readx; In world football, many stars have their own nicknames, such as "Golden Bomber" Klinsmann, "Nuclear Warhead" Shevchenko, "Rabbit" Saviola...... One of the most impressive is probably the world-famous "alien" Ronaldo. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Luo Weixi has always believed that Ronaldo is called an "alien", in addition to his amazing ball skills, the big tooth that is different from ordinary people may also occupy a certain score - only those who look different from normal people are too qualified to be called "aliens".

But after today, Luo Weixi felt that the nickname "alien" had to change hands, and the new owner came from Mr. Vieira, the eldest of Highbury!

Just imagine, what could be more worthy of the title "alien" than a man with three legs?

But Mr. Three-Legged doesn't seem to be in a good mood right now.

He had just been scolded by Anelka a few times as a "skinny charcoal man", and after he slapped Anelka in return, Anelka actually stood up in frenzy and bit his arm.

The bite was undoubtedly a hornet's nest, and everyone here understands that biting Vieira in the dressing room at Highbury is almost as serious as beating Keane in the dressing room at Old Trafford, and that will only lead to one result: you're done.

Vieira stared at Anelka with a pair of bull's eyes, and then, in full view, he removed his white pants and showed his fearsome third leg. Just as he was about to give Anelka a "leg", the hapless security guard hit him headfirst in the buttocks.

It was such a coincidence that this inadvertent collision impartially rewarded Vieira's leg that was going to be awarded to Anelka directly to the back of the chair, and Anelka was lucky to avoid the draw, but Vieira almost became a hunchback.

After relieving the pain of giving birth, Vieira slowly turned around, like the Terminator first coming to Earth, and asked with extreme malice, "Who hit me just now?" ”

Everyone knew that Vieira had a grudge in return, and everyone in the locker room invariably pointed their fingers at the hapless security guard.

"It's not me, it's me." The security guard's face was filled with fear, the tip of his nose was less than ten centimeters away from Vieira's third leg, and the pungent smell made his hair stand on end. He suddenly remembered something, pointed at Luo Weixi as if he had just woken up from a dream, and said, "It was him, it was he who pushed me, and I will bump into you." ”

Vieira walked up to Rovich: "Is what he said true, doctor?" His tone was flat, and long shadows flickered in the light.

Think of what Anelka wrote in his autobiography: wet marinated fish, 14-inch strips of pork...... Luo Weixi didn't dare to tell the truth, he could foresee the consequences of telling the truth, he wanted to lie, but he couldn't think of any good excuses.

"Actually...... I can't say that I pushed it, it's half pushed and half ......" Luo Weixi kept rubbing his hands, he looked very embarrassed, and his ears were red: "I didn't want to push him, he just fell over there......" Under the deterrence of the third leg, Luo Weixi was a little speechless.

"I just want you to answer, the one who pushes me ......" Vière stretched out his middle finger, which was second only to the third leg, and kept poking at Rovich's chest: "Is it you?" ”

"It's me!" An unusually crisp answer rang out in the locker room.

What is surprising is that the person who answered was not Luo Weixi, but Lin Darong, who was hiding on the side like a blind stream, and what was even more surprising was that Lin Darong answered this sentence in English.

Hearing what Lin Darong said, Vieira immediately turned his gun, turned his head and glared at Lin Darong fiercely: "You said you pushed me?" You're not saying you don't know English? ”

Lin Darong looked at Vieira like a god, with a blank expression.

Vieira's reaction had already frightened Rovich into a fright, and if he really threw his third leg in his father's face, Rovich felt that it was better to let himself be killed by his head. He quickly stood between the two of them and kept explaining to Vieira: "He really doesn't know English, you wait for me to ask him for an explanation." ”

Fortunately, Vieira, although he was a villain, was not an indiscriminate person, and he said to Rovich viciously: "You'd better ask him what he means, and I'll definitely make him look good if he does any tricks." ”

Luo Weixi nodded yes, but muttered in his heart: This time it was supposed to help Anelka avoid the third leg insult, but how did it unconsciously become to help our father and son avoid the third leg insult. He beckoned Lin Darong to walk to the tactical board, picked up chalk and wrote seven words on it: How do you know English?

Lin Darong quickly explained, but in Chinese: "Baby, I don't know English, but I can guess, I recognize him as Vieira, he must be bullying you like this, right?" I know he's a villain.,Once he starts to be ruthless, no one can stop him.,It just so happens that I usually watch a lot of Western movies and will have a few simple short sentences.,If you're in a hurry, you just say it casually.。 ”

Luo Weixi picked up the chalk again and continued to write: How do you believe that I am your son this time?

