Wei Changtian said: "It's a long story. Your Majesty, this is not the place to talk, let's go back to the Princess's chamber and say, okay? Don't bring anyone else, just the three of us...... And him. As he spoke, he pointed to the snake demon he was leading.

Seeing his mysterious appearance, the king felt that this matter was extraordinary, nodded slowly, and said to the soldiers: "You can wait here, and I will follow the two divine doctors to the princess's dormitory and sit down for a while." All the soldiers shouted in unison.

Entering the princess's room, Wei Changtian covered the door, glanced around, didn't see the bear monster, and couldn't help but look at Zhu Bajie, which means to say: "Where did the black bear spirit go?"

Zhu Bajie smiled, and when he arrived at the embroidery bed, he leaned down and pulled out the black bear under the bed, and said, "Why, when I went out just now, I stuffed this black charcoal under the bed, so as not to scare others." ”

When the king saw that there were still people hidden under the bed, he became more and more surprised, and said, "Doctor Zhu, this ...... What the hell are you two doing? I grabbed one and stuffed another under the bed, and said that it had something to do with the princess's illness......"

Wei Changtian said: "Don't worry, I'll let these two monsters tell you slowly." He pulled the snake demon and the bear demon together, sat down on a wooden bench, and said with a smile: "How about the two of you, it doesn't taste good to be tied up, isn't it?" Hey, tell me how you treat the princess, and say it carefully, not a word less! Otherwise, you will immediately chop off your heads and throw them out to feed the dogs!"

Zhu Bajie added: "If you don't say it, I'll kick it!"

The bear monster was straightforward and irritable, and when he heard the "hum", he was obviously not convinced.

Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, it looks like you won't say it." I'll kick!" flew up his feet, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, it was a random kick, and after a while, I saw that the bear demon's lips were swollen and cracked, and his nose was bleeding for a long time, and he looked miserable.

The snake demon on the side saw it in his eyes, and his heart jumped violently, seeing Zhu Bajie walking towards him, he hurriedly said: "I said, I said it." ”

Zhu Bajie smiled: "This is good, let's talk slowly." He said to the king: 'Your Majesty, you have listened well. ‘

The snake demon looked at the bear monster, there was a look of fear in his eyes, and he knew that Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie were strong, and they really didn't dare to hide it, so they told him how to cultivate himself and the bear monster into essence, how to change into a human form and sneak into the palace to desecrate the princess half a month ago, and how to threaten the princess and so on, and finally went to ask Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie and said: "It is not easy to ask the two immortals to remember that my cultivation is not easy, let me go this time, and I will not dare next time." ”

King Chechi listened to the words of the snake demon, and knew that his daughter was originally killed by them, although he was usually afraid of ghosts and demons, but at this time he was full of anger, and he couldn't care much about it, so he stepped forward and picked up the two demons one by one, and put them down violently, and the long beard under his chin trembled, and said, "You guys...... You two bastards, it's not shallow to spoil my daughter!" rushed to the door, opened the door and shouted: "Come on!

The soldiers, who were guarding the distance, heard the king's call and hurried over. The leading officer said, "Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

The king turned back and said, "Pull them out and cut them down! Cut them down at once! Bring the corpses to me!"

The officer was stunned, and he didn't know why the king lost his temper in the middle of the night and killed the head of the person, but he didn't dare to disobey the emperor's order, so he waved his hand and let a few soldiers who followed him into the house, escorted the snake and the bear out of the house, and took them to the execution ground to be beheaded.

Zhu Bajie loudly called out to the soldiers who carried out the beheading, and instructed: "You must pay attention when cutting off your head, these two people's lives are big, it is not easy to kill, it is best to tie your body tightly when killing, and then cut off your head and hold it tightly, as long as you have a tea and dinner, he will die." The soldiers looked at each other, nodded and walked away.

After a while, the officer ran in with a look of horror on his face and reported: "National ...... Your Majesty, the two men cut off their heads...... After the beheading, there was no blood at first, but after a while, a burst of smoke came out, and the body changed into a headless black bear and a long-length black snake......"

In the meantime, the chief of the guard told the king about this early in the morning, and he was not moved by how surprised he was, and said lightly: "Okay, all the soldiers have worked hard, you go to sleep, and I will reward you heavily another day." But remember, no one is allowed to say anything about tonight's events, otherwise they will be punished with death. ”

The officer sweated on his forehead and said, "Yes, the slave understands! the slave understands!"

After the two demons were eliminated, the king arranged Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie, and went to tell the princess about it, and then comforted and persuaded her in every possible way, so that she could have a good rest. And the princess thought that she would no longer have to be coerced and humiliated by monsters in the future, and that she would be able to spend the day happily and with peace of mind.

