have to be nice to me, I just want to play well, please.
Ba Shen: How is that possible? Catherine told me that you were her brother's.
Xiao Yu: Think about it, Catherine is British, I am Chinese, how can I be a brother and sister?
Ba God: I see! I also have a cousin in Huaxia, and she always says that she doesn't know me, so it seems that this is a Chinese custom, right? Hey, brother.
Xiao Yu: Get out of here! I don't want to see you, and! Don't call me brother, my name is Xiao Yu!
Ba Shen: Boss, I was wrong! Shall I call you Boss Xiao Yu? The main Catherine is so beautiful, for the first time I am so moved by a girl, I can't help it, don't let me leave her!
Xiao Yu: ......
Xiao Yu felt that he couldn't communicate with Ba Shen at all, his thoughts were really different from ordinary people, so difficult! Just as the so-called house leak happened to rain overnight, just when Xiao Yu was thinking that he could stay away from Ba Shen after eating quickly, Catherine spoke: "Two tenants, you have a good communication." ”
The moment he heard this, Xiao Yu almost fainted. Two guests? Finally knew why Ba Shen said that he could move the sundries to his rented house, and this guy also became Catherine's tenant, and the most important thing is that he and Ba Shen want to live in the same room!
Oh my god!? Living in the same room as Ba Shen, this is going crazy, Xiao Yu feels that he can't wait for the day when he becomes famous, and it is estimated that he will soon be arrested and sent to a mental hospital.
"I protest! Resolutely opposed, I want to live by myself! Xiao Yu was so angry that he put the wine bottle on the table and pouted to show Catherine, but the coquettish who had been invincible did not get Catherine's approval.
"The protest is invalid, Mario is paying the rent, and you are living for nothing, but for the sake of you making the room so tidy today, your breakfast, lunch and dinner will all be solved in the future, but the person who is responsible is Mario." Catherine ate lightly, drank some wine, and the imprint on her face was also a faint flush, which was even more beautiful, and her words seemed to be understood by Ba Shen, who cooperated to make a scissorhand pose.
Fainting, is scissorhands also popular in the UK? Xiao Yu was very worried about the future of living with Ba Shen, but then he thought that three meals a day were contracted, and his mood became much better; How did you suddenly find out that Ba Shen pursued Catherine, and the poor man actually became Ba Shen?
Back at home, this small villa does not lose its demeanor at night, the lights are bright, and the flowers and plants in the yard are also dancing with the lights; This situation made Xiao Yu, who had drunk wine, feel very comfortable, originally thought that he would suffer the loneliness of being alone when he came to the UK, but at this moment he met two "good friends" in another country, and he had a place to live with each other, not to mention that the place to live is so fascinating, it is all worth it! Because he still has the football in his arms.
There is a small bathroom on the first floor of the villa, which makes Ba Shen very uncomfortable, but in order to pursue Catherine, he endured it, but Xiao Yu felt that this bathroom was simply a little perfect, although the sparrow was small, the British bathroom was different from the toilet that Huaxia said, and the bathroom here was dedicated to bathing, so there would be a lot of things that Xiao Yu didn't expect on the facilities.
For example, the electric back polishing machine, as long as you press a button, it will move by itself, what Xiao Yu has to do is to hand over his back and enjoy it; Another example is the humidifier, which is the same as a wet sauna, pressing it down, and spewing out a string of gases, making the whole bathroom foggy......
In this way, Xiao Yu played in it for almost an hour...... After he went out satisfied, he found that there was a bunk bed in his room, Ba Shen was very sensible, and left the lower bunk for Xiao Yu's boss, and he tidied up the cover on the upper bunk, which was bright and blind; Seeing Xiao Yu coming, Ba Shen grinned.
"Boss!" Although this word is a little distorted, Xiao Yu knows that this must be the Chinese that Ba Shen learned from Catherine just now, and he actually called himself the boss? If he was called the boss by other stars, it is estimated that Xiao Yu would have jumped up with excitement, but if this star is a god of Ba, it is really worth thinking about.
"Yu Ting!" 11 o'clock in the evening in Manchester is 7 o'clock in the morning in China, and there is an 8-hour time difference between the two places, so Xiao Yu, who is in high spirits, is facing a beautiful girl who has just been woken up; Yu Ting rubbed her eyes, and in the phone, Xiao Yu had a slightly apologetic expression.
"What's the matter with your phone! I can't get through it! I've been there for so long and I don't know how much to give a message, do you know how many people here are worried about you? Yu Ting, who reacted, scolded directly; It's been dozens of hours since I went to the UK, and the phone can't get through, there's no news, it's like I'm missing, how can people not worry?
"I was wrong, I didn't mean to, it's just that the phone can't receive a signal here, I'll go get a global calling card tomorrow, Yu Ting don't be angry." Xiao Yu said softly into the phone; In the mobile phone video, the beauty's slightly scattered hair, the blameful tone, and Yu Ting's eyes pretending to be angry.
It's very warm, it's this kind of faint blame and understanding, Xiao Yu feels very happy, and it wasn't until this moment that he understood that some people worry about themselves, some people tolerate themselves, and at the same time, some people restrain themselves, this is the simplest happiness and happiness.
After chatting for a long time, the two of them are like they haven't seen each other for a long time, at this moment, Europe is the easiest topic, the two of them have come here one after the other, Yu Ting left a regret, and Xiao Yu, what kind of story will develop here?
Seeing Xiao Yu's boss chatting so happily, Ba Shen's childlike innocence came up again, he sneaked behind Xiao Yu like a thief, slowly revealing his head, and then saw the beautiful girl in Xiao Yu's mobile phone screen, thinking that he was worthy of being the boss, the girls around him were so good, so far, he believed that Catherine was Xiao Yu's sister even more, because he felt that Xiao Yu and Yu Ting's gentle tone when chatting were all from the past, he understood! (To be continued.) )