Zhu Bajie looked up at the auspicious clouds he was driving and flew away, and said: "Look at this old Taoist who is in a hurry to burn his buttocks, and he doesn't even clean up the corpses of his dead disciples and grandchildren! Alas, it's no wonder that his immortal temple was robbed and the immortal fruit was destroyed, and at this time his heart must be so anxious that he ignored everything. I said, brother, let's go, it's full of corpses and broken limbs, broken bricks and tiles, and there's no point in leaving behind. The endgame was handed over to the dozen or so apprentices of the old man of the town to clean up. ”

Wei Changtian said: "I originally wanted to live here for a day and eat a few meals of his Zhen Yuanzi, but I didn't expect him to be so miserable, there is no hope, there is no hope, then let's go." "I flew away from Wanshou Mountain with Zhu Bajie, and looked back from time to time.

Zhu Bajie said: "What else do you want to see? Maybe when we return from Lingshan, Guanyin has already saved his immortal fruit, and it will not be too late to slaughter him at that time!"

Wei Changtian smiled and said: "What if the immortal fruit doctor is alive? There are so many disciples and grandchildren who have died, and in the face of a corpse, he can't be happy, can you still bear to eat him? I said Brother Pig, you are really black-hearted!"

Zhu Bajie glared at a pair of little pig eyes and said loudly: "You...... You...... Holy shit, why is my old pig so black-hearted? I'm just talking about it, and I'm not going to eat him. Black-hearted, black-hearted, the old pig is a compassionate heart, comparable to Guanyin Bodhisattva. ”

Wei Changtian pointed at Zhu Bajie and squeezed his eyebrows, laughing loudly.

After flying for a while, the sky was almost dusk, Wei Changtian looked down, and saw that the ground in the Nether Realm was still endless mountains and bad waters, and couldn't help but ask: "Didn't you say that you have to pass through many countries on the West Heaven Road? Why haven't you seen one for so long? Brother Pig, are you lying to your brother? You see that this day is going to be dark, do we still have to fly to Lingshan overnight? You are familiar with the journey, just find a place to rest and rest." ”

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "Nonsense! How can you lie to you as an elder brother? In another hundred and ten miles, there will be a big city." ”

Wei Changtian said happily: "Really, what kind of bird place is that?"

Zhu Bajie said: "That city is a country, hundreds of miles in radius, there are always millions of people, very big! ”

Wei Changtian looked at the triumphant look on his face, and couldn't help but ask, "What kind of light is the wind?" ”

Zhu Bajie said: "At that time, we arrived in this Chechi country, and there were three national teachers in their country...... Hehe, it is said that it is a national teacher, but in fact, there are three monsters with superficial Taoism, called 'Huli Daxian', 'Luli Daxian', and 'Yangli Daxian'. Although these three demons were able to use some little magic to coax the king, how could they escape Brother Monkey's fiery eyes Jin Qing? Brother Monkey had already seen that it was a monster at the first glance when he saw them. Hehe, later, I, Brother Monkey, and Senior Brother Sha discussed how to trick them, so we sneaked to the Sanqing Hall where they used to practice the Dharma at night, first ate the fruits offered to Sanqing on the table, and then hid the statue of Sanqing, and the three of us senior brothers each changed into Sanqing and sat down. Hey, when those three youkai come in, guess what?"

Wei Changtian knew that the "Three Qings" referred to Taishang Laojun, Yuan Shi Tianzun, and Lingbao Daojun, so he didn't ask much, but said: "Fuck, I know that I want you to tell me? Don't sell it, continue to ......."

Zhu Bajie grinned, and then said: "When the three demons came in, they saw that the enshrined fruits on the table were gone, and they thought that Sanqing had appeared and descended to the lower realm to eat them, so they were overjoyed, and they knelt down and kowtowed, begging Sanqing to give them some holy water and golden pills. Where do you think the three of us impostors got the holy water golden pill? In the end, Brother Monkey was clever and sent the three monsters to wait outside the hall, while the three brothers took off their pants, and one of us sprinkled a soak of urine in the jar and jar, and then let them in to drink. Hehe, after those three monsters came in, they didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and when they came up, they drank wildly......"

