Chapter 16: Delicious Food?

The air froze instantly.

Originally, with a fierce killing intent, with a dagger in his hand, he stabbed at Xuanzang.

It also came to a standstill.

These three sentences.

It's like three spells.

For many years, it has been haunting his ears.

Every time, when I was hungry, I ran to the land temple in Chang'an City and begged others to eat something.

This arrogant Chang'an land lord will say these three sentences.

Like three swords, piercing his body.

That.

In a fit of anger, the land public carved these three sentences on the walls of his home.

You can see these three sentences every day.

like a needle in one's heart.

Wake him up all the time.

Be sure to work hard to become an excellent land god.

It's also like this Chang'an land.

Throw away the chicken thighs after taking a bite.

Throw away the bananas halfway through.

Drink a drink, feel that it is not good to drink and pour it out.

No.

These are not enough.

These are just the tricks of Chang'an Land Gong to satirize himself.

It is not enough to treat others the way they do.

It should be, ten times more than that!

In the future, I will be richer and richer than him!

Chicken legs, bananas, I can't even look at it!

Gotta drink the elixir!

Eat the fairy mushroom peach!

And take a bite and throw it away.

Just like back then, Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and ate peaches.

I don't care at all, just take a bite and throw it away.

When the time comes.

Look at that land lord of Chang'an City, do you dare to look down on yourself!

He will surely hold his feet and neck, and beg himself bitterly!

It's like I'm going to beg him now.

No.

It is more miserable and humble than begging him.

Think of this scene.

The father-in-law of the land released a smile at the corner of his mouth.

"Hum Hum Hum ......"

Thinking of this scene one day in the future, the father-in-law of the land smiled proudly.

But.

A moment later.

I still woke up from this boundless association.

Now is not the time to think about that!

I am completing the task promulgated by the Jade Emperor!

So, I came back to my senses.

Hold on to the dagger.

I want to stab Xuanzang again.

But.

Right now.

The land lord twitched his nose, and suddenly smelled a strange smell.

One ......

The smell of the meal!

That's right!

The aroma of this meal is so sweet and rich!

Floating in from the nose instantly stimulates brain cells.

In turn, it spreads from the brain to every nerve touch throughout the body.

A fluttering feeling jumped in my ears.

"Ah......h

Suddenly, the land lord couldn't help but snort.

Because, it smells so good.

Even though the land has lived for hundreds of years, he has never smelled such a sweet smell of rice.

Compare it to.

The bananas, chicken legs, and folk meals of the land of Chang'an City.

It's like a dog!

There's no comparison.

Nothing.

...... Turn your head.

See, it's this Xuanzang, holding a bowl of vegetables in his hand.

There is only half of this bowl left.

And it's already cold.

However, in the eyes of the land lord.

But it's already an absolute delicacy!

"Eat, don't take it. ”

Xuanzang suddenly smiled and said softly.

This moment.

The land lord finally couldn't bear it anymore.

As soon as he let go, the dagger in his hand fell to the ground.

Directly hug this evening dish.

Binge eating.

"Don't panic, there's still ......"

Xuanzang stroked the head of the land lord and smiled warmly and pitifully, as if looking at a street child.

......

Until noon.

This father-in-law of the land is like a big-stomached king who eats gods.

hugged the food and wine handed over by Xuanzang, and ate and drank frantically.

The land father-in-law swears!

I have never eaten such a delicious meal in my life!

Every time you swallow it, it seems that you have swallowed not only the stomach but the whole body.

Every organ in the body, every nerve, is enjoying the delicious taste of this food.

And this fine wine.

Although the land is a prince, he has not drunk the elixir and jade liquid.

However, the land lord still thinks that this is the most wonderful wine in the whole world, and it is nothing more than that!

Drink it and your whole body will feel good.

Stoned.

Let the land prince can't help but think of it, when he has not yet cultivated to become an immortal.

When he was a mortal.

