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Back in the cozy nest, Shui Mi'er looked down at WeChat with a worried expression.

"What's the situation, didn't she live a two-person world with a big lady?" Zhen Lang wondered.

"You've been promoted to level 15 today, do you know how to read words and looks?" Shui Mi'er glared at her and said angrily: "Can't you see that the big lady deliberately avoids Su Jie and plays Tai Chi in all kinds?" ”

Zhen Lang thought for a while and said, "It seems to be the case, but didn't the eldest sister say that she would exchange feelings first today, her purpose has been achieved, does she still want to get the big lady to bed tonight?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Wood, you don't understand a woman's heart at all, I really want to demote you to level 0." Didn't you look at Su Jie's circle of friends, how badly she was injured, can't you see it? ”

Zhen Lang entered WeChat and looked at the eldest sister's circle of friends, and became more and more confused: "Didn't she just post a black photo, this seems to be taken at the night sky, how hurt can it be?" ”

"You don't understand, every time the female hooligan is sad, she looks up at the sky at 45 degrees to release her bright sorrow." Shui Mi'er revealed the truth and reminded: "Don't ask her to come over tonight to wash her panties, now she is angry and needs a target to vent, if you provoke her, she will go crazy." ”

"Okay, let her go today." Zhen Lang said, and suddenly remembered something: "By the way, you want to be the queen again today, is it related to what you did in the cinema?" ”

"What's the matter?" Shui Mi'er was stunned: "What did I do to you in the cinema?" ”

Zhen Lang: "You don't know what you've done yourself?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "I'm asleep, how can I do anything to you?" ”

Zhen Lang showed a strange expression: "Could it be that you involuntarily did it in your dream...... Molerated me? ”

"you!" Shui Mi'er was embarrassed and angry: "How could I be that in a dream...... That's what you're doing? ”

Zhen Lang was also angry: "You dare to say that you haven't touched me in the cinema?" ”

"Touching you at the cinema? No way! Honey's eyes widened: "How can you have such an idea?" ”

"Is it my delusion?" Zhen Lang was also a little confused, and muttered: "I was half awake and half asleep, and in a daze, I felt that someone touched my thigh, as if he was touching my little Ding Ding ...... through my pants."

"Die, I'm not that disgusting!" Shui Mi'er's little face turned red, and she said angrily: "Are you delusional, will you have that kind of spring dream that can't be described?" ”

Zhen Lang thought for a while, and said very seriously: "No, I'm serious, I was half-awake and half-dreaming at that time, and it felt more real." Didn't we talk last time, sometimes when I dream, I know that I am dreaming, and I don't want to wake up from my dream. At the time, I thought it was you, so I didn't resist, and I enjoyed it......"

Shui Mi'er's expression was grim, as if she had thought of something, and suddenly stared at Zhen Lang and revealed the truth: "Could it be that when we are asleep, big lady...... Took...... Sneak up on you? ”

"No, she's not like such a lewd woman." Zhen Lang was taken aback.

"What do you know, this kind of experienced has a lot of routines." Shui Mi'er was like a great enemy, and her eyes flashed with murderous aura: "Are you sure she touched you while you were asleep?" ”

Zhen Lang shrunk his neck: "Hearing you say this, I'm not very sure, what if it's just a dream?" We don't have any conclusive evidence, so let's just put the big lady in the coffin, isn't it right? ”

"What, you still feel sorry for her?" Shui Mi'er's beautiful eyes flashed with cold light, and the murderous aura became even stronger: "Tell me honestly, did she touch you crookedly, you are quite memorable, and you can't bear her?" ”

Zhen Lang was about to cry: "The conscience of heaven and earth, wife, I thought it was you, I wanted to know that it was her, and I seriously criticized her on the spot!" Besides, I'm not 100% sure that I've been touched, it's just that feeling in a daze, don't be angry, okay? ”

"Can I not be angry, actually sitting next to us, in front of me, less than a meter away, touching my man, she doesn't exist when I don't exist?" The more Shui Mi'er spoke, the more angry she became, and her little cheeks bulged: "I said she was a big boss with a black belly, hum, wait, this matter is not over!" ”

Zhen Lang's palms broke out in a cold sweat, and he secretly sighed that Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying were right, the black-bellied goblin launched a flutter, and it was really terrifying. He simply hugged the beauty and said softly: "Wife, dissipate your anger, it's not too early, cherish the youth we can't waste, and start tonight's plot play." ”

"I'm in the mood to play, go away, I'll take a shower!"

Honey broke free from the wolf's embrace and walked away in a huff.

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According to Zhen Lang's experience, as long as Shui Mi'er washes her hair, she has to toss for more than half an hour.

During this time, the idol brother was very depressed, and he brewed more than a dozen ways to make his sister happy, and he always felt that in front of the too high-level honey, these methods might be self-defeating.

"Wiped the dog, wiped the dog, I wanted to give her an unexpected surprise, she was so angry tonight, maybe the surprise turned into a fright again...... Well, let's wait until daytime. ”

Zhen Lang thought about it and sighed.

