Chapter 15: Hurry up to be wise! Stinky food, you're here again?
What the!
What?
This horse-riding person is too fast!
You are an unreliable demon system, this is all in front of you, you just said it!
Meanwhile.
On the floor next to the bed.
Suddenly, a man rose.
With the afterglow of his eyes, when he saw the father-in-law of this land, Xuanzang was amazed.
Sure enough, it's exactly the same as the myths and legends in the past!
It's about less than a meter in size.
It's thick and strong, like a water tank.
Dressed in a dirty black robe, his wrinkled old face was scruffed, as if he hadn't washed his face or bathed for many years.
In his right hand he is holding a cane.
In his left hand, he holds a dagger.
After escaping to the surface, he directly stabbed Xuanzang with a dagger.
At this time, the heart demon system was just in Xuanzang's mind, counting down to 'one'.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the father-in-law of the land at this moment, stabbing him with a dagger.
Damn, what can I do?
Ask for a way!
Wait online, it's in a hurry!
......
Clairvoyance was in the wind, and outside the gate of Heavenly Court at this moment, he saw this scene and laughed.
This time, it should be foolproof.
In Fangcai, the Jade Emperor gave an order.
Swift command too platinum star, down the transmission of the command.
Of course, in order to prevent Rulai from discovering it, it is not to let the Tai Bai Xing come down directly.
Rather, by spells:
Teleportation.
Directly transmit the Jade Emperor's holy decree to the hands of the land father-in-law.
At this time.
This father-in-law of the land at the foot of the east mountain of Chang'an City was lying in an underground cave, drinking the leftover wine he had scooped up, and his voice was sad.
As a father-in-law of the land.
I should be the most aggrieved person in the whole Tang Dynasty.
It stands to reason that it shouldn't.
He is the land lord of Chang'an City.
According to the laws of heaven, every land lord will be responsible for governing an area.
The land and food are measured by the prosperity of the area under their jurisdiction.
The more prosperous and prosperous the area under its jurisdiction is, the more abundant the land will be, and the food will be excellent.
But.
O all evil!
Deep in the mountains east of Chang'an City, it is in an extremely embarrassing position.
That is:
The people of Chang'an have gone to worship the land gods in Chang'an.
No one cares about it, the land on the high mountain in the east of Chang'an City.
That.
This mountain has gradually become a barren mountain range.
Not to mention the crowd and offerings, even the name is gradually forgotten by the world.
...... The land lord took a sip of wine.
When I think about it, I think I've forgotten the name of this mountain.
It seems to be called ......
Can't remember
Ay!
As the lord of this mountain, I can't even remember what the name of this mountain is!
It's ridiculous to get out!
Let's just rename it.
Let's call it 'Barren Mountain'!
The barren mountain landlord took a sip of wine and recalled his tragic life experience.
Although this barren mountain is close to Chang'an, it has not been developed.
Every day, I see that Chang'an City is bustling with people and incense.
In front of the Land Temple, there are crowds.
Before offering Zhuo, the tribute is full, fresh and delicious.
This land lord of Chang'an City is simply too beautiful.
Contrast.
Here, however, the mountains are barren and uninhabited, and at most a few thieves come to rob the road.
Not even a land temple!
Not to mention any incense!
Compared to this, it is simply a heaven and an underground.
What's even more infuriating.
According to the regulations, every other month, the fathers-in-law of the land around these four areas would get together for a meeting to discuss the management of the land of all parties.
This rally is like a contest to show off wealth.
As the richest landowner: the landowner in Chang'an City.
Always look like a big brother.
Hold a chicken leg in your left hand and a banana in your right hand.
The chicken thighs ate the meat, and the bones were thrown away.
I took two bites of the banana, but it was a little difficult to eat it in the second half, so I threw it away with the banana peel.
Wine in your pocket.
After taking two sips, I felt that it was not delicious, so I distributed it to the younger brothers of the land below.
The barren mountain land lord who was watching this scene from the side was simply angry.
Because I don't know how long, I haven't tasted this banana chicken thigh.
There was even an impulse.
That is, after the rally.
Come back again secretly.
Pick up the discarded chicken thighs and bananas, wipe them clean and eat them.
And in fact.
This barren mountain and land is indeed doing this.
