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There is a lot of truth in this old saying, for example, now, Zhen Lang, who walks into the examination room, always feels that people nearby are looking at him. It was as if the scandal of his square dance at the school gate was known to everyone.

In fact, most people in the examination room didn't know about his square dance flash mob incident, and a kind of male and female classmates were just interested in this mysterious man who was getting more and more attention, and they just looked at him twice. But Zhen Lang didn't think so, he always thought that he had done something that was embarrassing and thrown to his grandmother's house, and he would have no face to gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes of the Normal University in the future.

It wasn't until the exam papers came down that Zhen Lang also adjusted his state.

After completing the exam questions with full concentration, he chose to hand in the paper ten minutes early and quickly walked out of the examination room.

He looked for a sparsely populated place to walk, lowered his head and played with his mobile phone while walking, opened WeChat, and saw a girl with an ID called [Little Woman] applying to add him as a friend, and the verification message was: Zhen Lang +++++++

Acquaintance?

Zhen Lang thought that a classmate in the department added him, so he passed. Clicking into the other party's circle of friends, he was a little confused, this little woman's avatar is a cartoon pattern, the photos in the circle of friends are all landscape photos, not even a personal selfie, Zhen Lang was stunned and didn't remember which classmate this was.

"You are?" He asked.

"Guess." The little woman remains mysterious.

"Do you guess me?" Zhen Lang invisibly has the self-cultivation of the 16th-level pickle girl Xiao Gao, and he has learned to talk nonsense with strange girls.

"Do you guess I guess or not, do you guess?" The little woman is even more mysterious.

"Day, you're not going to be a field chicken, are you?" A cold sweat broke out on Zhen Lang's forehead.

When the word obscenity is mentioned, the first thing that comes to mind for the livestock in the 301 and 302 dormitories is the field chicken. Anyway, Tian Chicken is a bit of a bad taste, he once registered a WeChat account, searched for a sexy girl's selfie from the Internet and posted it in the circle of friends, and then pretended to be a girl to find someone to talk to...... Once the cannon and the dynamic were fooled, they talked to "that girl" and wanted to "immortal" and "death", and when they were about to develop to the stage of dating the gun, they found out that the girl was actually a field chicken.

Later, every time I thought about it, the cannon and the dynamic wanted to beat the field chicken once.

At this moment, Zhen Lang kept an eye on it, if he was also teased by Tian Ji once, he would have no face to see.

The little woman made an expression wiping a cold sweat, and suddenly sent a voice: "Fool, I'm Shufuya." ”

If it was typing, Zhen Lang could hardly believe that the girl of this little woman with the screen name would be Shu Fuya, but when he heard the voice, he had to believe it. As we all know, as one of the four major female live broadcasters on the Internet, Shu Fuya's voice is highly recognizable, and the people in the rivers and lakes call it "the voice of the natural fox", which is difficult to forget after listening to this voice once.

And when Shu Fuya said her name, she was very distinctive, and those who listened to her explanation knew that her simple sentence "Hello everyone, I am Shu Fuya" was pronounced very differently, and it sounded like "comfortable...... It is said that every time I hear Shu Fuya report to her home, many animals who listen to her explanation will be shamefully hard, and no matter how shameless she is, the process is really three words: comfortable~!

Zhen Lang had also listened to Shu Fuya's game commentary a few times before, and he had an intersection with Shu Fuya on campus some time ago, and he still remembered the voice of this place leader. However, instead of feeling excited, he became angry: "Eldest sister, you think you are Nie Xiaoqian, why is it always ghostly?" ”

"Big sister? Are people that old? Shu Fuya, a girl with a natural voice advantage, can charm all beings with her voice alone, she decisively gave up typing, and continued to send out a WeChat voice that I listened to pitifully: "If I'm not mistaken, you're on your birthday in August, Leo boy." My birthday in November, Scorpio, is three months younger than you. ”

"You're asking around for my information, is that interesting?" Zhen Lang also began to speak, and his voice was very cold.

"It's not super secretive, all the students in your department know what your birthday is, so I'll ask casually, do you need to be so ruthless?" Shu Fuya's voice was very soft, and she seemed to deliberately lower her posture, and said a little aggrieved: "Besides, when you boys chase girls, don't you also ask about girls' birthdays, zodiac signs, blood types, etc., why do I inquire about you, and you are so excited?" ”

"Don't talk like you're going to chase me, you have something to say." Zhen Lang was not fooled.

"You didn't marry me, so what's wrong with me chasing you?" The voice sent by Shu Fuya was provocative and provocative.

"......" idol brother was speechless.

"I know horoscopes very well, so I might as well analyze them for you. If we are together, it is undoubtedly a love bet......" Shufuya hung her appetite and analyzed it carefully: "Leo and Scorpio are both people with strong personalities, the difference is that Leo's strength lies in the outside, and he is frank and honest about the emperor's style, and he is strong and unforgiving. But Scorpio's domineering is a hidden type, everything is careful, not easy to be seen through, two people put together, but also to fall in love, have to go through a lot of intrigues. Because everyone wants to control each other and control the overall situation, after getting along for a while, disputes are inevitable, and when it comes to winning or losing, Leo's impatient and hot-blooded personality is not enough to fight a protracted battle, and Scorpio will often have the upper hand...... Every time you see me, you run away, you're afraid that I'll control you, aren't you? ”

"I'm afraid of you?" Zhen Lang was amused, and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Classmate, how many men have you used this kind of agitation method?" There is a long nag constellation with me at this time, can you change your goal? ”

"Don't worry, listen to me." Shu Fuya sneered a little coquettishly, and said in a charming voice like a fox spirit: "Fate is wonderful, although Leo and Scorpio will inevitably have strong friction, sometimes contradictions are like Mars hitting the earth, but once the run-in is successful, you can become an invincible couple, at least outsiders can't bully us, two strong people can form a strong family." ”

"You've even thought about starting a family?" Zhen Lang suddenly felt that the chief goddess of this place list was very funny, just like her WeChat nickname, Shu Fuya at this time was like a little woman, with many fantasies of little women.

