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"Don't worry." Erlang God comforted me: "As long as we are okay, you will be fine, but you can't beat the entire Heavenly Court." ”

I shook my head and didn't argue. "You two should hurry up and let your subordinates unify their speeches, just say that Guanyin is going to hunt down the demons, and you don't know anything else, anyway, let's fool Rulai first."

"Well, forget about this!" Erlang God snapped his fingers, and the Howling Sky Dog appeared behind him. "Quickly go and inform the various leaders, if anyone asks about Guanyin's whereabouts, those who don't see it will say they don't know, and those who see it will all say that they are chasing demons, and all other things will say that they don't know."

"Understood." As soon as the Howling Dog turned around, he disappeared in place. This guy is so fast and scary!

"What is she going to do?" I pointed to Suzaku.

"Of course you keep it, she was given to you to dispose of Rulai but you know, if she suddenly came out, Rulai would be suspicious." Li Jing will give me trouble.

Jiro God said: "Doesn't your guild also have a main god?" Although the strength of the guide zhì is too low because of the small range of beliefs, at least he can control the current Suzaku. Suzaku without Nanming Sparrow is probably not her opponent. ”

"Why don't you give me that rope with you? The sealing ability is occupied by Guanyin, and I can't control her anymore! ”

"The rope can't be given to you." Li Jing, a stingy ghost, immediately shouted: "Actually, I don't think you have to be too careful, although Suzaku is a little impulsive, he is actually a good person." ”

"Just her? Forget it! I'd rather believe that the sow will go up the tree than that she's a good person. "Speaking of which, I suddenly noticed that Suzaku was glaring at me with murderous eyes." Don't stare at me. It's useless to stare at me. I can tell you that you are now a prisoner, and I will let you live and you will live, and let you die and you will die. ”

"Humph!" Suzaku snorted at me. "I will not give in. Is it that easy to want me to die? Unless it's Hades coming. Even black and white impermanence can't get close to me. ”

Erlang God immediately said: "Suzaku! You've hit the muzzle of the gun this time! ”

Suzaku looked at Erlang God suspiciously, but it was Li Jing who answered. "Recently, there have been a lot of dead people, and Yama said that there is a shortage of manpower, so the Heavenly Court has temporarily added the eleventh hall Yama, and Ziri just happens to trust King Yama."

"The king of Hades wants people to die on the third watch, and he will never leave anyone until the fifth watch. If you don't want to die, be honest, I'm annoyed enough! ”

"I just want to die, you kill me!" Suzaku actually screamed hysterically.

I walked over and pinched her chin: "Since you want to die so much, then I won't kill you." ”

"You're ......!" Suzaku couldn't even say anything.

I held her face and turned it from side to side. "Take a closer look at your beauty, and it's not bad to keep it as a vase."

"You scumbag!"

"You scold a little more ugly. I don't care. But remember, the more you scold. When I go back, I'll make you happier and happier so that you burst into tears. "My words stunned Suzaku and Erlang God, but I didn't explain it to them. Turning to Li Jing, he said, "I think we should go and greet the big guy." ”

"Huh?" Li Jing didn't react for a while. I pointed to the sky, and Li Jing and Erlang God followed my fingers and immediately understood.

A large group of people and horses in the sky are gradually approaching, and there are tens of thousands of people in this posture. Such a large scale must be the Jade Emperor's team, but he is helping us intercept Rulai, if the Jade Emperor comes. That means it's also here. Li Jing and I were about to take off, and Erlang God grabbed the two of us. "What is she going to do?"

"I'll make do with it first." Li Jing threw his Linglong Pagoda to the top of the Suzaku head, and the Linglong Pagoda immediately automatically enlarged and sucked the Suzaku in, and then the tower shrank back into Li Jing's hand.

I looked at Li Jing a little uneasily: "You won't refine her into any pus, right?" ”

"I'm not a purple gold red gourd, what kind of magic weapon are you so savage?"

That's right, it's not possible for all babies to have this ability. "Let's go see Rulai quickly!"

"Yes."

The three of us flew into the sky together, and the Jade Emperor and Rulai came over after talking all the way, and the three of us waited for them to arrive here. The Jade Emperor was the first to see us, and he looked over to us from afar. Ask us how we are doing with your eyes. Li Jing nodded very quickly, and the Jade Emperor immediately smiled and continued to chat with Rulai, obviously very satisfied with our work efficiency.

