Chapter Thirty-Eight: It's Me Aftermath Again

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Anyway, the Jade Emperor didn't work hard for different people, and a sentence of withdrawal pulled away all the useful people, leaving only a large group of heavenly soldiers and a pile of messes for me to clean up. The work of persecuting demons to relocate and dealing with Buddhism was given to me as a sign of trust. Fortunately, I don't sell coolies, by the way, I don't have to return the collar after extorting Erlang God, and I also got the right to use the Linglong Pagoda, unless Heavenly Court needs to use it, we can use it as we like. This kind of high-level baby is good, like a vacuum cleaner, when dealing with small soldiers, suck a piece.

The troops of the Heavenly Court walked on the front foot, and I walked on the back foot to the temporary hiding point of the demons. The demon here is really similar to fleeing, and the four protectors are already waiting for me.

"You're finally here." Shui Xuan took the lead and ran Gulai, but he stopped only halfway through. "What's in your hand?"

"Oh, this!" I raised the tower in my hand. "This is the exquisite pagoda of Li Jing, the king of Tota, how about it? Handsome, right? "Haha, it's fun to take out the new baby and show it off.

The four Dharma protectors hurriedly leaned up together, and looked at them when they wanted to touch them but didn't dare to touch them. "What a delicate pagoda! How did you get this thing? ”

"Liared. But I only have the right to use it, and I have to return it if people want to use it. ”

"That's not bad. Let's get enough first. Shui Xuan patted my armor: "It seems to be strengthened again!" ”

"Hehe, you can see that, too? New rewards. The Platinum Star gave me the Ground Blue Light Seal. The Jade Emperor has strengthened it on it. Ordinary magic weapons are completely inaccessible to me. Although it took a bit of trouble to help you this time, it was quite enjoyable to do, not only copied the great temple of Buddhism, but also fished a lot of good things from Heaven. By the way, come with me. I will take you to your new home. ”

"Have all the heavenly soldiers been evacuated?"

"Rest assured. There are a lot of heavenly soldiers, but the important sections are all my people. ”

"What about the Buddha sect?"

"It's all dead. I burned all the temples in the vast mountains, and I didn't leave a single Buddhist sect. Now, if you go back and forth to mobilize the Buddha, and when they are rebuilt, it will be at least three days later, and you will be able to hide it in half a day, what are you afraid of him? ”

"Sure enough, it's thoughtful." Shui Xuan nodded: "It's really lucky to have you in our demon clan." If it weren't for you, I'm afraid we would still be tossing in that gourd! ”

"You're welcome, I'm also thinking about my own interests! Come, come with me. ”

Entering the entrance of Wanxian Mountain with a large group of monsters, there was a large group of heavenly soldiers guarding the middle of the road, and the monsters were startled. But with my comfort, he walked with me. These guards are all Heavenly Soldiers I bought, even if they were once the power of Heavenly Court. But now it's also absolutely loyal to me. A large group of us walked past them like invisible people, and the Heavenly Guards didn't react at all.

Along the way, I encountered a few such outposts, and at first scared the monsters half to death, but then I got used to it. These heavenly soldiers all turn a blind eye to us, and you just swagger past us anyway. In fact, the heavenly soldiers left behind by Heavenly Court have all been transferred to the border of Wanxian Mountain and the Cangmu Mountain Range, and the mountains here are all my people.

Soon we arrived at the location of the spiritual spring and opened the gate of the spiritual spring that was occupied by the Buddha Sect. A breath of fresh air immediately poured out. The monsters cheered and rushed in, only the two protectors of Shui Xuan and Yinyu were able to restrain themselves, and slowly walked in with me in the back.

The spiritual spring is not actually a spring, it is just a kind of energy channel. It's just a cave, and in the depths of the cave there is an area enclosed by a magic circle, about five square meters in size. On the surface, it looks like it's no different from the nearby rocky ground, but it's actually the spring of the Spiritual Spring. There are many such springs in this cave, which is why it is said to be a good place. Whether it's a monster or an immortal, as long as you sit on it and cultivate. The effect can be multiplied. Even if you lie in this hole and don't cultivate, you can gradually provide increased strength, who doesn't covet such a treasure?

