"Listen, I'm innocent! I did set a wild boar on fire, but I was just trying to protect myself, and I definitely didn't mean to set fire to the mountain! And as we said before, the consequences of this incident are not enough to file a case! Can you let me go! My kids are still waiting for my Christmas present! Lin Qing roared angrily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"......" The ranger once again changed back to the pattern of a sad abandoned era, covered his forehead with his left hand, and said abruptly, "Do you have children?" I have a child, too...... But I still had to stick to my post, just because......"

"Hey! Want to use the emotional card to make me confess guilt in reverse? I don't know what exactly you want to do, but after an hour of entanglement, you should understand, right? It doesn't make sense at all! Lin Qing seems to be calling more and more......

"Is that so?" Lin Qing's eyes were covered with a layer of moisture, "It turns out that we are really so similar...... So you should understand, right? If you don't receive the promised Christmas gift, your child will be very sad! As a father, can you bear to watch a child find nothing in his socks on the second day of Christmas? ”

"This ......" The ranger was stunned for a moment, then suddenly covered his head, and once again showed a very painful expression.

"Hmph, as expected. I've figured out your routine. Lin Qing looked at the other party's performance, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a smug and somewhat evil smile, "When you have an advantage, you can use the setting of 'personality switching' to win, and when you are at a disadvantage, you will use 'switching mode' to change the topic and save the defeat - you are a good opponent, but the game is over." ”

The ranger roared again: "Don't mess around! What's the matter with the kids! Now the question is why you brought gasoline to Qinling! Don't talk to me about any regulations, dangerous people like you with evil intentions will be punished by everyone! ”

"Win." Lin Qing thought silently in his heart, although he was still performing the original role, the corners of his mouth irrepressibly revealed a black malicious smile that only belonged to him, "Your strategy has been seen through by me!" ”

"Mr. Ranger...... Wasn't I just about to explain it to you? My kid said he wanted Santa Claus to bring him 10 gallons of gasoline from the mountain town - so I walked over the mountains and walked for more than a month to buy the petrol from the mountain town! ”

"Huh?" The ranger's expression was wonderful......

"By the way, what do your children want? Since you can't go back tonight, I'll send him one? Tell me the address of your house - does he want gasoline too? Maybe it's because Valentine's Day is less than two months away, and kids nowadays seem to want gasoline. Lin Qinghan said with a smile.

"General." Lin Qing showed a wicked smile again, but this time a shadow quickly swept over, "What's the matter?" I just like- saw that guy sneer? ”

"Hmm-" The ranger switched forms again, and said to Lin Qing with a sad expression, "No, my child doesn't want gas—thank you for your kindness...... My kid just wants to- I'm sorry, it doesn't have anything to do with you......"

"Pretty fast? No, I had already guessed that I would make a fuss about Christmas gifts, so take this opportunity to prepare for the rebellion? Damn, if you follow the character settings shown before, you have to follow his words here. Lin Qing gritted his teeth, the expression on his face was obviously very honest, but it gave people a vicious feeling.

"What does your child want? Tell me, maybe I can help? If nothing else, it's no problem to help you get the gift delivered to this point. Lin Qing said this in his mouth, thinking in his heart, "No matter what you say, anyway, I'll just say that I spent all the money on gasoline." From the time you gave up complaining about me buying gas in order to keep the game going, you were doomed and powerless to go back, Mr. Ranger! ”

"My boy - he wants his dad to spend Christmas with him - " the ranger's expression was sad.

Lin Qing raised his eyebrows, and there was some doubt in his heart: "What's the situation?" Just want me to watch him watch for the day? If he's willing to let me, the current arsonist, guard the forest, I don't really care...... So does he really have a child waiting at home? Otherwise, there's no point in skipping such a day's work, right? Or is there some conspiracy? ”

Just as Lin Qing was analyzing, the ranger continued: "My child, I just want a father with 100,000 yuan in cash to spend Christmas with him." Why am I penniless, why can't I even meet this little request? ”

"A little request for your sister! Where is this bear child? It's just money, I'm going crazy! Lin Qing's complaint had already reached his mouth, and he swallowed it back hard, "No, no." I'm the one who spits on the Christmas present, and I'm the one who spits out his groove - I don't know what the rules of this game are, but I always think that I will definitely lose that way...... Calm down......"

