Originally, I was going to wash first, but I smelled sweat all over my body, and I felt uncomfortable. It's just that the eldest lady of Bai Xing came to the door at this time, and I don't know why. I didn't dare to slack off, so I immediately walked to the door and opened the door and said, "Okay, Miss, my door is about to be smashed by you." ”

Bai Xing said nonchalantly: "If it is broken, I will pay you a fan, what did you do just now?" It took so long to open the door? ”

I immediately explained: "I just got off the line, and I came to open the door for you before I had time to wash it." What the hell are you in such a hurry? ”

Bai Xingbian flattened his mouth and said: "I'm not in a hurry, Sister Ping is down there, saying that I have something to look for you, let me come over to see if you are offline." It took so long to open the door, is it something unsightly? Sister, I'm not a child, so don't be embarrassed to talk about it. ”

I immediately looked up to the sky and was speechless, and then I couldn't help but ask, "May I ask Miss, what are the things you said about being unsightly?" Small knowledge is shallow to learn shallow, please give me some advice! ”

Shirahoshi looked at me and put on a pretense of being an idiot? looked at me, then looked at my lower body and said, "I said, should you still be the original goods?" ”

Nima, this world is so crazy that MM dares to flirt with virgins! My face changed several times in an instant, and Shirahoshi immediately couldn't help laughing, and after three seconds he laughed very unbridledly, I couldn't stand the ridicule from this stinky girl anymore, and slammed the door, telling her loudly that I would go down in a moment. Bai Xing was very happy standing at the door, and he was not angry at my move of closing the door, but just smiled and said that he knew, and he went to tell Sister Ping.

When she was gone, I sighed helplessly, Nima, as the last 22-year-old and a virgin in the twenty-first century, sometimes I feel panicked. But there's no way, I don't have a girlfriend, do you think I want to live like a monk all the time? His grandmother's I'm going crazy, youmu? Bai Xing, this stinky girl, actually picked up my scars, and sprinkled a handful of salt even worse, God, please be fair to me, if it goes on like this, I can't help but end up with myself! Alas - how many people understand the inner world of a sad man?

After a quick wash, I went downstairs. In the living room downstairs, except for Bai Mei, the others are there, looking at a notebook with great interest. Looking at me, Bai Xing and Silei looked at me with bad intentions, and even the girl gave me a 'Brother Yu, you ask for more blessings' look. What's going on? Bai Ping, who looked up with a gentle smile and said to me, "Come and see, now you are the person of the forum." Our studio is in the limelight! ”

I immediately leaned up and looked down, the webpage is a forum that dominates the world, at this time there is a post that has been pinned to the top and refined, and in just 20 minutes, it has been reprinted more than 10 million, I grin, this spread speed, comparable to bird flu. The power of the Internet is terrifying. When I read the title clearly, my eyes widened: I am angry for the red face, and I am famous!

Then there was a video, which happened to be a video of me teaching the two minions of the Tiger family, in which the picture made a close-up of both Tiger Qingqing and me, and this video was about three and a half minutes, starting from me standing next to Tiger Qingqing and ending with the last kick kicking the archer out. At the end of the video, a small comment was given: In order to fight for a smile, even if you are about to face the entire Tiger family, you are also proud and fearless, it is really a model, if you are accompanied by a beauty, even if you step through the rivers and mountains, what does it matter!

Damn, who is this proud comment for? It's all about my heart, TMD is not right, what is this? How did I make such a big move when I was just taking a shower? And there are already all kinds of vests below to start commenting and following the post:

ID Moonlight quietly: I rely on buddy cows, a few days ago there were still a bunch of hot girls, and today it has become a fresh little cabbage? This speed - ID crimson fantasy: Brother Jinghua is handsome, can you leave a QQ?

ID trench coat Xiaoxiao: I really envy that Brother Jinghua is a pure man, for MM dare to be so presumptuous, just ask how many of those soft eggs who shrink their necks when they meet a master dare to stand up and say, 'This woman is mine, how far are you TMD, how far do you go!' ’？

ID Blue Rose: No, some time ago, I saw that Brother Jinghua was next to Mei Feixue Fei MM, that is a match made in heaven, look at it.

There is also a screenshot of the game in Blue Rose's post, which was taken when I was standing with Bai Mei, as for when it was taken, I don't know. However, looking at the background of the photo, it is a forest, a bit like the background behind the Hanging City, but it is a little blurry and I am not sure. There are a lot of follow-up posts in the back.,There are also people who send photos saying that there are a lot of stunning MM around me.,White Star、Silk buds and girls are also taking turns to fight.,What makes me most entangled is that there is actually Jiangnan MM in it.,And it was compared with the photos sent by Blue Rose.,See who has a higher appearance.,In the end, I actually pulled the question to 'How many women are there in the mirror?' Such a boring question. Countless male compatriots below followed the post, saying that they were very envious, and hoped that I would not hide it privately, and teach them two tricks when I have time. They are all male compatriots, and they must help each other.

I'll help you grandma claw, who the hell is up with such a boring question? Don't know about the Model Law on Infringement of the Image Rights of Others? What I can't bear the most is that there is a message guarding them in the back, saying that 'the true colors of an old man, I would rather be beautiful than a country, we incompetent juniors can't learn.'" What made me even more angry was that the strong son actually followed the message, only four words: Long live understanding!

I'm going to TMD, do these guys see that I'm not looking better than them? So now it's time to add fuel to the fire and rob while it's hot?

Before I could burn my anger, I felt a burst of angry flames staring at me, as if they could burn me up at any moment, I immediately looked up and swallowed my saliva immediately, Nima, what's the matter? Why do they all look like they're going to eat me? In addition to the girl's indifferent expression, even Bai Ping looked at me with some strange eyes. I immediately explained, "No, that, who is making such a big joke?" I'll find out a good lesson in a while, and I'll give you a good breath! ”

Nima, as long as you don't pull your anger on me, it doesn't matter who he is unlucky next, for my safety, just mourn for three seconds for the buddy who is about to be unlucky.

Bai Xing hugged his arms and said in a weird manner: "Oh, I didn't see it, our handsome guy Lu is still a piece of fragrant bait, so many butterflies surround him!" I don't know which one of these butterfly handsome guys wants in the end? ”