Just at the door, Shui Xuan and Yinyao were still a little bit like, and they were out of control after coming in. Lying next to the spiritual eye, he breathed desperately, as if he didn't breathe in anymore. Click. A strange sound rang out, evident in the quiet cave. The monsters were all inhaling, no one spoke, and the cave was as quiet as if no one was there. I looked around and didn't find anything unusual, I guess it might be the sound of a rock, so I didn't look into it.

The demons soaked up the aura in the cave to their heart's content, and it took a while for them to return to normal. There is no aura in the Qiankun gourd, and after they come out, the souls they live in seclusion only have ghost energy, and now they encounter the aura like a traveler who comes out of the desert sees water. When they were almost excited, I called the four Dharma Protectors together to a separate cave.

Bi Tuo was absorbing the pleasure of inhaling spiritual energy, and he was very impatient when I called him. "I'm having a blast! What the hell is going on? ”

Bi Tuo is a powerful type, he has no brains, and the other three Dharma protectors are very shrewd. When the silver rumor saw that my face was not good, she immediately posted it. "Oops, don't be angry! Bi Tuo has no brains, don't be like him. Tell us something soon, right? I know you must have something important to call us into. ”

Shui Xuan also reprimanded Bi Tuo: "You stunned element, apologize quickly." I don't want to think about who gave you this place to know how to suck, and when you cross the river, you will tear down the bridge? ”

Bi Tuo looked at Qiong Lin with some grievances, but even Qiong Lin, who had always been silent, nodded. "You should apologize."

"Okay, okay! I apologize, I'm a rough person, Brother Ziri, don't be like me. ”

After listening to the apology, I said directly: "Listen now." Heavenly Court's relaxation plan, the Jade Emperor has officially made a decision, as long as you don't do it too blatantly in the future. Heaven will open one eye and close one eye as if it does not see. Also, try to choose the target of the attack near the vast mountain range next to you, and occasionally you can go up to the vast mountain to catch a few monks or something, anyway, it is against the Buddhist sect. Once you are discovered. Albeit running back. There is a heavenly army stationed at the junction of the vast mountain range and the Wanxian Mountain, no matter who you provoke, this heavenly army will help you stop him, do you understand? ”

Yinyu nodded: "We understand this." Anyway, as long as you go to the Buddhist sect to make trouble, no matter what trouble you cause, you will have heaven to support you when you turn around. ”

Shui Xuan also said: "So in the future, things can be blatantly through the Buddha Sect?" ”

"It's not entirely blatant either. On the surface, Heavenly Court still needs to maintain stability, so you can't go too far. First of all, don't cross the line of defense when outsiders are present, if no one sees it, the heavenly soldiers will treat you as if you don't have a zài, but if someone does. Naturally, the heavenly soldiers want to arrest you. Also, you should also pay attention to proportionality when making trouble. Don't touch that level. ”

Shui Xuan nodded: "If you don't say this, we won't dare to move!" ”

"In addition to these things, there are important things that always need to be paid attention to."

"Yes, you say."

"The black unicorn is out."

"We already know that." Shui Void was not surprised.

I continued: "But do you know that the black unicorn is Biling's year-old friend? ”

"I don't know. What's wrong? "I feel that something is wrong.

"Bi Ling has been dead for a long time, but her soul still hasn't dissipated. The Black Kirin hopes to resurrect Bi Ling, so he searches for the souls of the strong in order to replenish Bi Ling's vanishing powers and help him reshape his body. ”

Shui Xuan and the three of them immediately turned solemn, only Bi Tuo asked stupidly: "What does it matter to us that he is looking for a soul?" ”

Yinyu slapped him in the face. "Idiot. All four of us are strong souls, and all of us are on the hunt list. ”

I shook my head: "I'm not worried about the four of you going wrong. The Black Kirin is indeed very strong, but with the strength of the four of you. As long as you don't fall alone, it's still okay to run if you can't beat it. The problem is to defend against the three above you. ”

"You mean the Demon Envoy and the Demon King?" Qiong Lin couldn't help but ask.

