Chapter 52: So Grouped??
"It's not fun!" Han Yu, the hippopotamus, who was chatting vigorously with the beauties, saw that his identity was exposed by Asma, and knocked on the table and shouted.
A group of students who were still around him just now suddenly ran to the side in fright.
"Ahh ”
"Hippo Hanyu??" As soon as this name was spoken, the classroom became lively again, and it seems that there are really many people who are familiar with his name!
Just when Hippo Hanyu was proud of his popularity, several of the students present had already changed their faces, "My sister said that Hippo Hanyu is a well-known crane tail, or a sleepy bug, a special big pervert, and you must take a detour when you meet him." A bad-looking sister cried out.
"Hmmm! My dad also said don't be like Hippo Hanyu, he's a shame for school. Then a small boy chimed in.
"Not really." didn't wait for Hippo Hanyu to come out to defend himself, someone had already started a fight for him, "My sister said that Hippo Hanyu is a handsome guy, humorous and funny, and ninjutsu is also very good!" It's a genius who can take the first test even if he sleeps every day. ”
"Your sister must be a nymphomaniac, or she is blind. How can this garbage be genius. It only took a few moments for the argument to escalate into a personal attack.
"I think your sister is too ugly and no one likes it, so she says bad things behind her back." It's really-for-tat!
Before Hong and Asma could react, the two had already staged a full martial arts in the classroom, and the two little girls scuffled together, which was called exciting.
"Stop it." Hippo Hanyu had to be born to stop.
"Shut up, what's the matter with you?" The two of them, who were still fighting just now, were unusually united at the moment, and scolded Hippo Hanyu back, and then scolded each other in unison: "You just said bad things about my sister, I will never forgive you." ”
Hippo Hanyu touched his nose, retreated to Hong's side, shrugged his shoulders and said, "You heard it, it's none of my business." ”
"You-" Hongcai was really speechless, needless to say that the sister of these two guys must be a former classmate of Hippo Hanyu, but I don't know which class it is.
"Bang-" "Bang-" The two crisp slaps interrupted Hong's thoughts, and Red looked at the dramatic scene in front of him, even more speechless.
The one who started beating was a fairly good-looking girl, with a flowing black hair draped casually over her shoulders, a standard melon seed face, and a pair of Danfeng eyes that were blazing at the moment. "If you want to fight and go to the third training ground after the exam, why be embarrassed in front of others."
Although Xiao Nizi didn't say who the others were, it seemed that there was no one else at the scene except for the three of Hippo Hanyu.
After the episode just now, the candidates' thoughts were also pulled back by the little girl. What a wrath they have! This hippo Hanyu is obviously only fifteen years old, and he actually pretended to be an old man, causing them to scream several times just now, which is a big loss.
No matter how sluggish Hippo Hanyu was, he also felt a bad breath coming towards him, he should have accidentally committed the anger of the public, and cleared his throat vigorously, Hippo Hanyu said sharply: "It's quiet, it's about to start preparing for the exam, now please go back to your seats and do it." "Fei Yan, he is now an invigilator, and he has real power in his hands, how can these students not jump up, as the saying goes, they have the right not to expire and be invalid.
Under the pressure of the name of the invigilator of Hippo Hanyu, these angry students can only reluctantly return to their positions.
Only Hippo Hanyu was there alone: Sample, fool you guys are not ready to be caught, fight with me, alas, I'm afraid there will be no chance in the future, you should buy a lesson! Be smart in the future!
Hippo Hanyu walked to the podium with a cane, his unsteady appearance from afar, coupled with his deliberately disguised voice and shape, it is no wonder that others are mistaken. Hippo Hanyu uncovered the cloak on his body and was about to put it on the podium, but he was taken by Hong Shun and put it in the crook of his hand, this action seemed to have been practiced for many years, and it was so natural.
As soon as the cloak of Hippo Hanyu was revealed, he, a little person who was also famous in the minds of students, finally revealed his true face of Lushan.
Hippo Hanyu casually put the cane aside, took off the hat on his head, and turned it in his hand. All eyes on the teacher were on his hat, not knowing what he was going to do.
