"Boss, it's amazing, it's actually ten wins in a row?"

"Brother, your 93-point sacrifice is really a bit of a super-god rhythm, even the eldest sister's head has been overturned by you."

The animals in the dormitory looked at Zhen Lang who was making a big show in the arena, and sighed again and again.

"Wahahahaha, now you know my brother's true strength, right? Let you dare to wave in front of me before. ”

Zhen Lang laughed sullenly, secretly frightened.

With the Seven Princesses, summoning sacrifices is indeed very violent, and they don't play false at all, just rush over and do it. But when you encounter that kind of high-end opponent, you don't necessarily have to die, today Zhen Lang met an elf female priest named [Jing in the Rain], and she was almost consumed to death by the other party.

The female priest was one of the 10 people who got the first kill of the difficult kraken at noon, her skills were very high-end, and her consciousness was even more coquettish, and her IQ once crushed Zhen Lang and deceived him into an outburst of jewelry. After he opened the ornament, the priestess used her spiritual fear, so that the summoning sacrifice that ran around wasting the precious ornament effect. At the critical moment, Zhen Lang angrily turned on the automatic intelligence mode, and in turn, his IQ crushed the quiet in the rain, and he counterattacked gorgeously.

In the last game, Zhen Lang met Su Jie.

After playing with Yu Zhongjing, Zhen Lang's 3-minute automatic opening mode has 2 minutes left. In those two minutes, Zhen Lang was frantic and carried out inhumane spicy hand destruction on Su Jie.

Ignoring the onlookers of the animals, Zhen Lang carefully studied his battle video.

Recently, he has developed a habit of turning on the game's built-in video mode as soon as he enters the arena. After studying these videos hundreds of times, Zhen Lang gained a lot, at least he understood why he could win, why he lost, and why he was drawn.

Especially those videos with the automatic intelligent mode turned on, Zhen Lang will always study them more than a hundred times to figure out how he won in that mode, absorb the essence of it, and imitate the details.

From five o'clock in the evening to six o'clock, Zhen Lang received a phone call.

He rushed into the bathroom in a hurry, and after washing, he specially changed into a set of clothes for the bag, which once again aroused the strong onlookers of his roommates.

Dynamic was the first to come over: "Boss, you even changed the pickle girl suit, there is a story tonight?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Story, your sister, just go for a meal." ”

"Don't lie to us anymore, just eat a meal, can you take a shower, change your clothes and get your hair styled?" The stationmaster felt deeply insulted, although he had no experience of love in reality, but he could understand some situations.

"That's it, brother, you've got it all done, don't insult our IQ. Haven't eaten pork, we haven't seen a pig walk? The second fat also came to the end, and brought out a real case: "When I was a freshman, the third child chased a girl, didn't he also wear a pickled girl suit all day long, and his body was fragrant, and he tidied up his hairstyle every five minutes, and he carried tissues and sets in his trouser pockets at any time, what is the difference between you and him now?" ”

The more dynamic he listened, the more he felt that Er Fat's words were wrong, and said angrily: "Dead fatty, you are scolding me for being a pig!" ”

The stationmaster made a round: "Third master, now is not the time for a civil war, we have to unite." ”

"Okay." Dynamic endured humiliation and tortured Zhen Lang: "Big boss, are you having dinner with Senior Sister Xiaomi tonight?" ”

The hero couldn't stand the wolf, Zhen Lang confessed: "Yes." ”

The dynamic instantly became professional: "Brother, I didn't say you, you are too tender." Haven't you heard that love should be kept fresh, you just climbed the mountain with her in the morning, and went to eat in the evening, are you so anxious? Listen to me and reject her mercilessly. Every time you meet in reality, you have to wait 24 hours to leave some space for each other, so that you can hurry. ”

Zhen Lang: "Hurry up with your sister, I'm not in love with her." ”

"Third master, I can't be on your side this time. Your theory is not omnipotent, you haven't soaked in a few girls in the past two years, and you haven't even achieved the achievement of [Ten Girls Chop], I am not convinced. The stationmaster just said a human word, and the next sentence was not human at all: "Brother, it doesn't matter if you fall in love or not, just open a room." My childhood dream was to have a beautiful female girlfriend, occasionally she was lonely and asked me for a shot or something, brother, I yearn for that kind of friendship cannon the most. ”

"Fourth master, you have simply tarnished the word friendship, and my brother despises you from a man's point of view!" The second fat was awe-inspiring, patted Zhen Lang's shoulder, and said bitterly: "Boss, it doesn't matter if you have friendship with your sister or not, what matters is whether you can roll the sheets!" ”

A drop of cold sweat broke out on Zhen Lang's forehead: "A group of bear children, I'll just have a meal, as for it?" ”

"That's it!" The dynamic seamlessly connected the topic, and continued: "Boy, sometimes you can deceive yourself, but you can't deceive the eyes of the masses. Please touch your conscience and honestly report to the organization, why do you wear a bubble girl suit, and why do you have such a coquettish hairstyle? ”

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment and said, "This can't be said." ”

The stationmaster was unhappy: "It's your little secret with your senior sister again?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Hmm. ”

Dynamic said with a little envy and jealousy: "Look at this urine sex, I have to go to a movie and experience romance." ”

