Wei Changtian saw that the Che Chi King's beard was white, his face was kind, and he scratched his head and made up nonsense: "My name is Zhu Laoer, and I am nicknamed 'the world's first miracle doctor', I ...... My medical skills are self-taught, I was born to do it, believe it or not!" shook the yellow list in his hand that had been rolled into a barrel, and said, "Where, the yellow list is in my hand." In a word, if you can't cure your daughter, you will cut off my head, and if you are cured, you will reward me as you like!"

Zhu Bajie heard him call himself 'Zhu Lao Er', and secretly laughed: "'Zhu Lao Er' is 'Zhu Lao Er', he said this, obviously leaving something for me, the eldest brother." At that moment, he cleared his throat vigorously and said loudly: "Your Majesty, my name is Boss Zhu, and this Boss Zhu is my brother." Others don't know how good my brother's medical skills are, I know best as a brother, a few days ago we passed by a house, heard the crying inside, went in to see, only to know that their male owner had just died, the coffin has been ready, my brother has always been proud of himself, indifferent fame and fortune, I didn't want to save people, but I saw that the hostess and the two daughters were born beautiful like flowers, crying grief-stricken, Chu Chu moved, I saw pity, so I moved my heart of compassion, did not accept the family's penny, a little trick to save the dead male owner。 Hehe, the man was so grateful when he came back to life that he insisted on marrying both of his daughters to my brother, but my brother, who regarded beauty as dung, sternly refused. ”

At that time, nine out of ten people in the Jinluan Ling Hall knew that Zhu Bajie was talking nonsense, but the king frowned, believed it, and was so excited that his white beard lifted continuously, got up and stepped forward, took Wei Changtian's hand and said: "In this way, Doctor Zhu, you really have the thaumaturgy of healing the flesh and bones of the dead." That's good, without further ado, I'll ask Dr. Zhu to go with me to the harem to treat my beloved daughter. ”

Wei Changtian smiled faintly, shook his head and said, "It's easy to say, this divine doctor guarantees that the medicine will be cured." Your Majesty, please first. ”

The king of Chechi loved his daughter very much, since she had a strange disease, her heart was burning, and the matter of going to court every day was nothing more than discussing with the monarch and ministers how to treat the princess.

Zhu Bajie followed behind the two of them, thinking: "This king is so bent on his daughter's illness that his brain is a little nonsense, and he doesn't look at our two brothers who came empty-handed. He thought again: "There is still an elixir spirit fruit in the treasure gourd on my brother's waist, presumably it is still possible to heal a mortal, as long as it can cure the illness of the princess of Chi Guo, maybe the old king will be happy, and he will be named 'the first miracle doctor in the world', which is called a blind cat crashing into a dead mouse - a coincidence." ”

Hurried to the princess's bedroom, which was brightly lit, and more than a dozen maids stood on both sides of an embroidered bed, with gloomy expressions, and when they saw the old king come in, they all knelt down and shouted: "Long live!"

The king said, "Get up." How's the princess doing?

One of the maids bowed her head and replied, "The princess is getting sicker and sicker. ”

The king sighed, turned around and sat down with Wei Changtian, and said, "My daughter was still lively and lively more than ten days ago, and loved to talk and laugh, but I didn't know what happened one day and night, and since then she has become in a trance, not thinking about food, and the whole person has lost a circle, which ...... Doctor Zhu, you must do your best today, show 12 points of spirit, and cure the little girl's illness no matter what!"

Wei Changtian said "um", smelled a faint aroma in his nose, raised his eyes to look at the embroidery bed, and saw a long-haired woman lying faintly in the quilt of cotton mattress powder, and replied casually: "Well, this ...... Well said......"

The king said: "What medicine does Dr. Zhu need, even if you say it, this king will do it with all the strength of the whole country." ”

When Wei Changtian was still in Yingzhou City, he often fought with people, and his body was naturally covered with wounds, his father Wei Decai invited the doctor to consult about medical medicine, and he remembered some medical terms, so he said: "The medicine is not urgent, I don't know your daughter yet...... What kind of disease did the princess have? Seeing a doctor pays attention to 'looking, smelling, asking, and cutting', I will go up and take a look before talking, and then I will see. As he spoke, he paced slowly to the princess's embroidery bed.

The king said, "Show Dr. Zhu to sit." "A palace maid has already brought a stool up.

Wei Changtian sat down, and the king personally lifted the thin layer of white silk tent in front of the embroidery bed, and saw that his daughter was facing the inside, her body was slightly undulating, and she thought that she was asleep, so he patted it softly and called: "My son is sleeping, and I have invited a divine doctor for my father to treat you." ”

After a few pushes and screams like this, the princess "muttered", woke up from her sleep, turned around, and called, "Father!"

