"Wha!"

On Sunday morning, Zhen Lang let out an incomparably loud laugh. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Shui Mi'er was woken up by him, she couldn't even open her eyes, shrunk into the quilt and murmured: "Really, tossing people for so long last night, and waking people up early in the morning, do you have a sense of public morality?" ”

Zhen Lang looked at the sleepy-eyed goblin, his eyes full of affection.

The girl obviously didn't wake up, and it looked like she wanted to shrink into her neck, but in fact, she was only holding on to a small half of the quilt, and she couldn't cover her body. Zhen Lang took the quilt to help her cover it, leaned into her ear and said, "You sleep, I'll go out for two laps." ”

Shui Mi'er said in a daze: "Can't you sleep lazily?" ”

"When I got up and shhhhh As soon as I lay down, my master's words flashed in my mind, life is short, and persistence is important. Zhen Lang said sullenly.

Shui Mi'er sat up suddenly, rubbed her sleepy eyes cutely, and pouted: "Okay, my cousins are more sensible than us, youth can't stand waste, I still don't sleep lazy, lest I become a fat woman who is disgusted by you." ”

As she spoke, she opened her arms, her eyes still not open, and muttered, "Honey, carry me to the toilet." ”

Zhen Lang's sharp princess hugged and washed his hands.

After entering, Shui Mi'er's eyes opened and she panicked, "What are you doing?" ”

Zhen Lang said weakly: "I thought you wanted me to help you go to the toilet......"

"you, I'm not that heavy!" Shui Mi'er was completely sober, gave him a ruthless look, pushed him hard, and urged: "Get out, get out quickly!" ”

With a bang, the toilet door slammed shut.

Zhen Lang took heavy steps, walked to the balcony, and sighed at the rising sun: "Convex, oh Nat convex!" ”

Obviously, he came up with a foreign text, the original text is: to'be, or'not'to'be......

This is Shakespeare's most famous line in Hamlet, which translates to life or death.

Zhen Lang made such an aria because he was as confused as Hamlet at the moment.

He was so confused that he couldn't figure out what Honey wanted to make trouble.

After thinking about it, if I carried an adult senior girl to the toilet like urinating a two-year-old baby girl, the setting would be a little rougher, and the taste would indeed be too heavy......

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At half past eight in the morning, the two finished their morning run and returned to the cozy nest after breakfast.

As soon as she entered the room, Shui Mi'er began to interrogate: "You got up and laughed so exaggeratedly, what are you laughing at?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Today is a very special day, have you forgotten?" ”

Shui Mi'er tilted her head and thought about it: "Today on the seventh day, my cousin took the college entrance examination?" ”

Zhen Lang: "This is one thing, and there is another special feature, think about it carefully." ”

Honey was inspired: "Oh, today is the one-week anniversary of our move to the Cosy Cottage. ”

Zhen Lang: "Also, think about it again." ”

Shui Mi'er pondered for a while, and said weakly: "I can't remember, can I give some hints?" ”

Zhen Lang learned Shui Mi'er's mantra: "If you have no conscience, it turns out that you only care about yourself!" ”

Shui Mi'er was so amused by him that she couldn't cry or laugh, and pestered him to be cute: "Husband, don't be angry, tell me the answer quickly." ”

Zhen Lang took a deep breath and announced the truth: "Today is a historic day, and it's finally my turn to be the uncle!" ”

Shui Mi'er was confused: "Why is it your turn to be the uncle?" ”

Zhen Lang's expression was completely like a heifer after thirty years of ups and downs, and he looked old: "Let's talk about it, role-playing, one person for a week." Since last Sunday, it's up to you. Today is Sunday, it's my turn to say, uncle, this week it's up to me to choose the theme to play, wahahahaha! ”

Shui Mi'er suddenly realized, and finally understood why this thing was smiling so much.

Lying in bed early in the morning, he was laughing, you can imagine how long Zhen Lang waited for this day.

Shui Mi'er asked, "Are you waiting for the flowers to thank you today?" ”

Zhen Lang coaxed: "That is, I waited for a long time and finally waited for today, and I waited for a long time to finally realize my dream." ”

Honey: "Look at the way you turned into a serf and singing, as if I had been abusing you every day for the past week." ”

Seeing the energetic rhythm of the goblins at home, as a level 14 and 20% experience point pickle girl master, Zhen Lang decisively launched a remedial plan: "I can't say that, I am still very cool with you for a week, and I promise no regrets." However, as an independent and free individual, I still have pursuits and desires in my heart......"

