Duchamp today is the first time to fulfill his promise, buy breakfast for Joe's crying bag, thinking that Joe's voice was hoarse yesterday, he specially bought porridge and a sandwich, and prepared breakfast for everyone, and bought double side dishes and bread for himself, chewed all the way, and ate it all the way, thinking to himself, it is still delicious to make the overlord noodles himself.

Knocking on the door of Qiao's dormitory, in the surprised and strange eyes of a group of roommates, Duchamp politely handed the breakfast to Qiao, and came back to deliver the breakfast of the three uncles one by one.

Learmey ate the breakfast delivered to his door, praised him a few words, and told him to brush Joe's shoes as well as Duchamp's own shoes.

Duchamp was relieved that he didn't let him brush Lealmu's shoes, and found a large basin, brushes, and other tools, and put all Joe's shoes and his two pairs of shoes in it, intending to do a big job in the laundry.

The boys on the third floor heard the wind coming out of the 304 dormitory, saying that in order to apologize to Joe, the top student wanted to help Joe brush his shoes for a semester, but he didn't believe it, and rushed to visit the laundry room.

Duchamp saw the crowd of visitors, his spirits were flying, and he happily hummed a famous song from his previous life while brushing: "Wash and scrub, scrub, take mine, send it back to me, eat mine, and spit it out." "While singing, my hands are flying fast, and I have fun in it.

Everyone saw that he was still so arrogant about brushing other people's shoes, and there was no sense of shame at all, and they were all dumbfounded, and a classmate asked tentatively: "It's good to bring my shoes to you to help brush them." ”

Duchamp smiled and asked, "Yes, you want to wrap shoes for a few months?" ”

The boy didn't understand the meaning of this and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"I took the initiative to run naked to the staircase during the day, helped brush for a week, took the initiative to run naked to Jinghu, helped brush for a month, took the initiative to run naked to the teaching building, helped brush for a semester, and ran naked to the cafeteria at the meal, I didn't say it, I have wrapped all the shoes for the past three years."

The classmate took a sip, turned and left.

Duchamp rushed to finish brushing his shoes before class, drying what should be dry, putting away what should be placed, and he was so tired that he was sweating profusely. ran to report to Learmour, and at the same time reminded Learmey that he had not forgotten what the squad leader said about helping him with his etiquette lessons. Learmor was stunned when he saw him so transformed, and then he thought of something and laughed hehehe.

Duchamp looked at Lealmuen's blackened smile, and three black lines hung on his forehead.

The students in Class A of the first year of the Department of Guidance were shocked to find that the top students in the class had changed and became obedient to Lear Muyan. "Styri, keep your back straight in class." "Styry, please button up all the buttons for your uniform." "Styry, didn't you brush your hair today?" "Styry, get a few people in line for dinner, we'll wait here." "Styry, please use honorifics when talking to the teacher, Shenma, you don't even understand honorifics, okay, please start with 'please' for the first time in the conversation, and please add 'thank you' after you finish speaking, and the rest will be taught to you slowly."

Learmey enjoyed it all day long, taking pleasure in making Duchamp look ugly in the crowd, and whenever a female classmate passed by, Learmel would loudly remind him, "Stelley, you still have eye droppings in the corners of your eyes, please wash your face cleanly." It's not this eye, it's another. ”

Duchamp was tortured all day long, and he couldn't make up for his drowsiness in class, and he looked at the progress of "learning aristocratic etiquette" with a sad face all day long, and when he saw the slow progress, he knew that Leermu, a kid, was not teaching seriously, so he couldn't help gritting his teeth, thinking, we are a scholar, and we can hang ourselves from a tree, run to the library, and make up for some common sense. But this etiquette, in general, is a matter of habit, easier said than done, and Duchamp stuffed his head of books with little progress.

Duchamp's use of force against Joe was eventually suppressed by the bullet under the intervention of Professor Ashley, but Duchamp was given a major demerit and ordered to be examined publicly.