Wei Changtian stared at it, and saw that the eldest daughter of the princess was like ink, with a straight nose and beautiful eyebrows, and she was born beautiful, but her face may be too thin because of a serious illness, and her skin was not lustre, her cherry lips were purple in white, and a pair of phoenix eyes had no luster at all, so that her appearance was only five points, and she couldn't help sighing: "It's a pity, it's a pity ......."

The king was taken aback and asked urgently, "Doctor Zhu, do you say that my daughter is not saved?"

Wei Changtian said: "Damn, who said she was hopeless......? It means that this daughter of yours is so beautiful, wouldn't it be a pity if there were three longs and two shorts?"

The king breathed a sigh of relief and wept, "Yes, yes, my daughter...... If something happens, how can I be worthy of my dead concubine?"

Zhu Bajie laughed beside him: "Old king, you can put a hundred and twenty hearts, your daughter is dead, and I, the second brother of Zhu, can also pull her back from the palace of the king of Hades, do you believe it or not?"

Unless there is the ability of immortals, how can this king believe it? But he still had great hopes for Wei Changtian, and nodded: "Dr. Zhu is known as the 'No. 1 Divine Doctor in the World', and naturally has excellent medical skills. Doctor Zhu, don't you want to look, smell, ask, and cut? Good daughter, don't move, let Doctor Zhu diagnose and treat your symptoms, you know?"

The princess looked at Wei Changtian, and the "um" sound was an answer.

Wei Changtian thought to himself: "My good man, Lao Tzu doesn't know anything about medical skills, what kind of bullshit looking, smelling, asking, cutting, how can you do it? Do you want to show your feet? Fuck, no matter, talk a few nonsense to fool this old king." He glanced around and said loudly, "Look, smell, ask, cut...... The first is hope, as the name suggests, what about this hope...... For example, how do you know if a person is sick or not? Then you have to see whether his face is red or not, and whether his person is not energetic, just like a princess, with a yellow face and thin muscles, and she can't even get out of bed, and you can tell that he is sick at a glance, right?"

The king was stunned and said, "Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

Zhu Bajie knew that he had no goods in his stomach, and said with a secret smile: "You just blow it hard, anyway, there is no one here who understands medical skills." ”

Wei Changtian winked at him, and said, "The second one is smelling, what does it mean to smell? It is to sniff the smell of the patient with your nose......"

The king frowned and asked, "Doctor Zhu, how can I say this, can I smell it with my nose?"

Wei Changtian nodded: "Of course, this is a unique medical technique created by this divine doctor, and the condition is also known by the body and taste, and ordinary people can't smell it." ”

The king let out an incomprehensible "oh" and said, "Then please ask Dr. Zhu to smell what kind of disease my daughter has?"

When it came to the end, Wei Changtian was difficult to ride a tiger, so he had to pretend to touch his nose, lean forward, and sniff the princess from head to toe, thinking: "What kind of fat powder is smeared on this princess, it is so fragrant!"

He was slow and reasonable, but the king was anxious, and asked anxiously, "How is it, do you smell it?"

Wei Changtian's nose still had the body fragrance of the princess's body wafting, and he blurted out: "It's so fragrant!" But then he came to his senses and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the princess has an abnormal smell, and it seems that he has been disturbed by some evil spirit......

His words were unintentional, but they were just to cover up the words "so fragrant" that he said, but after hearing this, the princess couldn't help but tremble slightly, and a pair of dull eyes flashed a strange look.

Wei Changtian was very close to her, and he was extremely intelligent, so these subtle movements could not escape his eyes, and he secretly thought: "Could it be that I am right?

He reminded Zhu Bajie of this, and also observed the princess carefully, and saw that there was a faint layer of almost invisible dark blue in her bare skin, which was the image of demonic qi invading the body, and a thought came to his heart, and blurted out: "King, the princess may have been ...... by demons."

As soon as he said this, he was interrupted by Wei Changtian's words: "Boss Zhu, my brother suddenly remembered something and wanted to talk to you." ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned and said, "Then you can say it." ”

Wei Changtian smiled and beckoned: "This is a secret matter between our brothers, and outsiders don't listen to it well." Come over here. ”

Zhu Bajie muttered in his heart, walked to his side, put a pair of tricky ears up, and said, "This can be said." ”

Wei Changtian picked up one of his big ears with his right hand, poked his mouth in, and said in a low voice: "Big brother, you just wanted to say that this king's daughter was taken over by monsters, right? Fuck, fortunately I stopped it in time, otherwise you would have been in trouble." You don't want to think that if there are so many people standing in the house, if this news spreads, will this princess still live?

Zhu Bajie blinked a pair of little pig eyes, tilted his head and thought about it, then suddenly patted his head and said, "Yes, such an ugly thing can't be said." The old pig just scribbled. Brother, what do you say?"

