Zhen Lang flipped through the WeChat message while watching the movie, and when he saw the news of the eldest sister's head, he couldn't ask for it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info To be honest, he's really a little tired today, anyway, he's watched the Journey to the West no less than twenty times, and he doesn't lack today's time, so he just took the opportunity to take a break.

So, after watching it for half an hour, the idol brother hugged Shui Mi'er and fell asleep.

Shui Mi'er also seemed to have received Su Jie's instructions, and not long after, she also squinted and fell on Zhen Lang's shoulder. The two were like a little couple who were in love with each other, snuggling up to each other in the dark and falling asleep.

Su Jie wanted this effect, she felt that her opportunity had come again.

However, this is of little use.

About 55 minutes into the movie, the big lady also fell asleep.

No way, although this old movie is a classic, most fans have watched it more than ten or eight times. This kind of old movie that has been watched too many times, every plot and every detail is remembered by fans, and it lacks freshness and excitement, and it is easy for people to doze off in the process of watching.

The big lady fell asleep, the key was that her jade hand actually crossed the armrest of the chair and landed on Zhen Lang's chair, and it can even be said that it fell on Zhen Lang's thigh. This is not the end, the sleeping lady's fragrant shoulders naturally poured, and it seemed that she was leaning on Zhen Lang's shoulders naturally.

As a result, the idol brother enjoyed a beautiful life that seemed to be hugged left and right, relying on a charming beauty on the left and right.

Seeing this scene, let's not talk about Su Jie, several animals nearby couldn't bear it.

When I entered the venue before, the lights were on in the playing hall, and with the appearance of a big lady and a honey, it was too difficult not to attract the attention of men. Even though the environment is relatively dark after the movie is played, many animals are still paying attention to the movements in the fifth row, especially the animals sitting in the three seats of 7, 8, and 9 in the sixth row.

The three animals with a full breath of slings had no intention of watching the movie the whole time, and kept looking at the beautiful women sitting in front of them, and made up many eighteen x pictures that happened in the movie theater. When they saw the big lady and Shui Mi'er leaning on Zhen Lang's shoulders at the same time, the three animals were as hard as iron at the same time......

It is said that these three animals are famous in the emperor's bar, and the people in the rivers and lakes call the emperor's three hanging silks.

The IDs of these three people are called: Ren Qiyue, Xie Milk, and Li Laosan.

Ren Qiyue is famous because he is an idol player in the game industry, and that player's ID is called "Moon Shooting Chang'e". Ren Qiyue copied other people's screen names, and pretended to be forced in the post bar, and there were still people who didn't know the truth who were fooled, and there was a girl among them. That girl worships [Landing on the Moon and Shooting Chang'e] so much that she regarded the cottage as genuine and opened a room with Ren Qiyue...... Later, the East Window incident happened, and Ren Qiyue was notorious in the post bar, and the girl also sued Ren Qiyue for fraud, resulting in a year in prison for this product.

After being released from prison, this thing didn't dare to use the ID of shooting Chang'e on the moon, and used the pseudonym Ren Qiyue. It is said that the homonym of this name is "people's 'wife' month", Ren Qiyue boasted that he had seduced countless people's 'wives with his mature charm of being in prison). As everyone knows, the emperor has been a master since ancient times, and soon someone picked up the black history of Ren Qiyue, it turned out that he had only soaked in one person's wife, the so-called human's wife, is a wolf like a tiger aunt in her forties......

Ren Qiyue once again pretended to fail, and never dared to love again.

Every time he pretended to be forced, he was slapped in the face, and was called "the most failed pretente in history" by Emperor Bar netizens.

Besides, thank you for the milk, this bear child's character is much better than Ren Qiyue. Helplessly, he is Ren Qiyue's cousin, who has been nurtured by his cousin since he was a child, and has also contracted the bad problem of pretending to be forced. Xie Milk is addicted to another classic game lol under Tencent, and is a typical "primary school student", who has been cheating people since he was in elementary school, playing until he graduated from junior college, and the qualifying match is still at the level of the silver group.

This kid is very good at abusing vegetables, often feels good about himself, often superpowers in man-machine competitions, and angrily takes 50 heads to refresh his sense of existence. Then an incident happened that changed the fate of Xie Milk. In his junior year, a girl in his class said, "Whoever helps me get gold, I'll make an appointment with him tonight." ”

When you meet this kind of-like girl, how can Xie Milk miss it?

He resolutely accepted his sister's commission, and said to his sister: "Look at my brother to beat the other side in 10 minutes." ”

At that time, the girl was very confident in him, and encouraged him in her voice: "Brother Milk, come on." ”

It may be that this encouragement is too strong, and Xie Milk is completely messy.

After 10 minutes, his record was 0 kills and 8 deaths......

That's right, he was killed eight times by the mid-laner player opposite, and he was completely blown up by the opposite side.

What's even more unbearable is that at that time, the four teammates thought that Xie Milk deliberately gave away heads, so everyone was angry, and they all began to send heads to sell their teammates, which triggered a big defeat, which directly led to the failure of the sister's promotion......

That night, snow fell in the sky, and the whole world was filled with melancholy.

Today, three years later, Xie Milk still thinks of that night, and remembers the words that his sister said to him that night: "At the level of a primary school student like you, are you embarrassed to help others score?" ”

That was the most miserable failure in Xie Milk's life, and he has not yet come out of the shadows.

Finally, let's talk about Li Laosan.

This person is actually no stranger to Zhen Lang, he is from Normal University, from the dormitory of the men's building 9, which is in the 302 dormitory next door.