At that time, the dawn of the sky in the east appeared, and the king stroked his daughter's hair, and said happily: "If it weren't for those two miracle doctors surnamed Zhu this time, how could my daughter's illness be cured? Well, daughter, it's almost dawn, you cheer up and go with me in the morning, and I will summon those two miracle doctors." Entertain them with the most solemn etiquette of our Che Chi country. ”

His so-called "most solemn etiquette" is to let the guests sit on the float in the morning, accompanied by beautiful women, to parade the whole city, let the people cheer in the middle of the road, and then at noon in the palace hall to put on a feast, invite all the officials to accompany them, really beautiful.

The princess rejoiced, and said, 'Yes, Father, I will personally accompany them in the streets, and I will toast them a few more glasses at the banquet.' ‘

When the king saw his daughter's smile for the first time in a long time, he was in a good mood, and said with a smile: "Listen to my good daughter." ”

So the princess dressed up carefully in front of the makeup mirror, and took her father's palm to the main hall of the early dynasty.

After sitting down in the dragon chair, the civil and military ministers on both sides knelt down and bowed, and the mountain shouted: "Long live!" The king smiled and said kindly: "All the ministers, I have an important announcement today. Hehe, what do you know?"

Seeing that the king was very happy, all the ministers below secretly wondered, thinking: "Your Majesty has been depressed and distressed about the princess these days, why is he so happy today?" I don't know if Weichen guessed right?"

The king laughed and said, "Yes, yes, that's what I'm going to say today." The two miracle doctors had already removed the root of the princess's illness, and the princess was already fine. He beckoned to the left, and the princess, who had been waiting for a long time, walked out slowly.

The king asked the princess to sit beside him, and said to the ministers, "Look, the princess's face is ruddy, and it is very different from yesterday. Hehe, okay, totally good. ”

A minister took the opportunity to pat the horse and said: "Your Majesty is powerful for nine days, blessed all over the world, and is deeply loved by all the people, so God gave a divine doctor to make the princess's daughter fully recover." This is the blessing of Your Majesty, the blessing of the princess, the blessing of the ministers, and the blessing of all the people! Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live!"

The king twisted his beard, glanced left and right, and said, "I am determined to thank the two brothers with the most solemn courtesy, what do you think?"

All the ministers said in unison: "Your Majesty is wise, it should be like this!"

So the king sent an edict to build two giant floats, and invited Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie to sit on them, and each was accompanied by eight beautiful girls. Floats depart from the palace and are paraded through every street in the city.

Thousands of people in the city had heard the news that God had cured the princess's illness, and spontaneously ran to the streets to see the "miracle doctor". Wherever the float passed, the people cheered and applauded.

Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie sat high on the chair in the car, seeing the people like this, as if they were the kings of this Che Chi country, they couldn't help but be proud, stretched out their hands and waved vigorously, greeting the people. Although there are eight beautiful women sitting around, their muscles are warm and fragrant, and their smiles are like flowers, which makes Yan Yan itch in his heart, but it is inconvenient to "move his hands and feet" in front of everyone, and he has such thoughts in his heart: "Then the king got these beauties to accompany him, I don't know what it means, did he break up after swimming in the street?" Hehe, I don't know if there is a 'wonderful afterplay'." ”

After swimming more than ten streets, it was almost noon, so the float turned back to the palace. A feast had already been prepared in the main hall of the palace, and the emperor's relatives and relatives of the Manchu Dynasty had arrived. Of course, the king was in the right position, and Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie were the guests of honor at this feast, so they sat on both sides, and the officials also sat according to their ranks.

At noon, the feast begins. Regardless of the scale of the number of participants and the richness of the dishes on the table, this banquet was greatly superior to yesterday's banquet, during which the king repeatedly persuaded each other, coupled with the slapping of horses and whiskers and flattery of the ministers, how could Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie not float on the soles of their feet? Before the banquet was over, the two of them had eaten and drunk well in advance, and after teasing some nonsense with the courtiers, they fell down on the table and fell asleep.

When the ministers saw that he was full of ugliness, and if there was no one around, they all shook their heads and smiled bitterly, but the king did not care, so they took them away to rest, and the rest of the ministers continued to eat and drink.

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In the middle of the night, Wei Changtian woke up first, woke up Zhu Bajie, and said, "Brother, get up." Aren't we drinking? How did we get here?"

Zhu Bajie got up and shook his head violently, patted his drowsy head, and only reacted after a while, and scolded and said: "Fuck, it must be that the old king is afraid that we will eat and drink too much, so he forced us to sleep." Phew, just sleep, and don't even find a few beauties to accompany you. Wiping the saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth, he said with a smile: "The little beauty who sits on the float in the daytime sits beside me, keeps teasing me with her hands, and squeezes her eyebrows at me and winks, it seems that she is an old pig in the picture." Hehe, it's okay to just get her to accompany the old pig. ”

Wei Changtian jumped up from the bed and said, "Fuck, don't just think about it." We've been in this car for two days and two nights. If you continue to grind slowly like this, when will you be able to reach Lingshan?"

