【105】The Pig Killing Knife

At half past six in the evening, Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er met at the West Gate.

The West Gate is also the back gate of the Normal University where everyone ate barbecue last time, there is a famous snack street, and there are several streets nearby that have Western restaurants, bars, cafes and other places that are slightly tall for the student party.

Standing at the west school gate, Zhen Lang was refreshed.

He was sure he was going to embrace the new world with open arms, but he wasn't sure if he had the energy to fall in love again. Just when he couldn't find his way, Honey proposed a new setting. He can accept this setting, and Honey makes him feel no pressure, and he doesn't have to worry about whether he will fall out of love.

Seeing the honey coming over, Zhen Lang felt blinded.

Compared to the morning sports girl, now the honey is completely different.

He can find out a total of four types of tops worn by girls in summer are suspenders, vests, T-shirts, and shirts, obviously the tops worn by Shui Mier at the moment do not belong to those four types, Zhen Lang can't describe them. Anyway, he thinks that the top with a blue background and white clouds intertwined with blue sky and white clouds is very good-looking, giving people a quiet and elegant impression.

Honey's bottom is a skirt, with many small white spots on the royal blue base, slightly stretched out like a small umbrella, and the corners of the skirt are close to the knee, neither long enough to be outrageous, nor short enough to make people squirt blood, there is just the right amount of freshness, revealing a bit of intellectual beauty.

"Niang Xipi, why didn't I find her so beautiful and temperamental before?"

Zhen Lang asked himself in his heart, and felt more and more the tragedy of lard covering his heart.

After two years of mixing in the beautiful teacher's university, he suddenly found that all he could remember in the past two years was the various appearances of the class flowers, and he was a little impressed by the other girls, and he didn't remember their characteristics at all.

Shui Mi'er also looked Zhen Lang up and down for a while, and suddenly became unhappy: "Didn't you tell you to dress handsome?" ”

Zhen Lang was even more unhappy: "A few meanings, this is already my most handsome pickle girl suit!" ”

Shui Mi'er was defeated, and said helplessly: "I really doubt your taste in dressing, who bought you clothes?" ”

Zhen Lang coaxed: "Who else can there be?" Myself. ”

Shui Mi'er gritted her teeth: "Please don't spoil yourself anymore, I will choose in the future, and you pay." ”

Zhen Lang: "Why? ”

Shui Mier: "Didn't I say earlier that I would train your abilities, which is also one of the training programs." A man who has no taste for dressing, and a girl who has a pursuit looks down on him. ”

Zhen Lang was stunned: "Am I dressed so miserably?" ”

Shui Mi'er said very politely: "Yes, your clothes have reduced your DPS by 20%!" ”

Zhen Lang was dumbfounded: "Is it really that exaggerated?" ”

"It's all said to have it, but you still don't believe it?" Shui Mi'er looked like she hated iron but not steel, and said very regretfully: "If I help you match your clothes, it will be like triggering true love like blood in the game, at least increase your attack power by 20%!" ”

Zhen Lang's eyes lit up: "How good can it be?" ”

"It has to be." Shui Mi'er got up and said confidently: "Your hardware is up to standard, if my sister adds a buff to you, it will be a little bit of defense, and it can't withstand your violent output at all." ”

"Your statement is too easy to understand, I like it, then I'll wait for your BUFF in the future." Zhen Lang is very cooperative, he admires the girl in front of him more and more, from the outside to the inside, Shui Mi'er makes him feel good, and he thinks that this girl who uses game terms to interpret pickled girls is really very interesting.

Shui Mi'er held Zhen Lang's right hand as if no one was around, and said softly: "Look straight ahead, don't care what passers-by think of you." Don't ask me where I'm going, I'll take you with me and keep up with my sister's pace. ”

Zhen Lang liked this setting more and more, and this kind of training mode that could rub oil fully satisfied his deep obscenity, so he said: "I don't ask where to go, can you ask what we are going to do?" ”

Shui Mi'er was extremely calm and calm: "Didn't you roar to eat pig's trotters?" ”

Zhen Lang was shocked: "Do you still need to wear such handsome clothes to eat pig's trotters?" ”

Shui Mi'er pouted: "Can't you?" ”

"Yes, yes, it's just that with my IQ, it's hard to understand why I have to dress so badly to eat pig's trotters." Zhen Lang told the truth, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Do you think, just the two of us are so arrogant, taking this kind of pace of walking our own way and letting others say let's go, we actually want to gnaw on pig's trotters, as if we don't take the heroes of the world in our eyes." ”

"That's what I want." After Shui Mi'er finished speaking, she lowered her head and laughed for a while, and said in a hateful tone: "I let you yell at pig's trotters with me all day long, and even shout pig's trotters when climbing and sprinting." My sister will take you to eat Dongpo elbow right away, and eat it until it kills you. ”

Zhen Lang was inspired: "I understand, you deliberately dressed so literary and fresh to gnaw pig's trotters with me, do you want others to secretly take pictures, so that the teachers and students of the whole school will despise me to death?" ”

"Oh, you know me so well?" A flash of brilliance flashed in Shui Mi'er's picturesque eyes, and she became more and more delicate holding Zhen Lang's arm, and her tone became delicate: "I want to see that a delicate little woman like me was pulled by you to gnaw on the pig's trotters, how will you gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes in the future?" ”

Zhen Lang was unhappy: "I'm pulling you?" Obviously you are pulling me, okay! ”

Shui Mi'er laughed gloatingly: "I don't care, don't disturb others, a picture is emerging in my sister's mind, a certain inspirational brother has become a pig's trotter brother, and thousands of people are watching." ”

Zhen Lang was very calm: "However, this is useless. ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned: "Why?" ”

Zhen Lang's face was as lonely as snow: "Sister, I don't eat Dongpo elbows." ”

Shui Mi'er was unexpected: "Didn't you cry and shout to eat pig's trotters?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Who told you that pig's trotters must be Dongpo's elbows?" ”

Shui Mi'er was angry: "You said halfway through, what's wrong with Dongpo's elbow?" ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "It's too tired, I don't like it." ”

Shui Mi'er was subverted of the worldview: "Is there still pig's trotters that are not greasy?" ”

"Absolutely." Zhen Lang became more and more calm, and said slowly: "Anyway, by the way, this time you follow my rhythm, and I will take you away." ”

Ten minutes later, the two arrived at a mysterious street shop.

