The wild boar, unlike the domestic pigs of relatives who are left to the slaughter, is a very strong fighting creature. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoIf the domestic pig as a wild creature is a funny mob of Lv.1, like a pheasant, in the general online game novel, it belongs to a group of novice players with a hole in the brain to cut down the garbage mob, then the wild boar is almost the elite monster of Lv.10, it is a powerful existence that can be used as the first boss cut by the novice protagonist.

Well, the usual positioning of the demonized boar is almost at this level...... It's only in a novel with a strange style like this -- I mean the game -- that in the second volume -- I mean that the top players are also in their 20s, and the battle with the demonized boar is seriously described as a battle worth mentioning -- I mean take it seriously......

I saw that the golden scale suddenly appeared on the top of the wild boar's head, and the long knife in his hand hung down gently. All of this happened suddenly, and the speed of the wild boar's sprint itself was very amazing, and it was unknown whether the wild boar had the organs to judge the situation in front of him and make emergency responses such as dodging or braking......

All in all, the boar didn't react in any special way, and just hit his head on the knife in the hand of the golden Libra - and then there was no special reaction, and it continued to rush straight ahead. If the "click" of the head splitting in half is not its reaction, it is just a normal phenomenon......

"Hey-" The knight made a magnificent turn in front of the boar, and not only slashed, but also left a continuous stabbing afterimage in the process of slashing, and in the flicker of the sword, the boar's head turned into a strange strip of paper, with inexplicable jagged teeth on the edge, spreading out in all directions, "This monster does seem to be a little special." The previous ones only had tentacles on their bodies, and they didn't seem to be able to transform like this......"

"This shape is simply a parasitic beast, I really miss it." Lin Qing had already walked not far away and complained leisurely.

"You should worry about yourself more than playing memes that others don't understand, right? This guy doesn't necessarily care about the child inside you. "The saw-shaped pieces of meat that split from the boar's head are amazingly flexible, and they are very sharp at the edges of the tips, and they are incredibly hard...... The knight had to barely parry for a while.

"Look at Brother Knight, you look very difficult, do you still have time to spit out my groove? Do you think you're the protagonist who can shout out the name of a skill in a ten-thousandth of a second? Lin Qing said with a smile on his face as he groped around his body, as if he was looking for something.

"Well, Brother Knight, you let me go, you don't have to block it so tightly, right? There are two types of deaths: Critical Injury and HP. The monster's attack speed is not fast, as long as you protect the upper body, to be precise, protect your head to prevent being killed in seconds, you can save it, right? Lin Qing took out a lighter and a box of matches in his left hand, and a weird smile appeared on his face, "I'm going to release my skills here, maybe it hurts if I get injured by mistake?" ”

The knight jumped, easily blocking the sharp tentacle attack of the boar's head in front of him, and then broke away from the battlefield. The flaky tentacles that separated from the boar's head also slammed to the ground, forcibly stopping the momentum of the boar's forward lunge, and then the boar turned around and took the position of the original head to re-face the knight in the distance.

"The head is ineffective," the golden Libra stood on the branch of a tree above, still in the shape of a shield warrior holding an umbrella as a shield in a serious manner, "There is malice, basic intelligence." The rest is unknown. ”

Seeing that the wild boar did not fall off the cliff as he wished, the knight showed a somewhat disappointed expression and turned his head to look at Lin Qing: "You want to put skills?" What are you going to do? Igniting a fire and swapping it in the other person's stomach to burn it? ”

"That's not how my title skills are - and the CDs are scary, so it's a shame to waste them." Lin Qing said, his right hand took out four glass bottles with strips of cloth stuffed in their mouths out of nowhere, "I don't know what it's like there, on our side, the reason why human beings are awesome is that they understand the role of props?" ”

"Like now, first say a nonsense that seems to be very powerful, and then shout a name that seems to be very awesome, and make a posture that is not very strange, even if it is a very ordinary result, it can give people a feeling that you are very hanging? Well, it's more convenient if people are handsome. Lin Qing pinched the four bottles in one hand in a weird posture, lit the cloth strip with the other, laughed and skimmed it out, and shouted at the same time, "**! ”

"Looking at you like this, I don't feel hung at all, I just feel very ashamed......"

