Chapter 118 The fish and dragon swing their tails

The day after Learmour roared and lectured Duchamp was Sunday, Duchamp went into the city to listen to the report.

"Both Sir Lincoln and Mr. Tiberon have letters."

Emma handed over two letters first.

Duchamp read the letter of the road first.

"Styri, this is what we've harvested in the winter beast tide. I'll give it to you and see if I can use it for the apex. ”

After reading this short note, Duchamp poured out the contents of the bag, and was immediately attracted by a large magic crystal in the middle. This is a rare mutated seventh-level demonic beast's magic crystal, and after the mutation, even the spells contained in it have been reversed.

"I don't know what kind of spell is inside." Duchamp glanced at the light, put away the magic crystal, and continued to read the letter.

Lu Xinli also said some of the general situation of the people in the green forest, in short, the hotel and the hotel are very prosperous, and the green forest mercenary group has added some people, all of them are fellow villagers who came from Zhu Lai, it seems that all kinds of small frictions over there are still happening, and finally said that the outdoor first aid kit and guide motor that Duchamp brought back last time are very useful, and other mercenary groups also want to see it, and ask Duchamp if he can bring a batch back to sell. When Duchamp saw this, he suddenly slapped his thigh, he should buy a batch from Chase and sell it, these things are not available in the Northland market.

In his letter, Mr. Lincoln told him that Crossbell's bid had been finalized, and that he had come forward under the banner of Reem III, and that it was well supported, and that the pro-Imperial Speaker of the local Assembly, Mr. Hartmann, had given him strong support, and that the auction was expected to be larger than the one in the imperial capital. The time is set for May 5th, and it will be held in the famous resort of Mishuram in Crossbell. It is hoped that Duchamp will pay close attention to the quality of this batch of jewels and strive to make a success in the mainland.

Duchamp grabbed the letter, and suddenly it occurred to him that he was going to attend the auction in person.

After reading the letter, various important cadres of the Green Leaf Society seized the time to hold a meeting.

Duchamp took out the design drawings of a new product that he had recently completed in class and studied it. Marketing executive Yuri Benz looked at the product design and asked curiously: "The role of the washing machine, at first glance, can relieve a lot of heavy work in the home, but why are these two inconsequential things left?" ”

Serta disagrees: "I think it's a good combination of a hair dryer and a curling iron, and women can make beautiful curls on their own at any time, and they're going crazy about it." ”

Duchamp continued: "It's the same with safety razors, maybe everyone is still used to using traditional blades, but it won't be long before every man takes one with him when this thing becomes popular." Come to think of it, it's not a good feeling to wake up in the morning and accidentally cut your jaw. ”

Serta glanced at Duchamp: "It looks like you don't need this thing for the time being, how could you think of doing this." ”

Duchamp thought to himself, who made this the best-selling product series in Philips' small household appliances.

After several people determined the matter of the new product, Celta explained the current financial situation of Luye Home Appliances, although the product is very good, but in order to continue to roll development, there is almost no plan to pay dividends to shareholders. Duchamp consulted with her and decided to pay each shareholder a salary of 10,000 mila a month for the time being, and wait until this year to survive, and then there will be real profits to be shared next year.

After the meeting, Duchamp personally received the communication from the Baron's Palace, telling him that he would also go to Crossbell, and let them leave for Luray to join him as soon as possible.

In the following days, Duchamp ignored the spurning of his 305 roommates, became more enthusiastic about sweeping the floor, had a more humble attitude, and picked up the garbage more carefully.

With the little time he had left, he plunged headlong into Professor Ashley's lab, unaware of what he was up to.

One day a week later, he asked Goode to go to the city to help him get something. In the afternoon, Goode returned, bringing back from the city thirty bouquets of the finest red roses, which Duchamp had specially ordered Emma to order.

After school, Duchamp went to the class leader to get the classroom key, saying that he wanted to make up for the previous duty, Eric saw Duchamp's high morale, happily gave him the classroom key, and encouraged him a few words.

Duchamp sweated profusely, cleaned the classroom and laid out the bouquets of flowers he had bought at great expense on his desks until late at night.

The next day, when it was time for class, the students of Class A couldn't help but be refreshed by the beautiful scenery in the classroom. I saw that on each desk, there was a bouquet of high-quality red roses, which reflected the simple and ordinary classroom as particularly beautiful and romantic. Some girls immediately sprouted their hearts, and secretly wondered which handsome guy had secretly promised such a big capital to their hearts.

As for who sent it, just look closely at the piece of paper on the wall at the entrance door of the classroom:

"Dear Students,

It's been almost two months since I came to campus, thank you very much for making my stay unforgettable. Because of some things, I want to part with you for the time being, and when I leave, I will give each person a bouquet of roses as a souvenir.