"Why ......" the ranger became more and more into the play, not only speaking with a crying tone, but also as if there was a crystal liquid sliding down his face, "Why am I so incompetent...... Why can't I even meet my child's request that he wants to spend Christmas with me? ”

"Well, all in all, try to get the topic back on track first...... "Although Lin Qing himself likes, when others completely unexpectedly treat him like him, he will fall into a subtle state of tension and discomfort......

"Although, I can't help with money, but at least I can help you keep a day in the woods, so that you can go home and be with your children...... Please mail these two bottles of petrol to the address I gave you. Please rest assured, you may not be able to trust me as a former arsonist, but as a father, I will not let my children cry......"

The ranger grew sad: "Thank you...... But, but my child said that he wouldn't let me enter the house until he took 100,000 yuan! ”

"Doesn't that have nothing to do with you at all, just want money! I thought it was a willful and ignorant child who liked to be spoiled, but when I heard it, it was a cold-blooded money worshipper who abused the elderly! Your setting has completely ruined the original subtle and warm Christmas atmosphere! The touching setting of buying gasoline for my children from thousands of miles away is mixed with you, and it turns out that I am like a tragic character who was kidnapped by a child who was a terrorist and was forced to buy gasoline on foot and set fire to the mountain! ”

"Uh--in the end, your ability as an actor still couldn't suppress your instinct to complain, I'm disappointed." The ranger suddenly became calm, and threw aside the ball of paper used to squeeze water in his hand, "Originally, I thought that I would mess around with me as soon as I came up, and then I could also recite the "State Forestry Administration, Ministry of Public Security's Standards for the Jurisdiction and Case Filing of Criminal Cases of Forests and Terrestrial Wildlife", which is simply a long name used to cheat the number of words, you should be stronger, right......"

"What's stronger, what are you talking about, you seem to be the big demon king who is waiting for the brave to challenge, but it turns out that the brave is very disappointed that he didn't level up seriously......" Lin Qing rolled his eyes, and his body once again exuded a lazy atmosphere, "Besides, you are the one who cheated the word count of the "State Forestry Administration and the Ministry of Public Security's Standards for the Jurisdiction and Case Filing of Criminal Cases of Forest and Terrestrial Wild Animals" again, right?" ”

"No, you obviously said the State Forestry Administration-uh, anyway, you said that name twice, but I only said it once, and if you want to cheat the number of words, you are right?"

"No--actually, what we're talking about now is just nonsense that will make people play, and in essence, this also belongs to the category of cheating words. Whether it's for you or for me, there's no point in cheating on word counts or anything, right? In the end, it's just the author who is cheating on the word count. In this way, the two of them put the blame for the previous meaningless nonsense on the author, who neither of them confirmed existed.

"That's right—then don't talk about it. I made my request very clear, right? You do it for me, and then give me 100,000 yuan, and that's the end of the matter. A soft smile appeared on the ranger's vicissitudes of life.

", a poor ghost like me spends his days for pleasure - I mean running around for a living, how can I have time for your class, and where will I get a hundred thousand for you? If I had 100,000 yuan, I would definitely use it to buy some necessities! Like a better computer, a better host, a better controller - oh, and buy a few genuine domestic game discs to support domestic products. Lin Qing's expression was very serious, but with longing, as if he was really fantasizing about what would happen if he had 100,000.

"These things can't be called necessities anymore, can they? Especially the last one, it's probably just a matter of buying feelings......" The ranger scratched his head, "If you can't get a hundred thousand - then I don't want to embarrass you." ”

"Please stay here for a while." As he spoke, the ranger lifted a piece of the floor.