Wei Changtian said: "You just stay aside, if I don't let you speak, don't make a sound." If this matter is done today, I will definitely invite you again another day. ”

Zhu Bajie grinned and said, "I know." My brother will support me to the end! He slowly stepped away and stood far away.

The two of his brothers spoke, the voice was almost fainter than the sound of mosquitoes, although the king was close, but he only saw the two of them move their mouths, and could not hear a single word, thinking that the two must be discussing the matter of their daughter's illness, seeing that Zhu Bajie had retreated, he stepped forward and asked Wei Changtiandao: "Doctor Zhu, what is the result of this 'smell'?"

Wei Changtian said: "Almost, after a moment of questioning and cutting, I will be completely sure that the princess's illness will be cured." ”

This sentence was tantamount to the king's ears, grabbed Wei Changtian's hand, and said: "If the divine doctor can cure his beloved daughter's illness this time, this king will be grateful, and he will be grateful heavily!"

Wei Changtian smiled faintly and said, "Don't mention thank you first, I have to ask you to cooperate with something." ”

The king said, "What?"

Wei Changtian said: "I have already used the two techniques of 'looking' and 'smelling', and the techniques of 'asking' and 'cutting' are useless, you must know that this 'asking' and 'cutting' are extremely important for curing the princess's illness......

The king hurriedly said, "Then what are you waiting for, just ask and cut." You can tell me what you want me to do. ”

Wei Changtian said with a smile: "My method of asking and cutting is a little different, that is, it can't be heard and seen by outsiders, otherwise it won't work." Therefore I would like to ask the king, and all the men and women in this house, to withdraw and wait. How?"

The king said, "This ...... This king has never heard of a ...... that others should avoid when asking or cutting."

Wei Changtian said: "They all said that they are different. Your Majesty, it seems that you don't believe me, so I'll leave. As he spoke, he got up and gestured to leave.

The king panicked, and hurriedly pulled him back into his seat, and said in a loud voice, "Believe, believe, of course! With a wave of his hand, he said to the dozen palace maids standing on the side: "You go out with this king first, and leave Doctor Zhu to see the princess." ”

One by one, the ladies of the palace bowed their heads and followed the king out of the house.

Wei Changtian saw that Zhu Bajie did not move, so he said: "Big brother, you have to go out too, so as not to worry about the king." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "No, I'm going out too?" Alas, if you go out, you will go out, I don't know what your kid An's mind is. But I have to tell you first, you kid have to hurry up in the house, or the king will probably be cranky, and the widow and the woman will be in the same room...... Alas, anyway, you just hurry up......"

Wei Changtian chirped: "Fuck, what kind of person do you think I am? Do I even want to take advantage of such goods? Go away." ”

So Zhu Bajie also went out of the house and stood side by side with King Chechi and the palace maids.

At this moment, only Wei Changtian and the princess on the embroidery bed were left in the room, so quiet that the needles could be heard, and the princess seemed to know that there were many people in the room, slowly opened her eyes, and asked weakly: "How do you know that I have ...... on me?" Evil?"

As soon as she said this, it was tantamount to admitting what Wei Changtian had just said.

Wei Changtianxin said: "Lao Tzu is a nonsense. But he said, "I have learned spells, and I will know them when I see them." Not only do you have evil in you, but you haven't been around for a day or two. ”

The princess sighed, tears suddenly welled up in her eyes, and she slowly turned her head away, and said no more.

Wei Changtian said: "Princess, if I ask you a few words, you have to answer honestly: Have you ever seen a monster?

The princess bit her bloodless cherry lips, closed her eyes and shook her head, "No, no! I don't want to hear you say, you go...... You get out!"

As soon as she heard the word "monster", her expression and language were obviously excited, and Wei Changtian was even more sure that her guess was correct, "hehe" smiled and said: "No? Then what are you excited about? Let me tell you, I am not only a miracle doctor, but also a cultivator and a cultivator, the most capable of catching monsters." ”

The princess turned her head to look at it, her eyes a little glazed, and she asked stupidly, "Really...... Really? You...... Can you really catch youkai?"

Wei Changtian nodded. He smiled and said, "If you don't believe me, see how many hands I show you." He muttered a few words of immortal formula, and pointed his right index finger towards a wooden stool in the room, which suddenly turned into a black and white cat, and with a soft "meow", it rushed into Wei Changtian's arms.

Wei Changtian touched the body of the cat, and said, "Princess, pay attention, I will change again!" His right foot lightly stomped on the ground, only to see a peony more than a few feet high slowly growing on the ground in front of the princess's bed, the leaves were like jasper, the flowers were red like xia, and the fragrance was overflowing.

The princess was surprised and exclaimed, "What a beautiful flower!"

