A small universe that burns. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Many people have heard this sentence, but they may not have experienced it.

This Sunday morning, Zhen Lang's small universe was completely burned. It stands to reason that he enjoyed the "super welfare" of Shui Mi'er on the sofa in the living room not long ago, and he should be relatively weak, but in fact, on the contrary, as a hot-blooded young man in the new era, after going through that process, Zhen Lang has been so brave that he has taken off his pants day by day.

You'know, a man and a woman doing something in the daytime are often many times more stimulating than turning off the lights and doing certain things at night, which is the legendary white 'day' prostitution...... Sitting on the sofa at that time, Zhen Lang looked at Shui Mi'er's shy and weak expression, and felt that the goblins in the family were no longer goblins, but had become innocent little maids, which caused him great stimulation.

Under such historical conditions, Zhen Lang's small universe broke out.

After receiving the super benefits, his blood burned completely, and after scrubbing, he immediately found someone to fight with a sword.

50 games have been played, and the results are gratifying.

7 wins, 5 draws, 38 losses!

You must know that in the past, after 50 games with human swords, the wins were generally less than 5, and the losses were at least more than 40 games. This time, it has improved, with 7 wins for the first time and 40 losses for the first time!

"Dog, this bear child is making progress so fast?" Development team, slut dragon's expression was a little surprised: "I haven't masturbated today, my state is much better than a few days ago, I haven't released water at all, this bear child can actually win 7 games against Lao Tzu?" ”

"This thing is really demonic, and his imitation ability is too strong, and he studied your routine a few times, and he learned the essence of it. His shortcomings are that his basic skills are not solid, and some routines can't be used even if he learns them, if he trains hard for two or three years like Zhan Wuxian, there is still hope for him to be selected for the All-Star team in the future. Xingyu Cake, who was watching the game from the sidelines, was also a little surprised, and sighed: "This kid's super imitation ability reminds me of the [Game Murong] back then-the national football striker!" ”

If there are senior players or even professional players present, they will be surprised when they hear the comments of Xingyu Cake.

The national football striker, the first batch of professional players in the professionalization of domestic online games, this legendary professional player is very personal, and he always uses the routines that his opponents are good at to defeat his opponents.

This style is not new in the sports world, especially in the NBA, where superstars often play against each other, you play one, I will return one, you dunk and I dunk, you shoot a three-pointer, I will immediately return you a three-pointer.

But in the gaming world, there are so many different genres and tricks that you want to humiliate your opponent with the exact same routine, which requires a very strong level and imitation ability.

So far, only one player has done it, and that person is the national football striker.

Everyone on the earth knows that Mr. Jin Yong has a Gusu Murong in his pen, whose signature mastery is to change the stars, known as "the way of the other, and the other body", always killing the opponent with the opponent's nirvana. The national football striker also has this ability to defy the sky, when he plays, he usually understands the opponent's routine in one minute, and then conducts a super imitation show, using the exact same routine as the opponent, and in this way brutally abusing the opponent into a dog.

Since then, the national football striker has had a nickname: Game Murong!

Before dominating the rivers and lakes without injury, the national football striker was once recognized as the first brother in the domestic game industry.

No one expected that on this day of this year, the vicious Xingyu cake would compare the idol brother of Telecom District 2 with the game Murong, which is a great compliment for Zhen Lang.

"No, he's not the same as the striker. Brother Forward is the kind of demon who was born with a [copying] talent, and he can directly copy anyone's routines, but this bear child's talent is not copying, he is more like having a [transformation] talent, learning other people's routines, and then transforming them into his own routines, vaguely has a bit of his own style. The slut dragon and the national football striker have been friends for many years, and they can clearly feel the difference between Zhen Lang and the national football striker, and analyze it thoroughly: "You see that he is so good now, but he already has the ability to disrupt the rhythm of others, if he is given time to develop for a few years, maybe he will be uninjured in the next battle." ”

"You think too highly of him, the potential of 93 points is to be selected as an All-Star, and if you want to be an MVP, you must at least have the potential to score more than 95 points." Xingyu Cake poured a bucket of cold water and said a fact: "Brother Yi is not so easy to be, he is not injured at his peak, and his potential is at least 97 points like yours, which is essentially different from an all-star player with 90-95 points...... Isn't there a saying in the circle, 90-95 is a big card, and 95 or more is considered a king! ”

"Our trial system is reliable 90% of the time, but there is also a 10% error, and using a software to test a person's potential is itself against science. The fact that he has the potential to score 93 points doesn't necessarily mean that he's all about it. The slut dragon did not shy away from saying the disadvantages of the system: "I still believe that things are man-made, if this bear child has the same ability and potential one day, maybe he can make a qualitative leap." ”

After saying this, the slut dragon stood up and went to the toilet, singing as he walked: "Ahhhh If you panic, tell Shi Niang, and Shi Niang will lie down and let you ......"

Whenever I hear the slut dragon sing this adapted version of "Du Shi Niang", Xingyu Cake knows that this product is about to be opened.

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"It's a strange feeling."