Duchamp used his crooked peerless calligraphy, used the largest white paper he could find, and wrote a big-character poster for inspection, which was full of profound words such as "I confess from the depths of my soul", pasted on the wall of the Department of Guidance, in which there were some cautionary aphorisms, the rhetoric was gorgeous, the connotation was far-reaching, and it was breathtaking, and even students from other departments came from far and wide to see and transcribe.

Within a few days, aphorisms such as "One misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred, and then look back on the body for a hundred years", "Crime belongs to the ** and the ego, and repentance belongs to the heart", "Before and after repentance are two heavens, the front is the darkness of the earth, and the back is the grace of God", and other aphorisms have spread all over the campus.

Especially the sentence at the end, "If I can't get your forgiveness, I will continue to humble myself until I see myself to death." "It was a sensation on campus.

For a time, the campus was full of gorgeous dialogues and aphorisms such as "Eating belongs to the ** and the ego, and drinking belongs to the soul", "Before and after the exam are two heavens, the front is the darkness of the earth, and the back is the grace of God", and other gorgeous dialogues and aphorisms, and even some people walked and fell, and they did not forget to quote "A misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred, and then look back and get wet".

A tireless classmate, that is, Marc Song, who sat next to Duchamp, collected Duchamp's original and famous sayings that were played by his classmates, and named it "Duchamp Quotations". This cheat sheet was borrowed and copied by students in various classes every day, and Duchamp became an out-and-out celebrity in the school.

In order to show the meaning of punishment, the school punished Duchamp to be a volunteer for a month, and every day after school, he had to clean a large section of the road next to the school auditorium.

Some students who were not used to him took the opportunity to go for a walk on the road every day after dinner, admired the down-and-out posture of the school bully, and found some fun for themselves, such as throwing some waste paper, throwing two melon seeds or something, and then signaling: Hey, there is still garbage here.

Duchamp saw it, and he was furious, do you know how hard the sanitation workers are, and how low the wages are. Duchamp was not a particular person in his two lives, but he never threw away a piece of waste paper in public, in order to understand the hard work of sanitation workers.

Looking at this group of aristocratic young masters who didn't know what to do, the muscles of Duchamp's brain surged, his eyes turned bloody, and he began to think about how to torture and kill.

Wait, STOP, what's wrong, how can Xueba always rely on physical strength to solve problems. Duchamp drew circles with a broom on the ground, his brain was off the line, and he suddenly remembered that it is said that the two major races of the abyss, the devil is playing intellectual deception, and the devil only solves everything by physical strength, so the devil often laughs at the demon "The brain is full of muscles".

Duchamp was shocked when he thought of this, and thought to himself, "Could it be that my brother's IQ has dropped after the force value has risen?" ”

In order to improve his IQ, Duchamp silently swept the ground for a week, and whenever a classmate came to throw confetti, Duchamp silently took out a small bag from the garbage truck, put on a mask and gloves, and carefully used laboratory tweezers to squat on the ground and pick it up little by little.

After the news of Xueba's admitting to picking up garbage spread in the class and even the entire guidance department, almost everyone who knew Duchamp came to watch, and even some people brought a bag of garbage to this road to throw away, Duchamp never theorized, just took out one garbage bag after another, picked up the garbage, and marked it like an experiment.

The three people in dormitory 305 were shocked after watching from a distance, and two of them thought that Liermu had taught Duchamp's brain badly, and they complained vigorously.

The five cute masters of class A, seeing Duchamp working so hard, couldn't help but be overjoyed, with snacks, collectively walked a few times on this road, and the peel candy paper and wind rumors scattered in the wind can bury Duchamp. Duchamp had already prepared five large garbage bags for the five beauties, and followed them all the way to collect the garbage.

In the evening, Duchamp returned to the dormitory tiredly. As soon as he entered the door, Learmu sniffed and said disgustedly: "A smell of garbage, hurry up and rush and change clothes." When Duchamp came back from the shower, Liermu broke out: "Your brain is bad, where is your courage and wit, others tease you, you honestly admit it." ”

Duchamp said aggrievedly: "Didn't I all come according to the aristocratic etiquette you taught. ”

Lear Mu was so angry that he looked up to the sky and roared: "What is the most precious thing for nobles, is dignity, they would rather starve to death than lose their dignity, dignity, do you understand?" ”