Back in the cozy nest, Zhen Langgang wanted to find Shui Mi'er and found a bizarre scene. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Originally, Shui Mi'er was lying on the sofa in the living room, watching a small video on her mobile phone, and the volume was turned on very loudly, but she didn't hear the sound of Zhen Lang opening the door and coming in. It wasn't until she saw Zhen Lang walking in front of the sofa that Shui Mi'er realized his existence, and then her reaction was too colorful.

I saw that the fairy suddenly became a little girl who did something wrong, her pretty face turned red all of a sudden, and she hurriedly turned the phone to silent, and then turned off the phone screen directly, and hid the phone under the pillow as a thief.

"What are you doing?" Seeing Shui Mi'er's exaggerated reaction, Zhen Lang straightened up, he looked at Shui Mi'er's shy and charming appearance suspiciously, and suddenly enlightened: "I understand, you used to watch a lot of small movies with Su Jie, just now you won't take advantage of my absence to secretly use your mobile phone to watch island country art films, right?" ”

"No, you're talking nonsense!"

"Look at your fierce look, it's all written on your face." The more Shui Mi'er wanted to cover up, the more curious Zhen Lang became, he leaned over and said with a blank eye: "Out of the premise of our mutual respect, I won't flip through your phone, but can you bravely open the art film you just watched, let's watch it together?" ”

"No, you can't!" Shui Mi'er clutched her phone in her hand.

Zhen Lang stiffened his face: "Girl, don't forget, who is the uncle this week." ”

Honey: "The play hasn't started yet, you can't bully people like this." ”

Seeing the pitiful appearance of the beautiful woman, Zhen Lang's heart softened: "Then how about we exchange?" ”

Shui Mier: "You only talk to others on WeChat once in a few days, what is there to exchange?" ”

"Chick, don't look down on people so much!" Zhen Lang was stimulated, and coaxed: "Today, a girl who is at least a level 20 boss adds me to WeChat, and at that moment, I refused in my heart." But on second thought, this is not a hidden task triggered randomly, and it can be used as a trial of a large copy of the wasteland, so I chatted with her for a while, do you want to read the chat history? ”

"Really?" Shui Mi'er's curiosity exploded instantly, and she said weakly: "Uncle, the slave family has little study, don't lie to me." ”

Zhen Lang: "I'm kao, you're graduating from your bachelor's degree soon, and you still don't read much?" ”

Shui Mi'er is still not at ease: "Let's say okay first, you can't be angry after reading the things on my phone." ”

Zhen Lang patted his chest and packed the ticket: "No problem, uncle is not angry." ”

A minute later, he regretted it.

Strictly speaking, this thing regrets that its intestines are green.

It turned out that the small video that Shui Mier watched was the complete version of the square dance of the seven animals dancing at the back door of the Normal University.

This 85-second video completely records the nervousness of several animals before the start of the dance, as well as the square dance that lasted 60 seconds, and also recorded the wonderful pictures of the last seven animals running away......

Looking at this video, the idol brother looked sad, and tears flowed silently in his heart.

After a long time, he cried and said with a sad face: "Didn't the eldest sister say in the group, no one recorded it?" ”

"Others don't dare to record it, but we recorded it ourselves, this video was recorded by Yingying, and I decisively collected it." Shui Mi'er and Zhen Lang rewatched the video again, and couldn't help laughing: "Yingying really has the potential to be a choreographer, the recording angle is very good, and she gave you two close-ups...... Uncle, your square dancing skills are really solid. ”

Zhen Lang was furious, pressed the little goblin down on the sofa, pressed it on her, and said menacingly: "Is there anyone like you who squeeze the uncle?" ”

"The reaction is so big, as for it? Say it's okay not to be angry! "Shui Mi'er is very aggrieved.

Zhen Lang: "Why not, the person dancing the square dance is not you, of course you can't understand the feelings of the parties." ”

"Uncle, don't be angry, I didn't record it, I just passed by and took a look, if you want to blame you, I'll blame Yingying." Shui Mi'er decisively threw the responsibility to the female god of war, and then comforted: "My dear, if you think about it from another angle, maybe we will see this video again in ten years, and we will find it very memorable." ”

Zhen Lang: "Let's talk about it in ten years, I look at this picture now, and there is only one kind of rush that I can't afford to hurt." ”

Shui Mi'er took the opportunity to change the style of painting: "It's your turn, quickly show me the content of your wasteland girl." ”

Zhen Lang opened WeChat and handed over the phone directly.

"Believe me so much? Aren't you afraid that I'll find out your little secret of hooking up with girls online? Shui Mi'er glanced at him flatteredly, and then while reading the chat history, she listened to Shu Fuya's various coquettish voices at a loud volume.

After a few minutes, Honey fell silent, as if thinking about something.

"Jealous?" Zhen Lang sat up, held her in his arms, and asked in a low voice.

"I'm glad for you." Honey answered the question.

"What are you glad for me?" Zhen Lang was puzzled.

"This can be explained on two levels, first, you are still relatively measured, and you have not fallen into the trap of Shufuya." Shui Mi'er said, and there was gradually murderous aura in her voice: "Second, it's good that you confessed to me leniently, otherwise ......"

