Wei Changtian pretended to be frightened, screamed "Ah", retreated behind a pillar in the room, and said in a trembling voice: "You guys...... Who are you? This is the princess...... Princess's dormitory, get out of here...... Get out!" he is the best at acting on the spot, crying, laughing, scolding and scolding can be said to be easy to make, and there is no pretentiousness.

The thin monster glanced at her, his eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Why haven't you come these days, there is an extra maid in the princess's room? Well, yes, very beautiful little girl." As soon as the fan was put away, he beckoned to Wei Changtian and said, "Little girl, don't be afraid, I'm a good person, you come here." ”

Wei Changtian bit his lower lip with his teeth, shook his head violently, and said, "No, you lie, you ...... You don't look like a good guy at all. If you come here in the middle of the night, you're either a robber or a whore!"

The thin monster didn't expect her to say such a thing as a maid in the palace, and couldn't help but be stunned.

On the contrary, the fat monster was very happy, and said with a smile: "Brother Snake, this little girl is really interesting! The first two times you came to enjoy the princess's body alone, leaving my brother and me cold, but this time there is a little girl, and the princess dares to love me when she sees me alone, specially prepared for me, okay! Brother Snake, you are looking for your princess's fun, this little girl belongs to me to enjoy." Turning his face to Wei Changtian, he rubbed his hands, looking impatient, and said, "Little girl, he is a robber and adulterer, I am not, I am a good person." Come, stay with me for one night. ”

Wei Changtian said: "I, just your black charcoal head, like a big bear, it's not as good as him." He pointed to the skinny monster.

The fat demon said, "It's weird, how do you know that I am a black bear?"

Wei Changtian said: "You are black and fat, with short limbs, a simple voice, and you walk with a sway, you are a big black bear, and you are stupid if you can't see it." Looking at the bear demon, he thought, "Hehe, it turned out to be a stupid monster, so I don't want to recruit myself." Well, you are a bear demon, and you just called that thin man 'Brother Snake', and I think you are a bear and a snake. His grandmother's, it turned out to be cultivated by two beasts, I don't know how many Dao deeds, so I came out to be a spirit and harm people, today you deserve to meet my Wei Chang Tianwei Xiaoxian, and you are dead!"

The bear demon's head was dull, and he frowned and said to the snake demon: "Brother snake, I have already changed, how can she see that I am a bear? Could it be that I can't cultivate at home?"

The snake demon looked down on him a little, and said casually: "Where, this little girl must have guessed randomly." Brother Xiong has been cultivating for a long time, and his demonic power is profound, and he is many times stronger than my brother. ”

Only then did the bear demon smile and said to Wei Changtian: "Okay, it turns out that you little girl is stunned by me, look at how I control you!" opened his arms and pounced on Wei Changtian's hiding place.

Wei Changtian had the intention to tease this bear demon, screaming loudly, flashing left and right on the other hand, and teasing him in the house. Because every time he dodged the bear demon's attack, he couldn't afford it, and he deliberately dodged extremely embarrassed, because the two demons didn't see any flaws, but this little maid was clever and flexible, and she didn't think about it elsewhere at all.

When the snake demon saw that the bear demon had found the maid, he felt bored, turned around and walked to the embroidery bed and sat down, and said to the princess who was transformed from Zhu Bajie with her back to the wall: "Beauty, I'm here!"

When he came the first few times, he only screamed like this, and the real princess of Che Chiguo trembled with fright, and crawled into the bed with the quilt and didn't dare to make a sound, not wanting Zhu Bajie to deliberately lure him to the bait, so that he could grab it in one fell swoop, and said angrily: "Since the king is here, what are you waiting for stupidly? Hurry up and take off your clothes and go to bed, everyone is waiting for death." ”

Wei Changtian was playing in circles with the bear demon over there, and when he heard Zhu Bajie's words, he almost fainted, and said in his heart: "No, it's disgusting for this old pig to pretend to be a sissy, I'll vomit!"