Lin Darong said: "Knowing the son Mo Ruo's father, although you have changed your appearance, I know that it is you." You usually lie and your face doesn't change your heart and your heart doesn't beat, once you don't lie anymore, it's the same as just now, keep rubbing your hands and your ears are red, it's been many years, and you can't change it. ”

After saying this, Luo Weixi's heart was hot, and he almost shed tears, and he secretly decided: I'd rather be beaten than let my father be humiliated. If Vieira wants to overlord and shake his legs, then I will break his legs and let him go undefeated in the East of Highbury!

Having made up his mind, Rovich turned around and said to Vieira like a martyr about to the place of execution: "Actually, I pushed you, come to me whatever you want." ”

Vieira saw that the two of them had come to such a result after writing for a long time, and he also felt strange in his heart, and asked, "Then who is he?" Why is he going to help you take the blame? ”

"I didn't want to admit it, but I have to admit it now," Rovich said. In fact, he is my relative in China, and he is still my elder in terms of seniority, and he sees that you are going to bully me, and out of love for me, he stands up. This has nothing to do with him, so you can come to me whatever you want. ”

"Great." Vieira smiled darkly: "As long as someone admits it, don't blame me for being rude." Vieira grabbed his third leg......

Luo Weixi's heart "plopped" and jumped: should I bite this thing hard, or fight back, or break this thing ruthlessly? Just as he was hesitating, Vieira stepped in.

Like the legendary peerless swordsman, Vieira's shot was accurate and fast, he probed his hand under Rovich's nose with lightning speed, his expression was still indifferent, his language was simple but powerful, and he asked Rovie: "Is it fragrant?" As soon as he finished speaking, the smell of rotting live fish wafted into Rovich's nose.

At the same time, the locker room seemed to explode, bursts of crazy and unbridled laughter, and the locker room bigwigs who seemed unattainable were already laughing like a group of drunks in an instant.

What's going on? Could it be that Vieira went to great lengths just to play a prank? Luo Weixi really couldn't understand the mind of this three-legged gentleman.

Vieira was laughing, too, like a child who had stolen candy and was not discovered, and he said, "Doctor, I've never seen you so scared, you don't think I'm going to beat you, do you?" He stretched out his middle finger and dug his nostrils: "I'm not an outlaw, how can I beat people for no reason, not to mention that you helped me so much when I was injured......"

"I'm a very simple person, whoever is good to me will be good to whomever I am, and whoever likes to pretend to be me will teach him a lesson." He glanced at Anelka with ill intentions and continued: "If I scared you and your relatives, then I apologize. As he spoke, he withdrew his fingers from his nostrils and put his hand in front of Luo Weixi: "Please accept my apology." ”

It was that terrifying finger again, and this time Luo Weixi was no longer fooled, and he smiled and said to Vieira: "I accept your apology, but can I not shake your hand?" ”

"Why?" Vieira asked.

"Because you have the smell of death on your fingertips," Rovich said. ”

There was another burst of presumptuous and frantic laughter, especially from Vieira, who laughed louder than anyone else.

Only then did Luo Weixi understand that the so-called locker room culture is not so complicated, in fact, everyone is young, and there are not so many stumbling blocks, as long as you are willing to change and integrate, there is nothing that cannot be solved.

"Okay, okay, if you don't shake hands, don't shake hands." Vieira shouted, "Then I invite you to dinner with your brave relatives and everyone, you will not refuse this time, right?" ”

"Uh......" Luo Weixi looked at Lin Darong with some hesitation. Lin Darong didn't know what they were talking about, but he saw the tone and look of everyone's speech, and he knew that things were changing for the better.

"What? Don't want to go? Vieira asked.

"That's not it, it's just that you look at how he dresses like this...... Luo Weixi pointed to Lin Darong, who was wearing pajamas and pajamas: "It's not good to dress like this to eat." ”

Patrick Vieira said disapprovingly: "It's not easy, just take the shirt and change it for him, there's nothing more face-saving in London than wearing an Arsenal shirt to a restaurant." ”

"That's fine! I'll tell my relatives about it. Luo Weixi said happily.

Just then, a club staff member came to the door of the locker room, and he stuck out his head and shouted, "Dr. Lowe, the office has your phone, please go and answer it." ”