Zhen Lang smiled: "Otherwise, you have to chase me with a pig-killing knife?" ”

"Cut, my sister won't be so violent, that kind of pursuit without technical content, I don't bother to do it." Shui Mi'er's words made Zhen Lang breathe a sigh of relief, but her next sentence made the air in the living room condense: "At most, I will bite off your little Ding Ding ...... while you are asleep."

Zhen Lang chrysanthemum tightened and felt the sharp pain of the ball.

That picture hurts just thinking about it.

Goblin, it's good that Lao Tzu didn't mess with her!

Zhen Lang was very happy, and he had the illusion of the rest of his life after the catastrophe.

"Don't look at me so frightened, come here, you behave today, my sister will reward you with a kiss." Shui Mi'er kissed him on the face, and then activated the belly black attribute: "This Shufuya, the tiger is not powerful, she treats me as a sick cat." Since she took the initiative to send her to the door, you will treat her as a random refreshed field boss in the future, and find a chance to blow her up! ”

Zhen Lang: "Is this really good?" ”

"What's wrong, she's a boss of no less than level 20, if you explode her, maybe you can burst out a dragon sword or something good." Shui Mier once again used game terminology to interpret Zhen Lang's pickled girl plot.

Zhen Lang smiled bitterly: "The summoning in my game can't brush the level 20 field boss alone, not to mention that in reality, my level 16 can't deal with the level 20 boss like Shu Fuya, isn't this looking for abuse?" ”

"It's true that you and she are not in the same rank, however, you have a huge advantage." Shui Mi'er's eyes flashed with a black light, and she analyzed: "Shu Fuya has not been rejected by a man until now, you are the first person to reject her, she thinks you are very special, and she has a special feeling for you." ”

Zhen Lang said disdainfully: "This is the so-called desire to capture and indulge? It's too old-fashioned. ”

Shui Mi'er smiled: "What about old-fashioned, the more old-fashioned things are, the more timeless they are." Eating is not old-fashioned, drinking water is not old-fashioned, you have the ability to try without eating and drinking water for the rest of your life? ”

Zhen Lang was persuaded: "Listening to what you say, it makes some sense." ”

Shui Mi'er said with great interest: "Then how are you going to open up her?" ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "Just don't do anything, last time you asked me to open up the wasteland, this time it became Shufuya again, it's too messy, right?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Where is the mess, you can date Shu Fuya for a while, it's not suitable to go to Yun Jiabei again." Anyway, you are still young, and it is natural to fall in love a few times, I think you just have a burden in your heart, and you haven't come out of the shadow brought to you by that class flower. ”

"Didn't you say that you don't want to mention the word Banhua, besides, the psychological shadow area she caused me is not as big as you think." Zhen Lang turned his head sideways and looked at Shui Mi'er very seriously: "I said it last time, youth can't afford to be delayed, I just want to accompany you." ”

Honey: "But ......"

"Don't be, I know what you're thinking. That's right, you will always graduate and leave one day, and no one can stop you from that day, I admit it. Zhen Lang stretched out his hand, holding her little face, and his attitude became more serious: "I can't decide the future, I can only grasp the present." All I can do now is cherish every moment with you. Let me tell you this, I think it's a serious waste to spend a minute on other girls! ”

The corners of Shui Mi'er's lips trembled slightly, and she murmured, "Husband, do you know that you have just been promoted to level 16 and a half?" ”

"Of course I do!" Zhen Lang stroked the hair in front of his forehead with great coquettishness, and said like a heifer handstand: "I was so affectionate just now, even I was moved by myself!" ”

Burst......!

Shui Mi'er had a little tears in her eyes, but she suddenly laughed when she heard this.

Although he still couldn't say something, she understood what he meant.

In order not to make the atmosphere too sad, Shui Mi'er deliberately found a happy topic: "The constellation match that Shu Fuya said is very interesting, maybe you and her may really become an invincible couple." ”

Zhen Lang: "The constellation theory is just a piece of music, and there is no scientific basis. ”

Shui Mier: "Some statements are still more reliable. ”

"Well, instead of studying the degree of compatibility with Shufuya, it is better to study me and you." Zhen Lang immediately got an app application for constellation men and women on his mobile phone, and smiled when he saw it: "Look at this, the matching degree of Gemini woman and Leo man ......"

He pointed to the explanation on his mobile phone and said excitedly: "The girl with the wind direction twins, and a gorgeous and luxurious Leo boy, are also masculine signs, and their positions are similar, generally speaking, it is easier to integrate, and they are a pair that attracts each other and is very compatible." The Gemini girl is popular, fickle, and mellow, and the Leo man needs the intellectual properties of his other half to cover him. And the Gemini woman can respect the lion with the dignity of a king, which is just enough to satisfy the lion's desire to lead. And the lion's heroic mastery can also tolerate the unstable habits of the twins, as well as the occasional whimsical willful black belly...... The two complement each other, and they can be matched very well, making them ideal emotional partners. ”

Speaking of this, Zhen Lang's whole person was messy, revealing a sense of excitement to find true love: "Girl, do you see, Leo men and Gemini women are a perfect match!" ”

[This book is gradually approaching one million words, and the content of some of the recent chapters is much worse than I expected. Since it was harmonized for a few days last month, Lao Niu is still looking for a state, and it's very annoying to write and delete it, and it should be better after a while. (To be continued.) )