Chapter 153 [Serena's Pickle Girl Strategy]

Chapter 153 [Serena's Pickle Girl Strategy]

Birthday?

Li Jun, the junior brother, couldn't figure it out for a while, and wondered: "What's wrong with your birthday?" ”

"People Xu Da Mei took the initiative to come to you on your birthday, do you still want me to explain?" Mao Fei joked and said, "Junzi, Junzi, a tender cabbage, don't let people down, treat others well." ”

"No, you're very strange, how do you know that Xu Qingxin is on her birthday today?" Li Jun asked again.

"I am known as a mobile digital dictionary, you don't know, my friend's birthday, phone number, I remember these most clearly, today is Xu Da Beauty's birthday." Mao Fei said firmly.

"Oh." Li Jun was thinking about things in his head, and he didn't talk nonsense with Mao Fei anymore, so he hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Li Jun immediately used his consciousness to communicate with Serena: "Hey, beauty, something is wrong." ”

"Got it, birthday," Serena's words were also full of an ambiguous tone.

"You're secretly probing my brain waves again?" Li Jun couldn't laugh or cry.

"I'm sorry, I'm used to it, I can't change it for a while, I'll pay attention to it later." Serena said with a smile.

"Alas," Li Jun shook his head helplessly and said, "Uh...... This one...... What does a birthday represent? ”

"What does it mean, I'm just a beautiful robot with both beauty and intelligence, I don't understand your emotional things, but ......," Serena smiled, "If you follow the game program, if the general game master sets up this kind of plot, it will be ......"

"What's it?" Li Jun hurriedly asked.

"It's your chance." Serena said seriously.

"What a chance," Li Jun smiled bitterly, "It's not that you don't know, I've never been in love, and I don't understand this." ”

"If you don't understand, you can learn."

"Who do you learn from, didn't you say it, you are a beautiful robot with both beauty and wisdom, you don't understand, who should I learn from?"

"I don't understand, but I'm from here," Serena said with a smile, "I'm also a beautiful female judge in the super game eight hundred years later, and I'm still a bit level." ”

"What do you mean?"

"Li Jun, you guy is really stupid, even Dong Wuyan can learn the "21st Century Life Handbook" in your real world, you look at people, all the top beauties follow without the same, and you, stupid to death"

Li Jun was noncommittal about Serena's blow, and said: "Dong Wuyan's learning ability is super strong, of course he can thoroughly read the "Complete Life Handbook of the 21st Century" in one day, so as to use the above tricks to pick up girls, but I don't have his ability." ”

"Forget it, forget it," Serena said angrily, "I want to help you in the game world, and I still need me to help you in real life, I really owe you." ”

"You...... What are you going to do for me? "Li Jun, the first brother, is called a fool.

"I'll help you get it done."

"How?" Li Jun understood at this time.

"In this way," Serena thought for a while, and then came up with an idea for Li Jun, "From now on, I will not withdraw from your thinking and consciousness, I will teach you how to do it, so that you can get her." ”

"Uh......"

"Don't worry, I still gave you the "Complete Life Manual for the Twenty-first Century", are you still afraid that I don't know as much as Dong Wuyan?"

"Don't do it."

"Li Jun, why are you mother-in-law, mother-in-law, it doesn't matter if you want it or not, that's it, listen to me quickly, and take the opportunity to get her."

Li Jun was helpless, feeling that whether it was the real world or the game world, as long as it was a woman, she would gossip

THEN, LI JUN HEARD SELENA MAKE SOME MOVES WITH HIM, SO HE STOPPED THE CAR AND CAME OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND GARAGE, GOT INTO XU QINGXIN'S BMW MINI AGAIN, AND SUDDENLY SAID, "Shall we go to the movies?" ”

Xu Qingxin blinked her eyes: "Watching a movie? ”

"Okay, beauty, ask someone to watch a movie, it's too dirty, right?" Li Jun hurriedly transmitted his consciousness to Serena's side.

"What kind of soil, what kind of soil are you, it doesn't matter if you recruit soil, it just works, don't be wordy, hurry up, continue with what I just taught you to her." Serena, the queen of "gossip", has no good air.

"Ahem...... Li Jun put down his posture and smiled: "There is a new film released recently, it must be something you like to watch, I invite you to watch it, thank you for helping me take care of the company." ”

Xu Qingxin smiled inexplicably: "What do you mean I like to watch very much?" How do you know what movies I like to watch, I never seem to have discussed it with you? ”

"Drive, drive, drive the People's Cinema first." Li Jun said with a smile.

On the way to the cinema, Xu Qingxin couldn't help but say again: "What about you, Li Jun, how do you know what kind of movies I like to watch?" You can't possibly know. ”

"If you know if you want to try it, let's go to the cinema first." Li Jun sold a pass.