"Think about it and don't break the law." Shufuya was right, and then her voice became very seductive: "Also, Leo's desire to lead and conquer is vividly reflected in sexuality. In this regard, you and I are a good match, Scorpio is also full of vigorous activity in terms of sex, because Scorpio emphasizes sex and love, and love and sex must be connected...... Well, you know what I mean? ”

I'm going to her, is she going to make an appointment with me?

Brother Idol faintly heard a little bit of off-string sound, he settled down, and coaxed: "Don't say that we seem to be a destined pair, am I familiar with you?" ”

"Once raw and twice cooked, we have met twice, of course we are very familiar." Shu Fuya let out a series of coquettish laughs.

Zhen Lang: "Let's get to the point, what do you want to do?" ”

"Tasteless guy." Shu Fuya complained a little and said, "When are you going to be on my show?" ”

Zhen Lang: "When?" You really know how to speak, so I seem to have promised you a long time ago, why are you full of routines? I said it, don't go! ”

Shu Fuya threatened: "If you don't agree, I will harass you every day." ”

Zhen Lang was not threatened: "You are forcing me to delete your friend!" ”

Shu Fuya: "You delete it, delete me, I'll go downstairs on the 9th and cry, saying that you made my belly bigger......"

“…………”

Zhen Lang was defeated on the spot, and secretly sighed that he was really not level enough.

At the beginning, Shui Mier analyzed that Shufuya was at least a level 20 boss. Zhen Lang now clearly feels that his level 16 goods are quite difficult to deal with Shu Fuya, and there is a kind of player who singles out the black knight, the ultimate boss of the dark labyrinth, and he can't bear it at all.

"Plus this time, I can be regarded as a second look at you, right? I think I'm very sincere, why do you reject people thousands of miles away? Shufuya got down to business: "If you really don't want to be interviewed, I'd like to hear your reasons. ”

Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief: "I just want to be a student dog quietly, and I don't want to be watched by people even when I go to the school public toilet after participating in your interview, is this reason enough?" ”

Shu Fuya: "Zhang Ailing once said that you should ...... to become famous as soon as possible"

"Stop." Zhen Lang was impatient: "Everyone has their own ambitions, it's your business how you like to be famous, so you won't drag me to pretend to fly with you, right?" I said, do you feel that the whole earth revolves around you, have you ever respected the human rights of others? ”

Shufuya was silent.

Zhen Lang was no longer verbose and walked out of the school gate.

When he walked downstairs to the apartment, he flipped through his phone and saw a few more messages.

"Am I so unbearable in your eyes?"

"What about people, ...... you speak"

"Soul light, don't force me!"

Seeing a few messages from Shu Fuya, Zhen Lang was furious: "What do you want to make trouble?" ”

Shu Fuya: "You don't want to participate in the interview now, so there will always be opportunities to cooperate in the future?" ”

"Later?" Zhen Lang laughed at himself: "The people in the game are all short-lived, and after a few months, I'm afraid that not many people will remember me, do you still have the point of interviewing me then?" ”

"Are you too modest, or are you too inferior?" "There are indeed many shooting stars in the amateur and professional circles of the gaming industry, but I believe that you are not a shooting star. ”

Zhen Lang: "Where did you get this kind of trust?" ”

Shu Fuya: "A woman's sixth sense." ”

Zhen Lang: "Then I can only hehe." ”

"Are you scolding me? I'll tell you, my instincts have always been accurate, and it's a natural skill that I rely on to survive. Shu Fuya also used a game term, and seemed unwilling to dwell on this topic, she inadvertently changed the topic: "According to what you mean, you just don't want to participate in talk shows at this stage, and you will participate in the future, can I understand this?" ”

Zhen Lang simply pushed the boat down the river: "I will participate in the City Invitational Tournament in the summer vacation, and I will talk about it after the competition is over." ”

Shufuya: "Okay, I'll wait for you." ”

Zhen Lang walked into the elevator and was just about to turn off the phone screen when he suddenly saw a photo.

This is a very rare photo, Shu Fuya has flashed various selfies on her Weibo and WeChat public accounts, but she has never uploaded such a photo...... This photo is obviously not taken by a professional photographer, but more like a private photo of a girl hiding in the room and taking a selfie, which has a very chic temptation.

In the photo, only half of the face is exposed, and the real highlight is all from the neck down. She wore a very flirtatious skirt with black mesh stockings on her legs, which are legendary nirvana, and sat on the bed in an intoxicating pose of "Oba, shoot me...... Normal men will harden again and again when they see it.

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean?" ”

"Is it pretty?" Shu Fuya posted a smug chat emoji, and said in a voice: "My Weibo and official account are all photos taken for entertainment, and there is not a single one in WeChat, because I think it is a me who wears a mask and armor to disguise, and it is not the real me ......"

Zhen Lang smiled: "Then this mesh stocking is the real you?" ”

"Yes, although the shooting is not good, it is my own shooting, which represents my true state in a certain period of time. Think of it as a benefit I gave you, and you can't give it to others. Shu Fuya's words were a bit like a connotative paragraph, and the next sentence made people almost have a nosebleed: "Zhen Lang, I said that I am very sincere to you." From today onwards, I will send you a private photo every day......" (To be continued.) )