Chapter 18: The Tailed Beast of System Problems

Walking on the way home, thinking of the experience of the past few months, Yu Yixiu was somewhat depressed and helpless.

It's really a useless hero, a quasi-shadow-level male ninja, without a mission, actually reduced to the point of becoming a househusband. It's sad to think about it!

"Hey, Watergate, are you home so early today?" A village woman in her thirties is greeting Bo Feng Shuimen. This is the next-door neighbor of Bo Feng Shui Gate, and her husband is an excellent middle ninja who is very famous in the slums.

"yes, the mission is done, I want to take a good rest." Hagoroi Xiu gave the other party a sunny smile almost reflexively, and a pair of eyes narrowed into a crescent moon.

"More than that, seeing that you have so many delicious foods in your hands, you want to show off your skills, right?" In the vicinity of the slums, Bo Feng Shui Mun's cooking skills are very famous, and many people have tried it.

"Aha?" Hagorohide was surprised and opened his mouth slightly.

"Forget it, you really think that the eldest sister is going to eat you, hum, when did you start slamming the door at Watergate?" The village woman snorted a few times, ignored Yu Yixiu, and turned to leave.

"God, I seem to have offended her?" Yuroi Shu was stunned. Shaking his head, he walked forward listlessly.

After Yu Yixiu left, in the same place, a white-haired man came out of the ground, pinched his chin with a wide palm, looked like he was thinking seriously, and kept nodding and said: "Well, this stupid boy from Watergate has also grown up and started to fall in love, but with his stupid energy, it is estimated that only the stupid girl of Jiu Sinai can look at him!" ”

After a pause, Zilai also gave up his plan to go to Bo Fengshuimen's house to eat, and decided to help this stupid apprentice. Language education is not feasible, it must have a certain amount of substantive action.

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The willows on the moon, people about dusk.

For dinner, the feather coat show made a lot of food. For Uzumaki Kushina, it may have been a surprise, but for him, it has become a habit, and if he doesn't cook for a few days, he will feel unsteady.

From dusk to night, Haromo Shu discovers something very painful. said he wanted to surprise Uzumaki Kushina, but he forgot to tell her to come to his house. This stupid girl won't still be stupidly waiting in her own home, right?

He's not calm anymore. If that girl is really violent, the whole Konoha will overturn her. Taking off his apron, he was about to go out, when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.

"God, Kushina, why are you here?" When I opened the door, it was actually Uzumaki Kushina, and Yu Yushu asked in surprise.

Jiu Sinai, who was blushing slightly and shy, suddenly changed his face, pulled it down, a few green tendons loomed on his smooth forehead, smiled far-fetched, and said, "Shuimen, aren't you going to surprise Jiu Sinai?" ”

secretly said in his heart: "It's a shame and a big shame, the soul of the feather coat show is weak!" Also, the old man is also a dull soul! It is said that when a man and a woman are dating, the woman rashly runs to the man's house, which is a very rude act and will leave a bad impression. Oh, I'm going to have you to crush you today! ”

At the location of an open-air hot spring, Jiraiya, who was lying in the bushes and staring wide-eyed, suddenly said, "Hache! Several women in their twenties who were taking a bath panicked and put their hands on their chests, and then let out hysterical screams: "Help! Pervert!! ”

"Pervert? Where are the perverts? The dignified Miaomu Mountain toad immortal is also here, and that pervert dares to be presumptuous here? Come out, hurry up and get out of here for this immortal! Jiraiya jumped out and said arrogantly.

"Run, the pervert is out!"

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At the dinner table, Yuroi Xiu and Uzumaki Kushina sat on the ground.

"What?! Teacher Jiraiya told you to have dinner at my house, so you rushed over? At the back of Yu Yixiu, a stream of cold air continued to rise. Hokage God, how did you know that I was waiting for Kushina?! Is he spying on him? Or did he already know something? Or what was he planning......

At this moment, Yu Yuxiu's mind was in a mess.

In his head, Kaguya-hime's voice rang out, "Don't worry, he met you on your way home, but he didn't come out at the time." At that time, you had so many ingredients in your hands that it was not difficult to know what you were doing. Besides, didn't Uzumaki Kushina come with two bottles of wine in his hand, Kaguya guessed that these eighty percent were prepared by Jiraiya (in the Hokage world, men and women under the age of twenty are not allowed to drink!). )。 ”

"Whew......" Yu Yixiu let out a long sigh of relief. I was secretly in my heart: "I've relaxed during this time, it seems that I really have to cheer up in the future." ”

Kushina Uzumaki, who had been keeping her head down, did not answer Hagorohide's question, and her attention was not on it at all, but on the bottle in her hand. But at this moment, he suddenly raised his head, blushed, and twisted: "Watergate, what day is today, do you still remember?" ”

"What day?" Yu Yixiu's heart trembled, isn't she tempting?