As soon as she walked to the door, Shui Mi'er was shocked by the name of the literary shop.

On the plaque at the entrance of the store, there are several big characters of vicissitudes: years, pig killing knife......

At the bottom of the plaque, there is also a line of small subtitles: Fat Man's Hoof Flower Soup, a century-old shop......

"Classmate, here you go again?" The fat uncle in the store was very enthusiastic and seemed to have entertained Zhen Lang many times. Seeing Shui Mi'er, the fat uncle sighed: "My girlfriend is so beautiful, she really deserves to be the one who ate my fat pig's trotters." I said a long time ago, the man who drank my fat hoof flower soup will definitely find a beautiful girlfriend. ”

Honey was defeated on the spot, bowing her head and pretending to be a lady.

Zhen Lang and the fat uncle chatted very well, and the two chatted for a while, and the dishes came up one after another. Fat Uncle Very understands life, no longer pestle there as a light bulb, what should he do.

Shui Mi'er didn't move a mouthful, seeing that Zhen Lang was eating with relish, she couldn't help but ask, "Is it that delicious?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Well, it's hard to find such an authentic craft, do you want to try it?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "I don't want it, you see that your mouth is full of greasy, and you are embarrassed to say that you are not greasy?" ”

Zhen Lang: "What you see is the outside, and you have to dig out its inner beauty with your heart." Anyway, I used to be tired of eating Dongpo elbows, and I didn't feel tired of eating this. ”

"You can even dig into the inner beauty of pig's trotters?" Shui Mi'er was convinced, she now understands why Zhen Lang has been in the pit for seven years, and most of them have dug out the inherent beauty of that green tea, and she has a sense of anger when she thinks about it: "That's because you dipped in chili sauce, patronized the spicy, and didn't care about getting tired." ”

Zhen Lang: "You mentioned the highlights, the chili sauce in this house is an ancestral secret recipe, not to mention the extra feeling." ”

"Really?" Shui Mi'er was eager to try, picked up a small piece with chopsticks, dipped it in chili sauce and tasted it, and was amazed: "It's not bad, it's a fight with the chili pickles in the morning." No, it seems to be spicier...... Well, I'll have some soup first. ”

After taking two sips of the soup, she was shocked: "This soup is delicious, not as greasy as I imagined." ”

Zhen Lang was as lonely as snow again: "I said a long time ago that I want to dig into its interior." This soup is full of energy, I used to play once a week, and after playing, I would come here to drink the soup, and I was full of blood and came back to life. ”

Shui Mi'er stared at him silently for a few seconds and asked, "It feels like you have a special affection for Hoof Flower Soup?" ”

Zhen Lang did not deny it: "There is a reason for this, in the past, when I was about to take the college entrance examination, my grandmother would stew a pot of hoof flower soup." Her soup was quite good, and I always felt full of love at that time. Hehe, it may be that I have taken the college entrance examination a little more times, and I gnawed a little more pig's trotters......"

"That's right, few people can have such a wealth of [college entrance examination experience] as you." Shui Mi'er snorted and laughed, looking at Zhen Lang who was burying her head in a little pig's trotters, she couldn't help but complain: "Look at your appearance as a starving ghost reincarnated, if girls see your current appearance, I can tell you responsibly that at least 60% of girls will stay away from you." ”

Zhen Lang Chrysanthemum tightened: "This is also your training content?" The subtext is that I can't gnaw pig's trotters in the future? ”

"Who said this was training?" Shui Mi'er glanced at him, and suddenly became serious: "Little guy, you have heard me clearly, don't change yourself for anyone, just insist on being yourself." Girls who really like you will find your strengths. ”

Zhen Lang was a little confused: "This is a bit inconsistent, aren't you complaining about my taste in dressing?" ”

Shui Mi'er was straightforward: "That's because you don't have any taste for dressing at all, and even you don't know what you should wear, so you casually picked out a bunch of ugly clothes." It's a bad habit, and there's nothing wrong with breaking it. ”

Zhen Lang thought for a while and said, "You are reasonable, the Sprinkle family admitted it today." ”

Shui Mi'er showed a dazzling smile, and her soft voice was intoxicating: "In short, you can change your clothes and get rid of some bad habits, but you don't need to change your preferences." If you can't even eat what you want to eat, what's the point of living? If there is a girl who looks down on you because you gnaw on pig's trotters, then you don't need to be with her...... Strange, what kind of expression do you have? ”

Zhen Lang said weakly: "I don't know why, when I heard you say this, I was so moved that I wanted to cry." ”

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[The pickle girl training mode is on, this book not only has clear data showing how the protagonist can get the boss in the game, but also has simple data and task mode so that everyone can clearly see Zhen Lang's emotional path. This is a new attempt by Lao Niu, and it is probably a model that has not been written before, since the theme of this book is [Game Career], why can't Pickle Girl be interpreted in game terms? For example, now, Zhen Lang is equivalent to a debuff that reduces attack power by 20%, and the pickled girl is still not powerful, and in the future, when he turns on the BUFF that increases damage by 20%, you can look forward or predict, what kind of strength is that? Can he hit a girl with a critical hit? 】

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