Chapter 24: Chickens and Ducks
Lin Darong was wearing a pair of pajamas and pajamas, a pair of flip-flops on his feet, his head drooping, and his two arms were tightly pressed by two security guards. He looked panicked, and the beads of sweat on his forehead kept dripping like rain.
It's no wonder that he has long been tormented by Luo Weixi's ambiguous relationship with the mysterious old man, and out of responsibility for his son, he really wants to know what the relationship between his son and the old man is.
But how can we know the secret between my son and the old man? Lin Darong soon found out that his son had been calling more in the past two days, and once he had a call, he either hid in the room or ran to the bathroom, and it was obvious that as long as he knew the content of the call, he could know their secret.
So, Lin Darong came up with a not-so-good idea: he quietly locked the bathroom door, and he decided to make a surprise raid on his son's next call and catch the "female" in bed.
Just like all parents who feel sorry for their children, Lin Darong regretted it after doing this: he felt that he had violated his son's **, which was definitely not what a good father did.
To Lin Darong's surprise, after he dispelled this idea, his son came to him for a showdown, saying that he would tell him the truth of the matter. It's a pity that the son didn't see him honestly, and actually said that the old man was a high man from the Song Dynasty!
Lin Darong found it difficult to accept this answer, he felt that his son not only deceived him, but also insulted his IQ, he could tolerate his son having his own secrets, but he couldn't tolerate his son opening his eyes and talking nonsense. After pouring two bottles of beer, Lin Darong decided to react: the raid is still going on! Be sure to know your son's secret!
So, after Luo Weixi unscrewed the bathroom door, Lin Darong quietly followed. When he heard a strange and red-faced man's voice coming from behind the door, he couldn't control himself anymore, and with the smell of alcohol, he pushed open the bathroom door and jumped in.
And then...... Then he went to Highbury Field in 1999 and saw two security guards demonstrating various intimate gestures......
There are no suitable words to describe Lin Darong's reaction at that time, in short, when he saw everything in front of him, he forgot to move, and the two security guards who were smashed into good things subdued him with all kinds of British kung fu almost without thinking.
Lin Darong wanted to argue, but they didn't speak the same language: one spoke Mandarin with a strong regional accent, and the other spoke English with a native London accent.
The chicken and the duck have nothing to say, and the London dialect feels that there is no need to explain, so he immediately gave the non-London dialect an unfriendly identity: a thief. Then he began to collect evidence from the crowd from house to house, preparing to take the man to the London police station.
Luckily, the first person they asked was the dressing room in Highbury.
When Luo Weixi saw that this so-called thief was Lin Darong, he was almost stupid, and subconsciously shouted, "Dad, why are you here".
Lin Darong didn't even react at all, but the two security guards were called soft, and kept speculating about the relationship between the two.
The rest of the locker room was just as confused, wondering how the team doctor could call someone his age Daddy.
At this time, Luo Weixi reacted that his current identity is Arsenal's team doctor Luo Wei, and he also speaks his native English, whether it is appearance, language or accent, it has nothing to do with Luo Weixi, no wonder Lin Darong did not react. Anyway, we have to find a way to get my dad out first, Luo Weixi thought.
It was easy for Luo Weixi to tell a lie, and it only took him ten seconds to come up with an excuse, and he said to the security guards: "Two brave security guards, I admire your courage in catching the thief." But unfortunately, you caught the wrong one, I know this person, he came to me. ”
"You know? Do you know this Korean? Japanese? "The security guard was a little incredulous.
"It's Chinese." Luo Weixi politely corrected the mistake of the security guard.
As soon as the people watching the excitement heard that the thief was known to the team doctor, their interest was greatly reduced, and they suddenly dispersed, and only Luo Weixi's father and son and a pair of security guards were left at the door of the locker room. The security guard still didn't give up, he didn't want his credit to be lost in two sentences from Luo Weixi
"You know him, but he doesn't seem to know you, you see he hasn't reacted all the time." A security guard questioned.
"A beautiful misunderstanding, my sir, and here's the thing." "He was an orphan adopted by my father in China – in fact, I only found out about this adopted son in the past few days," Luo Weixi said. This time he called and said that he was coming to visit my father and asked me to give him the address, and I was negligent enough to let him come to Highbury to find me, and the misunderstanding was solved. ”
After saying this, Luo Weixi prayed silently in his heart: Grandparents, you forgive your grandson, I didn't mean to say that your son was an orphan, I was just saving him.
"But...... But Mr. Rovi, didn't your father die three years ago? Another security guard also showed his good professionalism in due course.