Wei Changtian laughed and said, "Haha, it's fun, it's a pity that I wasn't there at the time, otherwise I would have pulled a pile of feces in it, saying that this is the 'holy food', let them eat it...... Hahaha. After laughing, he said, "After those three monsters drank your urine, they didn't feel right?"

Zhu Bajie couldn't help laughing, and said: "'Urine water' has a sassy smell, of course they feel it, but they think that 'holy water' is this smell, so they endured and drank it." The old pig saw that they were drinking with relish, and he couldn't hold back his laughter, and the smile came out. So the three of us brothers showed their original forms together, laughed at them for a while, and left in gusts of wind. Early the next morning, when the four of us went to the palace of the king of Chechi to exchange the customs clearance documents, we were recognized by the three national teachers and monsters, and they asked the king to order us to be arrested......"

Wei Changtian interjected with a smile: "With my master here, how can they catch it?"

Zhu Bajie nodded and said: "If it really starts, I, Brother Monkey, plus Senior Brother Sha Seng, don't say that they have hundreds of thousands of elite soldiers and good generals in Chechi, even if they are several times more, they are not opponents." Just when the two sides were in a quarrel, suddenly many people came to the lord of the country to complain about the drought and famine, begging the three monster teachers to ask for rain, and the king knew that we were high monks from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, so he came up with a strange idea, asking us to bet on spells with the three monster national teachers, saying that if we can ask for rain, we will let us go, if not, we will all be killed. As soon as Brother Monkey heard about the gambling spell, he agreed to the king without saying a word. Hey, those three monsters thought they were going to win, but they were defeated again and again. They first compared with my master Tang Sanzang for rain, Zazen, and 'guessing things on the partition', because Brother Monkey secretly helped, and the master naturally won the game. When the three demons saw this situation, they made a ruthless move, demanding that they be more fatal than cutting off their heads, cutting out their hearts and taking a bath in a boiling oil pot. ”

Wei Changtian said: "The monsters can't fight you, so you have to be desperate." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Yes, as soon as Brother Monkey heard that it was going to be compared to these, he immediately became energetic, and asked Master Tang Sanzang to sit aside and rest, and he himself rushed to come forward to compete with those three monsters." Do you think, with Brother Monkey's good skills, how can he put the small skill of carving insects or something in his eyes? He and the tiger power immortal than cut off the head, after the head was cut off by the executioner, immediately grew a head, the whole as if nothing happened, and when the head of the tiger power immortal was cut off, the monkey brother conjured a yellow dog out of his head to take away, the tiger power immortal could not turn back, then died, changed back to the original form, it turned out to be a yellow-haired tiger monster; The third monster Yang Li Daxian is the stupidest, he actually wants to take a bath in the oil pot with Brother Monkey, don't you know that the monkey once stayed in the Dan furnace of Taishang Laojun for 7749 days without incident, and the oil pot is boiling hot, what can he do? ”

Wei Changtian sighed and said, "Fuck, it turns out that these three monsters were cultivated by tigers, white deer, and antelopes. Well, they can be a national teacher with a little witchcraft, grandma, if I go to their country, won't the king give me the emperor's position?"

Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "You think beautifully! No matter how mediocre the emperors of the past dynasties are, they will not easily give up their seats to others." He added: "Now it has been hundreds of years since our master and apprentice went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and the old king of Chechi Kingdom at that time may have turned his bones into ashes, and his throne should have been passed down for dozens of generations." Suddenly, he pointed down and said to Wei Changtian: "Look, that's Che Chiguo, it's much bigger than before." ”

Wei Changtian looked down, and sure enough, he saw a big city built with a radius of hundreds of miles, so he said, "Brother Pig, let's go down and spend the night before leaving." I think that with the magic and immortal methods of our brothers, we will be able to make their current emperor happy, and maybe our brothers can also get him to be a general, a national teacher or something. ”

Zhu Bajie shook his head and said: "After one night, there is no need to be an official, don't forget that the purpose of our trip is to go to West Tianling Mountain." ”

Wei Changtian said: "As a big official, there are many beautiful women around him, and he is very comfortable. We didn't stay in this car for a long time, and we only continued to travel for a day or two. ”

At that moment, press the cloud head and descend to the city of Chechiguo. Zhu Bajie was helpless, but he was moved, so he had to let him.

Che Chi country is rich in people, the national strength is strong, although the people are flooding in the daytime, and it is even more lively in the evening, so the country is naturally indispensable to find a place for fun. After Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie landed, Zhu Bajie knew that he was ugly, and he was afraid of scaring pedestrians on the street, so he changed his appearance.

Wei Changtian saw that he was changing back and forth, his lower abdomen was still high and protruding, like a pregnant woman who was pregnant for ten months, but he was still holding a folding fan in his hand, which was elegant and elegant, a little unusual, and couldn't help but laugh secretly. He had killed many monsters in Wuzhuang Temple of Wanshou Mountain, and there were a lot of blood stains on his clothes, and it was not appropriate to walk on the street like this, so he recited the fairy formula, and blew a fairy breath on his body.

The two turned a street, and saw a large inn with bright lights at the corner of the street, so they went in, and let the shopkeeper open two first-class rooms.

After paying the rent, Wei Changtian asked the shopkeeper, "What's interesting about your car Chi Guo?"

The shopkeeper smiled: "There are many fun places, dare to ask what the two guest officers like to play?"

Wei Changtian said: "It's best to have wine and meat, casinos, and beautiful women......"

The shopkeeper's twisted beard smiled: "There are many such places." However, as far as I know, the whole city is the largest and best 'Blossom Garden', the wine and meat, casinos, and beauties that the guest officer just said, they have no shortage of 'Blossom Garden', and they greet them thoughtfully. ”

Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie glanced at each other, secretly happy, asked the address of the shopkeeper's 'Huajian Garden', and rushed together.

After arriving at the 'Flower Garden', as the shopkeeper said, although it is a brothel in the Qinglou, but it has both a tavern and a casino, if the guests like, they can spend money to hire a few beauties to accompany them when drinking or gambling, and if they don't like to drink and gamble, they can find their favorite beauties to go directly into the room to "do things", and they do not bother.

The two of them entered the "Flower Garden", and were immediately attracted by the lively atmosphere, Wei Changtian saw the casino, and he couldn't leave anymore, and Zhu Bajie saw the beauties with bare chests and backs, and he was even more salivating, and his eyes were straight. So Wei Changtian sat down to gamble, Zhu Bajie went to the side to find a group of beauties to eat, drink and have fun, and returned to the inn where he stayed to rest after most of the night.

After dawn on the second day, Wei Changtian dragged Zhu Bajie and walked out. Zhu Bajie shook off his hand and said angrily: "Fuck, what are you doing here?

Wei Changtian said: "Go to the palace and go to see the king of Chechi!"

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened as big as copper bells, and he said loudly: "What? You are crazy, do you really want to ask for any official position? Be careful that your Sun Monkey Master knows about making your boy's ass bloom." You go, the old pig doesn't go......"

Wei Changtian said with a smile: "The emperor is far away, and the master can't control me." Besides, I'm not sincere, I'm just thinking about it for two days. Then Zhengse said: "I said Brother Pig, when we got married, I said that we would share blessings and difficulties, and stick a knife in the ribs for friends, don't you want to help me with this big thing?"

Zhu Bajie scratched his head and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you!" When you go to the palace, you will go to the palace, and the emperor Laozi and our old pig have not seen ......."

