Chapter 17: Konoha Trivia

It's a new day, the sun is shining and the street market is bustling.

As soon as he came out of the Uchiha house, Yuroi Shu met Kushina Uzumaki. He wanted to turn around and leave, but was stopped by Jiu Sinai, she was dissatisfied: "Hey, Ah Xiu, why do you run away every time you see me, you are so afraid of Tsunade's old woman, really, I won't really do anything to you, what Jiu Sinai likes is the water gate!" ”

Nineteen-year-old Uzumaki Kushina, tall, graceful curves, charming long bright red hair to the waist, tied with a golden headband, eyebrows curved, delicate snow skin, eyes like water, red lips moist.

Two months ago, Kushina's birthday, at the invitation of Jiraiya, a particularly enthusiastic man, a total of six people, Kuyukina Uzumaki, Senju Tsunade, Uchiha Mikoto, "Ha Feng Mizumon", Jiraiya, and Yuroi Shu, gathered together to celebrate. Hagorohide chooses a gift for Kushina, and the hatred between Senju Tsunade and Uzumaki Kushina arises at this moment.

It turned out that Hagoromo Shu, who had been married to Tsunade for a month, had not given her a gift so far, but it was Tsunade who gave him the relic necklace of the original purpose. Tsunade has been relieved in his heart that he doesn't care. But you can't give gifts to other women in front of her, even if it's the other party's birthday!

In the next month, on the birthday of Senju Tsunade, he also spontaneously asked for his life, and invited three generations, Orochimaru, Uzumaki Kushina, "Bo Feng Shuimen" and others, of which three generations and Orochimaru naturally did not come, and then Yu Yuxiu, who was her husband, did not know about her birthday, and the consequences can be imagined!

"Miss Jiu Sinai, I know that you love your family water gate the most, can you tell me what the hell is you stopping me?" Today, Yuroi Xiu was hand-picked by Tsunade and told him to hurry to the medical ninja hospital, but he didn't expect to meet Kushina.

Jiu Xinai's face was slightly red, but she glared at him not to be outdone, and said, "Now, Ah Xiu, tell people quickly, where is the water gate, why haven't they found it in his house, and Hokage-sama said that the water gate didn't go out on a mission?" ”

"Hey, Miss Jiusinai, even you don't know where Watergate is, so how can I possibly know?"

"Of course you do!" Jiu Sinai was very tough and jealous, "Shuimen said, you are his best friend, if he is not there, Jiu Sinai can look for you!" Hmph, if you don't say it, this matter will go to Tsunade's old woman today. When the time comes, what will I see you do? ”

After that, she raised her snow-white neck and chin very proudly and arrogantly.

Yuroi Xiu frowned. I seem to have said that! Depressed, I should not have talked nonsense if I knew it earlier. Remember, you should be cautious about your words and actions when you go in the future. Shook his head helplessly.

"Watergate...... his brain was running wildly, but it was still an excuse that it was not good sooner, "Ah, I remember, Watergate said that it seems to be going to surprise you at night, and you will know it at night." ”

Jiu Sinai was overjoyed, and suddenly cast another distrustful look, pouting and saying, "Really? How could Watergate have that kind of mood? Hmph, you didn't teach him, did you? ”

"Don't you like it?" Yu Yi Xiu was stunned.

"Of course I do. But you're so bad, what if you mess with my Water Gate? Hmph, when I get married to Watergate, I won't let him alienate you! ”

Jiu Sinai is very domineering, her heart is also very uncalm now, Shuimen wants to surprise herself at night, isn't it that he finally plans to have a baby with someone, the little ferret is very cute. If that's the case, that's great. Baby, baby, you must be a girl, and then marry the little Itachi of the Uchiha family!

She touched her belly gently.

Seeing Jiu Sinai's appearance, Yu Yi Xiu could only sigh, the world of women is really difficult to understand!

"Okay, okay, if you can get Watergate to distance me, I can't ask for it!" Yu Yixiu's helpless appearance made Jiu Xinai unhappy and hated it. This guy is so hateful, Watergate belongs to me!

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When he arrived at the hospital, Senju Tsunade had just left Konoha Hospital.

She received a mission to go to the Daimyo City of the Land of Fire to participate in the "Medical Ninja Conference" held by the Daimyo of the Land of Fire, not only the medical ninjas from various ninja villages in the Land of Fire, but also the medical ninjas from the Sand Ninja Village of the Land of Wind, among which the more famous is Chiyo, which can be described as Taishan Beidou in the medical ninja world!

Originally, Tsunade planned to talk to Yurohide last night, but thinking of his husband's lazy personality, he decided to do a prelude and wait for Yuroi Xiu to arrive at Konoha Hospital. Unexpectedly, after a delay at the Uchiha Mikoto's house, and entanglement with Kushina, they ended up passing by each other very coincidentally!