When the two of them arrived, the group all stopped. Li Jing took me and Erlang God forward to fight. As soon as we finished our trip, the Jade Emperor immediately reprimanded: "Li Jing, how did you lead the troops?" Let you kill the demons, why did you rush to the pure land of Buddhism? ”

"Back to the Jade Emperor, the Buddha Gate is not destroyed by us."

Rulai glanced at the still smoking buildings on the top of the hill, and turned her eyes back again, and walked over the three of us. "My Buddhism is glorious to drive away demons and ward off evil spirits, if it weren't for your collision, could it be the demons?"

"The Buddha doesn't know anything." I hurriedly came out to explain: "What we are killing this time is not an ordinary little demon, but an ancient god and demon sealed in the Qiankun gourd at the beginning of the founding of the dynasty, not only the number is huge, but the power is not comparable to the current little demon. Buddha, please look. I stretched out my hand and waved it to the heavenly soldiers below. My Heavenly Court dispatched millions of heavenly soldiers and many divine beasts, if it weren't for the strong demons, how could we come out of the nest in order to exterminate a little demon? ”

"Even if the demon is powerful, why is the cry for help I received from Heavenly Court Disturbance?"

"Here's the thing." I've been using the words several times anyway, and I'm pretty good at it now. "My Heavenly Court suddenly found out the whereabouts of the demons, and in a hurry, I exterminated them with all my might, and after finishing off the demon's lair, I pursued the demons who broke through the land, and after the long-distance attack, the team was completely scattered. There was no longer any combat power, so we had to regroup and continue to charge, but we distanced ourselves from the demons. When we arrived at this vast mountain range, we wanted to cross by road, but the Buddhist monks did not let me pass through Guò. When our local vanguard officer came back and asked us to coordinate, I don't know why there was a conflict between the two vanguards. The rear army could not see the situation in front of them and thought that it was already passable, so they began to move. By the time we arrived, the front was already in disarray, and there was no way to command the search for a large number of troops. But at this time, the demon entered the vast mountain range from the opposite direction and swept the land of Buddhism. Because the Buddha Sect had a conflict with us first, they thought that it was also our people over there, but the news reported to you turned into a Heavenly Court attack. In fact, we have already explained and cooperated with the Buddha Gate to regain the lost territory, but unfortunately the demon is too cunning to take advantage of the fact that the Buddhist garrison is on this side of the vast mountain range to sneak attack the mountain temple, and when I return, the mountain temple has been swept away, and after seeing that we chased after the demon even set fire to the temple to delay our pursuit. The disciples of Buddhism took the initiative to pursue them because they were too angry, so we had to stay behind to extinguish the fire, but the demon killed him again. Taking advantage of our separation, we wiped out all the Buddhist disciples, and although we led the army to the rescue, it was too late. ”

After listening to my words, his eyes rolled. Apparently he was aware of the problem with the lie, but unfortunately he did not even have a witness. "Providence is like ......"

"Buddha don't believe them, these ......!" A woman in white who looked very refined and elegant suddenly came out of the mountain forest, and I knew that the white aura on her body was a demon at a glance. Buddhism has always flaunted the heart of compassion, they do not have divine beasts, so they have adopted a lot of demons under their banner for their use, such as the mount of the golden-winged Dapeng Eagle is one of the representatives. No matter what the demon of the woman's appearance in front of her is, it is inevitable that she is a demon raised by the Buddha Sect anyway. And she's so good that she knows our plans.

Rulai, Emperor Yu, and Li Jing and Erlang God around me are already stupid, and the only one who is sober is me. If we let her finish talking, we'll be finished, and we will definitely be able to escape if we can't beat us with our ability. Let him, the elder, run away with hostility towards us, and we will have a hard time in the future. Almost instantaneously, I came up with the only solution - kill.

"You protect the Jade Emperor and the Buddha." I patted Erlang God and Li Jing on the shoulders hard, actually waking them both up, and I rushed out with the help of this force. Before the woman could finish her sentence, she was forced to dodge and dodge my attack.

