Chapter 154 [Flower Girl]

After chatting for a while, the two concentrated on watching the movie, and Li Jun immediately felt a wave of tiredness and wanted to sleep, but Xu Qingxin on the side watched it with relish, and some tears seemed to flash out of the corners of her eyes, and she really quickly found the feeling of entering the play.

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"Can you soak a girl when you sleep?" Serena's voice sounded in Li Jun's mind with a hint of hatred that iron does not become steel.

"Watching this kind of movie makes me sleepy, don't disturb me, I'll sleep for a while......" Li Jun's consciousness was also due to sleepiness, and he replied to Serena weakly.

"Oh, you're stupid."

"How stupid am I?"

"Watching this kind of love movie is the best opportunity to pick up girls, you have to waste even this kind of excellent opportunity, hurry up and go to the bathroom to wash your face with cold water, wake up and doze off, come back and I'll teach you."

"What do you teach me to do?" Li Jun was still sleepy to death.

"Teach you to pick up girls, are you still soaking or not?" Serena growled.

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"Oh, good, well, right away, right away." Li Jun's words were originally communicated with Serena, probably because he was dazed in his sleep, he actually screamed, but it caused a group of people in the dark movie screening hall to stare angrily.

"Shh ”

"Uh...... Oh, I'm ...... I can't hold it back, go to the toilet, you watch first. ”

"Well, you come back soon." Xu Qingxin didn't leave the big screen and said to Li Jun.

Li Jun nodded and walked out of the movie screening hall in the dark.

After coming out, Li Jun went to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water, thinking about it, he still felt that kind of movie was really not suitable for him, so he simply ignored Serena's harassment completely, and did not go in again, but ran to the game hall on the first floor to play arcade games.

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"Aren't you, playing game consoles? You're really not soaking? Serena tirelessly "harassed" Li Jundao.

"You let me play for a while, I can't stand that kind of movie."

"That'...... Forget it, forget it, change to Plan B. ”

“B…… Plan B? Li Jun wondered, "What Plan B?" ”

"Watching a movie and picking up girls is Plan A, Plan A will go out if Plan A doesn't work, Plan B, don't go back to the screening hall first, go outside to prepare, and give her a surprise romance later." Serena smirked.

"What a waste of surprises?"

"I'll teach you, you ...... like this"

Serena taught Li Jun like this, and then Li Jun obeyed Serena's arrangement and did not go back to the movie screening hall, but went to prepare a surprise romance.

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It wasn't until the ending song of the movie sounded and the lights in the movie screening hall were lit up that Li Jun came back, and after listening to Serena's arrangement and getting everything, he was very satisfied, and sat back next to Xu Qingxin. ”

Xu Qingxin sobbed softly with red eyes: "It's so touching, the hero died, for the heroine, he was willing to give up his life, this man is too great, but fortunately, he finally went to heaven, but he will never be able to see her again, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this, if God can give him a chance, I believe he will still make the same choice, this is love, there is no result, but it is indeed love......"

Li Jun was a little big-headed, frowned, and said, "What kind of mess?" ”

"The plot of the movie, who told you to go to the toilet for so long a day, you didn't watch anything, what did you do?" Xu Qingxin sobbed softly.

"Uh......" Li Jun turned his head and began to talk nonsense, "I went to the bathroom first, and after solving it, I came out and found that I still wanted to solve it, and I went again, and then came out, and went again, just like that, I came and went, it seemed that my stomach was uncomfortable......"

Looking at Li Jun's statement that his face did not change and his heart did not beat, although Xu Qingxin was a little suspicious, she had to believe it: "Then are you better, do you want to go to the hospital to have a look?" ”

"No, okay, it's done now, it's easy," Li Jun quickly diverted the topic, "Let's go eat." ”

"Hmm." Xu Qingxin nodded, walked out of the movie screening hall with Li Jun, and glanced back at the big screen from time to time, obviously still indulging in the plot of the movie and couldn't extricate himself.

Coming out of the People's Cinema, it was already dark, and several girls selling flowers immediately rushed over to surround Li Jun.

"Sir, buy a flower for your girlfriend."

"Yes, you see that your girlfriend is so beautiful, only such a beautiful rose can set off her beauty." A little girl's mouth was as sweet as honey.

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"Do you want to buy flowers?" Li Jun, the junior brother, didn't understand what the girl would think at this time, so he hurriedly communicated with Serena.

"Couples go shopping and watch movies, the most annoying thing is to meet this kind of little girl who sells flowers, men buy these flowers to give women no practical meaning, because sending flowers is about an atmosphere, a mood, a mood, a kind of romance, this kind of flower girl on the street to be surrounded by a little girl who asks to buy, even if you buy a hundred, it can only prove that the man is a rich nouveau riche, where does romance come from?" Serena seems to be no worse than Dong Wuyan in the study of the "Complete Life Handbook in the 21st Century", and she understands the mentality of men and women in these years, and firmly responds to Li Jundao, "Don't buy it"

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"Oh, don't buy it," Li Jun said directly to the little girl who sold flowers.