The impatient Hayuroi Shu hurriedly rushed to the Hokage Room and asked the three generations of Ape Fei about the situation. "Whew, it's a pity to come back and forth, plus the time to stay, it's a week." Yuroi Shu shook his head and walked out of the Hokage room.

At this moment, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, the sky is blue and the clouds are white, the heart and body are comfortable, the sky is high, the birds are flying, the sea is wide and the fish is jumping, and there is only one thought in Yuyixiu's mind - freedom!

Outside Konoha Village.

"Xiaoyu, that old woman named Chiyo in Shayin Village really named me and asked me to participate?" Senju Tsunade withdrew his worried gaze from Konoha Fang. If she hadn't known that Orochimaru had gone out a day ago, she would never have left Konoha. That worrying husband is not a worry-free guy, and his patience is very unfirm!

"Well, that's because Tsunade-sama's medical ninjutsu is very powerful, and during World War II, she cracked all the poisons she made and made an antidote." The blonde woman looked like she was in her twenties, with a pair of large-framed eyes that narrowed into a slit. She is a medical ninja named Nonoyu, Konoha who is quite caring, and it is rumored that she has adopted many orphans.

"I said it sounds so familiar, it's her. Hmph, but as a defeated person, what qualifications do you have to challenge me again......" Tsunade was dissatisfied.

Recently, Senju Tsunade has discovered the meaning of life! When the Hokage or something is a floating cloud, the only thing to do as a woman is to train her husband. It's a shame that someone interrupted me halfway through the process just after it was fruitful!

"But...... This is the hand-picked appointment of the Daimyo of the Land of Fire, and it was the Hokage-sama who personally instructed ...... "Nonoyu is embarrassed."

"Okay, okay, anyway, they're all out of the house, just do what you have to do!" Tsunade waved his hand indifferently, and followed everyone to the Daimyo City of the Fire Country.

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Konoha Hokage Village.

On weekdays, the feather coat show can't come out if he wants to. Okay, now I'm out and I'm free, but I don't know where to go? Orochimaru is not in Konoha right now. Not long ago, I just came out of Uchiha Mikoto. If you cultivate, you will be engraved with the strength of the quasi-shadow level, and pure cultivation will no longer work. went to Orochimaru's base to engage in forbidden techniques and experiments, but I haven't been rusty for too long, what do I fail, and in order not to hit the only self-confidence, I decisively gave up......

Yuroi Shu suddenly discovers that in the days when Tsunade is away, life has lost its meaning! He suddenly felt a little nostalgic, under the supervision of Tsunade, under her nose, doing some "stealing chickens and dogs", "stealing incense and stealing jade", "doing evil" is so exciting and memorable!

Sitting in a newly opened meatball shop, Yu Yixiu drank red bean soup, ate meatballs, and looked at the hurried pedestrians on the street, quite helpless, and tasted like chewing wax.

"Mr. Watergate, next mission, let's go to the C-level mission again, then I will be stronger again." Outside the door of the meatball shop, an excited voice sounded.

Lifting the curtain, the trio of "Bo Feng Shuimon" and Kakashi walked in.

"Let's not talk about the mission today, we're here to celebrate!" "Bo Feng Shuimen" said helplessly. Asking a quasi-shadow-level ninja to go out of the village to perform a C-level mission is as painful as a college student specializing in mathematics to teach elementary school students mathematics, no, strictly speaking, it is as painful as going to an elementary school math class, and the rewards for the task are pitiful! Presumably, with C-class missions, he prefers D-class missions that are not far from the inside and outside of the village, at least he can be lazy.

"Hey, Watergate, where have you been, Jiu Sinaiko is looking for you." Yu Yixiu complained to "Bo Feng Shuimen" very dissatisfied, I haven't seen him for a few days, this shadow clone is too incompetent.

"Teach these three little guys to cultivate in the Forest of Death, and they just came back ......," "Bo Feng Shuimen" said.

"Night ......" Yuroi Xiu was about to say that he would let his shadow clone find a way to surprise Uzumaki Kushina at night, but when he thought that he was so bored now, a standard idler, he gave up decisively.

"Watergate, let's go to your house today and sit down, I have something to discuss with you!" As he spoke, he pulled the "Bo Feng Shui Gate" and walked out. And took out a ticket in his arms, threw it to Kakashi Hagi and said, "Kakashi, please leave the checkout to you!" ”

Kakashi took the ticket and felt that this scene was quite familiar. When I opened it, it was only five hundred, which was not enough for food at all, and as a teacher, I actually tried every way to take advantage of my disciples, and suddenly a few black lines appeared in front of my forehead.

Immediately, I was stunned again, this is Lord Xiu, not Teacher Watergate! What's going on?!

In the room of Bo Feng Shuimen, with a "pop", the shadow clone disappeared, Yu Yixiu knew what had happened in the past few days, and a helpless and depressed mood after the mission lingered in his heart, lingering, and the whole person's mood was even more depressed.

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