These roses have been specially ordered by me from the famous rose conservatory garden 'Elon Estella' to represent my friendship with you. In order to keep the roses longer, I went to the organic culture room to find some culture liquid and made it into a fresh-keeping puree. Of course, the materials of the fresh-keeping mud are all made of local materials, which is very environmentally friendly, needless to say, you will be familiar with it at first glance.

That's right, I've been careful to keep the garbage you've thrown on the floor for the past week, and I've written the name on each bag so that it doesn't mix with each other. As for those students who didn't throw garbage on the ground to support environmental protection, I had to regret using ordinary flower mud, which is really good.

I coated the base of the clay with glass glue, please do not move it until it dries, it will cause corrosion to the skin, and it can be easily peeled off when it is completely dry.

The fragrance of this rose represents love and peace, what a beautiful flower, I am almost intoxicated when I smell this fragrance.

I will always miss you on my travels and imagine your surprise when you see this gift from me.

You don't have to thank me, you don't have to grieve my departure.

Love your Duchamp Kiss! ”

At the bottom of this sensational letter, there is a line of small print that is not readable with the naked eye.

Seeing that these roses were actually given by Duchamp, everyone had a strange expression on their faces, but then, they all screamed and went to check the bouquets on the table.

In addition to the flowers, Duchamp also had a card attached to the bouquet of roses that everyone had fun. The messages of ordinary students are funny language such as "two yellow orioles singing green willows, you are still a single dog", and the messages of those students who have thrown away the garbage are generally puns such as "Ah, the fragrance of this flower has always opened into my heart".

Squad leader Eric flipped through his card, which was written very succinctly: "Squad leader is hard, squad leader V5." Although the second half of the sentence is incomprehensible, the first half of the sentence is obviously a good word. He smiled happily, then remembered something, and hurried up to the podium to inspect the bouquet of roses on the podium.

The bouquet for the teacher was the largest, using 99 roses and some decorative grass blades to make a square bonsai and placed in the center of the podium. Eric checked it again and again, making sure it was a regular flower clay and sprayed a little perfume. He breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the card hanging in the center of the bonsai, which read:

"Dear teachers, the festival is coming, and I wish you a happy holiday. Although I often doze off in class, I really didn't mean to. If you still hate me, then, at least, for now, you can breathe a sigh of relief. I have something to go home for, and I've already asked the head of the department for leave. Duchamp, the student you hate."

Seeing the middle sentence, Eric quickly picked up a pen, crossed out "if you still hate me" to "relieved", and added some fleshy words.

Jokes are taking place in the classroom about roses, everyone is scrambling to see what is written on other people's cards, and Mark Song enthusiastically transcribes all the cards he can collect, which are full of all kinds of life complaints.

But not everyone is so lucky.

Miss Elia, who accidentally said bad things about Duchamp, received a bouquet card with the words "You can blame your parents for your ugly appearance, you can blame society for your ugly heart, and you are the one who is not to blame." ”

She read this several times, and suddenly she screamed, and recklessly pulled the roses out of her head, but an even greater disaster struck, and since the base was completely immovable, the cellophane that wrapped the roses was torn apart by her, and the flower mud splattered everywhere, giving off a strong breath.

She stared blankly at the foul-smelling moldy peels and candy wrappers, and suddenly realized that this inexplicable liquid had also been splashed on her chest, and she cried and ran out.

The other students smelled the power of this special flower mud, and quickly checked the bouquets on their desks, and then let out a big sigh of relief for the lack of garbage they had thrown away.

The five girls with the most mud on the table were the ones who had a lot of fresh peels in the garbage, which was mixed with the garbage and fermented to give off a kimchi smell that permeated the classroom.

When several professors came in to teach, they all asked suspiciously, "Hey, which of you brought kimchi into the classroom." And every time they said this, everyone looked at the seats of the five girls and made a strange sound of "snort". Duchamp completely offended the girls this time.

During the lesson, almost all the students were studying how to remove the clay from the desk, but no matter what they did, they could not remove it, and they could not be cut off from the board of the desk, because that would be considered damage to public property.

It wasn't until four days later that a student on duty occasionally discovered that as long as he sprinkled hot water above 60 degrees on the table for a while, the glue began to soften and could be easily removed. After discovering this secret, the students all scolded Duchamp as a liar.

Some students who don't know what they are doing see see Duchamp leave to him is "Don't be sad about my departure", thinking that this scourge has completely left after this scene, and some classmates next to him sneered and said: "The scourge has been left for thousands of years, and he will definitely come back." Then he took out a magnifying glass and handed it to him, saying, "Go and see for yourself." ”

The unknown student used a magnifying glass to look at the last line of small characters, and it turned out to be written: "Wow, the words are written so small, you can still see them, you are really a talent." Don't be so crazy about my brother, my brother is just a legend, and don't miss me, I will definitely come back. There is also a smiley face symbol on the back.

The classmate with the magnifying glass spat hatefully: "Phew, which bastard will miss you." ”