The knight complained and looked over. I saw four wine bottles collide in the air, and then spread out in four directions, smashing into several different places on the boar's body.

"In addition to using tools, most humans still flaunt their intelligence. The main meaning of intelligence here is that humans can predict the next move of other creatures to a certain extent, so as to gain a greater advantage in battle. With Lin Qing's voice, the former wild boar seemed to have made up his mind, and slashed the bottle in the air with a tentacle as sharp as a knife......

The flames naturally spread along with the flammable liquid in the bottle and spilled onto the boar's body. The wild boar, which was on fire all over its body, seemed to be a little panicked, jumping back and forth a few times, and its tentacles twitched nervously.

Lin Qingxie smiled, raised his hands, and took out eight plastic bottles out of nowhere, the oily viscous liquid in them shook slightly, emitting a strange light under the sunlight: "Praise of the withered branches, go to you!" ”

Several bottles of gasoline smashed on the body, and the rolling fire extinguishing method that the wild boar was trying was also invalidated, and part of the flammable liquid in the bottle on the body had been burned out, and the flames had spread to its hair and even skin, and the burning pain at this time was very different from the burning sensation that was like being in a fire before. Even the wild boar, which had no head, roared loudly in pain.

"It's miserable to look at—and it's so ugly, is it because it has no mouth but a throat?" Despite saying "It's really miserable", Lin Qing's expression was very calm, watching the wild boar crashing around without a head, "Well, fortunately, there is no one else around, it would be bad if the group of people in animal protection came to trouble me." ”

"Actually, Brother Lin Qing, your current attitude is very annoying." The knight also watched from the side, "From the beginning of the moment, you have been in a posture of human supremacy, and now you are only worried about the 'people' of animal protection who come to trouble you?" I think you're more worried about something from wild boars than people. ”

"It's just a wild boar, how can you get revenge on me?" Lin Qing sneered and took a few steps back, calmly avoiding the wild boar that suddenly hit this side, and then squatted down, like an unpredictable prophet, he avoided the two wild boar teeth that flew in, "Isn't this what you said?" Ever since I had been wondering where the boar's fangs have gone. You don't think I'm so uncommon sense that I don't even know the most obvious difference between wild boars and domestic pigs, do you? ”

The knight looked at the boar teeth nailed to the tree with a painful face: "Although I also wondered where the fangs were, I really didn't guess that this fangs would be used like this, and I still can't understand Brother Lin Qing's thinking circuit...... But that's not what I just said. ”

"Huh?" Lin Qing looked at the knight with some doubts, and the wild boar rushed down the mountain with fire all over his body.

"It's winter." Golden Libra looked at Lin Qing a little unhappily, and reminded word by word, "Forest fire." ”

"Seriously, Brother Lin Qing, you should have thought of it when you took a few bottles of gasoline and named it 'Praise of the Withered Branch'......"

“…… it! ”

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On December 25, 2020, it was a snowing Christmas. People who enjoy the heating in the city may feel comfortable and even moved by the festive atmosphere. But if you stay outside all the time, you will understand that whether it is Christmas or not, the weather is just as cold when it snows......

"I'm sorry, I really knew I was wrong!" Lin Qingsheng burst into tears, "I'm so stupid, really." I only know that in normal times the wild boars have no food to eat in the cols, and they will come to the side of the crowd; I didn't know there would be Christmas too. ”

“…… Are you learning from Xianglin's sister-in-law with this line? "The ranger looks to be thirty or forty years old, maybe even younger, but his weather-beaten face always has some mature wrinkles, and in any case he is quite young in their profession," but the problem now is not that your child was taken by a boar, but that you set fire to the boar - almost burned a forest by the way! ”

"Uh-okay." Lin Qing was stunned for a moment, then looked to the side with a sad face, "I'm so stupid, really." I only know that wild boars are very dangerous in winter and can harm others; I didn't know the flames could ...... too."