Seeing that Shui Mier's face softened, he continued to comment: "I have had a dream of role-playing since I was in junior high school when I first came into contact with some comics. Ten years of wind and rain, these years, a person, the wind has passed, and the rain has gone...... Today is the day when my dreams come true, do you think I can not be excited? oh，i`have`a`dream~！ ”

As soon as she heard this, she dared to speak in the end, and Shui Mi'er was stunned.

"Look at you, you think you're Dr. King?" When she came back to her senses, Shui Mi'er hugged her stomach and scolded with a smile, she really didn't expect that this thing would even be Martin? Luther? The inspiring "i'have'a'dream" in Kim's speech has been released.

Zhen Lang was confident: "No, I'm also a dream chaser, and I'm still the captain of the dream chaser team." ”

Shui Mi'er was completely defeated: "Okay, Captain Dream Chaser, you won." ”

Zhen Lang stroked the hair in front of his forehead, and said unusually coquettishly: "Let's go, let's start our role-play today." What kind of attitude do you have, be serious, and listen carefully to the uncle telling you the play. ”

Shui Mi'er pestered him, and began to be coquettish and cute again: "Uncle, people are not psychologically prepared." Time flies so fast, I haven't had time to use a lot of acting shows yet, continue to let me call the shots today, and you can start again tomorrow, okay? ”

Zhen Lang: "It's not good, your show will be held for next Sunday." ”

Shui Mi'er was about to cry: "Can't you be accommodating?" ”

Zhen Lang: "An agreement is an agreement, we have pulled the hook, and it will not change for a hundred years." ”

Shui Mi'er: "One day, just one day, uncle, give me a chance." You will be an uncle from Monday, I promise, I will never cheat again, and wait for my turn next Monday, okay? ”

Zhen Lang couldn't bear to refuse the goblin, but he was still a little arrogant: "You have to find a reason to convince me." ”

Shui Mier: "I thought of a very happy plot, I will tell you the drama tonight, so that it can play an effect." ”

Zhen Lang doesn't see a rabbit and doesn't scatter an eagle: "Is there any welfare?" ”

Shui Mi'er said angrily: "Last night and the night before, didn't you receive a big benefit? ”

Zhen Lang's eyes lit up, and he asked rhetorically: "Seeing you so nervous last night, I was embarrassed to ask, were you cool at the time?" ”

Shui Mi'er blushed and said in a low voice: "A little ......"

Zhen Lang was deeply shocked: "Only a little? I think it only took about ten minutes for you to explode. ”

Shui Mi'er blushed even more, but her tone became fierce: "That's because people are too nervous, even if you don't have to do anything, I'm about to enter the state myself." It's like I'm a bloody field boss, you pass by and throw a few skills, and you don't play high-end DPS, and you finish me off......"

Zhen Lang was even more hit: "Do I have such a dish?" ”

Shui Mi'er was straightforward: "What's the big deal, I know I'm also a good eater, but I'll be ashamed and brave...... We haven't perfected our skills yet, and if we practice a few more times, we'll get better. ”

Hearing her say this, Zhen Lang was deflated: "That's right, both of us need to hone." ”

Shui Mi'er was unhappy again: "Look at your virtue, don't you dislike my bad skills?" ”

Zhen Lang: "No, last night and the night before were very cool." ”

Honey: "Really? ”

Zhen Lang: "It's necessary, it's as cool as a dream, no, it's not so cool to dream." ”

Shui Mi'er: "Then you still say that I need to practice?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Most of the time it's very cool, but on a few occasions, my teeth are scratched, and the pain makes me wake up from my sweet dream." ”

Seeing the sad look on this object, Shui Mi'er gloated and laughed.

Last night, Zhen Lang's ventriloquism jerkily made Shui Mi'er refresh.

Later, Shui Mi'er reciprocated the favor, which also made him feel refreshed.

The goblin who practiced the "bite" routine for the second time was a bit of a one-time raw and two-time cooked posture, trying to rehearse some new output loops in an attempt to hit a high burst. However, her mistake rate is relatively high, and her teeth bite the place where she shouldn't have touched it several times, so painful that the idol brother burst into tears......

Seeing that Shui Mi'er was gloating, Zhen Lang remembered the pain last night, and his expression became more and more heavy.