When Shui Mi'er came out, Zhen Lang still spoke spiritually, and came over to make the beauty happy with all kinds of sweet words with a clear conscience. However, this is useless, the sound of the hair dryer in Shui Mi'er's hand is humming, and she doesn't seem to know what the idol brother is talking about.

This time, Zhen Lang realized that Shui Mi'er was really angry.

He put himself in his shoes, assuming that it was not him who was touched tonight, but Shui Mi'er was touched twice by an animal while asleep, then he would definitely not be able to accept it, and he probably had a desperate heart with that animal. From this point of view, Zhen Lang also understood Shui Mi'er's anger, and felt that she was very polite if she didn't call to scold the lady's family.

At the same time, he also absorbed a lesson, it seems that when he encounters this kind of thing in the future, he really can't just take it out and say it, as soon as he opens his mouth, he will cause such a big trouble, it is better to rot in his stomach.

Thinking of this, he suddenly stimulated the domineering president attribute, hugged Shui Mi'er from behind, and coaxed: "Niu, if you are so arrogant, the uncle will use extraordinary means." ”

"Let go of me." Honey didn't struggle, she turned off the hair dryer, her voice was frighteningly cold.

Zhen Lang's heart struck suddenly, the ever-changing goblin had clearly become a ruthless female killer at this moment, she just stood there motionless, but gave people a terrible deterrent, giving people a sense of immediacy with a big move, as if she could make a move.

At the critical moment, the level 15 pickle girl master finally found a little bloodthirsty rush, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Wife, don't you think we both fell for the devil?" ”

Shui Mi'er didn't expect this to happen, and asked curiously: "Who is the devil, how did we fall for it?" ”

Zhen Lang wanted this effect, and began to reason with the facts: "You think, the two of us were fine tonight, but with such a toss, the boat of our love will capsize." Please use your ice and snow smart mind to think, is this a conspiracy of the enemy? ”

"Stinky and shameless, who has a boat of love with you? Be careful, I give you a yellow card. Shui Mi'er was stiff-mouthed, but her big eyes flashed with a light of thought, and she said thoughtfully: "What you said is not completely unreasonable, the big lady is too insidious, she knows that you are too honest, and she will definitely confess when she comes back, so she used a trick to destroy our harmonious relationship." ”

"Yes, the big lady is too unsophisticated!" Now, Zhen Lang doesn't care who touched him in his dream, so he can only let the big lady carry the black pot and echo the leaders of the family without any restraint.

Noticing that Shui Mi'er's limbs were no longer so stiff, he easily hugged the beauty tighter.

"Badass, let go." Shui Mi'er was polite, but her voice softened: "It stinks to death, why don't you go wash it quickly?" ”

"Yes!"

Zhen Lang was like being pardoned, and rushed into the bathroom.

It was done in ten minutes as usual, and after coming out, Zhen Lang looked at his phone and showed an evil expression.

"Why are you smiling so obscenely?" Shui Mi'er was still immersed in the atmosphere of being coaxed, lazily leaning on the sofa with a pillow, and said arrogantly: "Although it is a big lady's trick, my sister is still very angry, and she came over to make me happy." ”

Who knew that Zhen Lang was even more arrogant than her: "Sister, it's my turn to be angry now." ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned when she heard this: "What are you angry about?" ”

"It doesn't matter." Zhen Lang smiled and said, "Girl, please look at the watch, it's past 12 o'clock in the morning." ”

"So what?" Honey hasn't reacted yet.

Zhen Lang showed an expression of "I've been waiting for a long time and finally waited for today", like a daughter-in-law who has been a wife for many years, and said very embarrassedly: "After midnight, it is Monday, June 8th, according to our agreement, I have the final say in the role-playing of this week...... From this second on, I am the uncle! ”

"Huh?" Shui Mi'er finally relented, with a remorseful expression: "Oh my God, how did I forget this." fainted, my sister lost a lot this time, the queen didn't take it, and suddenly became a little maid...... Woo woo woo, it's all the big lady's harm, big lady, I hate you! ”

Zhen Lang looked at her pitiful and a little aggrieved, and his heart softened a little. However, as a man who has reached level 15 of pickled girls, he is not as easy to fool as he was at the beginning, and he coaxed: "Girl, don't pretend to be pitiful, you have pulled the hook, you are not allowed to change for a hundred years, you can't play tricks and destroy our settings." ”

"Who said I was cheating?" Shui Mi'er was very principled, stuck to the rules of the game, and said: "I want to remind you that you are only responsible for directing our play plot this week, and my sister didn't say that you have been an uncle this week." ”

"I know, but this week, I can always play the uncle, and you play the little girl." Zhen **** with a threat.

"Do you want to be so ruthless?" Shui Mi'er was defeated by this animal, and threatened: "Don't forget, I will be in charge again next Monday, you dare to treat me too badly, I will definitely double the destruction of you next week!" ”

Zhen Lang was very calm: "I don't have time to think about next week's things, I just want to live in the moment." ”

Shui Mi'er gave in: "Okay, uncle, what do you want?" ”

Zhen Lang showed the expression of the extremely evil male pig's feet in the anime, and suddenly smiled evilly: "What do you think I will do to you tonight?" (To be continued.) )