Yuan Dongshuai returned home, opened his computer, opened the browser, and found the homepage of Turpan Huozhou Middle School. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Welcome to Turpan Huozhou Middle School!" A large barrage flashed, and in an instant, a poster that occupied the entire screen appeared in front of Yuan Dongshuai's eyes.

Seeing this poster, Yuan Dongshuai's face turned green, and he immediately stood up with a slap on the table, yelling: "I'm so angry!" Totally insulting to me! ”

Yuan Dongshuai's big movement naturally alarmed Ayiguli in the kitchen, Ayiguli turned off the fire on the stove, walked to the living room, and asked Yuan Xi: "Dongshuai, what's wrong?" ”

Yuan Xiti smiled and said, "Let's cook your food, the stinky boy has been stimulated a little, and it is estimated that he will recover soon." ”

Ayiguli hesitantly returned to the kitchen, muttering, "Get more beef!" The son was angry, and his appetite was very good! ”

When Ayiguli returned to the kitchen, Yuan Dongshuai had already calmed down, he not only calmed down, but also began to use his brain, and smiled viciously: "Huozhou Middle School!" You dare to provoke my old handsome, wait for my revenge! My handsome man is a wicked boy who will be avenged! ”

Yuan Dongshuai thought so, and immediately started to set up a chat group called No. 1 Middle School Poster Base Camp on the chat software.

Bang Bang Bang! There was a sound of mouse pressing, and there were immediately three more people in the chat group, they were Zhou Yu, Zhou Yutong and Bi Jing!

"Handsome maniac! Crazy again? In the dialog box, Bi Jing said.

"You're just going crazy! The coach gave me a task to make a poster for No. 1 Middle School to create momentum for the first game of the Xinjiang High School League! Yuan Dongshuai immediately lifted out Yuan Xiti and asked everyone to face up to this matter.

"Make a poster! I'm good at it! Zhou Yu took the initiative to ask.

Yuan Dongshuai ignored the future brother-in-law: "Go aside!" You are not from the school team, you can only be a staff officer, and it is me, Yutong and Bi Jing who really make the poster! Rain Hitomi, are you there? ”

"Yes! How long does it take for us to make a poster? Zhou Yutong asked a key question.

"A week's time, by next Thursday, we're going to hand over the poster to the coach, there's plenty of time, right?" Yuan Dongshuai had no experience in making posters, and asked uncertainly.

"So much time! We can make a good one! Zhou Yu scrambled to speak.

"Whether it's a boutique or not, I don't care! But it has to be sharp! Yuan Dongshuai said viciously, and by the way, he also posted the website of Huozhou Middle School to the chat group.

The chat group was quiet for three minutes, and then Bi Jing sent a voice message: "Hehehe! Handsome madman, no wonder you are so abnormal, it turns out that you have been insulted by others! Don't worry, I'll definitely come up with a sharp idea to teach you a lesson from Huozhou Middle School! ”

Zhou Yu sent a message quite sympathetically: "Brother, hold back, you must hold back!" Although the image of a dog eating is not good, it has finally given you a mosaic, and people who don't know the inside story must not know that that person is you. ”

Zhou Yutong agreed: "The despicable have the pass of the despicable, handsome madman, we can't compete with Huozhou Middle School for being despicable, if we want to make a poster, we must make a majestic poster, with a broad bearing, to win the respect of everyone." ”

Yuan Dongshuai was not carried away by anger, and he listened to Zhou Yutong's words very much, although he was annoyed by the despicable behavior of Huozhou Middle School, after hesitating for a long time, he still replied rationally: "Okay! We are going to make a majestic poster and crush Huozhou Middle School with generosity! ”

Between the lines, Yuan Dongshuai's anger was vividly expressed, and Zhou Yu sent an emoji to express comfort.

Yuan Dongshuai sent out a bloody dagger.

Bi Jing joked: "Handsome madman, are you trying to kill us?" Don't forget, there are two beautiful women in the base camp! ”

Yuan Dongshuai said viciously: "This is my creativity!" On the poster, a bloody dagger is drawn, as well as the jersey of the punctured Huozhou Middle School, and at the end it is accompanied by the slogan: White knives in, red knives out! Slaughter the black bear! ”

The mascot of Turpan Huozhou Middle School is a cute black bear, and Yuan Dongshuai's threat to slaughter the black bear is the biggest provocation to Huozhou Middle School! Think about it, if your poster says slaughter a Taiji tiger, it is estimated that Koreans will jump to their feet in anger.