If it weren't for the demonic aura all over my body, I would definitely think she was a fairy, and the demons and demons are all sexy and enchanting, and they would actually come out of such an elegant and refined place, and the Buddha sect is really powerful. But no matter what, she must die here, for the sake of heaven. She must die for the good of our guild, for the good of the demons.

My eyes flashed red, and the beast was over in the air. As soon as she landed, the demon girl was scared and flashed to the side. But out of my shadow suddenly another werewolf scurried, my warrior clone. The demon girl was thrown directly to the ground, but she was still quite powerful, and kicked the warrior clone out.

Without the slightest hesitation, the space door and the phoenix dragon space opened at the same time. I need a force that I can use now to not let her finish her sentence. Twenty-one bell knights rushed out like lightning, and the enchantress took a few steps back only to be entangled in a large tail, and Night Moon stood up from behind her. The enchantress turned back in panic, and the weapons of my warrior clone and I stabbed at the same time, along with twenty-one spears.

"Wait." Rulai flipped his hand and pushed out a golden palm print. Is this the trick of the legendary Rulai Divine Palm?

Li Jing and Erlang Shen, who were just woken up by me, are not stupid birds, I asked them to protect the Jade Emperor and Rulai just to talk, what I really mean is to ask them to keep an eye on Rulai. Now when I saw that Rulai shot, two people blocked it at the same time. The delicate pagoda and the three-pointed two-edged knife were matched with the golden palm prints at the same time. With a bang, the two of them were blown away at the same time, and they didn't stabilize their figures until they landed, and the ground was trampled down by the two of them. However, they still blocked this attack, and if they were about to make a move, the Jade Emperor quickly pulled Rulai: "Buddha beware of accidental injury!" ”

It's too late to make a move. The banshee stretched out her hand to Rulai in horror and begged for help, but now she couldn't be saved even if she was a real fairy. With a click, the weapons of my warrior doppelganger and I hit her head at the same time, instantly turning that beautiful head into three pieces. Immediately after that, the error was no more than 0.1 of a second, and twenty-one spears hit at the same time, instantly inserting her into a hedgehog, and Night Moon quickly retreated and dodged. The four dragons pounced in a circle and burned the dragon flame together, helping her cremate in an instant, and there was not even ash left.

After the flames were extinguished, Xiaolongnu and I jumped over at the same time, one left and one right, pressed on the ground that was still smoking, and shouted at the same time: "Soul Destroying Array - Soul Burning." White flames suddenly rose around them, revealing an invisible spirit. This is the soul of the demon girl, and at this time, it was immediately revealed by the burning of the soul-destroying fire. After a heart-rending scream, the white soul vanished into nowhere.

What is the destruction of corpses? We even incinerated her soul. Not only is the body completely destroyed, but even the soul is burned to the ground, and there is no residue left, see how you leak the secret.

"You...... You guys...... Why did you kill her? "I can't say anything if I'm angry.

I clapped my hands and told everyone to return to their respective spaces, and flew up. "A little demon who slipped through the net dared to collide with the Holy Shelf of the Jade Emperor and the Buddha, it was really beyond his strength."

Rulai's lips trembled. "That's the jade rat demon of my Buddhism, and it has been transformed by me for many years. She's here to report the news. ”

"Huh?" I pretended to be surprised and said, "How can this be! Ay! Why didn't you say it earlier, Buddha! I actually hurt my fellow Daoists! Is...... Buddha, you pit me so hard! "I've been playing this old routine of the wicked suing first, and I've been blocked by me without saying a word.

Li Jing hurriedly followed: "Don't be sad about Ziri. The Buddha didn't say, how do we know that those are the demons of Duhua and those are wild demons, we can't blame you. ”

"That's it." Erlang God hurriedly helped. "Demons are all the same, and they are not our divine beasts, and we know at a glance that they are not demons, so we can't blame you. Are you also here to maintain the majesty of the Jade Emperor and the Buddha! ”

The Jade Emperor also followed beside him: "Don't worry." The Buddha has the world in mind, and he is not one of those ordinary people with small stomachs and chicken intestines, and he will not care about you. You say yes, Buddha rent? ”

Wowhaha. It is worthy of the Jade Emperor! How do you say that Jean Rulai will answer this kind of thing? Say you don't care? Did he swallow this breath? Talking about calculations? Isn't that an initiative to admit that you are narrow-minded and a common man? Rulai's face, who was stunned by such a question, first turned from white to red, then from red to element, and finally turned into the color of purple pork liver. But even this didn't let me hold back an answer. In the end, he suddenly said, "What about Master Guanyin?" ”

"After the priest arrived, he took a general look at the situation, and found that the Baiyun Temple on the top of the mountain was burned down, but he was angry and went to pursue the demons, and he has not returned yet." This time it was Li Jing who answered, and he said it quite slippery after practicing lies so many times.