When the snake demon heard the words of the "princess", it was tantamount to Tianyin Miaole, and he rubbed his hands and said with a dry smile: "Princess, when I came here a few times, you were afraid and hated me, why are you so good to me this time, do you have figured it out?"

Zhu Bajie turned his back to him, and said with a smile: "Yes, I figured it out." It's not fun to be a princess at all, people think that they can go back with the king to be a lady of the village, and accompany the king day and night. Your Majesty, you said it would be okay. ”

The snake demon couldn't help but say happily, "Okay, princess, I'll take you away." Hehe, I wanted to forcibly take you to my cave a few times ago, but I was pregnant with you and asked for death, this time it's better. Come, baby, I'll take you away. Bent down and stretched out his arms to pick up the "little waist" of the "princess" that Zhu Bajie had become.

He stuffed his arms under Zhu Bajie, lifted it up hard, only to feel that the "princess" was extremely heavy, and exclaimed: "I really can't imagine it, princess, look at your petite and delicate figure, you can blow away with a gust of wind, but it is such a heavy method!"

Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back a smile and said, "What are you anxious about, since you are here this time, you will simply sleep in my bed all night, and it will not be too late to leave after dawn." Your accomplice will be accompanied by my maid. ”

The snake demon saw that the bear demon was chasing the maid that Wei Changtian had changed, and he didn't even get a corner of his clothes, but he was so tired that he was sweating profusely, and sneered: "Brother Xiong, you are bulky, and you can't catch her like this." Won't you use some means?"

The bear demon suddenly realized, stopped his steps, took a few breaths, and said, "This little girl is too slippery! As soon as he raised his arms, he said, "Long!" The arms full of black hair suddenly grew more than a foot long, and his hands were right on Wei Changtian's shoulders, and he grabbed it hard, and shouted again: "Close!" The arms quickly retracted.

Wei Changtian couldn't help himself, with an "ouch", he couldn't stand on his feet, and a body retreated back with the arms of the bear demon.

The bear demon went upward, wrapped his arms, hugged Wei Changtian in his arms, and laughed: "Little girl, little beauty, I see where you are still running!"

Wei Changtian saw him stretching out his head and pouting, and a black face came towards him, he couldn't help but feel nauseous, and couldn't help blurting out: "You monster bastard ugly bear spirit, hit it!" pulled out his right hand and slapped the bear monster's left cheek.

The bear monster was already slow to react, and he was holding a "beauty" in his arms, he was so horny that he didn't watch out at all, and he couldn't dodge it when he saw the slap of the "beauty", but he only heard a crisp sound of "pop", and his left cheek was really hit. Originally, his left cheek and right cheek were the same size, but this time there was a noticeable difference, the left cheek part was high and swollen, like a long piece of flesh.

Rao is bear monster has rough skin and thick flesh, but he also feels that the place where he was beaten is as hot as being burned, his left hand went to cover his left cheek, and his right hand refused to let go of Wei Changtian, and said angrily: "Grandma, you dare to hit me, Lao Tzu has eaten you!"

At this time, the snake demon over there had just taken off his clothes and went to bed, but when he saw that his accomplice was going to commit murder, he was worried that he would spoil his interest, so he said, "Brother Xiong, stop!"

The bear monster was just above the head of the qi, where did he pay attention to him? Who would have thought that the sharp teeth fell, like devouring pig iron, "jumped", the front teeth were broken twice, and the blood flowed for a long time, and the "beauty" in his arms laughed and said: "Big black bear, you are stupid enough, look at what you bite?"

The bear monster was unexpected, and when he heard the words, he felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly let go of the hand holding the "beauty", pulled back, and stared at it, but saw that it was a stone pier, and the "beauty" he was holding stood on the left side of his body with a smile.

He was stunned, pointed at Wei Changtian and said, "You...... You little girl are really the maids of the palace?"