After 50 battles with the human sword, Zhen Lang entered a state of emotional life.

He felt like a character in a martial arts novel, and suddenly had a sense of "about to break through the bottleneck". After playing games for so many years, it is the first time that he has this kind of rush, which is indescribably mysterious and bizarre.

It's about to break through, but in the end he still hasn't been able to break through, and his current ability is still 81/93.

In order to grasp this fleeting sense of breakthrough, he has to find another master to make a move, and the best sparring partner at the moment is undoubtedly the female hooligan Su Jie, who agreed with him to "do it 100 times a day".

"Eldest sister, do you dare to have a hundred plates with my brother now?" Zhen Lang couldn't wait to send a private chat to Su Jie.

"Kao, Selang, you are taking yourself more and more, and you dare to call yourself 'brother' in front of your sister?" The eldest sister couldn't see others arrogant in front of her, so she made a bet: "Just a hundred games, it's too clear, we have to add a little more." Otherwise, you lose, go downstairs in the girls' dormitory and sing conquest to your sister? ”

"Don't be too supreme Dharma God, who sings about conquest is not necessarily." Zhen Lang kept in mind the teachings of the unity of man and sword, if you want to be a professional player, you must have confidence in yourself, and you have to imply to yourself that "brother is the strongest, the most bullish and the most handsome", so he was not polite: "If you lose, wash my pants for a month, do you dare?" ”

"Fake, are you really?" The eldest sister didn't expect Zhen Lang to be so arrogant today, and at the same time she was also very curious, could it be that the "master" she was optimistic about still had a unique ability to press the bottom of the box? As we all know, Su Jie is a girl who can't hold back her curiosity, and she went to the appointment very strongly: "Come on, you won't lose the debt, right?" ”

Zhen Lang scoffed: "If you don't play false, whoever pays the bill is the grandson!" ”

"Less nonsense, let's fight!"

At that moment, Su Jie and Zhen Lang entered the arena and put on a posture of fighting a hundred battles.

Shui Mi'er, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, was terrified, she and Su Jie had lived in the same dormitory for four years, and she had never seen anyone win a hundred games against a female hooligan. In addition, the gambling taste of the two was a bit heavy, she subconsciously stood on Zhen Lang's side, and she was really afraid that Zhen Lang would go downstairs to sing "Conquest" loudly after Zhen Lang lost.

After the first battle, Zhen Lang's blood was frozen.

Su Jie only took 1 minute and 25 seconds to kill the idol brother.

Originally, Zhen Lang's biggest reliance was his newly practiced stunt, which used blood-colored light to directly damage and destroy the opponent. When an ordinary opponent encounters an idol brother with this kind of explosive routine, it is difficult to survive even 30 seconds. But this time, Zhen Lang met a talented eldest sister.

Everyone knows that the eldest sister is the kind of strange woman who can summarize the essence of the game by looking at other people's data. When she first played a level 20 dungeon, after seeing Zhen Lang's outbreak routine, Su Jie knew how terrifying Zhen Lang's routine of directly harming the output with blood-colored light was. In addition, after being abused in the last heads-up, Su Jie went back to meditate and think hard about countermeasures, and she can be said to be prepared for today's battle.

After all, Zhen Lang Arena did not use free skill points, nor did it use S-level Arcane Blood Light, and the equipment was mainly military uniforms, with limited explosive power. On the other hand, Su Jie's defense is frighteningly high, and she shamelessly learned the skills of adding blood and dispersing. A mouthful of blood negates the direct damage of the blood-colored light. Dispel skills, and even dispel the debuff on her.

After such a big deal, Zhen Lang carelessly lost Jingzhou, and knelt down first.

"Calm, calm, you can't underestimate the enemy anymore."

Zhen Lang can also be regarded as a wise man, originally he thought that with his brainless explosive routine, even the guardian knight would not last long. Now that he has personally learned it, when he encounters a high-end move like Su Jie, who is stuck in a building and does not let him read the note remotely, and can add blood and dispel invincible female hooligans, it is really hard to say who will kill the deer.

"Husband, come on!" The ever-changing goblin couldn't help but cheer Zhen Lang up, this was mainly because she had been plagued by female hooligans for too many years, and she had already accumulated endless resentment, and she couldn't help but think: If Su Jie loses to wash her pants for a month, what an exciting and fun thing it will be?

This encouragement is very useful for Zhen Lang, which is equivalent to increasing the buff by 20%.

The second random match map is more spacious and doesn't have the kind of buildings with a full floor view. Such a map is Zhen Lang's favorite, and Su Jie has nowhere to escape. After deceiving the other party's blood addition and dispersal, he shamelessly forced out Su Jie's invincibility, and finally killed Su Jie alive with his 1+1 routine.

The so-called "1+1 routine" is 1 direct damage of blood light + 1 second of bleeding damage.

"Ahhh

In custom mode, players can voice their opponents, and Su Jie screams in her voice.

Last time, the eldest sister said that as a girl who bleeds for a few days every month in reality, she must not bleed to death in the game......

・(To be continued.) )