"What?" Rulai is completely crazy today, first a headquarters was served by Lian Pot, and now he found that his most powerful subordinate is still missing.

As we spoke, one of our guild players pretended to be Earth Gods and rushed over. This kid is called Xizi, in reality he is from the Performance Department of the Academy of Arts, and he happened to be pulled by me as a supporting role today. The actor rushed out of the forest, pretended to fall, and then stumbled and crawled in front of us. "Oh no, no, no."

"What's so flustered? Take your time. ”

"Guanyin...... Guanyin Master was besieged by the four demon protectors, and we rushed up to help, but we couldn't help, both sides are masters. We simply can't plug in. ”

"Take me there." Rulai is already anxious and doesn't know the truth.

"Please follow me." The actor immediately took Rulai and ran to the performance area that had been arranged a long time ago. Guanyin has already been sealed by me, how can it be besieged? This is just a small plan, in order to make Rulai even more confused and unclear from the fake.

When he arrived at the so-called scene, it was naturally impossible to find Guanyin, only to see that the trees here fell to the ground, and there were many corpses of heavenly soldiers lying crookedly on the ground around him, and a lotus seat was scarred and hung on the branch next to it. This lotus seat is really Guanyin's thing, it was not sealed when it was sealed just now, and this thing is now being made to show that Guanyin has been here. As for the corpses of those heavenly soldiers, they were transported from nearby, how can there be immortals in the war, and no matter how much Buddhism does not do it, it will still cause some casualties, so we gathered the corpses of these heavenly soldiers and gave them the title of martyrs.

"What's going on? What about Guanyin? Li Jing preemptively asked a soldier first. In fact, this soldier is also an arranged actor, and he is a player in our guild land. It's just a suit of heavenly armor.

The player immediately cried: "We chased all the way to this side and found that Guanyin Master was fighting with the four demons, and we rushed to find out that it was the four demon protectors. We wanted to go up and help, but we really couldn't match the four protectors. That's why so many people were hurt. Master Guanyin injured one demon protector and then himself was injured by three other demon protectors. ”

"What about the man?" Rulai asked anxiously.

"Master Guanyin and the demon protector who was injured by her were taken away by the other three demon protectors, we wanted to drag them first so that the general could go back and move the troops, but we didn't expect that we couldn't stop them for even a moment and let them run!"

"You ...... of waste!"

Rulai wanted to scold the waste, but I took the lead.

"I don't blame you. The four protectors are the demons and the earth and the higher realms, except for the demon king and the left and right demon envoys, they are the most powerful. In terms of level, it is also equivalent to the level of Li Tianwang, and it is normal for you to be unable to stop it. ”

Li Jing also hurriedly said: "With my strength, I can only single out one demon protector, it's normal that you can't stop it, don't blame yourself, go and deal with the scene." ”

"Yes." The player's recharged Heavenly Soldier quickly ran away.

He was already fainting, and he was spinning around like an ant on a hot pan. I don't know what to do anymore. The Jade Emperor held back a smile and comforted him for a while, and he didn't know what to say. He's angry this time anyway. As for the anger, he couldn't figure it out himself. It felt like things weren't what we said they were, but the evidence at the scene was so conclusive that there was nothing to doubt at all.

"Report, a large army of demons has been found ahead." Again, we arranged for the performers to be there.

"Pursuit." Li Jing shouted out without hesitation.

In fact, there are no demons in front of them, although the Wanxian Mountain in front of them is indeed the target that the demons are about to reach, but they will only really enter there if they are notified by me, and now they will not be offended to run over. We report that this discovery is just an attempt to get out.