"Your envoys still refuse to see me, and I don't think it's because they're rude, but because they can't come out to see me at all. I'm guessing your envoy is also weakened, injured, or has only a soul like the Demon King. ”

Shui Xuan sighed helplessly. "Alas! You guessed it. One of the demons on the left and right is in the same state of soul as the demon king, and the other is seriously injured, and now the demons' only hope is the four of us. Thanks to your help. Otherwise, we might have been wiped out by Heaven! ”

"Since I guessed correctly, you have to be more careful. The four of you can run away, but the two demon envoys and the demon king can't escape. What the Black Kirin needs is soul power. What the Demon King loses is mana, it does not affect the soul, and the Demon King has no ability to resist now, which is the best target for the Black Qilin. When the four of you see the black unicorn, you can barely get out safely, and there is definitely no hope of stopping him. So you'd better hide your three bosses. ”

"How about we leave the three of them directly to you for safekeeping?" Shui Xuan suddenly came up with such a solution.

"Don't even think about it. The bones of Bilingdi are with me, and the black unicorn often has to go back to visit them. Sending your soul to me is sending you into the jaws of a tiger. With the power of the black unicorn, no matter how I seal it, it will still be discovered so closely. ”

"But according to what you say, it's still not safe to put it with us!" Shui Xuan looked at me with some embarrassment.

I thought about it for a moment, but I didn't have a clue. "I can't help it anyway. The Black Kirin is too powerful, this guy is not something we can resist at all. Maybe you can ask the heavens for help! ”

"You're not so irresponsible, are you?"

"Responsibility? Make no mistake about it. He is the demon king, not my king. You are his protectors, and I am only your allies. It's good to tell you about this great secret. ”

Shui Xuan nodded: "I'm sorry, we're too excited." Demon King, we will protect it ourselves. Anyway. Thank you so much for what you've done for us. ”

"Now that I'm done, I'll go back first. If anything, you know how to find me. ”

After leaving Wanxian Mountain, I went straight back to Isinger, and now the problem is to solve Guanyin first. I'm really worried about having this time bomb by my side, and I might be in trouble if I let her run away.

Rose was in the council chamber when she saw me, and she immediately ran to pull me. But he took the tower from my hand first. "This is Li Jing's exquisite pagoda, right?" Rose's eyes are poisonous enough.

"Yes." "How did you get here?"

"I just borrowed it for two days, and I have to return it when people want it. And the reason why Li Jingken borrowed it is this. "I took the bead out.

Rose, they still don't know that Guanyin was sealed by me, and the only ones who really know about this are the two players who helped me act, the Jade Emperor, Taibai, Li Jing and Erlang Shen, and the four of them. Rose held the beads and looked at them for a long time. "Isn't this the bead you sealed the Suzaku Field? How did it turn white? ”

I picked up the Linglong Pagoda and threw it upward, and the pagoda fell and immediately took the two of us in. "I held the beads and shook them, and Guanyin appeared between me and the roses."

"Who is she?"

"Guanyin."

"Guanyin?" Rose looked her up and down in surprise for a long time. "I don't believe in Buddhism, you can't lie to me like that, right? No matter how you look at this girl, it's only eighteen, is Guanyin still called Guanyin when she looks like this? Tear her skirt shorter and she will be a female singer who takes the sexy route! You say she's a demon girl, I'll believe it, Guanyin...... It's outrageous! ”

"Whether you believe it or not, this is Guanyin. But you guessed it right, she's really a witch. ”

"Wait, wait, why did Guanyin become a demon girl again?" Rose was completely confused by me.

I laughed, "At first I was more confused than you." These inside stories are all told by the Jade Emperor. A super storm that is fiercer than gossip weekly. Here's the thing......"

It took me a long time to explain the origin of Guanyin, and no one could have imagined that the origin of Guanyin was so complicated. And it also involves a very dark political struggle. In fact, the Jade Emperor told me that it was already a selectively abridged story, and there were many things that the Jade Emperor deliberately ignored before the identity of the three princesses of the South China Sea, because all those things were poured out of Heaven's face. Rose's little mouth turned into an O-shape in surprise, she didn't expect such a strange thing to completely subvert everyone's basic concept. "So what now?" Rose became anxious when she found out that I had kidnapped Kannon.