Zhu Bajie was stunned and muttered: "If you stay in every place you pass through for two days, even two friends won't be able to reach Lingshan." But...... This should be rubbed in the place to be rubbed, let's only pick a good place. For example, the daughter country in front of you...... All women in the country...... If you don't stay there for a few days, you will regret it. ”

Wei Changtian's heart moved, he came to his senses, sat on the edge of the bed and asked, "You said that the front is it?" Hehe, I always heard you say that the daughter country and the daughter country, if all of them are women in the country, wouldn't the two of us be very popular?

Zhu Bajie said: "Who said it wasn't. As for the ugly appearance of the old pig, when I passed there, there were still a large number of girls chasing after me to marry me. Alas, it's just that the old pig and I are dedicated to the Buddha, the four are empty, and I regard the same beauty as a floating cloud......"

Wei Changtian smiled and said: "Pull a bird's egg! I don't know how many fancy intestines you have? But to be honest, this king is too picky, since there is food and drink, how can he not reward a few women? Well, Brother Pig, since there is a good place ahead, why do we have to stay in this bird place? Let's go!"

Zhu Bajie was stunned and said, "No, you, let's leave now?" wait until dawn, and my brother will sleep for a while. ‘

Wei Changtian said: "No, maybe the king will have something to do after dawn, or take advantage of the dead of night now, and go unknowingly." ”

Although Zhu Bajie was a little reluctant, he still stood up and muttered: "Let's go, the old pig is still sleepy, and he hasn't even slept well......"

Wei Changtian ignored him, thought about it sideways, and saw that there was a pen and ink on the table in the room, so he spread out a piece of paper, and wrote a few lines on it.

Zhu Bajie was curious, walked over and read: "Old king, let's go, goodbye, there will be a time later." casually tell you, the two of us are not miracle doctors, but heavenly immortals, haha, believe it or not. After reading it, he asked, "Brother, what are you writing this for?"

Wei Changtian said with a smile: "Don't do anything, I think that the king knows that we are immortals, maybe he will build a monument and build a temple for the two of us, and maybe worship every year." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Yes, these few sentences are well kept!" Afraid that the paper would be blown away by the wind, he simply pressed a thick book on it.

At that moment, he turned back to the true appearance of a pig, and Wei Changtian went out of the house, rode the clouds into the sky, and when he looked down, he saw that the lights in Che Chi Guo City were sparse, and he was a little reluctant.

Flying at night, the wind was cool, the two of them thought about hurrying to the border of their daughter's country, and flew forward without saying anything, about two thousand miles away, during which Wei Changtian looked down from time to time, and asked Zhu Bajie one after another if he had arrived in his daughter's country. Zhu Bajie just shook his head.

Seeing that the night had passed and the sky was bright again, Wei Changtian couldn't help but become anxious, and when he was about to ask again, he only heard Zhu Bajie say: "It's coming! The population of the daughter country is secret, and now it's daylight, we can't fall in the city, let's enter the city by the waterway outside." ”

He had been to the daughter country, this time he was familiar with the road, drove the clouds and landed on a clear river, and once again turned into a middle-aged scholar, pointing to the river that was winding forward, and said: "This river leads directly to the city of the daughter country, get a boat to go north along the river, and you can reach the city in less than half an hour." ”

Wei Changtian said: "Okay, it's easy to get a boat, see how I change." From a willow tree beside him, he tore off a few thin leaves and sprinkled them into the water, muttered a fairy trick in his mouth, and blew out a white fairy breath towards those thin leaves, as if emerging from the bottom of the water, and a beautiful big boat with a width of three zhang and a length of more than five zhang appeared on the surface of the river.

Zhu Bajie exclaimed: "My God, it's just the two of us, why did you come up with such a big ship?"

Wei Changtian smiled and said: "The boat is big, and it is stable and comfortable to sit!" was about to jump up, but was grabbed by Zhu Bajie, and said: "Slow down, I said brother, quickly accept your spell, if your boat enters the city, you have to block the river traffic in the city, in case you provoke female soldiers and female generals, and give us a charge of disturbing public order, and want to arrest us and put us in prison, what do you say?"

Wei Changtian pursed his lips disdainfully, waved his fist lightly and said, "I'm afraid they don't have that ability!

Zhu Bajie looked left and right, and saw that there were no boats or people nearby, so he hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand: "But can't! Although he is a soldier wearing a horse pistol, after all, they are all flower-like girls' families, you can bear to do it, but the old pig can't be ruthless! ......Besides, the city is crowded with people, and our two big men will fight against a group of women, which will damage our reputation! The whole human world knows the 'heroic name' of our two brothers, do you want to mix in the human world in the future?"