Wei Changtian made a move, and the peony flower fell off its branches and flew into his hand, handed it to the princess, and said, "Princess, I dare to guarantee that if you are cured, it will be more beautiful than this flower." Where, flowers are for you. ”

The princess didn't know where the strength came from, sat up, took the peony flower conjured by Wei Changtian with both hands, lowered her head between the petals and sniffed it gently, only to feel that a fragrance like an orchid and musk deer penetrated the heart and spleen through the nose, and it was indescribably comfortable, and the original depressed mood suddenly brightened, and said happily: "This flower is so fragrant." Divine Doctor Zhu, thank you so much!" she heard her father call Wei Changtian Divine Doctor Zhu just now, so she called her so much.

Wei Changtian said: "This floral fragrance was conjured by me with a spell, and the fragrance is accompanied by immortal energy, because you smelled it for a while, and the evil qi in your body was expelled." Well, I'm in a lot better now. He blew on the flower cat in his arms, and threw it to the ground, and the flower cat scurried to the ground, and then turned into a wooden ****** and nodded: "I feel much better, and I used to have to be supported even when I sat up." ”

Wei Changtian sat down again and asked, "Then you should trust me to catch monsters now." ”

Seeing that the princess heard the word "monster", her expression was silent again, as if she was extremely afraid of these two words, and said in a trembling voice: "But...... But the monster is very powerful, and he can kill many people with his moves. If I tell me about this, you must catch the monster, otherwise all of us in the country of Chechi will die at the hands of the monster. ”

Wei Changtian suddenly thought in his heart: "Yes, there must be a monster who occupies this princess's body, and then threatens her with words." Then he said, "Fuck, look at you're scared!" Tell you, Lao Tzu...... I used to specialize in killing youkai! It's just because I've killed the monsters in our area and there's nothing to do, so I wander around, treating people and killing some monsters for fun. ”

The princess held the peony flower in both hands, hesitated for a while, and finally bit her silver teeth and whispered, "Okay, I said...... But you can't tell anyone else. If someone else knows about it, I don't want to live. ”

Wei Changtian sat up straight, with a solemn look on his face, and said in a deep voice: "If you have anything to say, just tell me, if I leak a word, let me defend ...... Let Zhu Lao Er become a turtle king bastard, plus the sky thunders and splits, and he can't die well!" thought in his heart: "Even if I say it, the one who wants to turn a turtle into a king is also 'Zhu Lao Er', and I can't touch my Wei Changtian." ”

The princess said quietly: "What do you swear, I believe you are." ”

Sighing, sorting out the chaotic thoughts, he said slowly: "One evening half a month ago, after I had dinner at my father's place, I returned to the palace with two maids, and when I passed through the imperial garden, because the moonlight was very bright, we sat down in the garden to enjoy the flowers, and then somehow suddenly a black cloud came out, covering all the moonlight, and a strong wind blew, but the dark cloud quickly dispersed, and the wind stopped. I looked around, and the two maids were gone, and I was strange and frightened, and I was about to run back to the palace, when the two maids appeared behind me inexplicably and stopped me, saying that I was afraid to hide aside, and I didn't care about anything else, so I took them back to the palace......"

Wei Changtian said: "Needless to say, your two maids must have become monsters, hehe, they must be male monsters, you brought them back, this is called luring wolves into the room." ”

The princess nodded, and continued: "Those two palace maids are indeed monsters, but how could I see it at that time?" Alas......" Her sickly face suddenly flushed, and she said angrily: "After returning to my dormitory, the two maids were much more attentive than usual, and urged me to take off my clothes and go to bed, but I developed a habit before going to bed, that is, to ...... I had to bathe before I could sleep soundly, so I asked the two maids to bring a large bucket of hot water, and told them to go to the royal garden and pick some petals and scatter them in the barrels, and I ...... began to wash the ......" paused, looked at Wei Changtian and said, "Isn't what I said too detailed, too long-winded?"

Wei Changtian swallowed his saliva and said, "It's not detailed, it's not verbose, you just keep talking like this, the more detailed and verbose it is, the better." Well, fuck me, you stripped naked in front of two male monsters and came to the shower naked, how could they bear it? Is there something going on down there?"

The princess sighed, and with a look of pain on her face, she continued: "The two maids, one on the left and the other on the right, wiped my body for a while, and suddenly a strange look appeared in my eyes, and I felt that something was wrong, so I asked them what was the matter, and they stopped and looked at my naked body, and one said, 'Princess, you are so beautiful, I want to touch your body.'" The other said, 'Princess, I want to talk to you...... Be intimate with you. As he spoke, he suddenly became two ugly-looking monsters, and the barrel I was bathing in was cracked in all directions at the same time, and the water flowed all over the ground......