"Uh...... You analyzed it well, it is because of this that he rushed to England, as an adopted son, he wants to go and present a bouquet of flowers......" Luo Weixi wiped the sweat from his head, he was a little worried that the security guard would find some loopholes.
The security guard still didn't want to let go of the credit easily: "Then how do you communicate?" He doesn't speak English, and you don't know Chinese. ”
"Who said I don't know Chinese, you guys underestimate me too much." Luo Weixi motioned for the security guards to let Lin Darong go. He walked up to Lin Darong and said to Lin Darong in Chinese with difficulty: "I am your son Luo Weixi. ”
Unexpectedly, Luo Weixi was like a babbling child at this time, and he couldn't say this sentence completely in Chinese. He curled his tongue hard for a long time and swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, but his tongue just didn't obey the call, and he tried hard for a long time, but he could only think about it in his heart, and his mouth just couldn't express it completely.
In an instant, he suddenly figured out: this Luo Wei team doctor has never spoken Chinese in his life, and his tongue has long been resistant to tongue curls, how do you let him make tongue curls?
"Mr. Rowe, how do you explain this? Didn't you say you knew Chinese? The two security guards began to gloat, taking considerable pride in their analytical skills.
"Of course I do...... I ......" Luo Weixi kept scratching his head and patting his thigh: "Of course I will, although I can't speak, but I can write!" ”
The expressions of the two security guards were even more incredulous. Luo Weixi didn't care about them, pulled Lin Darong up and walked to the tactical board in the locker room, picked up chalk, and wrote nine Chinese characters on the tactical board: I am Luo Weixi, I have crossed!
He thought that Lin Darong would definitely jump with joy when he saw these words, but who knew that Lin Darong still didn't react. Luo Weixi turned around and found that Lin Darong was not looking at the tactical board at all, and his attention had already been attracted by the group of stars in the locker room.
Lin Darong had never opened his eyes so wide in his life, and he was surprised to see that the locker room was full of sixteen-year-old stars, and his mouth was so big that he could fit a watermelon.
Luo Weixi knew that his father was really frightened this time, but it was also a good thing, so that he didn't have to struggle to explain the meaning of the nine Chinese characters. Compared with this group of pink version of the stars, Luo Weixi believes that the meaning of the nine Chinese characters is more intuitive. He touched Lin Darong lightly and motioned for Lin Darong to look at the words on the tactical board.
Lin Darong finally came back to his senses a little, and looked at the tactical board again with the direction of Luo Weixi's fingers, this time his mouth was big enough to stuff two watermelons, and shouted loudly: "You are Luo Weixi?" ”
Luo Weixi nodded, and wrote on the tactical board again: Calm down, this is Highbury Field in 1999.
"You! Say! Miscellaneous! Whatever! Lin Darong was still screaming, as if only screaming could drive away the fear in his heart.
The stars in the dressing room were a little annoyed, and they were quietly waiting for a good show to play out in the other corner of the dressing room: the confrontation between Vieira and Anelka had escalated further, Anelka had cursed Vieira a few times like "skinny charcoal" in a runaway manner, and Vieira had not yet responded with a counterattack.
Those who know Vieira well know that the more silent he erupts, the more terrifying it becomes, and they know that it will be a good show to come.
And now, this good show was completely ruined by Lin Darong's hysterical shouting, and Adams turned around and yelled at Luo Weixi in dissatisfaction: "Who is this person? If it's not someone in the locker room, I'll tell him to get me out. ”
The captain ordered, and the two security guards immediately rushed in like wolves as if they had received a holy decree, ready to take Lin Darong away. Lim Tai Wing resisted slightly, and a security guard chopped his head hard with English Wing Chun on the spot.
Now Luo Weixi quit: these two boys are too fat, why don't they beat my dad in front of me! He didn't care about his humble status in the locker room, so he pounced and pushed the two security guards away from Lin Darong.
The two security guards were caught off guard, one was pushed and thrown outside the locker room, while the other, not so glamorous, was pushed directly to the edge of the bench in the locker room, and hit Vieira's strong, blackened buttocks impartially.
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Wait, isn't Vieira wearing pants, how can she show her strong and black buttocks?
In fact, the reason is very simple: because the pants are not on him now.
It was only then that Rovich noticed Anelka, who was sitting in front of Vieira, his face showing a look of despair, his eyes full of fear and sadness, like a man on the verge of death.
Vieira ignored him, a man who was about to die would not be of much interest to him. He slowly turned around and asked, "Who hit me just now?" ”
Under the strong lighting, Vieira's tall figure contrasted sharply with the shrunken Anelka, and what was even more terrifying was that there was a staggering long shadow flickering under him......