Zhou Yutong immediately objected: "It's murderous, it's very uncomfortable to see!" And put together with the poster of Huozhou Middle School, the style is not much higher, the same little family spirit, the same no grace. ”

At this time, Zhou Yu sent a message: "I have an idea! The captain of Huozhou Middle School is called Lu Fu, who is white and clean, and very girly. When we made the poster, we put Rufu on the right with a poetic background, put the handsome madman on the left, with the background of the volcanic eruption, and finally with the slogan: God of Fire vs Sauker! Crush! ”

Yuan Dongshuai was happy and let out a smug voice: "Yes, Huozhou Middle School is synonymous with Sauker!" I give full marks for this idea! ”

At this time, Bi Jing objected: "This idea is not good! The handsome madman can represent the first middle school team, but Lu Fu can't represent Huozhou Middle School, and the representative of Huozhou Middle School is their striker Liu Yu! ”

Liu Yu? Yuan Dongshuai hurriedly checked Liu Yu's information on the official website of Huozhou Middle School: he is 182 cm tall, weighs 66 kg, and is a striker. Honors: Silver Boot of Xinjiang Middle School League. Famous evaluation: In the past five years, the young genius second only to Bharati! A teenager who hopes to become a national player!

Zhou Yu also checked Liu Yu's information and sent a voice message: "Wow! The silver boot of the Xinjiang Middle School League is a powerful opponent! ”

Yuan Dongshuai said disdainfully: "I can't even compare to Bharati, and I don't deserve to be my opponent!" ”

Bi Jing sent a vomiting expression, and Zhou Yutong also sent a yawning expression.

When Yuan Dongshuai was about to explain, Zhou Yu had already changed his idea: "Since Liu Yu can represent Huozhou Middle School, then our poster will be changed like this, put Liu Yu on the right side of the poster, give him a close-up of his long legs, and then give him the background of wind and flying feathers, and still put Yuan Dongshuai on the left side of the poster, and match it with the background of the volcanic eruption, and the final slogan will be changed to this: Fire God of War VS Long-legged Oba!" ”

Bi Jing clapped her hands in agreement: "Liu Yu looks so handsome!" Really like long-legged Obaye! ”

Zhou Yutong put forward suggestions for improvement: "Change the long-legged Oba to the Flying Feather Wind God!" This fits the picture better. ”

Yuan Dongshuai didn't think much about it, and immediately voted in favor: "I agree to change it to Flying Feather Wind God!" ”

How could Zhou Yu not know Yuan Dongshuai's careful thoughts, and he didn't break it, and agreed: "Then change it to Flying Feather Wind God, I have no opinion." ”

Bi Jing said with a smile: "Don't be so rigid! Do you have to be the god of war against the god of wind? Long-legged Oba, what an apt description! ”

Bi Jing was a nymphomaniac, and Zhou Yutong couldn't help but let out a contemptuous expression.

Yuan Dongshuai immediately followed, and also sent a disdainful expression.

Zhou Yu let out a snickering expression.

Bi Jing immediately followed, and also let out a snickering expression。。。。。。

After the expression war, the four agreed on Saturday to take a photo of Yuan Dongshuai who was both handsome and domineering.

And Zhou Yu was entrusted with an important task by Yuan Dongshuai, that is, to make the background for the poster and write slogans! Become the art director of the poster!

After discussing the matter of making posters, Yuan Dongshuai stretched his waist, closed the poster base camp of No. 1 Middle School, and then opened the window to chat with Zhou Yutong.

Yuan Dongshuai asked extremely idiotically: "Yutong, I'm going to take a photo the day after tomorrow, what should I wear?" ”

On the other side of the computer, Zhou Yutong couldn't help but roll his eyes and wrote quickly: "You are the captain of the No. 1 Middle School, wear the jersey of the No. 1 Middle School and wear the captain's armband, it's fine." ”

Yuan Dongshuai continued to entangle: "But that's not handsome enough!" ”

Zhou Yutong had to patiently explain: "I will take you a set of photos when shooting, the shooting action can best show the strength and beauty of the player, and it will definitely make you look handsome and domineering!" ”

In order to get rid of Yuan Dongshuai's entanglement, Zhou Yutong then wrote: "I'm sleepy, I will return to the school team tomorrow, and we will continue to discuss the details of the shooting." ”

Yuan Dongshuai had no choice but to close the chat window stupidly, and said in his heart, I'm just a decoration, can you discuss the details of the shooting with me? Hehe, since you have a reason, you have nothing to say, and you have to discuss it carefully! (To be continued.) )

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