"Bad review, third child, your concept of time is seriously wrong." Compared with dynamic, Er Fat is more entangled in the data: "It's almost half past six, the eldest sister said that she would continue to fight the Kraken at eight o'clock in the evening, and Senior Sister Xiaomi also went, it must be too late to watch a movie." ”

As soon as he heard this, the stationmaster became enthusiastic: "Boss, I'm suddenly so nervous, could it be that you want to engage in that kind of fast cheating in a race against time?" I once watched a movie in which a woman in the office said to the man, I only have five minutes, and then the man pressed the woman on the desk and her for five minutes...... Tsk, you can't believe it, it's even more exciting than watching "24 Hours". ”

Dynamic eyes lit up, and he immediately started a new idea: "Brother, it's not impossible." I'll do the math for you, you go to dinner at half past six, finish eating at seven, and stroll along the way to cultivate the atmosphere. Walk to South Bay Park at 7:20 and have a field fight, even if you last for an hour and a half, take a taxi back to school at 7:50, and you will still have time to get off the copy......"

Zhen Lang was speechless, and was instantly defeated by these two sluts.

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"Ahhh

In the girls' dormitory, Su Jie cried wolf for a while, and the voice was terrible.

After howling for a while, Su Jie laughed again, looking very happy.

"What the hell do you want to do with all that crying and laughing?" Shui Mi'er looked at Su Jie worriedly.

"Long hair and short knowledge, woman, where do you know the rich inner world of the Sprinkle family?" Su Jie stroked her beautiful short hair very arrogantly, and said, "Although I lost to him, my sister is unhappy." But thinking that he was going to team up with me in the future, my sister saw hope in her heart again, understand? ”

Shui Mi'er obeyed: "You can also call it a rich inner world?" ”

"Yes, isn't that abundant?" Su Jie completely entered the state, "Niu, Uncle has told you countless times before, knight PVP is nothing more than two results. Either the IQ crushes the opponent, and when the opponent explodes the ultimate, he is invincible, and he is depressed to death; Either he was crushed by the opponent's IQ and deceived out of invincibility, and then he was beaten to death by the opponent's outburst. ”

Seeing that Shui Mi'er didn't seem to understand, she pointed to the game video and analyzed: "Look, Selang, a slut, is definitely not as sunny as him on the surface, and his heart is more obscene than anyone else." I like ...... though. Ahem, get to the point. If you look closely, this product has been sold eight times in a row, which is often said in martial arts novels to sell a flaw, and even the madness has been opened, and the invincible ...... of the old lady has been defrauded"

Shui Mi'er finally understood: "Oh, I see. He tricked you into being invincible, and after your invincible effect disappeared, the thief pet sneak attack stunned you for 4 seconds, opened the jewelry explosion for 4 seconds, and blinded you with the thief, recalled the thief to switch the seven princesses, broke out twice, and the seven princesses shot you to death? ”

Su Jie was impressed: "Female donor, you are quite knowledgeable, come here, the old man is one." ”

Shui Mi'er took a step back: "Don't, stay away from me." ”

Su Jie was angry: "Praise you twice, you are still arrogant." Did I get shot to death, the man who shot me under the sky hasn't been born yet! Keep your big watery eyes open, and the old man was obviously killed by the second jump of the Seventh Princess's explosive shot. ”

Saying that, the eldest sister looked very relieved: "Fortunately, I wasn't injured by the animal's dot and bled to death, why did I reincarnate as a woman?" A woman bleeding for a few days a month is bad enough, so I don't want to bleed to death. ”

"............" Shui Mi'er was completely defeated, and turned around to leave.

"Wait a minute." Su Jie looked her best friend up and down for a while, and gossiped: "Dressed so coquettishly, where are you going?" ”

Honey: "Can you handle it?" ”

Su Jie was very calm: "Female donor, it seems that you are a Shaolin dragon claw hand who has not learned Lao Wei for a long time." If you don't confess and be lenient, don't think about walking out of this dormitory with your clothes on today. ”

Shui Mi'er was so frightened that she immediately confessed: "I made an appointment with Zhen Lang for dinner, okay?" ”

"That's right, that's right." Su Jie posed as the old monk brushing her beard in the TV series, although she didn't have a beard at all, and then added: "Don't take too long, gather at eight o'clock in the evening and continue to fight the 10-person kraken for the second time." ”

Shui Mi'er: "I know, I asked him to help me fight, so as not to be disgusted by you." ”

"Yo he, did you find a substitute fight, and you became arrogant with your uncle?" Su Jie opened a famous shopping website very elegantly, and her voice was also very elegant: "Believe it or not, Lao Qu immediately bought seven vibrators online, from Monday to Sunday, and changed them to a new one every day, so that you can't survive or die?" ”

"Female rascal, ignore you!"

Shui Mi'er was very wise, and after scolding, she flashed and ran out of the dormitory as if she had escaped.

"Cut, scared like this." Seeing her best friend leave, Su Jie was very disdainful, and soon showed a smile full of accomplishment: "Well, this just shows that my sister's aura is too strong." Since ancient times, masters have been lonely, alas, lonely! ”

Lonely as snow, she continued to browse the website and entered the women's underwear page.

After being hit by Zhen Lang last time she wore Hello-K and kicked Xiao Nene in her heart, the eldest sister had a headache and decided to change her mind and be a new person.

So she picked and dropped around the website and eventually bought a pair of pants printed with a rogue rabbit printed online......

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