"It's been the 10th anniversary of our acquaintance!" Uzumaki Kushina seemed to have a lot of courage and looked at the feather coat show.

Yu Yixiu was stunned for a moment, recalled it carefully in his mind, and said in a tone of not very belief: "Tenth anniversary?!" Jiu Sinai, I remember, we've known each other for more than ten years, why have we only been ten years? ”

The flush on Uzumaki's face did not dissipate, and she emphasized, "It's not important, Mizumon, it's important that we have dinner together tonight." The night is so quiet. The moon is so hazy. The wind is so elegant......"

"Wait, Kushina, if I'm not mistaken, there shouldn't be a moon tonight, right?" The more Yu Yushu listens to it, the more unpleasant it becomes, what's wrong with Uzumaki Kushina tonight? This ghost weather, but also the moon? Look at the dark clouds hovering overhead, the thickness seems to be about to fall, and it would be nice if it didn't rain heavily. How can there still be a moon?

"Really? Hehe...... anyway, anyway, it's a rare opportunity tonight, let's have a drink, shall we? After a moment of embarrassment, Kushina's big grinning temperament immediately awakened. Uncorked the wine and poured two glasses of wine.

"But I don't know how to drink?" Haromo said honestly. It's not that he doesn't know how to drink, but he doesn't drink very well, and he is often drunk by Senju Tsunade, and he makes some demands for the loss of men's sovereignty, and now he is very vigilant.

"Can't drink?" Kushina was surprised. But he was secretly proud in his heart: "What Mr. Jiraiya said is really right, he really doesn't know how to drink in Watergate!" ”

"Well, I'm drunk, and besides, we're not yet twenty years old, so we don't drink, right?" Yuroi Xiu pleaded with a bitter face, wanting to win sympathy.

"No! It's rare that we have a date in such a good mood, and we have to have a toast! Jiu Sinai said very boldly, and her heart was happy: "It's really good to get drunk and drunk." I must get you drunk today, otherwise if you want to marry Jiu Xinnai, you will always drag and drag, hum, wait for the raw rice to cook and mature, I see what you should do? ”

"Really...... Okay, okay, can't I drink it? Seeing Uzumaki Kushina holding a glass full of wine and gesturing it to his mouth, Yuroi Xiu really had a feeling of catching ducks on the shelves, so he had to drink it.

Kushina smiled and drank the wine in a big gulp. In an instant, the whole face, including the neck, turned red.

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Ten minutes later.

"Come on, Watergate, let's have another drink!" Kushina staggered to his feet, staggered a few steps, and fell into Yuyixiu's arms, sitting on his lap, and the wine naturally spilled on his clothes and face.

"Kushina, you're drunk!" Yuyushu looked speechlessly at Kushina Uzumaki, who was arching in his arms.

"No, not drunk. You won't get drunk with another bottle of wine. Who is Kushina? Kushina is the woman who wants to be the Hokage! ”

"It's the female Hokage!"

"No, it's not the female Hokage, it's the Hokage's woman. The dead old man said that among the younger generation, Mizumon has a good chance of becoming the Hokage. Kushina wants to be your woman! Kushina likes you! I like it so much!! ”

"Woo ......"

Yu Yixiu was shocked, and without being on guard, she was actually attacked by the girl Jiu Xinnai again! Not only that, but this girl has also practiced Qigong recently, and she is full of qi after kissing for so long. What's even more remarkable is that without anyone to teach, Kushina learned French wet kissing without a teacher!

"The so-called love is deep, and the clothes are fluttering......" Yu Yi Xiu was thinking very squeamishly. However, soon his expression changed, from shock to seriousness, from seriousness to horror!

That's what it feels like...... You can't go wrong!

This is exactly how Haromo felt when he first encountered the invasion of evil consciousness, and it was the root of his first illness! That's right, that time he was dating Jiu Sinai as Bo Feng Shuimen, but after an evil thought invaded, he couldn't control his blood and was active in fluctuations, and he had a tendency to forcibly change back!

And at this time, Yu Yi Xiu's body is also changing uncontrollably like that time!

"Alas, Ah Xiu, I finally know where the source of your illness is!" In his mind, Kaguyahime's sigh, that flawless little face, was full of worry and sorrow.

Anyway, Jiu Sinai is drunk now, and he didn't care about her, and Yu Yuxiu's consciousness entered the system. When I saw Kaguyahime, I happened to see her holding an egg in her hand, a fiery red egg like a phoenix's nirvana!

"This is ......," Haroi Shu said curiously.

"Tailed beast egg, the root of your disease! Ah Xiu, you should be glad that this is a nine-tailed tailed beast egg, if it is other tailed beast eggs, hehe, it would be a pity. ”

"The tailed beast egg of the Nine-Tails?" He was dazed and didn't know what Kaguya meant.

"Well, in the final analysis, it's still a system problem......"

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