Wei Changtian thought about it, and said, "That's what you said...... Okay, don't hit women. What do you say? Why don't I turn into a boat and come out?"

Zhu Bajie said: "It's best to take a boat into the city, so as not to be too eye-catching, otherwise a group of people will suddenly come around, and they can't walk, so it's strange if they don't share us with food." ”

Wei Changtian slapped his palms and laughed: "Haha, dying in the midst of thousands of flowers, being a ghost is also romantic!

Zhu Bajie raised his eyes and looked up the river, and saw a small wooden boat rowing towards this side, and when the boat was near, he saw that it was a middle-aged woman who was supporting the boat, so he waved and shouted: "That big sister, we are going to take a boat into the city!

The middle-aged woman who was holding the boat rowed the boat closer, and when she saw that it was two men, she smiled and said, "You two guest officers can catch up with the bargain today! I'll take you out into the city to see the excitement. ”

Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie jumped on the boat and sat down in the cabin, the female shipowner swung the wood pulp hard, and with a "squeak" sound, the boat quickly slid in the direction of the city to the north.

After walking more than ten meters, Wei Changtian asked, "Ship owner, what you just said is very clever...... What does that mean?'

The female shipowner was overjoyed, and said happily: "Tomorrow, the new lord of our Xiliang female country will ascend the throne, and the whole country will celebrate." The new lord has issued an order, these days, but all foreign merchants who pass through our Xiliang women's country can go to the city to eat and drink for free, if it is a male guest, in addition to eating and drinking, you can choose a few women in the country at will to take away, you say, is this a cheap thing?"

Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie glanced at each other, their eyes lit up together, and they said loudly: "It's cheap, it's cheap!"

The female shipowner glanced back at the two of them, and saw that they were all good-looking, especially Wei Changtian, who was handsome and had an extraordinary demeanor, and her heart suddenly moved, she stopped her oars, and asked with a smile: "Where are the two guest officers from? Where are you going? Have you ever been married?"

Wei Chang Tianqi said: "Ship owner, you don't put your boat, why do you ask this? What does it matter to you whether we marry or not?" thought to himself: "This Xiliang woman is full of women, and she has rarely seen men, does this woman take a fancy to us? No, she is older, she must like the big one, ha, it seems that the big brother pig is in the picture!"

The woman laughed and said, "I'm just asking, I don't mean anything else." After a long time, I couldn't help but stop sizing again, turned around and said: "Two guest officers, I have two daughters in my family, one is sixteen years old and the other is eighteen years old, both of whom are beautiful, gentle and graceful. Today, the two guest officers can get on my boat, and we can be regarded as a kind of fate, I ...... I want to marry two daughters to two guest officers, what do you think? Hehe, the fare for the boat is waived today, and you go directly to my house. ”

Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie didn't expect this woman to say such a thing, and couldn't help but be stunned, Wei Changtian waved his hand and said: "I have already married several daughters-in-law at home, and I can't afford to support them! My old mother resolutely refused to let me marry again, saying that if I married again, she would look for a short time, I am a filial son, how can I not listen to her old man! Ship master, I understand your kindness, don't talk about this matter!"

The woman's face was disappointed, and she let out an "oh" and looked at Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie looked at her, and saw that she looked small and sunken nose, her face was as yellow as wax, and she was extremely ugly, and her heart "chuckled" and thought: "Your wife looks like this, how good can your daughter be?" It doesn't matter if I die, if I affect my newly married daughter-in-law, do you think it's a pity?"

The woman was dumbfounded, and said, "Really...... Really!"

Zhu Bajie couldn't help laughing, and said with a bitter face: "How can there be a fake? If you don't believe it, follow me to your home." ”

The woman hurriedly said, "No...... No need, sit down, I'll set the boat. Since there was no hope of "proposing" for her daughter, she no longer talked to Wei Changtian and the others, and concentrated on setting up the boat.

After about a meal, a city appeared in front of the right. The woman brought the boat to the shore and said, "All right, you have arrived at the south gate of the city, and the two guest officers please disembark." ”。

Wei Changtian took out two large gold ingots and gave them to her, and said, "Ship master, although our brother can't marry your daughter, there will definitely be men passing by in the future, and these two ingots of gold will be given to you, even if it is to buy dowries for your two daughters." Saying that, he went ashore with Zhu Bajie and walked straight to the south gate of the Xiliang Women's Country.

After a careful examination of several heroic female soldiers at the city gate, the two entered the city together, only to see the streets full of young and old, all women in red dresses and green jackets, rubbing fat and powder, except for such a different place, doing business and trading, wandering around, no different from other countries and cities.