Wei Changtian also learned from Zhu Bajie's voice just now, sharpened his voice, and said angrily: "Fuck, you blind bear-eyed person, you want to take advantage of your aunt and grandmother, no way! To tell you the truth, Aunt Ben is a fairy invited by King Chechi, who specializes in catching you two monsters." ”

The bear monster was furious, and said, "Bullshit fairy! Just because you are a little girl, you also want to take care of our family's idle affairs, looking for death!" As soon as the word "death" fell, I saw Wei Changtian wave his hand, and a yellow light flew towards him, and he hurriedly dodged to the side.

How do you know that the yellow light is a thumb-thick rope conjured by Wei Changtian, very spiritual, he dodged and hidden, but it was slower, the rope bent in the air, like lightning rushed to him, made several circles by himself, knotted together, and tied the bear monster firmly.

The bear monster was so frightened that it could not break free with all its strength, revealing the true nature of the beast, and grinning at the sky with its fangs, which shook the whole palace.

Wei Changtian turned back to himself and said loudly: "Don't scream, believe it or not, let the fairy slap your bear mouth?"

The snake demon over there saw that the situation was wrong, and knew that he had really met an immortal who did not want mana, and he had no intention of fighting, so he wanted to pick up the "princess" on the bed and run away, but he didn't want the "princess" to suddenly lift the quilt and sit up, but hugged him, and said with a smile: "Monster, look at how my 'princess' looks." ”

When the snake demon Dingqing looked at it, Zhu Bajie had already appeared in his original form, with small eyes and a big mouth, two ears to attract wind, a big belly and poop, and the whole fat pig couldn't help but gasp and secretly screamed: "It's not good! It turns out that this pig's head is also a cultivator! I have bad luck today." Zhu Bajie's arms were like iron hoops, and he couldn't break free, and he felt remorse in his heart.

Zhu Bajie smiled at Wei Changtian and said: "Brother, one of our brothers, no one escaped, and they can't be turtles." Haha......" When he was halfway through laughing, the snake demon in his arms suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a puff of black smoke in his face, Zhu Bajie was caught off guard, and inhaled a trace of it in his nose, only to feel that his mind was unconscious for a while, and his arms were immediately weak.

The snake demon turned the toxin in his body into smoke and poison and spewed out, knowing that the immortal with high poisonous immortal mana, he just wanted to make Zhu Bajie temporarily lose his strength, and when he saw that it worked, he was ecstatic in his heart, and he did not hesitate, jumped out of bed, his body swirled, and the gust of wind rushed out of the window.

Wei Changtian shouted, "Where to escape!" took out the Ruyi little fairy stick, kicked his feet, and also ran out of the window, chasing the snake demon.

Zhu Bajie saw that he ran away from the snake demon, and his first thought was "bad thing, the old pig has become a turtle this time", he was angry and anxious, and hurriedly urged the true qi in his body, forced the smoke and poison out of the body, and his strength recovered as before, seeing Wei Changtian chasing the snake demon, one black and one white rushed to the sky, and kicked the bear monster under the embroidery bed with one kick, and then got up and rushed to the light, thinking: "If you don't catch the monster back this time, my brother must make fun of me!"

But said that the king of Che Chi obeyed Wei Changtian's words, not close to the princess's bedroom, so he took more than 100 soldiers in the hall anxiously waiting for the news of the two "exorcism", who knew that after waiting for a long time, but heard a loud roar from the direction of the dormitory, the king thought that something had happened, and he couldn't bear it, and led the soldiers to hurry to the princess's bedroom, only to see that although the door was closed, the window was wide open, and when he broke into the house alone, the bed was messy, the tables and chairs overturned, and Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie were already gone, and blurted out: "This ...... Where's Doctor Zhu? Why is it gone?"

A general behind him stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, I have become suspicious of that 'miracle doctor', they said earlier that they would not let me wait near the princess's dormitory, they must be trying to secretly play tricks." Your Majesty, please make this scene messy, maybe the two of them took the opportunity to slip away after stealing the valuables in the room. ”

The king frowned, walked around the room, shook his head, and said, "No, no." I have also been to the princess's room a few times, and there is not a single thing missing, and it seems that it is not a gangster who cheats to eat and drink. Well, and the roar just now, it's really weird to come, you look around the dormitory, and if you find something abnormal, report it to me immediately, without delay. ”

The general Nuno answered, and led some of his men out of the house. I searched almost the entire palace, but where could I find Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie?