"Hey, beauty, I know what you mean, a man who can guess what is going on in a girl's mind will make a girl's heart move, but what if you guess wrong? You said that she likes to watch comedies, and what if she likes to watch horror movies, even romantic literary films......" Li Jun suddenly felt that Serena's method was a little unreliable.

"You're stupid," Serena hated "when you got to the cinema and you asked her to park the car, and then you bought tickets for all the screenings and said ......"

After Serena explained to Li Jun like this, Li Jun suddenly felt that Serena, a little girl, had she been soaked in other game NPCs before? It's too neat.

When he went to the cinema, Li Jun asked Xu Qingxin to park the car first, and he bought all the tickets for all the shows at a fast speed, and he was immediately shocked, the Blue Ocean People's Cinema deserves to be one of the best cinemas in the country, not only the hardware facilities are good, but even the software facilities are first-class.

In addition to the latest releases, there are even recent movies of all genres, so if you come here, you can watch any type of movie you want.

The service of the People's Cinema is good, but it also suffers Li Jun, 47 screening halls are showing at the same time, and Li Jun insists on buying 47 sets of tickets.

"Hey, beauty, why do I think you're the nursery of the People's Cinema?" Li Jun smiled bitterly and communicated with Serena.

After sorting and hiding the movie tickets on her body, Xu Qingxin also stopped and came back, looking at the various types, and said with a smile: "Then you can talk about it now, what type of movies do I like to watch." ”

"Ahem...... You see what you want to see first, but don't tell me. Li Jun said mysteriously.

"Oh," Xu Qingxin quickly picked a movie of the genre she liked to watch, which was being played in the E2 hall on the third floor, and said, "I know what I'm going to watch." ”

"Let's go, then."

"Huh? I haven't bought a ticket yet. ”

"Let's go, you'll know in the past, lead the way." Li Jun said with a smile.

Xu Qingxin looked puzzled, and took Li Jun to the door of the E2 screening hall on the third floor, Li Jun quietly reached out and groped for the place where the movie ticket was hidden on his body, and said with a smile: "If you see it, I know that you like to watch this type of movie, guess right." ”

"What's the matter?" Xu Qingxin said with a smile, "I thought you really knew what type of movies I liked to watch, it turned out to be ...... Yes? ”

Before Xu Qingxin finished speaking, she was stunned, only to see Li Jun holding two movie tickets for the E2 hall on the third floor shaking in front of her eyes.

"I know you like to watch this type of movie, and the tickets are all bought." Li Jun said without blushing and without a heartbeat.

"You...... How do you know? Xu Qingxin was extremely surprised, she didn't tell Li Jun what type of movies she liked to watch, there were more than 40 screening halls showing different movies, how could Li Jun guess that he wanted to watch this one at a glance, and even bought the ticket?

"Hurry up, let's get in." Li Jun couldn't allow Xu Qingxin to think about it, for fear of being exposed by the trick, and urged her into the screening hall with a surprised face.

"Well, flickering is your forte." Serena commented very seriously.

It turns out that Xu Qingxin likes to watch this kind of boring movie that pulls the old man with one shot, does not focus on the plot, focuses on the details of the characters, and then likes to use an old shot to portray the facial expressions and behaviors of the characters perfectly, vividly reflecting the psychological activities of the characters in the play.

"Do you like watching movies like this?" The movie was shown for a few minutes, and Xu Qingxin asked Li Jundao quietly.

Li Jun hurriedly restrained his drowsiness and said, "I don't like it, because I can't understand it." ”

"And what type of movies do you like to watch?" Xu Qingxin asked.

"Of course, it's an island country love action movie, and it's also a European and American one." Li Jun laughed.

"What a piece? What kind of movie is it? Xu Qingxin obviously didn't understand Li Jun's words.

Li Jun said with a smile: "It's the kind of superficial, boring, funny, **, violent, and unnutritious cool films......"

"You're really direct enough," Xu Qingxin Khan said, "What kind of movie is that island country love action movie?" ”

"It's just a *film." Li Jun laughed.

"Li Jun, you ......"

"I'm kidding you," Li Jun smiled and said, "I don't like to watch it, but when I used to live with Mao Fei's kid, Ya had a net collection of some of these films, I had to watch them when I ate, before I went to bed, and I had to watch them when I woke up in the morning. ”

"Bragging" Xu Qingxin chuckled, she didn't believe that Li Jun didn't like to watch that kind of film, but it was just a man, and it didn't matter if he watched some.

Xu Qingxin is a hipster after all, not only her appearance is trendy, but her thoughts are also trendy, although her heart is very pure.

"Well, that's what a pickle girl is all about, first something that touches her heart, such as guessing her heart, and then showing a little bad, men are not bad, women don't love it" Serena commented again.

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[Dedication]