I smiled and said the last paragraph to the rose. The Jade Emperor said. Delicate and decent women are die-hards, whoever breaks her body, she will follow her to the end for the rest of her life. No matter who the other party is, she will not disobey. ”

"Wow! Isn't that the best in a man's dream, and he will come and go when he is called? Are you tempted? ”

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I resolutely rejected the Jade Emperor's proposal."

"Hmph, that's pretty much it. But what about her? If we knew, we'd be in trouble. Is it a walking time bomb to make her here! ”

I laughed, "We're not just a man in our guild. Can't the city guards, with millions of people, find a suitable one? Actually, the target in my mind is Vader, that kid is terrible in his own right, if I send him another wife, he should be able to be the male and female of our guild. I just don't know if he wants to. ”

Rose laughed too. "If you can't do it, you will be forced to get married, and let Vina press him as a sister. You pressed him with your identity as a leader. If it doesn't work, he will be drunk, and let him lose his morality after drinking. If it doesn't work, I'll be drugged, I don't know if there are aphrodisiacs in the gold coins! ”

"Wow. What do you think about all day long, little head? How can gold coins have aphrodisiacs? But when you think about it, it does seem to have reference value. Otherwise, don't try them one by one, let's go together? First trick him into drinking, then put aphrodisiacs in the wine, and then strip the two of them naked and throw them into a small room. Regardless of whether they restrained the medicine or not, anyway, the next day the power was overwhelming, and they were carried to the auditorium to get married. By the way, how did I forget about the old moon? I'll go to him and ask for a red thread later. ”

"Hey. Vida is a European, so he can't care about it, right? ”

"When you go to China, you have to do it according to China. Anyway, I'll tie them up and see if they can live on top of it. ”

"Good way. This kind of thing needs to be hurried, I really don't feel at ease when this bomb is dropped here. I'll go to Vena's side, and you can go to Heavenly Court. Vida's liquor was handed over to the eagle. Aphrodisiac let the gold coin go in. Split up. ”

Rose and I are both efficient walkers, and we do what we say. Guanyin was trapped in the tower and could only shed tears, and when he heard the plan of the two of us, he couldn't even say anything against it. When Eagle and Lark heard about my plan and Rose's plan, they immediately went into action, and in an instant, news spread throughout the guild city that Vader was getting married.

In fact, Guanyin is not only a time bomb for our guild, but also for the heavenly court. After I told the Heavenly Court everything about the fairyland in the painting, the Jade Emperor actually sent Li Jing and Erlang God down to congratulate him, and that guy was also brought over with him.

The city was bustling with activity in an instant, and the streets of Isengh were lined with flowing water mats, from the city gate to the important city gate. Any player and free NPC can attend the banquet at any time, and the wedding becomes a carnival. The whole city is boiling, but what about our two newcomers?

Guanyin was glaring at the frightened eyes at this time, trying to dodge. The gold coin was trying to hold her down with seven or eight girls, and a girl next to her was carrying a large teapot. A girl on the other side holds a funnel. The girl with the teapot opened the lid and looked at it, "Sister Jincoin." Isn't that too much for such a pot? This is ** red, one bite can make the female dragon spring, she doesn't need to pour so much into it even if she is strong in algorithm, right? ”

The gold coin tried to suppress Guanyin and said, "What are you doing?" Are you worried that she can't stand it? ”

The girl smiled and said, "I'm worried that Brother Vader can't stand it, alas! Brother Vader is so handsome, but it's a pity that it's an NPC, otherwise I'd have chased him myself! ”

The gold coin finally succeeded in controlling Guanyin's head, and the other girls hugged their hands and legs, and finally suppressed Guanyin's struggle. "Funnels." The gold coin took the funnel and thrust it into Guanyin's mouth, only to be pushed out by her tongue. "Holy. He still resisted. Xiao Ju, take the mouth and ask for the one who opened the hole in the middle. ”

A girl blushed and brought the thing called the mouthpiece. It has a belt that goes around the head and ties it to the mouth, but it has a hole in the middle of the mouth with a steel pipe inside. Inserting a steel pipe into your mouth and tying a belt behind your head will ensure that the other person can't keep their mouth shut and their tongue can't push out.