Li Jing quickly left the scene with me and Erlang God. The large army left the vast mountain range in a neat manner and drove into Wanxian Mountain. In fact, our vanguard has already arrived at Wanxian Mountain, which was originally the territory of the Heavenly Court, but the Buddha Sect has already occupied this place by relying on the vast mountain range, and there are temples everywhere. When we attacked the Vast Mountains just now, there was nothing left, and all the temples were completely cleared.

Li Jing waited here with us for a while and the Jade Emperor hurried over, but the smile on his face was obvious. Li Jing threw the Linglong Pagoda very smartly, and the tower body became larger, covering the three of us with the Jade Emperor and the Tai Bai Xing next to the Jade Emperor. This tower is airtight, and it is definitely a good place for secret consultations.

As soon as the tower body fell steadily, the Jade Emperor said excitedly: "Haha, this time it can be regarded as angry." Several of you are heroes. This time the table is good, and Rulai's mouth is crooked. ”

Li Jing said with a smile: "That guy is two-faced and three-stabbed, and he has always been very false." This time we're going to get a darker hand. Completely blinded him. ”

The Jade Emperor suddenly said, "By the way, what about Guanyin?" Didn't she come to you? Later, the scene where Guanyin was robbed is not in the script! Why did you change the drama temporarily? ”

I honestly took out the orb. "Here it is."

"Isn't this a seal for you to seal the Suzaku Land? Did you seal Guanyin in it? And what about Suzaku? ”

Li Jing pointed to it: "The Vermilion Bird is tied up on the second floor." Let Ziri say the specific situation. ”

The Jade Emperor looked at me, and I quickly took it and said, "That's right." Guanyin did arrive here, but it missed something with us. In fact, there are spies of Buddhism in the Heavenly Court, and Guanyin already knows that this is the drama we directed. ”

"What? How can there be spies in Heavenly Court? ”

Li Jing hurriedly said: "Don't be angry, the spy is actually not our person, but the nerd exchanged by the two Buddhist sects." ”

"Is it them? Damn the Buddha! ”

I hurriedly said, "Because it's a one-line connection, Rulai doesn't know about it." Guanyin seems to have secretly received a report on the way here. Although I knew the situation, Guanyin was not prepared enough, so I sealed her in while she was not paying attention. It would be even more troublesome if she told her to tell her about it. I can only do two evils in parallel! ”

"You're doing a great job. If you let Guanyin tell the matter, it will be troublesome. But you should at least sue me first, almost goof. ”

"You've been with Rulai all the time, and we can't tell you! Besides, didn't your surprised expression add credibility to it? ”

"Well, that makes sense."

I looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "Now Guanyin occupies this magic bead." Suzaku has no way to control it. Can Heavenly Court find a way to help me get another seal? ”

"This is as it should be." The Jade Emperor suddenly remembered something and said, "That's right." You hurry up and release Guanyin. ”

"Why?" I was taken aback: "It might be a bit of a problem for us to deal with her!" ”

The Jade Emperor snatched the beads and said while releasing Guanyin: "Don't you know that Guanyin is a delicate body? ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the Guanyin in the beads had been released, but I was stupid. "Where's Guanyin?" It is true that she came out of the place is a woman, but she is not Guanyin. Guanyin is a middle-aged beauty who looks nearly forty years old and has good maintenance, but what she sees in front of her is a young girl in her eighteen years. Although their costumes and releases are exactly the same, their appearances are 108,000 miles apart. Not only is there a gap in age, but their looks are completely different. The Guanyin I sealed looks very gentle and easy, almost everyone in the Buddhist sect has such an appearance, but now this girl is closer to a demon girl, and her whole body exudes an aura that makes people want to commit crimes.