Sunset Red glanced at Asma, and then saw Asma stand up and said, "It's a pleasure to meet all the juniors here, I guess everyone is a little surprised that the three of us are invigilators!" Don't you think we're too young. ”
Hearing the laughter of the students below, Asma disagreed and continued, "We are indeed very young, and five years ago, we and our classmates were just like you, sitting here waiting for the exam. Today, we are standing here, but the names of many of our classmates are engraved on the Hero Monument of Konoha. What I want to tell you is that as long as you wear this forehead guard, you are a full-fledged Konoha ninja, and you will face death, so if you are not good enough, we will definitely not show mercy to you and let you wear this forehead guard, and you will become a dead soul on the battlefield. ”
Asma became more and more serious the more he spoke, these words were not simply a guide to the younger brothers and sisters, but also the true feelings in his heart, so that the people around him really felt his solemnity.
Asma is not a man of many words, and after saying these few words, he retreated to Hong's side.
Hippo Hanyu looked up at the ceiling, and it wasn't until Asma finished speaking, he lowered his head, looked straight ahead, put on his sunglasses with his left hand, and said: "Let me introduce first, my name is Hippo Hanyu, and I am a middle ninja, in fact, I don't want to be an invigilator, because in my eyes, none of you people are really qualified to graduate." ”
Hippo Hanyu's words hurt people's self-esteem too much, and immediately caused protests from the students below.
"You think I'm underestimating you, don't you?" As he spoke, Hippo Hanyu also became serious, and his upright body exuded an invisible murderous aura, and the room temperature in the classroom dropped by five or six degrees in an instant.
"On the border of Konoha, the war has been going on, and you have a chance to die, and then you will know if you are very weak." Hippo Hanyu's self-introduction is really deafening and domineering! was so stunned that the people present did not dare to squeak.
"However, since I am the invigilator, I must be responsible for your future, my exams are absolutely severe, and I can tell you clearly, even if no one meets my standards, I will not relax." From the moment Red and Asma entered the door, Hippo Hanyu knew that the three generations of this old fox had given full control of the exam to himself, and it was estimated that Hinata Hinata and Yamanaka Kaichi were just coming to the town. If this is not the case, Hippo Hanyu will make up his mind to pretend to "decline" to the end.
"These two are Teacher Sunset Red and Teacher Asma, and they will assist me in presiding over today's exam, and now we will start the roll call." Hippo Hanyu nodded in the direction of Red.
There are not many graduates in this year's class, only more than 50 people, which is more than half less than them at that time. It's no wonder that over the years, years of war, Konoha has suffered serious casualties, and the current situation of Konoha is also yin and yang, which is an inevitable problem for any country in the era of war.
Such a lack of green and yellow is undoubtedly the biggest crisis hidden in Konoha. Hippo Hanyu was in a heavy mood, he was a little sympathetic to the three generations of old men, if he wasn't unavailable under his subordinates, he probably wouldn't have to go to such great lengths to get himself to be invigilated. If he guessed correctly, this time is just a test of the three generations to himself, in order to confirm his attitude, I believe that today's answer sheet will make him very satisfied.
Hippo Hanyu also wants to be a rich idler, but the current situation of Konoha is something that everyone who loves Konoha deeply cannot sit idly by. Konoha's kind villagers, partners in life and death, these are all inseparable. Hanyu Hippo is not a soft-hearted person, he believes in the creed of the wolf - he has affection for friends and ruthlessness for enemies.
Whether it is the third generation of Hokage Ape Fei Sasuke at this time, or the future fourth generation of Bo Feng Shuimen, or even the future fifth generation of steel hands, these people have a very close relationship with him, and he has always been branded with the Hokage, and he is just unaware of it.
After the red roll call, Hippo Hanyu also retracted his thoughts, his expression was much softer than just now, and said: "No more, no less, just fifty-four people, so it will save a lot of trouble." No one understood what he meant.
Next, Hippo Hanyu took out something that surprised all the candidates again.
I saw Hippo Hanyu holding a pair of pokers in his hand, washed them a few times at random, spread them out in a row on the table, and then used a peculiar technique to point on the playing cards and put the poker away.
"There are exactly fifty-four cards here, one for each of you, and the same number is a group, and the one who gets the king can be exempted from a trial." Hippo Hanyu announced triumphantly, and then, he picked up the cards and threw them out in a throwing manner, and the deck of cards fell neatly on the table in the first row and spread out.