Wei Changtian said happily: "That's it, you just need to go with me, and you don't need to come out for anything else." I'll be a big official for two days, and you can follow me to eat and drink spicy food, and have women to sleep, wouldn't it be good?"

Zhu Bajie said: "You are in such a hurry to go, do you know where the palace is?"

Wei Changtian said: "Didn't you say that you had passed by this car Chi Guo when you were studying the scriptures before? Naturally, you should know, otherwise what are you going to do with you? Don't be grinding, let's go, the emperor Lao'er should go to the early dynasty at this time, and if he goes late, the early dynasty will disperse, and he won't be able to see him if he wants to." ”

Zhu Bajie couldn't resist him, so he had to follow him in the direction of the palace.

Along the way, I saw that many people were rushing in the direction of the palace, and it was obvious that something big had happened. The two followed the flow of people forward, and before they came to the palace compound, they saw a large yellow paper pasted on a public notice board on the left, and nearly a thousand people were watching intently, muttering and reciting, and from time to time they exchanged their heads and commented on each other.

Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie are not very literate, and the handwriting on the yellow paper is a little grassy, so they can't recognize a few, so they listened to it for a long time, and they couldn't hear the reason intermittently. Wei Changtian asked a middle-aged man beside him: "Big brother is invited, my brother has never been to a private school, and he doesn't know a single big character, what is written on this yellow paper?" ”

The middle-aged man looked at the yellow paper and said in a low voice: "The paper said that recently, the little princess of our Che Chi Kingdom had a strange disease, lying on the bed pillow all day long, not thinking about eating and drinking, looking in a trance, and looking like she was about to die. The king loved this little princess very much, so he put up a notice to inform the whole country, saying that if anyone could cure the little princess, he could agree to that person on any condition except the throne, and he would never go back...... That's what it means. ”

Wei Changtian's heart moved, thanked the middle-aged man, and pulled Zhu Bajie out of the crowd, and said happily: "Brother Pig, our opportunity has come." ”

Zhu Bajie looked at Wei Changtian for a long time, pointed at him and smiled: "Good boy, the old pig knows what kind of heart you have." You must have wanted to come out and treat that little princess, right? "When he learned from Tang Sanzang and other masters and apprentices, he had passed by a country called 'Zizi Country', the king's beloved daughter disappeared for more than ten years, thinking of the daughter, infected with the disease, not cured for a long time, and later also posted a yellow list notice like this, in order to save the divine doctor, but was passed by Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie unveiled the yellow list back, and then Sun Wukong really cured the stubborn disease for the Zhu Zi King, I didn't expect that now Sun Wukong's apprentice encountered this, and he actually wanted to expose the yellow list and pretend to be Lang Zhong to treat people.

Wei Changtian was stunned for a moment, and thought: "The old pig's brain has always been dull, why did he actually open his mind this time and guess my heart?" gently patted the treasure gourd on his waist and said: "Yes, with the elixir in my treasure gourd, even a dead pig that has been plagued can be cured, so I don't believe that she can't be cured." Suddenly, Zhu Bajie was beside him, and hurriedly explained: "I'm just making an analogy, and I don't mean anything else." Hehe, Brother Pig, you yourself have said that you are a fairy pig, and you will definitely not mind if your brother says this. ”

Zhu Bajie waved his hand and said, "Your eldest brother and I have a lot of adults, how can I care about you? If you want to be in the limelight, what are you doing here?"

Wei Changtian slapped his palms vigorously and said loudly: "Okay! I'll reveal it!" He was so bold that he didn't think about it at the moment, he strode to the yellow list notice and stretched out his hand to remove it.