That's right, Li Laosan used to be the roommate of Cannon and Tian Ji.

Why do you say "ever"? Because when he was a freshman, Li Laosan went to the toilet with Cannon, and Cannon habitually looked down to observe Li Laosan's size, and habitually said: "Hehe, it's smaller than mine." ”

The boat of friendship is capsized.

Since then, Li Laosan has never been able to be friends with the cannon happily.

The shadow left by the cannon is difficult to describe in words.

He moved out of the dormitory, rented a house outside the school, and bizarrely became roommates with Ren Qiyue and Xie Milk.

The three of them smell the same, and they do everything possible to figure out how to hook up with many beauties in the university, but they fail every time. Later, Li Laosan remembered the glorious experience of the cannon, so he changed his WeChat and QQ nickname to [Li Cannon], and copied the signature of the cannon: My little brother is 18cm tall, you look at it yourself......

Not to mention, the signature of [Li Cannon]'s classmate's personality really has a certain effect.

Not long ago, a lonely senior sister took the initiative to make an appointment with Li Laosan.

At that time, Li Laosan felt that life was like a dream for a while, and he felt that his spring was coming.

On that spring night, he and his senior sister went to the famous ghost building of Normal University. At that time, the senior sister was very active, rushed over and hugged Li Laosan and kissed and touched, at that moment, Li Laosan felt that he was in love, and life was as beautiful as fog, rain and wind.

A few minutes later, the senior sister suddenly reached into Li Laosan's crotch very skillfully and touched the thing......

Then, there is no then.

That night, a resounding slap spread throughout the haunted building.

After the senior sister slapped Li Laosan, she only said two words: "Liar!" ”

Looking at the senior sister angrily brushing her sleeves away, Li Laosan could only cry silently at night.

In his life, it was a memory that he didn't want to remember and couldn't forget.

Sometimes, you don't need a reason to hate someone. For example, Li Laosan, since he went to the toilet in his freshman year, he began to hate cannons. And after the ghost building was slapped by the senior sister that time, Li Laosan hated the cannon even more, although the cannon himself didn't know about these things from beginning to end.

He hated not only the cannon, but also the house and the black, and hated everyone who had anything to do with the cannon.

For example, Tian Ji, when he was a freshman, he had a bit of a roommate with Li Laosan, and the two never spoke again after their sophomore year.

In addition to the field chicken, Li Laosan also hates all the livestock in the 301 dormitory, because the relationship between 301F4 and the cannon is good.

If you want to say that 301 is the person who is most hated by Li Laosan, there is no doubt that it is Zhen Lang.

The reason is very simple, he once heard Tian Ji inadvertently say that since the cannon and Zhen Lang booed together, he "admired" Zhen Lang very much.

Li Laosan and Zhen Lang are in the same department, and they often take classes in the same classroom, so they are certainly no strangers to this inspirational brother. met unexpectedly in the cinema today, but Li Laosan felt very unfamiliar, no matter how Zhen Lang looks at it now, he is a cool trendy man, and the gap between him and the otaku in 301 in his memory is too big.

Especially when the School of Communication is famous for its true name? The courtyard flower snuggled on Zhen Lang's shoulder, and Li Laosan felt that his three views were subverted. The only thing he could do was to take out his mobile phone, not only to secretly take pictures, but also to secretly record them......

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It is said that Su Jie saw the eldest lady falling asleep on Zhen Lang's shoulder, and she could no longer maintain her literature and art.

As Shui Mi'er said: The eldest sister's favorite thing to do is to block people.

Su Jie didn't wake up the three who were asleep, but picked up her mobile phone and dialed Zhen Lang's number.

At that moment, the female hooligan thought very evilly, when Zhen Lang's mobile phone rang wildly, the embarrassing scene was revealed, and the awakened honey would definitely be jealous, and Zhen Lang would also be angry because the mobile phone was too loud......

The eldest sister made a lot of calculations, but she didn't calculate that Zhen Lang was a high-quality man.

A man with quality who puts his mobile phone on silent when watching movies......

The eldest sister called for a long time, but Zhen Lang didn't react at all, and the phone never rang.

In desperation, the girl in the white dress had to call Shui Mi'er and wait for Shui Mi'er to wake up and teach Zhen Lang a lesson.

It's a pity that Shui Mi'er has more quality than Zhen Lang, and she turned off her phone directly......

kao！

Su Jie scolded secretly, her mood at this moment was not much different from the three slings behind her.

She didn't get through to the big lady's phone in the end, and if she did, the ending would be even more embarrassing.

The girl in the white dress was a little distracted, if her previous temperament was literary and elegant, it has become melancholy and sad at the moment. Fortunately, the light in the movie theater is too dark, otherwise men with normal sexual orientation will feel sad when they see her cute little face at the moment.

finally survived until the end of the movie, and Su Jie was finally relieved.

Under her hint, Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er took the first step.

"Sister Qingyu, I'll send you back." The girl in the white dress walked out of the theater with the big lady in her arms and made new demands.

"No need, you go back to school early, I'll go first."

The big lady was very neat and tidy, and disappeared into the night alone.

There was a light rain in the sky again, and looking at the back of the perfect in her mind, Su Jie instantly felt abandoned by the whole world. She remembered the drama "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" that she liked very much when she was a child, and remembered the song "June Rain" in the film:

A rain has trapped me here

Your indifferent expression will make me sad

The rain in June is the merciless you

With bits and pieces, it hit my heart

…… (To be continued.) )