After scolding, I looked down at the two little minions on the ground, and said with a smile: "It's your fate, but don't let me meet next time, meet again, don't crush your eggs and give me your surname." Go back and tell you Captain Tiger that if you dare to deal with such tasteless farts in the future, be careful that I plug his ass! Get lost! ”

As soon as the two guys saw that I was no longer moving, they immediately didn't even have time to slap the mud on their buttocks twice and stood up and ran, not even daring to turn their heads back, and they wished they could grow two more legs at that speed. I saw them running fast, and I was angry in my heart, and then came to Qingqing MM's side and said: "Don't take their words at ease, if it's a person who farts, you have to worry about it for a long time, and then you can't live it?" I don't know who actually did such a move at this time, otherwise I would have slaughtered these two rabbit cubs. ”

Qingqing MM said to me with a helpless smile on her face: "I know your good intentions, but if you teach them a lesson, you will definitely anger the captain, and I am afraid that there will be trouble in the future." ”

Seeing that she was so sincere about me, I smiled and said, "Ahaha, don't worry, a bunch of rotten tomatoes are not two catties yet, and I don't care about them yet." It's best if I'm in trouble, I'm an idle person, and I'm too late to be happy that someone can come over and make me a sandbag. ”

Seeing the righteousness I said, Qingqing MM shook his head helplessly and said: "Although the captain is good to his brothers, he is narrow-minded, and he is afraid that he will always find an opportunity to retaliate against you in the future." I am a pastor, and I am a woman, he is so happy and loves face, he will not do anything to me, but you, I am afraid that there will be no more peaceful days. Forget it, it's all over anyway, but there is one thing you have to promise me, if the captain really brings someone to trouble you, you must inform me, and I will come over immediately whenever and wherever I want. Although I don't have any skills, but we don't lose if we lose, and when we beat the captain, we will be honest. ”

I'm grinning, there is still such a rebellious energy in the bones of this girl. It's really the same as my Bai Ping, on the surface, she looks sexy and enchanting, but the more you learn more about it, the more terrible it is.

I immediately nodded and said that I must teach Captain Tiger a good lesson in front of you when the time comes, so that others can know their identity as a toad, and they are still delusional about eating swan meat, which is really shameful. Qingqing MM was amused by my words, and then said to me with a smile: "In front of the captain, maybe I can still be considered a piece of swan meat, but in front of you, I'm afraid I can't even count as a plate of mutton, right?" ”

I immediately said in all seriousness, "How can it be mutton?" Even if it's not swan meat, it should be goose meat, so it's still a little bit of swan meat, isn't it? ”

Qingqing MM immediately opened his eyes angrily, and said angrily: "Okay, so I actually look at a plate of goose meat in your eyes?" Look at me and teach you a good lesson! ”

Said that this was going to stretch out her fist and come to me to teach me a lesson, I was going to play with her to ease her mood, but as soon as she moved the sky, a system shouted:

Ding~ Player [Crazy Battle Seven] shouted: TMD mirror flower water moon, you son of a bitch, this time see what you still take to pretend B, and after the system checks it, Lao Tzu will not teach you a good lesson, TMD Sorry for this announcement!

As soon as I heard the shouting of the Furious Seven, I immediately laughed from ear to ear, almost laughing, Qingqing MM was very curious to see that I was laughing breathlessly, and asked me what was funny, isn't the Furious Seven scolding me? Why can I still laugh?

I immediately wiped the tears that were about to laugh from the corners of my eyes and said: "You don't know, a few days ago, I ran into the goods of the Furious Seventh, which is also a narrow road, so I taught him a lesson, and I didn't want his life to lose his level, but I almost wasted his life and made him lose face in front of his people, at that time I used two weapons, bow and arrow and sword, and the goods were going to the system to complain about me, but I didn't expect to really go." Haha, that's funny. A system shouted 5,000 yuan, this grandson is so generous, maybe he still remembers that I almost abolished it. Didn't you just see that archer being beaten by me crying wolf, and the stupid B of the mad battle old seven was worse than him at that time, no wonder he came over and shouted immediately after the system was over. ”

I just want all players to know that the player who reported it is him, and the player who was reported is naturally me. I thought that the Captain of the Tigers was shameless enough, but I didn't expect that the stupid B who fought the seventh was not only shameless, but also so brainless. It is estimated that the fool didn't discuss it with his boss, so he went to complain, otherwise although the mad dragon guy is proud, he still has a little brain, so he won't do this kind of thing that hurts others and is not beneficial to himself. It's a pity, the Seventh Warrior will always be the Seventh Warrior, and he is destined to be a fool.

After I explained together, Qingqing MM nodded, and then said to me with a smile and a cry: "You almost abolished others, and people just complained that you were light." I found that there are more enemies who haven't seen you for a few days, no wonder you don't care about the captain at all, you are a dead pig and are not afraid of boiling water, one more, no more, no less. ”

I immediately shook my head and said, "No, even a rabble is a new force when they come together." The so-called ants bite more elephants, even if I can go to heaven very well, I am helpless in the face of so many enemies. But it depends on what and for whom to provoke these enemies, only I know whether it is worth it, at least I have never regretted helping you offend that shameless Captain Tiger. ”

Looking at the justice I said, Qingqing MM was stunned for a while, and then looked at me with something in his eyes that I couldn't figure out, as if there was some appreciation, maybe some admiration, or some other things.

I looked at the system time, and said helplessly to Qingqing MM: "It seems that this trip to the Ghost King Slope is going to be stranded here, let's make an appointment, and bring enough potions next time, we will brush here for a day, and strive to raise the level." Oh yes, if you don't mind, I'll probably bring a MM over, she's my boss's sister and an archer who is learning tricks and moves with me, and also taking her to level up by the way. But this girl doesn't have any skills, even if she brings a mobile warehouse. ”

Qingqing MM immediately said that it doesn't matter, she is naturally happy to have a strong helper, and told me to respect people even when MM is not there, what is a mobile warehouse? Be careful that she gives me the most serious sentence on behalf of the majority of MM! I immediately smiled and said yes, yes, I know, and I will change it in the future.

The two agreed on a time and went offline to get ready to go. As I took off my helmet and got ready to take a shower, I heard a knock on my door, and it almost pushed my door open. An anxious voice shouted outside my door: "Stinky land, stinky land? Are you offline? Hurry up and open the door? What are you doing in there? ”