"Sir, buy it, buy it, buy a flower for your beautiful girlfriend" Another little girl selling flowers flew over directly and hugged Li Jun's legs, pretending to beg bitterly.

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"What to do?" Li Jun asked Serena again.

"Wait until I get into your perspective and take a look," Serena said, extending her thinking directly to Li Jun's realistic perspective, and after looking around, she said, "Do you see a thing over there that looks like a prime minister?" Let the little girl find him and sell it. ”

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Li Jun listened to Serena's words and looked around, and sure enough, he saw a goods not far away that looked like a prime minister, so he nodded, dragged the little girl down from his thigh, pointed to the slaughtered goods who were holding a beautiful woman, and said: "See, the old man is rich, you go over and let him buy it, pester him like pestering me, he is embarrassed not to buy it, you can sell him...... Two thousand pieces of a flower"

"Sir, then you buy my flowers first, and then I'll let him buy them" The little girl persevered, just to let Li Jun buy flowers.

"I ...... I don't want to. Li Jun shook his head and said.

The little girl blinked her eyes and said sweetly: "Sir, your jade tree is in the wind, chic and dignified, young and golden......"

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"What should I do?" Li Jun had no choice but to turn to Serena for help.

"If you are annoyed, hit her" Serena was very direct.

"Isn't it, little girl?"

"Hit"

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"Uh......" Li Jun was speechless, glared at the little girl and said, "Don't force me to hit you"

"Buy one, sir, it's a big deal I'll sell you cheaper......"

Li Jun couldn't stand it anymore, so he directly gave the little girl twenty yuan, and didn't ask her for anything, pointing to the slaughtered goods and said: "Okay, I don't want to spend it, don't pester me, pester that one and sell it." ”

After getting twenty yuan, the little girl happily picked up the twenty yuan: "Oh good"

Immediately, I saw that the little girl also ran over as fast as she could, hugging the thigh of the goods: "Sir, buy a flower for your beautiful girlfriend." ”

The goods looked at the woman beside him proudly, and took out his wallet boldly: "Why do you buy a flower, if you want to buy it, buy it all, how many flowers are here, I have all of them?" ”

"Oh, not much, there are more than twenty left, thank you, sir, you are such a good man," the little girl said sweetly.

The little girl slapped the goods very comfortably, and took out two hundred yuan and handed it over: "Don't look for it, give all the flowers to this beautiful lady." ”

"Uh...... Sir, you are mistaken, two hundred yuan is not enough to buy these flowers. The little girl said seriously.

"No...... It's not enough, then I'll ...... I'll give you another hundred. The screat's voice began to tremble a little.

"It's not enough," said the little girl, blinking.

"How much do you sell for this flower?" The thing asked, wide-eyed.

The little girl said seriously: "Two thousand yuan for one, more than twenty for you, a total of 40,000 yuan, thank you, sir."

Li Jun on the side heard the little girl say this, he almost didn't faint, he made a joke casually, he didn't expect this little girl to take it seriously, really sold people for 2,000 yuan a flower?

The goods sweated for a while, and saw that the woman next to him had already hugged the flowers tightly, and there was no intention of putting them down, so he smiled and said, "We won't buy this flower, I'll buy it for you somewhere else, okay?" ”

"Don't," the woman said, "I just like this flower."

"This ...... This diamond ring is enough to buy, don't want it, don't you, I'll go back and buy a few more rings for you, okay? The thing touched the woman's buttocks and said with a smile.

"You also said that you love me, it turned out that you just lied to me, and you were reluctant to buy flowers, you are really insincere, hum" The woman glanced at the goods angrily, but still refused to return the flowers to the little girl.

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"Don't be stunned to watch other people's plays, hurry up," Serena reminded Li Jundao.

"Oh," Li Jun said to Xu Qingxin beside him, "Do you like flowers?" ”

As soon as Li Jun asked this, Xu Qingxin thought that Li Jun was going over to buy flowers for her, of course she didn't want Li Jun to be slaughtered, so she shook her head and said, "I...... Dislike. ”

"She doesn't like flowers, and your plan has failed again." Li Junjun communicated with Serena.

"My God, you're really stupid, you're really a junior brother, how can there be a woman in the world who doesn't like flowers, what women say is often different from what they think in their hearts, continue." Serena didn't have a good airway.

"Really continue?" Li Junhu was suspicious.

"Listen to me, go on," Serena insisted.

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[Dedication]