After loading this, the gold coin inserted the funnel again, and this time it couldn't spit out. She reached out and took the large teapot. "You guys be careful, it's going to spray everywhere when you pour it, keep your mouth shut. I'm not responsible if it gets in your mouth. ”

"Don't worry, even if you accidentally drink it, you won't rob your soulless."

"Cut, Ah Wei won't pay attention to you! All right. Shut up, I started pouring it. ”

The gold coin was ruthless enough, and she poured Guanyin into her mouth, but Guanyin refused to swallow it, and as a result, the gold coin pinched her nose, and after holding it for nearly thirty seconds, Guanyin suddenly began to cough, and the potion went in all at once. The gold coin smiled beside him and said, "Really, isn't it less painful to cooperate?" Don't be born in the blessing and don't know the blessing, Vader is a heartthrob, you don't lose! ”

On the other hand, Eagle and Vader were drinking vigorously in the high-end tavern of the guild, and he didn't know what was being celebrated outside, so we didn't tell him. Eagle and Bailing took turns drinking and saying that he had done a lot for our guild, and anyway, he just picked up good things. People like to drink under the two extremes of happiness and depression, and Vader is dizzy from drinking glass after cup, Eagle glanced at Bailing, and Bailing immediately left the private room.

Outside the door stood Rose, who had a bottle of wine in her hand. Bai Ling took the bottle. "This is the bottle, isn't it?"

Rose nodded: "I heard that the gold coin said that this is called **red, and the power is endless." Make no mistake about it. If you and the eagle drink, you probably won't even be able to get out of bed tomorrow. ”

"It works for the player, too?"

"Yes." Rose nodded: "This thing was brought back from Japan." On our side is contraband. In the end, both bottles were used. ”

Bai Ling looked at the bottle in surprise. "How much did you add?"

"Two to one. Anyway, Vinda couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest that he had already drunk, and he couldn't taste it even if it was all medicine. ”

Bai Ling nodded: "How is Guanyin doing over there?" ”

"Bring the gold coins to be poured again, this should be over."

As soon as Rose finished speaking, the gold coin ran up from below. "How's it going over here?"

Rose looked at the white cloth in the gold coin's hand in surprise. "What is this?"

"Guanyin's clothes. The power of the medicine seems to be too strong, and it starts to attack as soon as it is poured down. She lifted the white cloth up. That, no, we tore all the clothes, and we picked them up. I'm still shouting hot in the tower! ”

Bai Ling immediately took the wine and said, "Then I have to hurry." With that, he went into the room. In less than five minutes she came out again. "Alright."

Rose snapped her fingers downstairs, "Hurry up." ”

Immediately rushed up from downstairs, and a group of soldiers rushed into the room with thick blankets. Vader was already in a semi-comatose state, lying under the table with her eyes closed. A few soldiers entered and quickly flipped the table, and another pulled Vader out. A few people went up and stripped Vader of all their hands, then wrapped them in a blanket and moved out.

The two soldiers fought off the explosives pack and transported the blanket directly to the council chamber, and the girls all withdrew. Li Jing and I put the ** Vida out of the blanket, and then Li Jing put him into the tower at once.

"Okay, now that I've let go of the control of the tower, Guanyin and him should be able to move freely inside, but they can't use mana. I've closed the passage, and they're stuck on the first level now, with nowhere to go. ”

"Haha, the next thing is to wait." I took the tower and put it on the table: "Happy cooperation." ”

Li Jing sighed and said: "I think that I am the dignified Heavenly King, the President of the Heavenly Court, and I want to accompany you to force people to commit adultery here, it's really ...... Alas, I don't know what to say! ”

"You have to open a point. We are a new couple, and we are working hard for the great cause of reconciling yin and yang, and you should feel honored. If you think according to your thoughts, isn't Yue Lao going to commit suicide? What he does every day is to put a couple to bed. ”

As he was talking, there was a moan of ** from the tower on the table. "Damn. Can you hear this? The sound insulation of the exquisite pagoda doesn't seem to be very good! I said, "Heavenly King?" I think the two of us should go outside for a few drinks, right? Although it is glorious to be a newcomer, it is not right to listen to the corner, right? ”

"Agreed, let's get out of here! I can't stay here for a moment! As soon as Li Jing finished speaking, a loud moan came from the body of the miniature tower, and Li Jing and I fled with red faces.

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