After each meeting, he would come back secretly.
Pick up some leftovers and go back to eat.
Until one time.
I'm picking it up.
The land lord of Chang'an City suddenly turned back with many other land lords.
I happened to see the barren mountains and the land was collecting, picking up leftovers to eat.
"Haha, you actually picked up the leftovers thrown by the old man!"
"By the way, which area are you from? Which one is ......?"
The land in Chang'an City said with a smile.
The many land lords who followed next to him also laughed and recalled.
But!
I can't even remember the name of this mountain in the east of Chang'an City!
It's been deserted for too long, and the sense of presence is so bad that I can't even remember the name.
"Don't worry, it's okay. ”
"In the future, if you are short of food, clothing, water and wine, come to my Chang'an City to find it. ”
"I, the land lord of Chang'an City, as the most successful land lord in the world, will definitely take care of you. ”
Chang'an Land Gong patted him on the shoulder.
He took people with him and left.
Then.
The barren mountains and the land were sluggish, and fell into a great shame.
Because.
This Chang'an land lord is obviously humiliating himself!
It's like a rich man who is unkind to the rich, mocking and giving alms to beggars.
Not with good intentions, but for ridicule and amusement.
And in front of so many people.
But!
He still bowed to reality.
Since then.
Every once in a while, I go to Chang'an.
Ask the land lord of Chang'an for food.
Every time.
The land of Chang'an is as if they are asking for food.
Laughing and mocking:
'Stinky food, here again?'
'What do you think you can do?' Come and beg for a meal. ’
'You poor devils are insatiable, and you have to make every inch. ’
Listen to these words.
Every sentence and every word was like a needle, piercing his heart.
But then.
The land lord of Chang'an will take out some leftovers and rice.
and some inferior wines.
Send it to him.
And so.
He turned into a 'real fragrance' again, smiling happily.
Grab the leftovers and go back to the cave at the bottom of your mountain.
However, after eating.
recalled the words of the land lord of Chang'an City.
and resentment.
This is looking down on people!
It's too contemptuous of people!
To remember this hatred!
After getting drunk, the land lord of Chang'an engraved the words of the land lord of Chang'an on the wall of his cave.
'Stinky food, here again?'
'What do you think you can do?' Come and beg for a meal. ’
'You poor devils are insatiable, and you have to make every inch. ’
Every day, look at these three sentences.
I spur myself on in my heart.
When will your own barren mountain become prosperous!
Diao silk counterattack!
From the lowest and poorest landowners to the topmost and richest landowners.
Replace this Chang'an City Land Prince!
It's time!
Be sure to put this guy under your feet!
Let him kneel before himself and sing conquest!
Today you ignore my love, tomorrow I will make you unattainable!
......
The last few sentences were made up by Xuanzang's own brain.
Because.
At the same time as stabbing themselves with a dagger in this land.
With the help of the 'perception ability' of the heart demon system, Xuanzang quickly read out what kind of character this land father-in-law is.
In the previous life, this is a complete diao.
However, it is such a diao.
Just now, in the underground cave, eating the leftovers sent by the land of Chang'an City, he suddenly received the holy decree of the Jade Emperor!
Tell him to kill the man on top.
Xuanzang.
Eighteen years ago, Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of Rulai who was demoted to the mortal world, was reincarnated.
Moment.
This land in the east of Chang'an City was shocked and boiling.
This is the task of the Jade Emperor's own faction!
It's like an ordinary person in the Tang Dynasty who suddenly received a task from the Tang Emperor.
That once it's done.
Didn't you turn over as a serf and sing?
Thereupon.
The land father-in-law hurried.
Holding the dagger sent by the Jade Emperor in the Holy Decree.
Escape directly to the ground.
stabbed towards Xuanzang.
It's a critical moment!
Time seems to freeze.
The clairvoyant on the top was watching this scene with bated breath.
The Jade Emperor and the ministers in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall were also waiting for good news.
The father-in-law of the land, carrying the dream of turning into a serf, stabbed him fiercely.
Xuanzang was full of black lines.
Hurry up wisely.
Suddenly shouted out:
"Stinky food, here again?"
"What do you think you can do? Come to me to beg for a meal. ”
"You poor ghosts, you are really insatiable, and you have to make inches. ”