"Haha. This secret Heavenly Court is known to only a few people, so don't be surprised. The Jade Emperor patted me on the shoulder and said, "You should understand the saying that people should not pretend to be pretending. It is not necessary that a long fierce god is evil, and he must be a wicked person. Don't you see that the marshal of the ceiling just has a pig's head? ”

"Marshal Ceiling? Didn't he go to the Buddha Sect to be a messenger of the Pure Altar? ”

The Jade Emperor knocked me: "Didn't I tell you that it was the Buddha Sect who made it up blindly to deceive mortals?" I told you that Sun Wukong was deceived into being exchanged for Buddhism, and Tang Sanzang was the prison officer who monitored Sun Wukong. Since these two are fake, then how can there be any such thing as a pure altar messenger, all of them are deceptive. Marshal Tianpeng is indeed called Zhu Bajie, but it is his own name, not a name given by Tang Seng. ”

Li Jing also said: "When Tianpeng served as the commander of my 100,000 water army, Tang Seng didn't know where to mix? When will it be his turn to give the name to the canopy? ”

I nodded, "Understood." ”

The Jade Emperor continued: "My heavens and earths are ugly and beautiful, but the kindness of my heart is the same. Therefore, it is wrong to judge people by appearance. How can the Buddha sect be kind and kind, you can't think about it! ”

I suddenly understood: "What does the Jade Emperor mean that Buddhism is good at changing appearances?" Guanyin is not actually the true aspect? Could this girl be ......? ”

"Haha. You finally guessed it. The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Guanyin was originally the third princess of the South China Sea, born as a goblin of the Jiaolong clan, and her natural delicate body naturally tempted a masculine thing. To put it simply, it is particularly easy to attract the opposite sex, and it is attractive regardless of race. Legend has it that the words of the Thousand-Armed Guanyin are actually immortals, and they have been mistaken in the world. At the beginning, it was said that the thousand heads of Guanyin, and the meaning of the head is not human hands. Saying that she has a thousand heads is not a thousand heads, but describes her as being good at changing her appearance and having a thousand faces, so she became a thousand heads. You now see that the earth is the true form, which is the basic form of the delicate body. It's her real appearance. ”

What a hilarious mistake. The thousand-armed Guanyin turned out to be a thousand-headed Guanyin, and if you make a mistake, the meaning is completely different. "A thousand heads! This time I got it. I didn't expect Guanyin to be so enchanting. ”

"Enchanting?" The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "It's not just enchanting! Since the god of Pangu opened the world, there have been three exquisite jade bodies. One Guanyin, one Chang'e, one Zizhu. ”

"The Purple Bamboo Fairy is also exquisite?"

"Yes." The Jade Emperor explained: "Although the delicate body can block the enchanting aura after changing its appearance, the natural attraction will not be blocked. If Buddhism wants to promote itself and gather a large number of believers, it needs such an affinity figure to win over mortals in the world, there are so many Buddhas in Buddhism, which one have you heard of preaching in the world? It's all Guanyin running around, because she is a delicate body that is naturally attracted. ”

Dizzy! Isn't Guanyin quite the same as those outside the mall who wear very cool to promote consumption? I feel that the nature of their work seems to be similar, that is, to gather popularity with their own attraction.

Now Guanyin in the field is standing in place and can no longer move. Honestly standing there looking left and right in panic, but there was nothing he could do. "Why can't she move when she's so powerful?"

Li Jing said: "Have you forgotten what my tower is called?" ”

"Linglong Pagoda? Does it have anything to do with the delicate body? ”

"Linglong's body belongs to yin, so it attracts the qi of yang steel. Linglong Pagoda is to use the effect of locking the negative energy to prevent the flow of yin and yang to achieve the effect of sealing. She is a feminine delicate body is the easiest attribute of my Linglong Pagoda to control, this is a mouse encountering a cat. I've run into a predator. ”

"And what if you go out?"

"Get out? That's troublesome, and the three of us together may not be her opponent. The cultivation speed of the Linglong body is ten times that of a normal person, and the three Linglong bodies are all masters of the masters, except for Chang'e, who is greedy for fun. The strength of the Purple Bamboo Fairy and Guanyin is comparable. ”

"But what are we going to do now? Keeping her sealed? ”

"Hey, hey." The Jade Emperor suddenly couldn't help laughing: "Taibai, come on." ”

"What? Is it so weird? "I saw that the people around me had strange faces and seemed to be holding back their smiles.