This time it was like stabbing a hornet's nest, and the onlookers came to him, pointed at him, and said: "Boy, are you a doctor in Langzhong?" "Look at your appearance as a rich boy and brother, and you also know medical skills?" "Brother, if you can heal a good princess, you will naturally enjoy the glory and wealth, if the doctor is not good, it will make Long Yan angry, and the head on your neck will have to move." ”

Wei Changtian couldn't help but be upset when he heard that the bad things these people said were better than the good ones, so his tongue bloomed with thunder, and he said loudly: "Fuck, if Lao Tzu dares to expose the yellow list, he will naturally be very sure, and he doesn't need you to worry about it! What are you doing crookedly? It's a big deal to heal the princess to death, and I will accompany you to die!"

Before the words fell, a group of officers and soldiers with bright armor rushed in through the crowd, and an officer at the head looked at Wei Changtian for a while, and asked in a solemn voice: "Is it the yellow list you revealed?"

Wei Changtian put on a big grin, and said lightly: "That's right, it's me! My surname is Wei Mingfeng, and I am honored as the 'No. 1 Divine Doctor in the World'." Don't talk nonsense, you take me to your princess to see a doctor, you can't blame me if someone dies late. Xiang Zhu Bajie pointed and said, "He is my assistant who helps heal the sick." ”

The officer's face was slightly angry, but because he had been ordered by the king before, he had to be kind to the person who removed the yellow list, and thought: "Boy, when you can't cure the princess's illness, Lao Tzu will chop you again!" held back his anger and said in a deep voice: "Okay, then please follow me into the palace to meet Your Majesty." ”

So the officer led the way, Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie followed, and all the officers and soldiers followed and turned into the gate of the palace.

In front of the Jinluan Palace, which arrived not long ago, the officer entered the golden steps and played: "Your Majesty the King of China, there are two people outside who have unveiled the yellow list, claiming that they are 'the first divine doctor in the world' and want to see a doctor for the princess." ”

The king of Chechi suddenly got up and said happily: "Quick, quickly invite them in." ”

The officer hurried out and took Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie into the hall. Seeing that the two of them were actually giggling and not kneeling, they couldn't help but reprimand in a low voice: "Boldly Diao Min, why don't you kneel when you see the king?" The civil and military ministers on both sides were also in an uproar and reprimanded one after another.

Wei Changtian waited for their voices to be quiet, and then said lazily: "It's so stinky, it's so stinky, have you all finished farting?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Well, they're finished, but I'm still holding one." As soon as the words fell, only a muffled sound of "tom" was heard, and a loud fart burst out from behind his buttocks, blowing the back hem of his shirt high.

In the middle of the time, the hall was full of stink, and all the civil servants and martial artists in the hall hurriedly covered their mouths and covered their noses, holding their breath, until the heavy fart smell that permeated the hall was dispelled by the wind, and then they took away their hands one by one, but they were all suffocated with red faces, their hearts beat faster, and they secretly thought: "After a while, even if you don't die of stinky farts, you will suffocate to death." God, how can this fat man's fart stink like this?"

Wei Changtian used his true qi to isolate the fart that Zhu Bajie put out of his body, and when he saw the embarrassment of the ministers in the palace, he couldn't help but laugh and said: "Brother Pig, your fart is really stinky! ”

Only then did the ministers understand that Wei Changtian's so-called "fart" was the rebuke of himself and others, and they were all furious, and said to the king sitting in the dragon chair: "Your Majesty, these two people are arrogant and arrogant when they speak disrespectfully and contempt for hundreds of officials. "Yes, looking at the appearance of these two people, it doesn't seem that they are doctors who can see patients and prescriptions, and they may be rich and noble in the name of 'miracle doctors'. ”

The king waved his hand, sat in the dragon chair and looked at Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie, and after a long time, he said: "Ladies and gentlemen, don't worry, don't worry, these two people dare to remove the yellow list outside the palace, there must be miraculous medical skills, let me ask and then draw conclusions." He observed that the weather was extraordinary, and then asked with a pleasant face: "This doctor, this king has come to ask you, what is your name, and who is the doctor? Can you really heal my beloved daughter?"