The princess in the other side had also received a message from the maid beside her, and she knew in her heart that Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie might disappear because of the capture of monsters, so she hid in the house alone and burned incense and worshipped, secretly praying that the two of them could succeed in eliminating demons to eliminate their own heart disease.

Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie went one after the other, chasing the snake demon who fled from the palace.

His two manas were much higher than the snake demon, and they had caught up in a moment, Wei Changtian blocked each other in front, and Zhu Bajie intercepted each other in the back, sandwiching the snake demon in the middle, and sneered in unison. Zhu Bajie waved the nine-toothed nail palladium and said: "Grandma's, look where you are still running! If you run away and don't worry, the old pig will be miserable, and you will have to make a black ...... Ahem! It's going to ruin your reputation!"

Wei Changtian said: "Don't worry, Brother Pig, you can't run away from him." If you run away, you must be a turtle, and my Wei Changtian is not easy to explain to the princess. In this way, you will personally capture this monster, and brother, I will sweep the battle for you, and beware of this monster from escaping again. ”

Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Okay, look at the old pig." He said to the snake demon: "Damn the little goblin, are you going to have a fight with the old pig, or are you going to be captured......? Hehe, this nine-toothed nail palladium in the hands of the old pig is not forgiving!"

Although the snake demon knew that it was not Zhu Bajie's opponent, he refused to admit defeat, and pulled out a long snake spear gun, and the tip of the spear was pointed at Zhu Bajie...... With a cold light in his eyes, he said viciously: "Fat pig essence, who wants you to sabotage our good deeds? It's really hateful! Even if you fight to the death today, I won't bring you down." With a shake of his hand, the snake spear pine pierced Zhu Bajie's big belly like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter.

Where would Zhu Bajie put a little demon in him, he blocked it with a wave of the palladium, and said: "You are still shallow, and today the old pig doesn't use spells to win you, and only fights with you in martial arts." "He was the marshal of Tianpeng in the Heavenly Palace, although he was demoted to the lower realm, although he mistakenly cast a pig's fetus, so that his body was too fat, and his movements were very inconvenient, but since the Western Heaven learned the scriptures, his mana has increased greatly, not only making up for the previous clumsiness, but also making up for the more powerful gestures.

The snake demon held a hint of luck, and pretended to be calm and said: "Fight, fight, who is afraid of you!

Zhu Bajie smiled: "You are a demon to be slaughtered, and you still want to bet on the lottery?" Hehe, okay, what do you say to bet on." ”

The snake demon said, "If you win against me, I will take you at your disposal, and if I win, you two will let me go...... No, you will leave the country of Chechi, and you will never come again......"

Zhu Bajie scratched his head and hesitated: "This ......"

The snake demon sneered: "Fat pig spirit, what, don't you dare to make this bet with me? Phew, you two fight one, what kind of hero are you!" He knew that his life and death were already tied to a trace, so he used words to provoke Zhu Bajie, thinking that I am not as good as you when it comes to mana, but if compared to martial arts, I rely on my body to maneuver around you, drag you to the point where you have no strength, and then a tight attack can defeat you.

Wei Changtian knew what he meant, so he looked at Zhu Bajie and thought, "It seems that Brother Zhu is going to agree to him." Well, no matter how stupid Brother Pig is, he won't be able to beat him. ”

Sure enough, Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, it's decided." Come on, the old pig will let you make three moves, but I want to see what you are capable of as a nameless little demon. ”

The snake demon didn't speak anymore, and there was a long snake spear gun in his hand, and the tip of the spear shook out a few bowls of big gun flowers, and suddenly stabbed forward, virtual and real, it seemed to be stabbing at Zhu Bajie's chest, but in fact, the target was his dantian.