Tai Bai Xing coughed first before he spoke: "Linglong's body attribute is pure yin, which will attract a qiē masculinity, and to say vulgar is particularly seductive." But it's a physical problem, not a personality problem. All delicate bodies are extremely yin because of their attributes, so they are particularly specific. If you can find an immortal, you will definitely follow it for life. ”

"Understood. As long as she finds a man, she must be obedient to this man, right? But will she love people like this, can we arrange a local person for her? ”

"Don't fall in love." Taibai said: "The pair I said is that and that." ”

"Holy! Rape? "I was surprised to see what the eyes around me meant." Damn, don't look at me. I don't do it even if I kill it. I have wives, and I want to rape yourselves. ”

Taibai immediately said: "The exquisite body is the innate spirit gathering array. A few more times can increase your strength level, which will be good for you. ”

"Then why can't you?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head: "There is that vinegar jar at home, if I take Guanyin, she won't turn the sky over?" ”

I immediately looked at Erlang God, and Erlang God quickly shook his head: "My name is Xiaocui and it was not easy to agree to date me, if she knows about it, I will be finished!" ”

"Dong Cui? Can immortals fall in love? ”

The Jade Emperor immediately said: "Nonsense, otherwise how do you think the Queen Mother came?" There are so many fairies in Heavenly Court, do you think they are used as vases? The immortal family pays attention to the principle of Tai Chi, and the harmony of yin and yang can be mutually reinforcing. Do you know why Sun Wukong is nothing, but he is more powerful than Zizhu's delicate girl? ”

"Maybe it's because he's more capable, right?"

"You can go to his Huaguo Mountain to see it, and the little monkeys are all from his family."

"Since double cultivation is so good. That Taibai, Li Tianwang, you two are on it. ”

Taibai hurriedly shook his head: "Laojun, I'm not good at this, or alchemy alone is more suitable for me, besides, you're too strong at my age, right?" ”

Li Jing shook his head violently: "Neiko has helped me give birth to three sons, I can't be so inhuman." ”

"Damn. You all know how to take care of your family, just like I am a beast? ”

"Aren't you a suave man?" Li Jing hurriedly patted his ass and wanted to solve this trouble.

I suddenly clapped my hands: "There is." ”

"Do you agree?" Li Jing couldn't wait to ask.

"Agree with your size. I thought of a way. ”

"How?" Li Jing looked at me suspiciously.

The Jade Emperor also looked at me and said, "What can you do?" ”

"Hehe, although I can't be sorry for my wife, I have a regular army of twenty-one guardian knights and thousands of tyrannosaurus knights."

"Hey, hey, hey! You wouldn't want to use her as a military prostitute, would you? "Erlang God's words made me almost choke to death with saliva.

"Ahem, ahem! Can't you make my mind a little brighter? I mean find her a husband among these people. Can't Lao Tzu's eight thousand children pick one who is worthy of her? Although the Tyrannosaurus Knight has no physical body, the dark crystal in my hand has not yet been poured into it. Once the energy gathering is completed, it will definitely be possible to evolve the physical body. When the time comes, whoever puts her on me will let him be the chief soldier of the Tyrannosaurus Knight. It's really not going to work, and the guild still has a million city guards, and by the way, Vida, the commander-in-chief of my army, is good. He is the younger brother of Vina, the goddess of chaos and order. Worthy of her, right? ”

"That's a good way." The Jade Emperor immediately nodded: "Hurry up and ask for marriage after you go back." ”

"It's not me who is a soul. It is to ask for marriage to Guanyin. ”

"Anyway, you hurry up and find someone to get her on, and we'll be safe. She has definitely never seen this appearance, after all, the transformation ability of the delicate body is innate, and it will not show people. As long as she doesn't appear as Guanyin in the future, no one will recognize her. ”

I pointed to the top of my head: "What about the one above?" ”

"Use this to hold on first." Erlang God threw me a small leash, it seems to be a little shorter, and the baby can't use it!

"What is this?"

"Order the first round. It used to be used by the Howling Dog. Now that he's obedient, he doesn't need this. ”

"Damn. Isn't it just a dog neck collar! How do you use it? ”

"Whoever you take this ring with your own hands will not be able to resist your direct command. It's similar to the previous seal, but it's a little more powerful. ”

"It's really good." In the past, the restriction seal was just to prevent Suzaku from doing anything, such as not moving, but this can control her from disobeying direct orders, that is, she can directly order her to do something. "I'll go up and put it on her." As soon as I ran up to the second floor, I was stunned. Quickly retreated again. "Damn. Li Tianwang, what kind of broken tower are you? ”

"Huh? What's wrong? Li Jing looked at me suspiciously.