Shui Mi'er took the initiative to hug him and sent warmth: "Husband, don't be like this, I will pay attention to it in the future and try not to make you uncomfortable." I'll go back to the dormitory today and copy the evil anime with teaching content on Su Jie's hard drive, and study it carefully, and the slave family will become high-end in the future. ”

Zhen Lang confessed: "Actually, there is a 500g thing in the drawer of my computer desk, which is all real people, which is more exciting than anime." ”

"Who said real people are exciting?" Shui Mi'er took the opposite view and elaborated her opinion: "Some of the content in the comics is very professional, and the pictures are acceptable to me. I can't accept the live-action film of the island country, especially the biting plot...... I used to be fooled by Su Jie for a few minutes, and I was nauseous and wanted to vomit. ”

Zhen Lang was not reluctant: "Then you will study the anime, and I will also follow you to study it." ”

Shui Mi'er blushed: "Is it really good for two people to read evil comics together?" ”

Zhen Lang was interested: "Don't you think this is also a very alternative romance?" ”

Shui Mier: "I prefer you to go to the black and white angel for further study, in terms of stimulating the output cycle of girls, Yingying and Xiangxiang are both masters of the masters, so high-end that you can't imagine." It's a pity that they only know how to make women happy, and they don't know how to make men happy, otherwise I would have gone to them to learn art. ”

Zhen Lang: "Are they so good?" ”

Shui Mier: "I can responsibly tell you that if you watch ten films, it is better to study with them for half an hour, which is more than ten times more efficient than your self-study." Don't you learn from your cousin every day and say that youth can't withstand delays? I don't want you to spend so much time watching small movies every day to be self-taught, go find them to steal teachers. ”

Zhen Lang was deeply skeptical: "Just listen to their explanation, there is such a magical effect?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "It's not just an explanation, didn't I say that you can observe it on the spot?" ”

Zhen Lang was taken aback: "Observing that process, didn't they even wear clothes?" ”

Shui Mier: "What's the big deal, they're not afraid, what are you afraid of?" ”

Zhen Lang was about to cry: "Of course I'm afraid, what if I can't control myself?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "What else can I do, anyway, one of them is your third aunt and the other is your seventh aunt." ”

Zhen Lang stiffened his face: "Be serious, I'll be serious." ”

Shui Mi'er: "I'm very serious, don't forget that you promised me on the Dragon Boat Festival that you want to study for further study." ”

Zhen Lang was speechless, and a huge cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Shui Mi'er laughed softly: "Look at what scares you, do you think the black and white angels are really so casual?" They're lala, even if you want to, they don't want to. ”

Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief: "Why don't I let Yingying teach me on WeChat?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "No, you have to go and learn in person." ”

Zhen Lang: "Then you come with me, in case I get beastly, you will subdue me?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "No, I can tell you in advance that this is a test for you, to see if you are loyal to your sister. ”

Evil goblins!

Zhen Lang sighed in his heart, and the whole person was confused.

Shui Mi'er gave him a little encouragement: "They are just next door, and they are not far away, can you use your brains more?" If you can't help it, run back immediately with your morning run, and if your sister is in a good mood, she can help you solve the problem. ”

Zhen Lang's eyes lit up, this setting, he was still acceptable.

He became enthusiastic: "Wife, youth can't afford to be delayed, why don't we practice now?" ”

"No way!" Shui Mi'er categorically refused, and gave him a little hope: "Unless you promise to let me play the role today, in this case, when you become an uncle in the future, whenever you want, the slave family will give it to you." ”

Hearing this, the idol brother was bloodshot: "Can you talk about tonight's plot setting first?" ”

Shui Mi'er blushed, leaned into his ear, and whispered a few words.

The raging flames burned in Zhen Lang's eyes.

His whole body was on fire, and he looked more enthusiastic than his cousin.

The setting proposed by Shui Mi'er made him almost fly happily.

He couldn't refuse such an offer, and he wanted to shout "I want it, I want it, I want it" a hundred times.

Despite this, Zhen Lang still did not agree immediately.

As a level 14 pickle girl master, he has learned to maximize his benefits when getting along with his sisters.

At this time, Zhen Lang activated the most evil and obscene side in his bones, and he became arrogant: "It's okay if you want me to agree, unless you use the most gentle bite to output the loop now, help me solve the ......"

Shui Mi'er blushed and said angrily: "It's early in the morning, don't do this!" ”

Zhen Lang reasoned with the facts: "Niu, it was you who mentioned these things to me early in the morning, and now my whole body is burning, my mind is occupied by animal nature, and I can't calm down to do anything else." ”

Shui Mi'er gave in: "Okay, where do you want to get benefits?" ”

Zhen Lang sat on the sofa with a big stab, spreading his legs in a figure-eight shape, and the uncle was full of style: "It's here!" ”

· (To be continued.) )