Chapter 51: The Divine Stick? Swindler?
"That's it! Quiet enough. Hippo Hanyu pointed to the most lively classroom and said.
Hongdou had the idea of hitting the wall, it turned out that the silence in the mind of Hippo Hanyu was like this!
"Crunch-" With the sound of the door opening, the classroom fell silent for a moment, they were all graduates of this year, and they were waiting for the invigilator to group and arrange the exam.
The original nervous mood was also because of the arrival of the invigilator, and the more nervous, and then two people came in, one of whom was wrapped in a black cloak, revealing mystery. And followed by a woman, looking at the ninja forehead with Konoha on the top of her head, it should be Konoha's formal ninja, but her age doesn't look like an invigilator.
So, all eyes were focused on the mysterious man, and until now, it was impossible to tell whether this person was a man or a woman, a bold Hinata Shinobu who used his white eyes to look at the mysterious person, but in addition to seeing a cloud of white mist, he couldn't see through the strength of the mysterious person.
The atmosphere in the classroom suddenly fell into a freezing point, and it was a little depressing.
Hippo Hanyu walked to the last row of the classroom, wiped the tables and chairs with his cloak, sat down, and before going to bed, he didn't forget to pretend to say in a hoarse and old voice: "I'm just borrowing a place to rest, you are free." With that, he climbed down on the table and fell asleep.
There was a sound of cold air in the classroom, and these graduates were not stupid, so they didn't believe that at this important moment of the Konoha School graduation exam, there would be idle people coming in. Therefore, Hippo Hanyu's seemingly casual actions shocked the students present.
But after a while, the snoring of Hippo Hanyu sounded, and after waiting for a long time, the students who were just waiting for the snoring suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and seemed to have really accepted the absurd statement of Hippo Hanyu, after all, the reality is like this, and with their extensive experience, they really haven't heard of the invigilator in the history of Konoha who did not go to the invigilator, but ran to the classroom to sleep.
Hippo Hanyu fell asleep, and other people's eyes naturally fell on Hongdou's body, and slowly began to laugh and talk, nothing more than guessing the identity of Hippo Hanyu and Hongdou.
It's the first time that Hongdou, who has been stared at by so many people like this, even feels that the hairs on his whole body stand up, and even the sound of his heartbeat is so clear and audible, not to mention how uncomfortable the whole person is, and he keeps cursing Hippo Hanyu in his heart, where is this here to invigilate, where is this to rest, it's just playing with himself!
Thinking about it, Hongdou felt that he was wronged, and the resentment in his heart gathered little by little, watching himself like a zoo animal being observed, his hands were forked on his waist, and he said angrily: "Look at what to see, and if you look at it again, you will gouge out your eyes." β
"Whose eye are you going to gouge?" Hanyu the hippopotamus, who was still sleeping very deeply just now, actually woke up when he woke up, and immediately entangled the pigtails of the red beans, "I have told you many times, girls want Sven, they want ladies, you shout so much, you have no image." β
Hippo Hanyu shook his head as he spoke, looking like he hated iron but not steel, that was called a heartache!
Hongdou was choked by Hippo Hanyu, couldn't say a word, his face was flushed, he was also a teacher, why was he so personable, why did he carry it like this, and he was such a shameless teacher, she wanted to ask, when did you say such a thing as a teacher?
didn't hear the squeak of red beans, and Hippo Hanyu hit the snake with the stick, saying, "That's right!" Quietly, just like a girl. β
"You-" Tears of grievance swirled in the eyes of the red bean, and was ridiculed by the hippo Hanyu in front of so many people, the little girl's self-esteem was greatly hit, and she glared at the hippo Hanyu fiercely, and slammed the door.
"Ahh Hippo Hanyu touched his nose and thought to himself: Did you go too far? But the words that came out of his mouth were not like that, "What a wayward child!" β
"That old man, may I ask who you are?" Finally, a bold boy couldn't help but be curious and asked.
"Old Grandpa???" Hippo Hanyu had a few black lines hanging down from his head, but since others thought he was an old man, he didn't bother to explain, and said with a smile: "My grandson is taking the exam today, and I'm here to encourage him for him." β
"Huh? Isn't there a guard in the school that doesn't let the parents of the students in? Another student asked curiously.
"I'm different from them." Hippo Hanyu lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious.
"Different? What's the difference? β
Or the first kid asked, it can be seen that he is quite bold, such a child, in the class eight achievements are a thorn, but I don't know how to compare with his own study!
Hippo Hanyu lowered his cloak, blocking the kid's gaze that was trying to **, and said, "Of course, I'm a very hard relationship." β
"Very hard relationship?" This is definitely explosive news, and anyone with sharp ears heard it, and their curiosity was aroused by Hippo Hanyu.
"What's the relationship?" I really broke the casserole and asked the bottom, but I don't know if I have this spirit when I study.