Because he is ugly, 1.39 meters, he can't marry a daughter-in-law.

I also used to linger in the land of smoke and willows.

In this, in the soft arms of many beautiful women, I also felt the feeling of burning enthusiasm and floating like a fairy.

But at this moment.

After drinking the wine handed to him by Xuanzang, he actually felt such a sense of comfort.

No.

It is ten times stronger than the pleasure when I indulged in the land of smoke willows hundreds of years ago!

No!

Hundredfold!

So.

With each sip, the land lord lay down next to the bed and sighed.

A full morning passed.

Xuanzang looked at this scene and laughed.

These foods and drinks are made by using the demon system's 'ability to cook and make wine'.

I usually eat it for myself.

But I didn't expect that this left half a bowl of vegetables and half a jar of wine would confuse the father-in-law of the land like this.

So, the land here is eating, and he is constantly doing it there.

Until this guy was fed so that he was paralyzed on the edge of the bed, with a bulging belly, and was about to fall asleep.

In this way, there is no power to resist, right?

And, in fact, a little bit of stuff was added to the meal just now.

Make sure this old dwarf guy doesn't deal with himself anymore.

Xuanzang smiled and said softly:

"Come on, teach this old hat a lesson!"

...... In the heavenly court.

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear told the Jade Emperor about the scene that had just happened between Xuanzang and his father-in-law.

The Jade Emperor frowned.

Indissoluble.

The ministers below were also crowded.

Recalling the three sentences Xuanzang said, what do they mean?

'Stinky food, here again?'

'What do you think you can do?' Come and beg for a meal. ’

'You poor devils are insatiable, and you have to make every inch. ’

...... Is it a spell?

It shouldn't be.

There is no spell like this.

"This Xuanzang, can you use spells?" the Jade Emperor asked.

Clairvoyant and Shunfeng looked at each other and shook their heads.

In fact.

These clairvoyances and downwind ears are very powerful in addition to their sense of sight and hearing.

There's another ability that's just as standout.

It is through sight and hearing that you can judge the strangeness of the other person.

For example, the opponent used the Technique of Change.

The clairvoyance and downwind ears can immediately see and hear the trick used by the other party.

But.

There is a prerequisite.

That is, the skill of clairvoyance and downwind ear is higher than that of each other.

If it is the other party's skill, it is much higher than the two of them.

Naturally, that can't be judged.

But.

In the eyes of the Jade Emperor and the ministers.

This Xuanzang is a mortal body!

For a full eighteen years, he has been under the supervision of Heavenly Court.

I've never practiced any spells at all.

So, how can there be a spell?

Something is wrong, something is wrong.

Could it be that you will help him again?

Truly.

Rulai is the lord of all Buddhas, the first of the three realms of mana.

But.

If you use spells, you won't use these three sentences.

Although the Jade Emperor taught the magic of the channel, he also knew a little about Buddhist magic.

There is no such thing in Buddhist magic.

"Go back and explore. ”

"Oh, one more thing. ”

"In the future, when you come back to report, only one person can come back, and the other person will stay outside the gate of heaven and continue to monitor. to prevent your monitoring from slipping through. ”

The Jade Emperor suddenly thought of something and said lightly.

"Yes. ”

The two of them were ordered.

Turned and left.

...... In the cottage, in Xuanzang's bedroom.

After Xuanzang shouted, 'Come on', two thieves came in outside.

In front of the land lord, it was a severe beating.

It's like beating the Howling Dog before.

It's been a long time.

Xuanzang sensed that the clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear returned to the outside of the heavenly court and began to observe.

Only then did he wave his hand and signal the two of them to stop without authorization.

"Go out first. ”

"Yes. ”

The two thieves went out.

And right now.

Xuanzang came to the front of the land lord.

The land lord lay on the ground and looked up to see Xuanzang.

Suddenly!

The eyes are cold, and I am determined!

Grab the dagger from the ground!

stood up suddenly, stabbed at Xuanzang again!