This hand is quite exciting, and it really makes people wonder if Hippo Hanyu is a gambler, how can he be so good at playing cards. "Take your pick! But to make it clear, you can only find your companions on your own, and if someone thinks they are smart and breaks the rules, the consequences may be wonderful. Hippo Hanyu dropped a sentence and got off the podium, but few people seemed to understand the meaning of his words.
Hippo Hanyu walked up to Hong's side and said, "Let's go to the exam room and wait for them!" ”
"Hell, there is such a group, so it's not just anyone who wants to be in a group."
"That's it, that's it, you can still be exempted from the exam, there has never been such a thing in Konoha School."
"I don't think he wants to be a teacher, he's more like a gambler, but this is the school! Gambling is clearly forbidden, and he actually took out the poker in the exam room. ”
"Wow! He looked so cool just now! It's really Hippo Han Yujun, he's my sister's dream lover, but he'll also be my dream lover in the future. As soon as a certain said this, there would be a flurry of punches.
As soon as Hippo Hanyu went out, there was a discussion of the candidates behind him, and he just smiled indifferently, if it was really so easy, then he would not be Hippo Hanyu.
The candidates who stepped forward to get the cards saw the words on the row, their expressions were wonderful, angry, surprised, and confused, and there was no one normal.
"Point the general, whoever you point to, who is my general." A man holds a card and reads.
"What I wrote on it was 'Lao Tzu came here for a visit.'"
"Two-three-four-five, six-seven*, what does that mean?"
There were a few people who understood that they also understood the meaning of Hippo Hanyu's last sentence at this moment, "This is an illusion, but have you seen him use illusion?" ”
"Hippo Hanyu, born on May 10 in the thirty-second year of Konoha, father Hippo Hanyu, mother Tomoko Hippo, Konoha entered Konoha School in the 36th year, and graduated with the first place in the forty-second year. It was supposed to be a pretty good ninja.,But after graduating, there was no special performance for more than a year.,Forty-three years when executing the character, he used a level shadow clone self-violence technique.,Killed more than 20 sand ninjas.,After that, he was in a coma for two years due to serious injuries.。 Konoha regained consciousness in the autumn of the thirty-fifth year, but after two years of coma, his strength retreated sharply, and he was miserable in the battle of Kikyo City last year, his eyes were blind, his legs were crippled, and he withdrew from the battle sequence Straight Today, it's just strange that his legs are not crippled as they are said outside. It was the beautiful girl who spoke just now, and when she saw her tell the life experience of Hippo Hanyu like a few treasures, I am afraid that Hippo Hanyu would be surprised if she was present.
However, there are obviously many errors in her information, which should only be inferred based on some common sense.
"Although I also know a little about Hippo Hanyu, but I don't know as much as you, how can you know so clearly?" A boy in a kimono next to her asked.
"Because my brother is good friends with him, he told me." Jing smiled and said secretly in her heart: If it weren't for his brother praising him so much, his father wouldn't have sent someone to investigate his affairs, it's a pity, if it wasn't for his bad luck, maybe he would have received more appreciation and attention from his father.
While most of the candidates were speculating about the meaning of the cards, Asma, who was sitting in the exam room, was already laughing so hard that her stomach hurt.
"Grandpa, I said, Hanyu, your wife hasn't even been there, and you've actually become a grandfather. Inevitably, the upgrade is too fast, and if the old man knows about this, he will definitely be so happy that he can't sleep for a few days. ”
"Hey, I say, Asma, do you need such an exaggeration?" Hippo Hanyu said angrily.
"Han Yu, isn't your assessment too strict, you know, they are just students, and they may not be able to see through your illusions!" Red's sympathy flooded again, and he began to think about those candidates.
"Isn't it good to be strict? If no one can pass the exam, it's time for them to go back and reinvent the wheel. Hippo Hanyu is not at all vague about this.
"It's been so long, and no one has come to the examination room, it seems that your prophecy is about to come true." Asma yawned and looked at Hanyu the hippo out of the corner of her eye, trying to see something on his face.
"No, someone's coming." With the words of Hippo Hanyu, there was a knock at the door.