"This, I can't say." Hippo Hanyu shook his hand, and at the same time put the cane into the cloak, and said, "How can this be said? β
"Cut-" The kid said very rudely: "I knew you were a liar, you must have sneaked in, the teacher is coming soon, you should leave quickly!" Otherwise, the consequences of being caught are very serious. β
Actually use the radical method? It seems that this kid is not stupid anymore, but is he Hippo Hanyu so easy to provoke the law?
"Hmph, they dare, I came in with those two invigilators, my relationship with them is extraordinary, who of them dares to treat me?" Hippo Hanyu exclaimed angrily.
This old man is really honest, he just snorted, and he said it all. The kid was secretly proud, completely unaware that he had fallen into the calculations of Hippo Hanyu.
"I don't believe it, this invigilator is not something that everyone can do, you bragβ"
"Since you don't believe it, forget it." Hippo Hanyu said secretly, you kid is really a fool for me, this agitation method can no longer be repeated.
Hippo Hanyu didn't bother to pay attention to this kid anymore, and began to chat with another girl who was asking. With his eloquence of the dead saying that the dead are alive and the living are dead, he said that the girl was stunned, attracting a group of curious girls.
Asma and Red walked towards the classroom with sad faces, just now, Hinata Hinata and Yamanaka Kaichi made it clear that they only came to invigilate the exam in name, and they would not interfere in substantive matters, and asked them to treat them carefully. But the problem is that before this hippo Hanyu started, people didn't know where to run, and the two seniors were quite dissatisfied with his undisciplined practices.
At this moment, Red heard a familiar voice coming over, and following the voice, it was Red Bean squatting in the corner of the stairs sobbing. Red said hello to Asma and walked over alone.
"Red Bean, why are you crying here, is someone bullying you?" Red asked.
But Hongdou didn't appreciate it, and when he saw Hong, he immediately wiped away his tears, raised his head and said, "Hello Senior Hong!" I'm fine, it's just the sand blowing into my eyes. "Red Beans are very strong, of course they won't sue Hong, and besides, Red has a good relationship with Hippo Hanyu, she doesn't want her crying to be known by Hippo Hanyu, so as not to provoke his ridicule.
Hong saw that Hongdou was covering up, and he didn't expose it, and asked, "I remember that you were with Hanyu, so where is he now, do you know?" β
"Go up to the third floor and turn right into the first room." Red replied that she was shorter than Red, so she didn't see the strange look in Red's eyes.
"In fact, the knowledge in this palm print is very large, don't underestimate these fine lines, each one represents a thing in your life. The deeper the vein, the more important it is to you. Like a fortune teller, Hippo Hanyu grabbed a girl's hand and introduced the relationship between palm prints and numerology in a serious manner.
"This one is the love line, you see that your love line is very straight, there is no fork, which means that your love will be smooth sailing, you can find a good husband, and live a happy life. But the career line is not good, it is relatively short, which means that your career will not last for a long time and will end, that is, you will give up the identity of Shinobu at some point and become a full-time wife. β
"As for you?" Hippo Hanyu touched the palm of another girl and said, "Your life is not so good, you can also find a boyfriend you like and like you at the same time, but, because of a certain change, your boyfriend will leave you." You have a long life, and you have children and grandchildren, so you will find a home after that. β
"Really?"
"Believe it or not."
"And me?" "Help me take a look, too."
This is what Red and Asma saw when they entered the classroom, the two of them were relatively speechless, and their hearts were sweating!
Seeing that the attention of a group of students was attracted by Hippo Hanyu, Asma deliberately coughed a few times, which can be regarded as attracting the attention of some people.
"Who's coughing?" Hippo Hanyu asked, "Don't look at cough is a small problem, but if it is not treated in time, it will become a major event that will kill people, it is said that Konoha has a very good predecessor, not only can endure all, but also has outstanding knife skills, but because of poor health, he finally died young, which made us Konoha lose a talent." The first manifestation of his illness was a cough, so for the sake of health and future development, I suggested that the student with a cough should go to the hospital for medical treatment. This has early treatment and no disease prevention. β
After listening to Hippo Hanyu's high-minded talk, Asma had an urge to vomit blood, so he didn't believe that Hippo Hanyu couldn't hear his voice, and deliberately used the moonlight and night fog to entertain himself.
"Han Yujun, it turns out that you have already arrived first, so we are looking for you everywhere, and the exam is about to start? Please decide on the test group as soon as possible. Hongye said hello to the hippo Hanyu and put the two of them aside, and went to the side to talk nonsense, relaxed.
"You're an invigilator???" The students in the first class were dumbfounded, their faces turned green, and they were still surrounding him just now to ask the invigilator about it.
How could this mysterious old guy be an invigilator, and no matter how you look at it, you think he looks like a liar, a god? Saying that he can tell fortunes and look at faces is simply fooling people.