"What do you mean by that? I'll go for illegal detention! Lin Qing looked at the hole of the black hole under the floor, spit out, and then suddenly his face changed, "Uh-wait a minute, I seem to have heard a strange sound just now?" ”

"Well, you probably heard Xiaohong's voice, right? Really, always so excited, Xiaohong. ”

"Little Red? But I just heard-" A cold sweat broke out on Lin Qing's head, "Can I ask, what kind of species is Xiaohong?" Can you please tell me, Xiaohong, should we refer to 'he', 'she' or 'it'? ”

"Don't underestimate Xiaohong, Xiaohong is a serious creature that can be referred to by 'she'? In this era when the book battleship can be referred to by 'she', there are still people who think that Xiaohong, who is also a primate, wants to use 'it', which is simply too much. The ranger frowned and looked at the entrance of the cave, "Is Xiaolan being bullied again?" Again...... sound like this"

"Xiaolan? The roar that broke through the sky just now belonged to a creature named 'Xiaolan'? Lin Qing trembled, and his whole face twitched, "You seem to have said a very strange line just now?" And the introduction of Xiaohong's species is only three words: primate...... Can we have a bit of an academic atmosphere, there is no such thing as a class in the taxonomy of the world, phyla, class, order, family, genus, and species—so the term primate is not scientific at all! ”

"You're pretty knowledgeable. Let me think about it, the mammalian primates of the phylum Chordates of the animal kingdom -- I can't remember the rest of the year. But then you can rest assured, right? The ranger scratched his head and laughed, "Oh, I'm getting older, and I don't have a good memory than you young people." ”

"No, no, no, I dare to bet now that you won't be more than thirty ......cents" Lin Qing spit out first, and then his face suddenly changed, "Renke-then you said you don't remember...... Let me guess, chimpanzees are a species of chimpanzees? ”

"Well, that's it, so you young people have a good memory!" The ranger laughed heartily.

"Okay-you-sister!" Lin Qing's whole person was messy, "Why didn't you go on!" You can't remember the previous string so clearly that you can't remember that it's a gorilla, I'll go! ”

"No, it's not a gorilla but a chimpanzee, you don't understand this kind of common sense, and people will laugh at it?"

"Hmm...... I don't remember exactly, but it seems that the estrus period of orangutans also comes in spring? Lin Qing ignored the ranger's nonsense, muttered for a while, weighing the pros and cons, "Hmm-100,000 yuan or something is a bit too nonsense...... While I did cause a lot of damage, what if- Mr. Ranger, how long do you want me to stay down there? ”

"Oh?" The ranger raised his eyebrows, and was a little surprised by Lin Qing's performance, "Except for bonobos, who are in estrus all year round like humans, most orangutans do have an estrus period of 1~3 months. But today it's December 25th, huh? January to March or something, this kind of thing won't be so accurate. Do you really dare to challenge? ”

"How long are you going to stay?" Lin Qing gritted his teeth and said viciously.

"Really—a warrior." The ranger showed an admiring look, "Well, since you took the initiative to propose it, according to the general rules, I have to give you a little special treatment." Generally speaking, unless I think they're dying, it won't be less than half an hour. But you just have to hold on for twenty minutes and you're ready to come out. ”

"Well-that's really thanks......" Facing the other party's 'generosity' mind, Lin Qing didn't know how to respond, "Speaking of which, you abuse lynching like this, and still arrest and lock up protected animals, and no one has reported you until now?" ”

"Actually, I don't really understand, it's just that those who want to report me, I have been sent in for a while - when they come out, they all look like they are prostration." The ranger tilted his head in confusion, "After that, I let them go with good reputation." I don't know why, they don't even say that I'm abusing them - and I don't know why, this business still has some repeat customers. ”

"......" The corners of Lin Qing's mouth twitched, swallowed saliva, walked silently to the hole, and began to climb down the ladder.