"Come up and see for yourself."

Li Jing ran up and immediately shouted: "Huh? How is this going? ”

As soon as Li Jing called everyone, they ran up. I saw that there was a golden rope on the floor on the second floor of the Linglong Pagoda, and there were several burned joints in the middle of the rope. There is a large hole in the wall on the side. The edge of the hole was still smoking, and at first glance you knew it was a burned hole.

"How could she get out? Isn't your delicate pagoda locked by anyone? The Jade Emperor asked.

I patted my head: "I see." This tower can only lock the negative substance and block the positive substance with the help of the principle of yin and yang complementarity, but Suzaku is a pure fire element that has no yin attribute at all, and does not need a yin and yang cycle, she uses fire to circulate by herself, and your tower is no different from an ordinary tower for her. ”

Erlang Shen turned around and drilled out of the hole: "Catch her back first." ”

I hurriedly jumped out, and the Jade Emperor and Taibai had to leave first. Li Jing put away the tower and repaired the big hole for the time being. The self-healing ability of the magic weapon is not bad.

Our tower was guarded by heavenly soldiers, but at this time it was lying on the ground. The guards are all facing away from the tower, who would have thought that someone would attack from behind? However, she somewhat alarmed a few guards, and all the nearby heavenly soldiers were lured over. As soon as we came out of the tower, we could hear the sound of fighting.

Following the sound of chasing, I soon found the absconding Suzaku, who was not as fierce as she used to be. Seven or eight divine awards plus a group of heavenly soldiers blocked her to death, and no matter how she rushed, she couldn't rush out. The addition of Li Jing and Erlang God instantly produced an overwhelming advantage, and they put down Suzaku at once. The two gods pressed her one left and one right, and I went over and put the collar on her and let them go.

As soon as Suzaku was free, he immediately jumped up and swung his fist. I didn't dodge and said, "Don't hit me." ”

Her fist stopped an inch in front of me, like hitting a wall. She looked at her hand in surprise. And then I tried hard, but I just couldn't stand it.

"Stand up straight." I said softly, Suzaku immediately straightened up, and she wanted to struggle herself. But her body was completely disobedient, and her tears were about to fall.

"Turn three times in place." As soon as I said this, she began to spin in circles, and after three accurate turns, she returned to an upright position.

I looked at Erlang God: "There is such a good thing, don't contribute it early." ”

"Isn't this for you?"

"Suzaku. You listen. I said to Suzaku: "This thing on your neck can control your actions, so don't try to resist or run away, I only need one word to make you survive and not die." I said it, don't me off. As long as you are obedient, it will only do you good and there is no harm. ”

"Phew." Suzaku actually spat on my face.

My face turned cloudy in an instant. "You start laughing now, and stop when you think you're willing to be obedient." As soon as I finished speaking, Suzaku began to laugh and laughed harder, and finally rolled on the ground with his stomach clutched.

Don't think that laughing is just a very happy thing. Although people laugh when they are happy, sometimes it is painful to laugh. When laughing, people's facial muscles, chest muscles, and abdominal muscles will enter a state of strong convulsions, if it is a short period of laughter, it is nothing, and a little longer will feel more abdominal muscles, which is the origin of the stomach pain of laughter. But once the stomach starts to hurt and still stops, laughter will gradually change from good things to bad things, excessive muscle contraction of the whole body needs to consume the body, and at the same time, because the respiratory rate is chaotic when laughing, it will cause hypoxia, and at the same time, the chest muscles are overcontracted, and it is difficult to breathe, and continuous laughter can eventually lead to death. It's not unheard of to die laughing.

I turned to the Jade Emperor who had just arrived and said, "Jade Emperor." I think the plan is almost in progress now, the Heavenly Court should do its best to withdraw the large army and establish a dividing zone between the Vast Mountain Range and the Wanxian Mountain, and at the same time relax the management of the demons and compress their sphere of influence into the Wanxian Mountain Range. After the Buddhist sect rebuilt the temple, the demon was our first means of attack. ”

"Well, let's go ahead with the plan. The order was given to withdraw the troops. ”

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