The strength of this snake demon is not on the same level as Zhu Bajie at all, and he thinks that this move is fast and powerful, but in the eyes of Zhu Bajie, he is disdainful. Zhu Bajie had the intention to show off his skills in front of his brothers, and saw the tip of the gun, and the nine-toothed nail palladium swung violently from bottom to top, and the nail teeth hit the tip of the snake spear gun.

The snake demon unexpectedly lost a move, and was taken aback, only then did he know that the difference in strength between the two was too far, and he moved to escape, and saw Wei Changtian standing in the clouds casually, not caring about this side, and stabbed Zhu Bajie a few times, with a strange scream, the snake spear gun was thrown at Zhu Bajie, and his body flew obliquely to the west.

Zhu Bajie dodged his snake spear gun, stomped his feet and said urgently: "Fuck, you want to run! Brother, chase ...... Huh?" When he went to see Wei Changtian, he was gone, and his heart moved, and he couldn't help laughing, and muttered: "My brother is very clever, so he was prepared for it." ”

In just a moment, Wei Changtian had already floated back from the direction where the snake demon had fled, holding a long rope in his hand, and at the end of the rope was the snake demon, with his head lowered and his face extremely depressed.

Wei Changtian drove the clouds and said to Zhu Bajie: "Go back to the palace, ask the old king for credit!"

Zhu Bajie followed behind him, kicked the snake demon's ass hard, and said, "You monster is too unkind, why did you run away after fighting?"

The snake demon was tied up like a dumpling by Wei Changtian with a rope, unable to move at all, and was kicked by Zhu Bajie to grin his teeth, but he didn't dare to be fierce anymore, and begged in a wailing voice: "Shangxian Mo kick again! Don't kick again!"

Zhu Bajie said "bah", and said hatefully: "You demon bully others, and you didn't keep your word just now, and you can't spare the bad water in your stomach!" The snake demon screamed a few times, and fainted in pain.

Wei Changtian said: "Brother Pig, it's not good to kill a monster. Otherwise, if there is no proof of death, how can the king believe that we have caught the monster?"

Zhu Bajie smiled: "The old pig just wants to teach him a lesson, I can't imagine that he will be so unbeaten!" and said: "Hey, by the way, didn't you say that you want to keep it secret for the princess? Why do you want to bring these two monsters to the king to see......?

Wei Changtian said: "Fuck, just say that the king knows about it, the princess is his daughter, and he will definitely keep it a secret." ”

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and said, "Yes." Hehe, our brothers have to knock the king this time, otherwise they will threaten him to tell this secret, so that the people of Che Chi Guo and the whole country will know. ”

Wei Changtian squinted at him with side eyes, and laughed: "I can't imagine that your old pig is so shameless, you actually play yin, and use this to threaten others." Ha, but well, let's see how the king reacts. ”

The two brothers spoke, but their feet did not stop, and they drove all the way to the top of the palace of King Chechi, when it was as dark as ink, and the two of them escorted the snake demon to the palace, but no one noticed.

When I arrived in front of the princess's bedroom, I met the king of Che Chi Guo and led people out from the inside, and when he saw Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie, he pointed at them and said angrily: "You two are so bold!

Wei Changtian said: "What are you lying to? Oh, do you think our two brothers ran away quietly." , that's underestimating us!"

Zhu Bajie nodded yes and said, "You want us to help the princess exorcise evil spirits and cure diseases, this time it's okay, it's busy in the middle of the night, it's done!"

When the king heard this, his anger suddenly subsided, and he wondered, "This ...... The two divine doctors are nowhere to be found, are they going to exorcise evil spirits? Didn't you say that they wanted to exorcise them in the princess's room?" Suddenly, he saw Wei Changtian pulling a rope in his hand, and there was a person curled up on the ground behind him, and he couldn't help frowning: "Divine Doctor Zhu, who is the person you are leading, how can you want to be at the mercy of him like this?"

Wei Changtian smiled: "Don't worry, he is not a citizen of your Chechi country. He's ...... It has something to do with the princess's illness......"

The king said "ah", as if he sensed that there was something strange in this, and approached Wei Changtian and asked in a low voice, "What the hell is going on?"