"You're kidding me!" The ranger slammed the table, "Listen, the problem now isn't that you almost caused the fire, but that we later found a few bottles of gasoline, a couple of lighters, and ten boxes of matches from you. Do you know what that means? This means that you are likely to have set a fire deliberately, which is completely different from the sentence for accidentally causing a forest fire. ”

"You're kidding me, aren't you? According to the provisions of the "Standards for the Jurisdiction and Filing of Criminal Cases of Forest and Terrestrial Wild Animals by the State Forestry Administration and the Ministry of Public Security", if an area of forest land is less than 100 square meters and no casualties are caused by a fire like mine, there is no need to file a case at all, let alone sentencing. Lin Qing shrugged his shoulders, "You led the crowd to arrive in time and saved the fire, I admire and thank you very much, but don't you think I'm legally blind, don't you?" ”

"You kid know that very well, huh? Even if you are not legally illiterate, ordinary people will not be so clear about this kind of thing, right? Although the ranger's tone changed, his expression had always been like an old god, but now his face changed, and he looked at Lin Qing with a threatening expression, "What do you want to do?" ”

“…… What can I say in this case? People who are too good will always be jealous of others? A good person like me shines like a firefly in the dark? I always feel that these lines don't quite fit my setting......" The corners of Lin Qing's mouth twitched, "That, Mr. Ranger, let's not talk about this for now, how about a Gwent card?" ”

“…… This stalk is really old. Seeing that you are so young, you are so immersed in the world of the old terrier and can't extricate yourself-" The ranger suddenly showed a sentimental look, "I think you have also fallen to this point because you were abandoned by the times." ”

"What a step to come! Don't look like the facts of my crime have been confirmed, and then wait for my confession! The reason why I play the old stalk endlessly is completely because the author's brain is pumping, and the timeline is inexplicably pushed to the future! Alas? After Lin Qing complained in his heart, he showed a cautious look, lowered his head and looked up, looking like a schoolboy who made a mistake and heard gentle words, and said timidly, "You mean, you are also abandoned by the times?" ”

Seeing Lin Qing's reaction, the ranger frowned, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly. Then the ranger's face became more and more vicissitudes, he took out a pipe, and looked to the side: "Yes, it's not that I'm slow to react, it's just that the world is changing too fast." When everyone was watching Ultraman, I was watching Journey to the West; When I followed the trend to see Ultraman, they started watching the Hokage; When I followed the trend to see the Hokage, they ......"

Three minutes later. “…… , they started watching Journey to the West again. That's when I finally realized that I could never keep up with them – and so I became a ranger. ”

"What the hell does it matter, I'll go! What is the value of those three minutes in the middle of yours! Lin Qing fell into a deep shock, "And what kind of expression did you have at the beginning!" What a mess it looks like you've met a good opponent! Look at what you mean, you seem to want to play against me? Figure out what you're doing, big brother, ranger! ”

Although he kept complaining in his heart, because he couldn't figure out what the other party wanted to do, Lin Qing was still very cooperative: "I see, you and I are both outcasts of the times...... I'm sorry to trouble you like this......"

I saw the ranger slam the table, and he became fierce again: "What are you doing all of a sudden!" ”

"! It's not like you're playing with me! Lin Qing was startled, and the spit spewed out directly from his mouth.

"What nonsense—" The ranger said halfway through, when he suddenly shook his head, and when he looked up again, the expression on his face became sad and soft again, "I'm sorry - I was a little excited, I had a little mental problem...... When you see me in that state, you can be a little polite, and he will answer whatever he asks, okay? Trust me, it's okay. ”

"What is this - a schizophrenic setting?" Lin Qing's whole person was messy, "It's okay, I'll go!" You can play the tricks of a good cop and a bad cop alone, it's awesome! I'm very good at playing, I'm going to go! What a condescension for you to be a ranger! Brother! ”